evelyn hates chad

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>>39647085
>unintelligible jamaican makes a shit thread

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>>39647085
W..what about..v..vlad?

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>>39647250
DELETE THIS

me on the right

>>39647261
Its true tho... thats why you HAVE to become chad or vlad

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>>39647250


how do i into vlad mode anon

>>39647085

What're you going to do when >>39647250 Andy comes to slay?

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>>39647250
FUCK JUST ANOTHER FUCKING VERSION OF CHAD I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH REEEEEE

>>39648297

The fuck you think boi?
Are you even a metalhead? Do you even know what happens there? Your girl gets a litlle tipsy on a gig and IT'S OVER BOYO
No Chad compares with a fucking metalhead, we'll have your girl wakling on all fours licking cum off the floor.

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>>39648297
>>39648320
This. Even chad fears letting his girl go out to concerts cuz he knows Vlad is there

>>39648045
Well you can only become vlad of you are naturally different from the norm... ex. Metalhead, goth, rocker... if not, dont because youll be a poser

This thread makes me feel old.
>muh metal, goth, rocker
I don't know any adults that really give a shit about this.

>>39648045
Step one: Never. Ever. Set foot in a gym.

Bulk is your enemy.

Step two: eat a typical hardgainers diet

Dry toast and black coffee are your friends.

Step three: dye your hair jet black, get tats on every spare inch of your body bar your face, buy your entire wardrobe again except in black

Protip: deal drugs to a talented tattoo artist and never pay to have someone make your hideous body look bad as fuck ever again! Watch out for hepatitis tho.

Vlad is ultimately easier than Chad because as we all know Chad requires height, face, frame. One he other hand, Vlad only requires height and face. Frame actively works against you for Vlad mode so read the sticky and do the opposite of what it says.

>>39647250
Vlad the Impaler if ya know what I mean

>>39647250
Fuark not even baitinh but i can bet all the sloots are waiting in line with their pussies wet and ready for vlad after the show....
>n..no homo

>>39648543
Most /fit/ is underage