memes and shitposting aside, how do you actually get a gf if

do activities where you meet new people regularly and/or use online dating, but preferably both.

even chads have to do that. they can't spend all day shitposting on 4chan and expect to get laid. one of the reasons they're chad in the first place is that they do shit instead of hiding at home.

>>39654333
1. You leave /fit/ unless you lift for yourself
2. You leave 4chan because it's a waste of time, full of feelfags and other losers who won't benefit you at all
3. GO OUTSIDE
4. INTERACT WITH REAL PEOPLE
5. ACQUIRE SOCIAL SKILLS
6. ????
7. Profit. Or not. It's all up to you, and a fair amount of random chance tbqh.

Now GTFO of here.
/thread

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I'm Chad. You can be me if you quit being a pussy and act like a man.

Hanging out watching a movie while my gf blows me the entire time. And she loves it.

Pic related.

>>39654830

idk what to say or do to get a girl back to my place or her place to blow me and watch a move tho?

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Still mid bj. Tell me your biggest problem hitting on women. The approach? What is

Pic related. I'm going to stick my middle finger up her ass any minute now

>>39654854
say do u want coffee or tea. its code word for "do u wanna get fukt in da ass bitch"

>>39654830
Uhm, sucking dick doesnt make you Chad
It makes you a faggot, my man

>>39654333
JUST be urself

>>39654899

im good at making eye contact and saying hi, that's about it. Can never get past that

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>>39654333
READ THE STICKY

>>39654701
/threading his own post is kinda gay

>>39654830
>>39654899
jelly, haven't had my dick sucked in months. feels better than sex

>>39654913

pls respond mr alpha

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>>39654333
Just /bee/ yourself
DOMO ORIGAMO

>>39654899

>that clearly visible fat
>chad

get out normalfag, nobofy wants your shit advice

>>39654830
>>39654899
This turns me on so bad, jelly af senpai
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS CHAD

>>39654974
at least he has a gf beta boy
lifting for your own autism isn't as good as you think it is

>>39655048
>he wants gf
implying you need to lift to get gf
NEVER.
GONNA.
MAKE.
IT!

>>39654701
This is the most helpful post on 4chan

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By not having an obsession with "Chad".

>>39655061
huh? you don't even make sense you fucking idiot, it's like you've been on 4chan for too long, and you can't even form a proper sentence, you just put those keywords in, and think you're clever
>uh never gonna make it
>uh oh implying imblying

>>39654899
What if 4.5 in. Pp

>>39655075
Funny image

>>39655089
Dude, youre jeally because he have gf like its something special.
What are you?
Kissless Virgin?
>lifting for your own autism isn't as good as you think it is
in other words
>im so insecure about myself that i lift to attract women
wohooo, now understand why youre not gonna make it?
Fucktard.

>>39654830
>>39654899
Is there a name for this kind of porn genre?

be funny, have monies, be fit, have a pulse, really anything. lower your standards. but you have to approach them.

>>39654333

online dating
more importantly, join meetup and add activities where grills show up:
hiking groups
hiking + beer groups
hiking w/ dogs groups
indoor climbing groups
running groups

I just stumbled upon the meetup org and what I have found is that they are a world of chicks who don't like online dating and would rather meet people in a group setting. Too bad I already have a gf, but if I didn't, I would be on this shit night & day, signing up for hikes.

>>39655209
Yup. It's called "my bedroom".

It's my fav thing to do. Play vidya or watch TV etc...get blown. Girl in the pic is one of many who have always done this with a smile and it goes for 2 hours+ if you want.

Girls will do anything you want if they want you and you are a desirable male.

This has almost nothing to do with what you look like. It's so annoying to hear but I swear it's all about confidence and selling yourself in subtle ways. When you train to a woman, dominate the conversation. Maybe it's about them the whole time, but be in charge. Know how to interact with others, especially strangers.

You know what dl you guys should do?go be door guys/bouncers at a bar downtown somewhere. You must interact with strangers, you get to act tough and be in charge, you'll meet tons of chicks who will no doubt hit on you etc.
.get your asses outside.

Be someone you would want to fuck if you were a girl.

>>39655121
>jeally
>its
why you so mad beta boy?
how am I jelly? I am fucking my own gf right now!
and what are you doing? watching trap porn and lifting 2kg dumbbells?
weakling!

>>39654830
Where are your balls?

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>>39655320
>NO, YOU!
Guess whos mad, because his gf is nothing special.

>>39654899
i get mires from time to time but i just dont know how to initiate first contact and conversation.

had success been with quite a few girls but those were mostly in highschool and the others were 30 percent me 70 percent liquid courage

>>39655281
>You know what dl you guys should do?go be door guys/bouncers at a bar downtown somewhere.

How could I get a job as a bouncer when I'm a 5'6" 150lb manlet?

>>39655281
>Thinks becoming a bouncer is good advice

What about all the violence you have to contend with? Bouncers in my country don't have a long life expectancy

it was all luck i guess. idk what she likes in my personality, but she fucking loves me. im 6/10 tops, she is way out of my league

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>>39654830
>>39654899
>tfw no 8x6 so a girl will never worship u dik

>>39655926
Violence is good, living long is for faggots.

That mindset is precisely the reason you are intimated by women.

>>39655975
Who said I was intimidated by women? Your advice is shit.

>>39654363

fpbp

>>39654899
looks fucking small like shes a 5 year old