How do I get my doctor to prescribe me steroids?

>>39648482
Be middle aged with low testosterone. Otherwise, buy it illegally like everyone else.

>>39648493
How do I know it's real, is there a test kit that I can buy to see?
I want to try Anavar cause I hear it's safe.

>>39648500

There is an entire general for your dumbass questions

Also fucking google they will just flame you in that general for not googling this shit first

Anyways

>Ideal beginner cycle is 250mg test E
>Oral only cycles are for women only
>You probally aren't ready for steroids, using it before you hit natty limit is retarded despite that /fraud/ will tell you

>>39648515
really it'd be retarded to use it after your natty limit. you won't retain much of the gains after your natty limit unless you're on cycle or blasting and cruising.

makes much more sense to use it to jump up quick, but not before you've spent at least a year perfecting your diet/routine.

>>39648515
Is there a step by step guide somewhere I can follow?
I thought it was just a simple take X to become stronger for X number of days.
But now it seems I need to take a bunch of things with it, plus I need to take things after the cycle to have my body adjust without it.
Thanks.
Been lifting for a little over a year and want that little extra push.

>>39648482
>How do I get my doctor to prescribe me steroids?
You DON'T.

You do the following instead:
READ THE FUCKING STICKY
LIFT
EAT
SLEEP
REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESS

If progress isn't being made, then do the following:
READ THE STICKY AGAIN
LIFT ***MORE***
EAT ***MORE***
SLEEP ***MORE***
REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESS


It's as simple as that.

Remember, kids:
Real men don't use -- or need -- steroids.

/thread

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>>39649381
>Real men
>Pretending that's a thing

>>39649390
Shut up, manlet.

>>39649381
You sound skinny

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>>39649381

>>39648515
>There is an entire general for your dumbass questions

/fraud/ is a just a tripfag blog thread. they won't answer your questions.

but OP, buy some steroids illegally, inject them for a while to kill your natty test.
stop taking them, go to your doctor and say you're feeling all these symptoms of low test (don't say you think it's low test, just describe the symptoms).
Get a blood test. It comes back "holy shit anon your test levels are super low!"
Get on that pharma grade test

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>>39648482
use SJW's agenda to your advantage
>doctor im a man trapped in a womans body trapped in a mans body that thinks he's(female) a man i need roids and if you don't give them you're opressive

>>39652684
holy fuck, sauce on the gif?