This man whispers into your ear in the gym shower room "nice ass, no-homo" and then slaps it.
What do you do /fit/?
>>39642540
melt
>>39642540
"thanks brah" then wonder why the fuck am I not showering alone
suck him off
whisper no homo before swallowing rich life giving fluid
start sucking him off and then call him a faggot
>>39642540
Cry because it's just a dream and I'm going to wake up
>>39642540
make him eat my ass then fuck it
>all the homo
>>39642540
Whisper into his ear and tell him Paul is better
If he says no homo you just say thanks and keep showering, don't make it weird anon.
Open my butt cheeks, get it position, and wait for him to take me.
No homo of course
>>39642540
say he's a degenerate because of his choice of dog.
>>39642540
Take the compliment
You fag
>y-you too
Rush home and post it on /fit/
>>39642565
First post best post.
>>39642565
this
>>39643133
I have sucked cocks my entire life but cannot do this.
How do I train blowjob muscles?
>>39645418
what cant you do? put a banana in your mouth?.
>>39645428
a banana completely is impossible for me
am a girl btw
>>39645438
weird, maybe I'm just a natural born faggot but I have never even sucked a cock and I could probably just about swallow a banana whole without gagging.
Invite him home for a protein shake
>>39646153
He's so dreamy UGH
>>39644865
it's some kind of boxer bro
not a pitbull breed at all
>>39643528
LOL
''Thanks, you too.''
Go about my day.