Spiritual Gains

>>39633564
>not circumsized
Oy vey goyim you want gains don't you?

>>39633597
The law is fulfilled hombre. But I am cut anyways

>>39633564
>Dyel Hell
It's called /fit/, motherfucker.

>>39633652
Ha! Top kek

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>>39633652
True

>doing rosary in between sets
do you rest inbetween sets for 20mins?

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>>39633564
Made it just for you op

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>>39633829
Good point. Op should probably just be doing a decade each set. Which mystery is most /fit/? Sorrowful for dem feels maybe?

>>39633834
Hail Anon full of gains
The Low bar is with thee
Blessed is the fruit of thy Whey
Holy Max Rep, mother of GOMAD
Pin for us now
and at the hour Of our PCT

>>39633564
Spics and Niggers are Christian too
No thanks

>>39633876
Hahaha. Fug thx for making me laugh, I'm going to hell now...

is demon possession natty?

>>39633889
They have dicks too. You should probably cut yours off so we don't accidentally get you confused with them.

>>39633944
The committing will kill your gains. Best to do a cycle of St. Michael

>>39633971
Vomiting*

>>39633971
Defend us against the snares of the devil.

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>>39633564
Also Lenten season is best time to do your cut.

>>39633964
>Triggered Spic

>>39633652
kek'd.

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>>39633971
>>39634022
So aesthetic how do I get this mode?>>39634035
Nope just a triggered catholic, and you know what that means... DEUS VULT! Get ye gone gainz gobbling demon!

>>39633597
>falling for the circumcision jew

Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.

I am having impure thoughts about the temptress using the pussy spreader machine.

>2016
>still believing in the jew on a stick myth
It's like you are retarded.

>>39634120
>*tips fedora.
>EUPHORIC

>>39634120
>Not wanting Jesus to watch over your gains.

Never gonna make it.

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>>39633564
Our Father, which art in Olympus,
hallowed be thy gains;
thy bulking come;
thy reps be done,
in the gym as it is on /fit/.
Give us this day our daily whey
And forgive us our carbs,
as we surpass them that fatass against us.
And lead us not into cheat meals;
but deliver us from obesity.
For thine is the way,
the powerlifting, and the aesthetic,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

>>39633861
Glorious because we're all gonna make it

>>39634243
Amen brother.

One of the best Christianity threads on 4chan ever and it's on /fit/.

Damn

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>>39634386
/pol/ has them often.

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Is this Nazarene natty?

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>>39634196

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>>39633564

>christkikes
>christcucks

NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE

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come home

>>39634083
That's not how the ">falling for the X jew" meme works my dude.

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>>39634405
>every thread devolves into shit posting and threats of mass genocide
R-right they're wonderful.
>>39634428
I like to be swole so I like my Jesus to be swole too
>swole john c reilley

>>39634428
That lat development. Jesus.

>>39634509
Falling for the ">falling for the X jew" Jew.

>>39634495
>posting a picture of the Freemason false pope.
O you...

>>39634495
>Catholicism
>Christian
Pick one and only one.

>>39634495
>look at me I'm an atheist racist
What an edgy little snowflake you think you are.

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YULE IS ALMOST HERE

>>39634570
Hurr durr muh non denominational "Christian" church.
I hate that shit. Can't even talk to you soft heads.
>anon what religion are you?
I'm a Christian
>ah are you Lutheran, catholic, orthodox, Baptist?
Nope. I'm just a Christian.
>yeah but what church do you go to?
I don't know but it's pretty cool they got a tv and we all watch football, and have potlucks after, we're just Christian
>riiiight.

>>39634649
>implying "church" is necessary for salvation or to even call oneself Christian
John the Baptist, Jesus and none of his disciples when to church. Really makes you think.

>>39634733
What the fuck? They founded the church...

Anytime they met and worshiped they were in Church lol. And especially as it progressed. Paul and Peter definitely "went to church"

That being said, your lukewarm faith won't save you. Make God a priority for at least once a week for an hour, come on now.

Find an Apostolic Church, Catholic preferred so that you are not in schism with the Seat of Peter (To whom Christ gave authority.)

>>39634733
>implying a bunch of losers posting on an Aramaic carpentry board's faith is worthy of being spoken of in the same sentence as Christ's, his loyal cousins, and his glorious brehs' amazing and undying well of faith.
I'm humble enough to admit I can't find the way on my own. Besides Jesus is the literal church. His followers just congregate together weekly to be in a fuller communion with HIM because his people are the body of the church. "for wherever two or three come together in prayer, there I am with them.

>>39633564
If there's god then explain my lack of gains, BAM! God disproved!

>>39634858
Your lack of faith is directly correlated to your lack of gainz. You probably don't have faith in your routines and your nutrition and thus fall of the bandwagon frequently. Practicing faith and discipline in all aspects of life is necessary for maximum gainz

Happy Immaculate conception day!

>>39635432
Oh I nearly forgot I need to go to Mass

>>39636192
Me too
Can't gain mass without Mass
>amiriggt

>>39636507
Good one. But for real it's a holy day of obligation

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>>39634120

>>39636526
I know but my parish only had one mass today and I was not able to attend. I think the near by "big" town had more times for mass tho. They should anyways they have three churches including the newman center.

>>39634157
Hahahahaha

>>39636866
No worries Brother. Things happen. Make time to devote a Rosary to the occasion at least

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>>39633564

>>39633876
>Hail Anon
>Not Brodin
>http://bookofbrodin.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Brodin_Wiki

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wake up , you are god , fucking retarded god but god none the less.