If you had a choice to wake up Christmas morning with one of

Height, Jeff's physique is dogshit compared to mine so Idc, also I'm a 9/10 and the height would add the last point.

Jeff's physique so then i could skip all of the work

>>39641768
What's Jeffs height?

>>39641768
Low inhibition abilities

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>>39641802

>>39641768

I am in disbelief this post exists

>>39641779
Post your physique and I will genuinely PayPal you 1000 dollars if it's even remotely as good.

Post your face and if it's a 9/10 which is as good looking as Brad Pitt for instance and I will PayPal you 3000 dollars

>>39641768
height.

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>>39641821
here faggot

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>>39641768
Girl
5'2 , I'll go for 5'9 or 5'8 with my brown eyes closed, it's all about LEGS

I'm fine with all the rest, but I'll still a beta loser.

Low inhibition abilities it is.
(drinking is just too damaging, I can't do it any more)

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>tfw you cant wish for full hair
REEEEEEEE

>>39641768
Money, but I am 181cm and 188 would be Sweet but not necessary

>>39641768
Jeff's physique obviously.

I have to go with blue eyes as much as I hate my height and physique genetics.
I actually look like Pewdipie minus the blues eyes

>>39641814
Jeff Seid is like 5'9, ergo his weight is probably also e-statted. In any case he's definitely on roids.

>>39641814
>Google says 182cm
>Your file name 178cm
>The other link says 168cm

Hmm

>>39641768
I'm not autistic enough to know or google the following terms:
>gonial angle
>Forward grown maxilla
>NT abilities

I guess this means I win. Bow to your new Chad.

>>39641814
>182cm=6'0
ITS NOT!
Its 5'11.65"
ITS STILL 5'!

>>39641768
>90 degree gonial angle

Literally no one in the world has a 90° gonial angle, you subhuman moron. The ideal, MM is between 100°-120° depending on the rest of your facial features.

I believe Lachowski has almost 120° to give an example. And please don't fucking post that pic of him tilting his face upwards.

Also I'd like a decent chin since that's my biggest flaw.

>>39641987
The most retarded System this world has ever seen in the most retarded country the world has ever seen

>>39641768
6'2 easily, even though i'm 6'0 currently

>>39641814
if joff was actually 6'0 he would know it's 182.88cm, not 182. confirmed manlet, it's obvious he's <5'9 anyway

>>39641988
>not having an acute gonial angle
low test beta detected

>>39642016
Not everybody is ugly neckbeard and has to lie/brag about his height online

>>39642032
jeff please, you're only making it worse

>>39641986
>gonial angle
The angle between your ramus-gonion-jawline. Ideally it should be 100-120°.
>forward grown maxilla
A very old, very outdated ****hate belief that a very projecting maxilla, the kind black people tend to have, is the base of all aesthetics. The truth is that almosy every male model tilts his head up somewhat in pictures, jutting out the jaws. J. "The Alien" Barrett is the worst offender.
>NT abilities
Neurotypical. Not having autism.

>>39641768
>>Low inhibition abilities
This. I still get nervous when I'm the center of attention or I'm talking to a strange woman.

I feel pretty good with my face and body. I'm no an Adonis but I think I'm in the top 20%.

>>39642032
You're right, just jeff seid

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>>39642023
You're laughing but ****hate infuriates me to hell because they're incapable of being consistent.

Most idiots there see pic related and fail to see the slight but present head-tilt or his real gonial angle because they use his fucking facial hair to calculate it instead of his ramus-gonion-jawline.

It's like they're deliberately blind to these things in order to make their looksmaxing unattainable.

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>>39641768
I'll take an 8x6 thank you very much.

>>39642052
That maxilla thing is complete bullshit. Overbite is neither healthy nor aesthetic.

Also your "explanation" of gonial angle just introduced more lingo noone normal has ever heard. I've googled it in the meantime so I know what it is now. I'd call it the "jaw bone angle".

>>39642081
He raised his head.
Every male would have this kind of "90°" angle if they would raise their heads.

>>39642095
The maxilla thing IS bullshit. As long as you don't have a noticeably retruded maxilla, you're good.

I'll take change the eye color I am White also 6'3, and where is the fun in skipping all the workout's too look like Jeff

>>39642108
Not everyone, but plenty of people. That's basically where ****hate fails. They look at professional modeling pictures, often sligthly enhanced, and compare those to their own selfies on their 150$ smartphones.

It's insane.

Jeff used to look funny 2-3 years ago but since then his face has matured and he doesn't look like a baby as much and he's way more attractive now

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The hatred of Jeff just proves sour grapes

"Fuarrrk" - Joofs signature phrase

>>39641768
Im already stupid sexy i think having cheztnut/honey colored eyes would set me in a new category. The rest is blah

>>39642191
No joke, if that was a picture of me I'd shoop my teeth darker. Looks ridiculous.

>>39642191
Wasn't fuark from Zyzz

>>39641844
HOLLAND
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>>39642219
Actually there

>>39642151
>****hate
no one knows what this means brah

>>39641768
id take the height if it would fix my proportions, because i have a short torso and long limbs

>>39642229
lmao, no wonder you're insecure about your height then. Dutch people are freaks.

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>>39641841
If this is legit then prove it faggot.

>>39642324
>not knowing who scooby is

>>39642261
lol, are you the dude who has his autism dance

Low inhibition. I have the looks but I'm too serious to flirt with random women. Wish I had a natural buzz 24/7 and not overthink everything.

>>39642276

In reality it's just a meme

>>39642324

>not knowing who scooby is

Also careful faggot there are like... solid 3 trips here with better physiques than Jeff

What the fuck are you gonna do if one of them shows up

>>39641768
low inhibition.

>>39643088
>implying normies think people like MasT are aesthetic

>>39643134

DESU the first natty pic MasT ever posted (on mobile don't have) is the most asthetic thing I've ever seen

Far superior to Jeff's roof physique

Better insertions, better proportions, everything

PlUs MasT natty was actually much bigger than Jeff when he's off cycle like op pic.

Then you see the second MasT natty pic, few years later, and yeah, that's just too much.

IMO, still better than Jeff's body

Obviously MasT's physique now is asthetic only to bodybuilders or women interested in bodybuilding or fitness

>>39643088
Name one
And dont say mast or whatever
Thats the opposite of aesthetic

>>39643207

MasT pre steroids, chemfag on roids, adie on roids, Lotus natty

That's 4 faglord

>>39643226
But Lotus is black

>>39643226

>Inb4 that faggot cries about fraud.


Seriously though, Lotus is my inspiration. I probably won't get to that natty though.

>>39643267

>faggot that cries about fraud

Well kids are at school now, in USA at least.

Your body, your endocrine system, your wallet

Cannot understand this mentality.

>probably won't

Might be true, but I have actually deluded myself into thinking that I can get to MasT natty level natty.

The delusion of what I can do fuels me.

As you may have guessed from my posting I am a total DYEL. But the ambition is there.

Ambition is half of everything. Business, women, gains, everything. If you don't dream big you don't get anywhere in the first place

>>39643396
Tippy fuckin fedora mate
You're more likely to achieve your goals if you dont go around bragging about what you want to achieve

>>39641768
Wider jaw yo, just by like an inch so my face is a little more defined
>fuck you Irish and southern English genetics

>>39643473

You aim for the moon, if you fuck up, you land among the stars.

It's the attitude that's led me to succeed In life. I have my own business. Profitable.

Because I said 'man I'm sick of washing dishes'

'I can be so much more than this'

And I worked and I worked.

That same attitude is gonna bring me the results I want in bodybuilding

It never failed me before

>>39643502
You're the sort of guy who gets fired up by watching christian guzman
Chill out man life is a game

>>39643502
I bet you post motivational pics on facebook and read self help books
Trading religion for a new dogma

I'm 6'5 and have met Jeff at a music festival he's a legit 6'0 pushing 6'1.

You pipsqueak manlets need to stop dreaming.

>>39643533
he claims like 5'9" bruh why would he estat his height as lower lmao

>>39641860
Bet you'll make your kids think twice before trying creatine..

>>39643510

>life is a game

Why die mediocre.

I had a even lower than mediocre job.

I got sick of it and I worked to fix it.

Now look where I am.

My body is mediocre. I will work hard to fix it.

One day I will be able to say 'and look where I am' in terms of my body too.

One day.

I don't fuck around with the shit that matters to me. That's why I succeed.

>>39643525

Self help books don't help

Only thing that helps is you got to want it bad enough. Whatever the fuck it is you want- if you don't want it bad enough you don't work hard enough to get it.

Simple.

Why do you guys think Lotus, MasT, any of those guys look the way they do?

Because they put in no effort? Because they didn't really care how big they were?

>>39641768
>a normal penis

>>39643561
dude I get the feeling you're actually 16 you're that fuckin edgy

>>39643543
No he doesn't claim 5'9. He claim's 6'0. All the 5'9 sources you're looking at aren't him but just other people. For Christ's sake I've met the guy he could pass for 6'1 practically. Show me one legit source where Jeff himself claims anything lower that 6'0.

>>39641768
How do you make less upper eyelid show?

>>39643626
>I've met the guy he could pass for 6'1 practically.

Bullshit. There was a photo from some contest where he got measured. I forgot the precise number but 5'9 is a high estimate. If you thought he was tall he was either wearing lifts or you're a liar.

>>39643650
t. 5'6 midget

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>>39643204
this?
masT has literally godtier physique.

if i choose jeff's physique won't i get his height aswell

>>39643723
Hes a manlet.

>>39643689
How does that remotely make sense to you? You're the one saying JEFF is tall.

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>>39643620

>edgy

Working hard is edgy?

I'll put trip on so you can read my fucking rambeligns in archives, I spent a lot of time in fraud general talking about my buisness etc

If you ask me being a lazy fucking bum is edgy. Men are supposed to work hard.

This whole 'haha man life is a game XD I'm happy working at wallmart forever smoke weed 420' attitude is the edgy shit

>>39643696

I was reffering to the smaller natty photo.

That photo is masT 5 years in.

IMO for what your typical normie considers asthetic, masT is already too big in that photo.

But this photo, that's the shit your typical normie thinks is ideal.

And total respect for MasT for hitting that peak point, of what most people think is ideal, and then just never looking back.

So much respect for that man

>>39643226
Dont know chemfag but lmao if you think lotus or adie have better bodies than jeff seid
Jeff seid is on a whole different level than those 2
Its like comparing arnold to the average roid faggot like masT

>>39643765
>So much respect for that man

Kek

>>39642324
>doesnt know scooby
kill yourself newfag

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>>39641768
Being NT is LITERALLY the only thing I need in life, it would make everything so much better.

>>39642095
It has absolutely nothing to do with whether you have an overbite or not.

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>>39644140
This looks shitty, little bit sunken cheeks are ok, but this?

>>39644049
no, lotus objectively has the most ideal body possible

>>39643626
LOL Jeff pls go

Jeff is king of the manlets

>>39644061

I respect MasT so much because he is lifting for himself and because he wanted to be big.

Most of the losers and cucks on this board are lifting because they think it will get them girls. Not realizing I got more girls before I ever started lifting as a skinnyfat than they ever would once they reach their goal body, an ottormode twink.

They all aspire to be ottormode twinks. Not even because that is their ideal asthetic. But because they think that's what women want.

They're willing to lift, to eat clean, to avoid drinking, rigerously, all the stuff that comes along with body building, just so they can lose their virginity.

This is a whole new realm of pathetic.

Contrast this versus MasT. MasT wanted to be big. MasT worked hard, MasT got big.

Once MasT hit what normies consider ideal, MasT kept going. Because he was lifting for himself. Not some pathetic omega cuck lifting for girls.

Look at the size MasT reached naturally. Bigger than most steroid users. Look st the size of MasT on gear. Bigger and better than everyone here.

He was the biggest natty.m, except Lotus maybe. Now he is the biggest in general.

If you don't want to use gear, like me, you have MasT's body natty to motivate you.

The man is clearly worthy of respect. He's the reason I started lifting DESU.

On a board full of desperate virgins and tfw no gf shitters lifting for girls, MasT truly is the right body + attitude to lead the blind.

There's also the ammount of fucking salt that MasT generates from these lifting for girls omega males. MasT is an actual man, lifting for his own goals, and for these guys, it really makes them feel inferior. That's why the salt comes in so hard.

>>39641768

Height.

If I weighed what I do at 6'2" I'd be about 10% body fat and look shredded as fuck.

But that's because I'm 5'9" Midgeta, Prince of all manlets

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>>39644393
Lotus is natty?

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>>39641768
full hairline...

I wouldn't maintain jeff seid's physique and his face is ugly, so why bother ?

>>39644393
What's the fucking point of being big if you won't even compete.

>>39644519
Why do you even lift?
Everybody can get girls without lifting, so thats no reason.
Why do you lift if you dont want to be big?

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>>39644461

Yeah. I know right? He looks geared up as fuck.

That's what discipline, hard work, and a decade of lifting get you.

Plus great genetics too.

I'm not gonna sit here and say 'My genetics are like lotus, I will look like him in a decade'

But fuck if that doesn't motivate you to try your hardest and see how close you can get right?

The same thing I was debating with anon over buisness. All you can do is try your hardest and see where you end up.

I hate this lazy numale attitude 'Brah lol medicore is fine chillax life is a game'.

Just get off the fitness and self improvement board, go with your normie friends, be medicoore, show up at mcdonalds for work tommrow.

Nothing wrong with people working for minimum wage. It was me. The problem is people work crap jobs and then they call people that want to move up in life "Edgy".

Pathetic

Looking at you nu males

>>39643510
>>39643525
>>39643620

Look at all these numales with no hopes, dreams, aspirations.

On the self improvement and fitness board. Really sickening stuff.

And they crab in bucket so hard.

Anyone with hopes or dreams is """edgy""" needs to """chill"""

Top kek

>>39644543
>I'm better because I have dreams and aspirations and also I work hard

Kek m8, I have ambitions and disciplines but thats because I like it and thats what makes me happy and keeps me motivated. Going around saying your lifestyle is the shit makes you a fucking Mctips Meister Fedora-kun

>>39644538

DIng ding ding

Why are you lifting if you don;t want to get big?

There are three possible explanations why you are lifting

1. Want to get big

2. Want to get strong

3. Want to get to twink mode and lose virginity (NU MALE DETECTED!)

If you want to lose your virginity... maybe try hitting on girls? Tinder?

What, you think you'll suddendly get an ottormode twink body, and then suddenly the 0 self esteem and betaness will just vanish of you?

HAH.

If your goal is to lose your virginity, man, make a tinder account, take dance classes, fuck.

Get out of the gym. Shoo. Shoo. Stop using the equipment that people with actual motivation and drive need.

>>39641768
>no gf in list
Shit thread

>>39644632

> like it and thats what makes me happy and keeps me motivated.

Of course. Achieving stuff is what makes you happy. WOrking towards future progress and achievements makes you motivated... to get the rewards (a better, richer, bigger, whatever, you).

You realize this.

The people that are crab in bucket me, they aren't actually secure with themselves.

If you actually were happy and content with being broke, you wouldn't go around say 'EDGY EDGY EDGY !!!''

Show me where I said something edgy here >>39643561

It's not edgy. It's COMMON SENSE. IF YOU WORK HARD YOU GET GOOD SHIT.

DUH. THEY SHOULDNT NEED ME TO TELL THEM THAT.

The reason they reject it is BECAUSE THEY WANT THE STUFF THAT HARD WORK GETS YOU, ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO DO THE WORK.

SO they drop

b-but you're edgy man! having zero ambition is not edgy! I'm not edgy! You're edgy! Edgy is bad! Me good!

All the fucking rationlization in the world.

If they were happy being virgins, happy making $8 an hour, whatever, they wouldn't attack people that aren't any of those things with SUCH VIGOR.

>>39641768
Dunno what half this shit means, but if low inhibition abilities means no more social anxiety I choose that

Absolutely I would take being 6'2, because I'm already handsome enough as it is and the only thing that prevents me from leaving humanity behind is a general feeling of weakness and insecurity because most people are bigger than me

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>>39644140
>GNAARR

>>39641768

>trap with dick pouch poses with Jeff
>Jeff gets picture taken with sheboy and captions it

I guess we all knew le-cookie boy was gay deep down

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>>39646133
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

That's the one I was talking about earlier. Thanks for posting. Saving it now so I don't end up impotent in a memergency again.

>>39641768
>Jeff Seid's physique
This obviously

>>39642237
Slut hate, it's an online forum for autistic virgins who think pua bullshit and surgery are the only ways to get laid

>>39646133
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm better than him! HAHAH!

>>39641768
Full head of hair, I'm happy with everything else about my body.

8x6 dick over any of that

>>39641768
new type abilities? Runner up is 6'2.

>>39646393
Neurotypical aka non-autist

>>39646463
O. In that case 6'2 unless Jeff's bod comes with ability to eat what ever the fuck I want without worry to my health or shape.

>>39646133
Wasn't he 17 back then?

>>39643046
Lol no?

Went to france for summer two years in a row, dutch guys that come around are 6'4'' average. Good lads but I'm the shortest of the group at 6'2''. Makes me feel like babby

>>39646533
I'm living at the Dutch border. Stop talking shit you spastic.

>>39641768
Low inhibition
None of that other shit actually matters

>>39641768
6 2 height

>>39646551
correct answer. plus none of the other things would fix my fucked up face by themselves, but low inhibitions=confidence which makes a huge difference to everything.

>>39641768

none, accepting your genetics and limitations builds character and getting things like "Jeff Seid's physique" for free would make you a weaker man, you wouldn't appreciate what it takes to get there and you'd probably squander it because you lack the discipline and mental strength to keep it

>>39646519
Nah he's 15 now.

>>39641768
Lower inhibition, I've got everything I need to succeed in life except for this mental block

>>39644140
You like you've had some shitty plastic surgery

Jeff pls go

>>39646551
>>39646638
get xanax? easy
not even sure why you'd want something that is easily created with the right chemical supplements

>>39644049
Watch footage of Jeff. Don't take his pictures at face value as they are all shopped.

I surpassed Jeff a long time ago anon. SRS.

>>39641768
new eye colour
light blue/grey with thick limbal rings

>>39646692
Wew

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>>39641814
Lo, behold. Pic related

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>>39641768
>I'm already white
>Musclefat
>Blue eyes
>Wide jaw
>Brow ridge etc etc
>6'0

Fuck it, I'll take the 6'2 height, p-pls

>>39641818
It's a fake from a cuck tumblr. I know because I frequent cuck tumblrs. Help me.

>>39641768
Assuming its permanent...?

I would go with the physique since you literally wouldn't even need to lift anymore and wouldn't need his chemical cocktail to stay ripped. Easily the best.

What the fuck are NT abilities?

>>39642032
Jeff pls go

>>39647046
Sacrifice yourself to the gods and kill yourself

>>39642229
Nice nice

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>>39641814
Dave Palumbo is like 5'7.5, 5'8 tops. Granted he has dress shoes on that add an inch to an inch and a half of height but come on now. Jeff has always been a little liar.
>little

I'd ask for red eyes cause I think it'd look cool. :^)

>>39641768
his face is all scrunched.