how do I get spiderman tier abs?

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drool

>>39639785

Go to your nearest medical research center and let all the test animals bite you.

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>>39639844
over a black chick

Can't believe that they cast a 14 year old boy as spiderman, it is the youngest one yet!

>>39639785
Get bitten by a radioactive spider. Thank me later.

be born with abs. its not that hard

>>39639785
Don't drink. Everything else is piss easy desu.

>>39640172
Disney likes em young. He is probably in a super air tight contract with responsibilities for the next 14 years as Peter.

>>39640172
In the comics Spiderman is 15.

>>39639855
damm bruh...she cute af doe

>>39640172
lmao tom holland is 20 years old

in 10 years this kid is gonna be gold

>>39639855
Ahh, the Disney PC shill once more...

>>39640210
When he gets his powers. But he ages, and is featured more in comics as an adult than a teenager.

>>39639785
eat your own jizz

>>39639855
Hell fucking no. Spiderman doesn't touch nigger pussy. Sony was doing so well keeping Spidey a nice white boy dating nice white girls, then Marvel has to step in and surround him with brown. God damn it.

>>39639855
i'd "fuck" that brown "pussy" if you know what i mean

>>39639855
WE WUZ JANES AN SHIET

>>39640386
spiderman is black now m8 get with the times lmao

>>39640440
Top kek

Lean forward

Did this movie come out and I missed it?

>>39640440
Kek

>>39640445
No, he isn't. Miles is just another lazy attempt by Marvel to force the diversity meme. Other attempts include female Thor, muslim Ms. Marvel, Asian Hulk, female Wolverine, and nigger Captain America.

Guess how successful those characters are compared to the OG versions.

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>>39639785
A LITERAL 9 YEAR OLD HAS A BETTER PHYSIQUE THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QTS OUUUUTTTT

>>39641475
Irrelevant. Spiderman is canonically black now. Sales numbers don't change the canon.

>>39639855
Why does Hollywood have to be still so racist? They are like "OK, Mary Jane cane be the token PoC, but there's no way that the protagonist can be black." I mean it's 2016 for fuck's sake.

>>39641475
>Asian Hulk

What, does he chimp out when he can't solve a math problem?