Kryptonite thread

weed. I smoke that shit every day and I can't stop. it's just too good.

>>39645873
What is so bad about Honey?
Besides the sugar, what's so bad about it?
Serious Question

also

Beer, that is my kryptonite

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>>39645873
Those plus any kind of Arizona iced tea. I will inhale them on sight so I avoid that aisle whenever I go shopping.

>>39646093

Spotted the nigger.

>>39645946
Besides the sugar? Nothing I don't think. Ive even heard it's beneficial to health in some ways (I need to read more about this). I love honey and eat too much of it sometimes. That's where it becomes a problem for ME haha.

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>>39645873
Pic and Taco Bell
I try to avoid this stuff as much as I can but when gf comes home and says "Hey anon, wanna get some of those cheesy dorito gordita crunches you like?" I just can't say no.

>>39646155
Those look good don't blame you. What kind of taco do you normally get?

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>>39645900
same dude, its pretty sweet, but i really havent done anything productive in the last couple years cause of it

>>39645946
Well it is a simple sugar, you're allowed a little bit every day but you really should try to cut it down.

But ignoring the sugar content its fine? Its just bee shit/saliva.

Cookies and sour cream Pringles - can resist everything but those damn snacks.

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>>39645873
>I eat it in ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

I'll probably regret this, but, please enlighten us.

pecans holy shit i've probably eaten 2000 calories worth in one sitting

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Please remember to sleep if you don't want to be an eternal nogains manlet like me.

>>39645873
PEANUT

BUTTER

It goes in everything.
Those 1kg tubs are made for me.

Still -10% bodyfat though.

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Pecans? Honey? What is this, 1850? You know we have actual good tasting junk food now, right?

Pic fucking related

>>39646488
Thank you, ill brush my teeth n sleep buddy

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These bad boys right hurr.

>>39646194
Fuck, are you me? I need to stop.

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>>39646491
-10% body fat??? Fucking HOW??

>>39646552
Made my mouth water just seeing the thumbnail.

Did you have to use such a fucking huge picture, though, asshole.

>>39646148
How much honey are you eating at one time

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>>39646552
Good taste anon, these are my favorite ones.

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>>39646588
Just one couldn't hurt..

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>>39646574
Jew magic anon

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This shit.
I don't even like Pringles. But this one I simply cant stop eating.
Had my cheat day today so I bought 2 cans and I could still eat an óther one. But I would also like to kill myself for being such an disgusting pig now

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Cant stop

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>>39646996
iktfb

>tfw don't like alcohol
>tfw don't like sweets
>tfw weed gives me panic attacks for some reason
>tfw can't afford fast food

My kryptonite is this fucking website

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>>39645873
>Post your poison. Pic related. Honey. I eat it in ways you couldn't possibly imagine. Send help.

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>>39647315

>>39647315
>>39647323
what the fuck happened to berserk

>>39645900
Put a dab of honey in your weed next time you take a hit. Thank me later.

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>>39647330
>what the fuck happened to berserk
Trap to a fantastical elfen realm and an idealistic dream world visualizing the whimsy of a child seldom allowed to be a child.

Next issue they go into Casca's mind. I doubt the whimsy will be present.

>>39646093
you have to go back

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>>39645873

>ate another tub of honey after just trying to add a spoonful to my tea

>>39645946
Well I use it everytime for oatmeal, and so far so good.

>>39646423
Came here to say this. Any variant of sauced wings. Bone-in, boneless, it doesn't matter.

Buffalo Wild Wings was a bitch to ween myself off of. Wasn't until I learned a decent recipe of my own and started making them at home that I stopped eating there. It's all worked out for me.

Because I won't eat bdubs because I can make wings about as good homemade, plus it can get expensive to eat there. And most of the time I won't make them at home either because it's too time consuming and horrible for my gains when I could just spend less time and money making chicken and rice instead

Still crave it every day of my fucking life though

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>>39645873

But OP, honey is actually good.

http://foodtofitness.com/health-benefits-of-honey/

>>39647466
> horrible for my gains

If you grill them and dont drown them in sauce, they have some good numbers. And if you go to the mexi-mart theyre cheap as shit

>>39646552
HOLY NOKY THEY MAKE JALAPENO KETTLES?? I"VE ONLY HAD THE VICS

Tortilla chips, preferably with salsa, and Steak and Cheese subs. Those are the big ones. Occasionally I crave cool ranch Doritos but get over that fairly easily if I wait it out.

double double with extra cheese and strawberry shake to ne quite honest famalam

peanut butter
peanut butter and chocolate chocolate bars

>>39648246
Steak and Cheese subs..So fucking good.

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>>39645900
but its not addicting, right?

this specific brand of peanut butter is mine. i have a spoonful every day

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Trader Joes Dark Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

>they remind me of her

>>39645873
Bruh get dry cornflakes and mix honey in with them and eat SO GOOD

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>>39648283
With animal style fries too. Ah once I get to 195 that's where I'm going

>>39645873

16 year old girls

>>39647330
It's a build up to the next "Guts hasn't suffered enough" chapter

FIVE GUYS
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the second i'm exposed to pic related i'm done for

especially if it's bannana or butterscotch, nothing can stop me from consuming it if I know i can get it.

i feel like i have a much easier time ignoring things like chips, which are easy to attain at any time. it's so hard to pass up bread pudding because it requires effort to make and i can't just get a piece of the good stuff instantly.

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these fucking things

>>39645873
Chips, used to be cola too but Ive dropped the fructose jew long ago. Chips are still a weakness but its getting better.

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fuuaaaark just get me some french fries

>>39648633
tfw kirkland doesnt make a crunchy version of that pb, i still manage to down 1 of those every 2 weeks

>>39647226
This could possibly be the most damaging of all the kryptonite i'very seen here

>>39649267
Are you talking as a UK or US fag? I'm UK so I take it you mean fries right? If so yes. Do you like curry sauce on your chips?

>>39648755
OP here. I just started doing that!! I spread honey on the bigger weetabix biscuits. So good man so good

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>>39646503

>>39649284
oh god that would be so good

>>39648796
Goatboy approves

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>hey anon why don't you eat this box of 1200 calories of salt and fat
>Okay voice inside my head!
>and then kill the governor

>>39645873
My 98 year old great uncle said eating honey every day was the secret to his longevity kek.

>>39646134
>niggers
>arizona iced tea
>cheetos
what?
stop trying to be funny, loser

>>39646155
>not liking your pizza THICC

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Hot Dogs with Käsekrainer (cheese infused sausage).

>>39650946
He may be right young anon

>>39645873
no homo

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I'd devour the fuck out of this plate, maybe the plate too

>>39650074
>tfw can't get curry chips across the pond

>>39651376
>Shrimp
More protein to calorie than tuna in a can, anon.

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Whenever I touch iron it sublimes and absorbs into my skin and I can smell it for hours afterwards sometimes

>>39645900
weed after every workout
now i'm fucking huge compared to what i was before it

>>39651783
Tuna is a type of fish, though

Shrimps are a cousin of lobsters and isopods

>>39647352
I'm so fucking hyped for this. I need more berserk and this well be a nice return to the grimdark aspect of it

>>39651757
This is a crime.. I'm so sorry anon. But then again we miss out on a lot of cool US food stuff too. Also twinkies cost an arm and a leg over here

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A lot of sweet stuff like cookies and cinnamon rolls, but THIS SHIT OH MY GOD. Every Thanksgiving/Christmas my family gives me a shit ton of gummy bears and Swedish Fish in addition to all the cookies and stuff they make. It gets really hard to moderate myself.

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>>39645873
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obatzda

Protipp: Slice of bread (toasted), honey, obatzda and a fried egg on top

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Mashed bananas with oats, frozen berry mix, chopped up dried dates and some cinnamon.
I gotta have a bowl of that at least once a day or I'd stop being a man.

>>39647466
What recipe do you use? I love buffalo wings but the only decent place in town cost like 12 bucks for ten wings.

>>39651376
Yessssss. Shrimp with maranara sauce is fucking dank

Fucking huge plates of pasta with tomato based sauces and parmesan hnnnnng

downing a days worth of calories in one meal is no problemo

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>>39648777
>>39648283
this, oh god FUCK this
every time i eat one I feel disgusting for all that cheese and swear it off forever but always end up with another one in my mouth 2 weeks later

Any food
I was never fat but I really like to eat

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Any kind of chocolate really. If any appear in my fridge then my body just goes towards it. I tell my self that I shouldn't eat it. But I do it anyway. Thankfully I limit it to small 1-inch proportions and they're rarely bought.

chocolate pretzels

>>39645873
I put honey on my pancakes instead of butter and syrup

>>39650937
Kek, I know that voice too.

>>39651783
Shrimp has a fuckton of fat and cholesterol

>>39652543
In mexico we call them molletes

But they're with cheese and beans instead of fried eggs

>>39646552
A R E Y O U M E ?
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>>39654738
>molletes

Holy shit this sounds divine, how have I never heard of this before? Too bad I don't have beans right now, I just finished cooking a bagguette...

>>39645873
I can eat or drink whatever I want (except dairy) since I'm trying to bulk and have been for the past months (went from 65kg / 143 lbs to 70kg 154 lbs)
I hate eating though.

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>>39645873
Moes' Burritos, they've even started targeting me. I eat there like 4 times a week.

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Beer

>>39647352

I can't wait for this one. Any idea when it's going to be up?

>>39660539
ITS NOT DELIVERY

>>39654729
>not knowing fats are required to make testosterone

>>39645873
>sips.jpg

>>39645900
yea same bruh

>>39646488
YES so much this

>>39651784
explain

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>>39648633
>spoonful
>tfw accidentally ate a 10kg tub of peanut butter for breakfast

EVERYTHING'S OVER