Dahnald.....

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Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald? For a thousand sips I've been training, watched in perfection as you made your pitiful quad gains again. I hope you enjoyed yourself, I really do. Because in the time you were >tfw gf, I have amassed a great and terrible army of hungry skeleton delegates - dyelegates, if you will, Donald. Without you around to ward off the forces of Tren, I have escaped from my natty prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine! Together with my army of dyelegates, I will finally have the parts I need to gain the perfect face, frame, and height and fight a principled and conservative campaign to acquire >a gf. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your L O N D O N ways will taint the board no longer. This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers I will plunge this forum into one TEN THOUSAND KGS of peanut butter and the dyelegates... they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.