Have you ever had sex with a fat chick before?

>>39647847
Yea i have actually, smelled horrible and i smelled like her the next day at work, scary stuff. Great head though

>>39647847
Yeah it was right after basic training. She was literally 300+lbs easy. Got fucked up and she told me she couldn't get pregnant so I fucked and busted my load deep in her. Denied it for years.

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>>39647921
It's because they're hungry

>>39647921
The fattie I slept with was good with the suckkn as well.. But no matter how hard I tried I couldn't jizz.

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Only up to 160 pounds. Thick bbws turn me on so much. It's that high test

>>39647976
This for me too.

>>39647847
>Have you ever had sex

Let me stop you right there

>>39647979
>high test=low standards

Ya I have for 10 seconds or less. I remember not just her pussy was wet but her whole legs it was rather repulsive. The smell. Was. Fuck. Just too much.

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If you have a big ass dick and are strong enough to handle a big woman the difference is marginal. Though, as with all conversations on this topic, "fat" is relative. One dude is calling 160 a "bbw"; some other guy has in mind 340; yet another high school faggot thinks 140 is fat as shit.

Since I was about 22 or so (39 now) I've always said a prime-ass female body is "as-fat-as-possible-without-being-fat." Basically every dude draws that line somewhere different, but when you find yours, holy shit.

>>39647847
Yeh. I felt cheated of my nut, it was bad for my psyche.

>>39647847
I did, my dick couldn't get erect because of her body. She gave me a solid blowjob though

I dated one that was 150lbs 5'3". Good sex, was pretty much willing to do anything.

did it a couple weeks ago, felt like shit.. was too drunk couldn't look her in her eyes the next morning.. bitch wanted to hang and I just wanted to get the fuck outta there ended up spending all day at her house before my boy collected me.

Ended up seeing her the next night in a club. Tried ignoring her but it didn't work, fml.

>>39647847
>>39647979
Contrary to popular belief, fat women do not have "higher test", if anything, they should have lower test than people with normal body-fat percentages.
>Source?
Former detective.

>>39647847
Heaviest I've fugged was ~170, but she was 6'3" and bretty fit. Fattest was probably this muslim/russian chick at ~140 5'4" since I had to check off "enemies of capitalism" from my list.

Once while I was treeplanting I got fucked up on a night off and boned this chubby girl and then spent the rest of the season avoiding her which is a hard thing to do in a camp of 60 people. She'd find me and try to flirt with me every party night even after I told her to leave me alone.

I used to kinda be a chubby chaser. My record was 370. Ask me anything.

>>39647847
I have never had sex with a fat girl, but I've let them suck penis.

Sometimes I just want to nut on something that isn't my belly or my figures.

>>39649375
You mah nigga.

My ex is fat, her cunt smelled and tasted very bad, she couldn't suck dick for shit and couldn't ride me worth a damn. I don't know why I still miss her, she is a horrible human bean.

It may be hard to believe, but I have never had sex in my entire life!

>>39649807
You're not a chubby chaser Anon, you're Captain Ahab

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>>39649783
>since I had to check off "enemies of capitalism" from my list.

>>39649808
>bill clinton

>>39649807
370 is very, very fat my dude. Like waddling around, might literally not be able to get up off the couch without assistance fat. You must have a big ass dick to even reach the puss. I mean good for you but damn.

>>39649829
I was fucking her fupa for a solid 2 minutes before she told me.

>actually felt kinda gud

>>39649819
People are not beans unless they are mexican. Have some respect.
>Source?
Former detective.

I have not, my body is a temple for my future Aryan wife

>>39649838
Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

>>39649842
>Here lies Anon, he died cold and alone, his feet hurt, didn't have a gf.

>>39649819
>bean

>>39649838
>>39649876
>not being a real human bean and a real hero

>>39647847

Yes. The sex was awful. She sucked dick like it was her only source of oxygen - and by that I mean she dug in with her teeth, squeezed with both hands, and literally just sucked like she was trying to swallow water from a fountain.

Don't fuck fat chicks.

I've only ever fucked fat girls. One was 5'6" and 185, the other was 5'7" and would only tell me she was 200+. I'm not even a thiccfag, I'm just a loser who takes what he can get, ask me anything.

>>39649770
I know you're prolly trolling, but the idea is that the guys who lust after those "thicc" grils are the one that have high test
>their test is SO high they'll fuck anything that moves...or doesn't

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>>39649874
>his feet hurt
Thank you for reminding me, do you have the original?

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>>39647847

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>>39649375
you a wise man breh

>>39650182
>Tumblr

>>39649764
Jesus Christ anon,did you end up married to her?

>>39647847

fuck me dude, I did not need this image this morning. I'm jumping today (army). If I burn in it's your fuckin' fault.

Anyway... Fat chick sex is terrible. They have no stamina and it feels like you're banging a couch cushion, so large and unwieldy, you can't maneuver as easily at all, even if they're short. Fat chicks also generally have disgusting genitals, in smell and taste. Never again. Had to try though, once, to be sure.

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>>39650501
>if I burn in


what,you mean like,die?

They say fat chick give good head, that's a fucking lie.

>>39650182

I like how the similar pants make it look like she stretched them so hard the stripes got narrower.

>>39650531
I heard this from a friend and i told him outright that id no sooner enjoy a blowjob from him than i would a fat girl

bjs are all about the looks, seeing the girl playing with your dick and watching how good looking she is
Fat girls lack the visual aesthetics so it doesnt make sense

>>39650531
I know what you mean.

The head is still fucking fat after supposedly shrinking it.

At least it didn't explode like the last one.

My tribe is pissed, this is the last time we go after a fat chick.

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>>39649783

>since I had to check off "enemies of capitalism" from my list

my sides have been sentenced to siberia

>>39647847
Only time I've had sex with a large girl as probs the best I've ever had:

>big belly, but super massive beautiful tits
>pretty face to look at, well kept hair and beautiful skin
>gave head like a motherfucker
>keen for multiple rounds
>stroke your dick while on dates

She was really, really fucking good. She had weight but in the right places.

>>39650182
Solid bulk.

>>39649375
U right i had a chick who wasbborderline fat but not really. Quality post

>>39649301
Exactly. High test is a codeword for "desperate". Some are disgusting fetishists, like feeders or the ones that chase big bitches because they want their fat, cellulite ridden and sweaty asses on their faces.

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Heavy chicks are no good. I want them skinny

I like them large. So yes, and I enjoy it. I'm not talking about obese, but curvy women

i see flaws in thin 20 year olds bodys, so i dont think i could even get hard with a fat chick

Yeah, I have
10/10 head, but never could finish.

>>39649783
>Heaviest I've fugged was ~170, but she was 6'3" and bretty fit.

Where do people keep finding women like this? I mean, I wouldn't talk to her but I could at least watch from afar and imagine myself talking to her.

>>39650751
lol I used to be like you then I did loads of cardio now its so easy for me to get I hard id have no problem fucking a cantilope

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6'1 122lb man here. I just started lifting and my experience of 'sex' is what caused me to start researching it.
I've had sex once with a superobese girl. She was 22 I don't know her weight but she had the following characteristics

>Fat starting to accumulate on her forehead
>Her ankles could be heard releasing air as she stepped
>Her fingers were so fat that when she wanked me my penis reached a high enough humidity to support a rainforest
>She couldn't keep her hands open without holding something, otherwise they'd just close themselves like clams
>Her fingernails were being pushed away by fingertip fat

It was fucking disgusting. I don't even know if we actually had sex because she sat on my crotch (which hurt) and my penis vanished. I DIDN'T feel it entering a vagina. All I felt was warmth and something fuzzy scratching it from all sides.And my penis was red for days after. After sex she pulled a chocolate bar (a 200g one) from her bedside drawer and wiped her forehead with it then ate it. She offered me a single square which I accepted, the sweat made it hard to avoid gagging. Also her floor was filthy, I snuck out in the middle of the night and when I got to my car my shoes were covered in chip crumbs.

>>39651203
You just made me feel better about myself, copy pasta or no.

fat head is besr

>>39647847
Yes and she was kinky. Even made me tacos after. Would do it again.

>>39650715
did he ever cum

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>>39650501
>taste
>>39650715
christ it's even worse that she looks like my mother

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>>39647847
>/fit/
>having sex

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would you guys fuck her if you knew you would never get caught?

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Wasn't that bad, couldn't do a lot of positions but she has been losing weight.

>>39654803
I'd tell everyone

>>39647946
please go back to eddit faggot

>>39654803
who gives a shit if everyone knew, I'd fuck her anyway. Fertile sex goddess

>>39649821

high five bruther!

Yeah. She was a freak and let me blow my load in her twice. She wasn't fat enough to smell bad or anything so it wasn't too bad.

>>39647921
They do give good head. Probably cause they are trying to inhale the little sausage.

>>39649825
Oh man, that filename.

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>>39649375
I want to fuck that ass so hard. I'm considering going out and raping some random woman at this point

>>39650527
parachute doesnt open.

t. Airborne ranger in the sky

>>39654803
Yes. Are you implying shes fat? Because she's not bad

>>39647847
never again i felt awful after and showered for 2 hours after haven't slept with anyone since because i still feel too dirty this was last may :(

>>39657013
how often does this happen?

i want to jump but i want to have more info first

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>>39647847

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>>39654803
MUH DICK
MUH FUKKIN DICK

>>39657277

Not nearly as often as some may claim. Generally accidents are a result of a bad exit or poor weather conditions (excess wind).

Considering how many privates the 507th pushes out of planes a year, the death rate is extremely minuscule.

>>39657277
Happened to sister of my friend. She apparently lived as she landed on trees. Hurt really badly though. Her COs said she didnt have to go back and do it again but she decided to anyway to get over the fear.

>>39654803
If you think that woman is fat you're the ultimate king of virgins. She's got a very femenine body, just thicc if anything

>>39657360
thats fuckin metal

>>39654803
No

>>39657225
I know this feel all too well. I couldn't cum and for months I couldn't get 'that' smell out of my nose, it was horrible.

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Smash or pass?

>>39658326
That's fat, not phat.

>>39658326
smash

>>39658326
bury her face in pillow, keep ass up, smash breh

>>39658326
i couldn't finish...those tattoos are so fucking trashy.

>>39658326
Fucking pass. Disgusting.

>>39658326

>Modern America

>>39658326
Show us her front

>>39649375
yup I had only one girl about this size and her face was a 9/10. She was getting boyfriends the next day. She used to be a qt 130lb but turned into 170lb. I still went for her a year later in college and smashed. Her face never looked fat. She was one of those fatties with the same face if she were to lose weight

>>39658326
smash smash smash

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>>39649836

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>>39657455

>>39657277
They say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground

>>39658347
more like burry my face in that ass

Got a question , bros!
How do I get my girl to start lifting,paying more attention to her body?

she always bitches about how she does not have the perfect body and how she really wants to be more fit, however every time I check hes snapchat she's there with some fucking disgusting fast food posing for the whole world to see like it was a good thing!

I go to gym about five times a week but never bitch about my body shortcomings to her. Recently, when she starts going on about ''mah fat'' I don't compliment her with the usual ''na, babe you still good'' I just say ''well you gotta come to gym with me then'' and she gets all pissy.

I have tried a lot of approaches but she just avoids taking action at all cost.

wat do ?

>>39649375
That pic is argie as fuck, you can't be more a of a nigger right there

>>39661516
There's nothing you can do. If she doesn't want to lift, she's not going to lift. If she starts going land whale mode and it bugs you that much just give her the ultimatum

>>39661516
Drop her, and fuck some cardio bunny from the gym. Dating regular girls never really pans out because they usually end up being gains goblins due to their insecurity. Someone post that image where the hamplanet was purposely screwing with the guys diet because she was afraid he'd leave her if he got fit.

>>39662045
Ultimatums never work out anon either he's going to have to drop her like >>39662051
Said or he better get used to being called Captain Ahab.

>>39661516
Leave her

>>39650545
Underrated

>>39654885
shit, I hate fat people.

Depends how fat you mean. I've been with a chubby girl and a chubby right under the grossly fat level and both were pretty decent lays.

Not to say that I wouldn't have preferred them being thinner but it wasn't a fucking tragedy. I guess if they were truly fat fat with massive guts and shit it probably would have been terrible, yeah, but I enjoyed these two experiences.

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>>39647847
I've been with two. First one had a cute face, it was alright. Other was a all kinds of gross and I was on meth at the time. I can't even remember her name, I just call her as hot pockets because when I went into her kitchen to get water she had like 3 empty SAM club size boxes of them on top of each other.

>>39647944
Oh no. You've def got a little fat you rolling around somewhere

I dated a fat girl for like two days in high school. Broke up with her because I realized I was too ashamed to be seen in public with her

So no I could never fuck one. Do have a thing for chubby girls tho

I'm a virgin but only fat women talk to me. I'm about to break. What do? Is it worse to be a virgin or to fuck a fat chick?

>>39650715
LMFAO.

>>39654803

>get caught

this beta motherfucker

>>39658366

sorry we can actually afford food here

>>39664246
Fuck a fat chick, if youre even remotely fit she will be super into it. Its a worry free fuck. Fuck what everyone thinks. keep it a secret if you feel the need.

>>39661516

Try this, appeal to her emotions.

Tell her that lifting/exercise is something you are very passionate about. It's not your main passion, like saving children or some shit, but it's very important to you, and you want to share it with her.

tell it all it takes is a month or 2 of exercise to make it a habit, that your body and start to love it, and that you want to share that journey with her, and strengthen the bond, and whatever other gay shit you can think of. make it about "us", not you or her as individuals.

If this doesn't work, figure out if you want to be with a lazy fatass for the rest of your life and decide what you wanna do.

>>39647847
Yeah and her fucking vagina stank. It was disgusting.


I still think chubby chicks are hot but they NEED to know about good personal hygeine

>>39647847
Thats stolen from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

>>39658326

>that make-up
>degenerate metal
>fat fucking cottage cheese ass

Anon, you just know she has a million diseases. Don't.

>>39654938
> goddess

Tumblr pls go

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>>39647847

Yes, and I said never again.

First, I will point out that there is thick and there is fat. Fat is generally where their mid section is bigger than their boobs.

She was a great person, and I was lonely. I figured a hole was a hole, but it was truly disgusting. I wore a condom, but still showered twice a day for a whole week. It was just gross.

On the plus side, I've never had longer staying power and she came multiple times which was good for my ego... I guess.

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>>39649824
keked

>>39647847
dont remind me,

There was a party and I got really drunk and this hambeast was stalking me whole evening. I finally got to the point where I didnt care and we fucked. It was one of the worst experiences in my life (if not the worst).
Next morning I had a flight (it was a farewell party) and I was physically sick, I literally wanted to die because of how disgusted I was with myself fucking that whale.

>>39647921
can confirm the worst part is the smell, there have been 2 times where I was in a situation to bang very large women, both were too smelly so I backed out. ive bagged a few plumper chicks but they atleast could wash themselves properly

>>39647847
>>39647921
I have, and everything of her smelled of cigarettes. I fucked her 2 times over a weekend, and she blew me after probably because she noticed I couldnt cum fucking her. I came loads and she swallowed it all.
There's only a couple of people who know I had a short thing with her, I try to avoid the subject everytime. Man was I desperate at that time, 5 years without sex

>>39647847
I have. Three times in fact.
Each progressively bigger than the last.
I was trying Reverse Exposure Therapy (if you experience enough horrible suit you'll avoid it).

Now I post in THICC and High Test threads.

>>39657346

I'd probably fuck it once and then laugh at everyone after me while retaining the idea that it was worth it in the long run

>>39647847
yes if you count pretty chubby, ive fucked a couple

1st one:
great head stereotype was true
had a tight pussy
was chill

2nd
super annoying, kept trying to be sexy and kept failing, made me uncomfortable, weird expectations, ass and tits were not ass soft or nice as the first fat girl i fucked

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>Sophomore year of uni
>experimenting with nofap
>became super horny and desperate after a 2 week dry spell so I resorted to tinder
>match with this fatty, literally had to do no effort of my part to get laid
>her boobs literally looked like moobs (think boogie but even smaller)
>she was a fridge
>she had fresh red stretch marks
>we made out and she smelled of spoiled milk
>she jerked me off before we penetrated
>she was unsurprsingly a dead fish, and I came in 35 secs just to end the agony
>after I left my dorm, she proceeded to ask if this is a one time thing or if this will happen again
"We'll see"
>after I left her dorm, I proceeded to spit for 30 minutes after and I literally even washed my mouth with soap
>proceeded to block all forms of communication with her
>still have PTSD to this day

Nofap is a fucking meme guys. Pls don't make the same mistake I did. NEVER fuck a hambeast, no matter what.

>>39667770
Did I mention her vajoo smelled like Long John Silver? Ironic since she now serves fish in one of my Uni Dining halls.

Kill me

>>39664601
Deep fried butter is not food.