Swimming Thread

Shameless self bump

>>39653752
I recently swam for the first time in a long time and it was really hard. Was like an actual workout because the water gave so much resistance! But I suspect it will become pretty easy once I get better cardio, I'm sort of fat atm.

Used to be pretty fast back in school so looking forward to going more, much more fun than running.

>>39653957
Yeah same here
Have you any advice?How much do you swim?

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>>39653752
Man I love these posters
Gonna dump some

>>39653970
Just swam that one time last sunday, won't get time to go tomorrow but will try to go every sunday from now on. Thinking about having a 2 hour swim, but I will have to see how long I can hold up

>>39653993
Nice, I'm thinking about going bi or tri weekly but im not realy sure desu

>Considering I haven't done any exercise in a long time
You gon die.

>Can I get in shape solely by swiming?
What shape do you want to get in lel?
Swimming for 30 minutes will make you eat a day's worth of calories.

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>>39654068
I mean, swimmers bodies look pretty neat to me, so something like that.
Also I'm not fat for normie standards but I have some belly and quite meaty legs and but.

>>39654010
For me it's the cost, I would go more often if it wasn't so expensive. It costs 50NOK each time and 40NOK if you buy a clip-card.

10NOK is like 1 dollar I think.

I wouldn't mind these pics if they were actually funny.

how can 4chan be so funny about making fun of jews and niggers, but suck at making fun of muslims?

>>39654113

It's harder to make good jokes about child rape and genocide than it is about watermelon and wannabe gangsters.

>>39654095
Swimming won't get you to lose weight, most people gain weight simply because it makes you want to eat a horse even though it doesn't take too much energy, especially compared to running.

That goes double for pool swimming, I used to eat two melons after swimming every day just to get rid of the taste of chlorine.

>>39654180
Rinse mouth with a bit of baking soda and water.

>>39654235
>being literal
Swimming for 2 hours in chlorine is like someone taking a shit in your body.