how to get blue eyes? i cant afford contacts

Go to your local tattoo parlor. Ask him to color your eye blue.

>>39633024
Sharpies

Here we go.

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>>39633074
he knows

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>>39633024
I knew that lemon can dye your eyes for short periods of time. Like 2 hours of green eyes

>>39633135
sounds caustic tbhqfamilia

>inb4 people argue over something that means literally nothing
>inb4 people post pictures of their eyes as ask what colour they are
>inb4 people claim they have some magical rare colour that changes all the time
>inb4 brown eyes hate on blue eyes and blue claim to be superior
>inb4 people claim their light coloured eyes to be the greatest achievement they have ever accomplished in their life
>inb4 dull green and hazel posters claim to have amazing vibrant colours
>inb4 300 posts of people feeling superior over others from something that means literally nothing about you as a person or your accomplishments

>>39633168
wonder what eye colour would make someone behave like this in anothers innocent thread

Blue is overrated as fuck mostly by pasty stormblrites and snow niggers.

Green and Hazel is where it's at, McNuggs.

>>39633321
WRONG

Heterochromia >>>>>>>>> Grey > Hazel > Green > Black > Brown > Blue
desu

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>>39633328
Le what face

>>39633024
Get a job to afford contacts.
It costs $90 for a years worth of prescribed contacts. Thats 12 pairs.

>>39633351
>not homochromia

what board do you think youre on m8

>>39633024
>inb4 hundreds of photoshopped and unrealistic images of eye-
Shit, too late >>39633356

>>39633367
>>39633356
How the fuck is that unrealistic?
I've seen my fair share of photoshopped eye bullshit, but that image seems modest.

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>>39633351
>ywn have heterochromatic eyes
why even live

Blue eyes for girls. Brown eyes for men.

I'm German and hate my blue eyes desu.

>>39633428
>I'm german and i hate germans

Either turk or antifa-g

>>39633351
hazel here. and no brown is better than brown. black is a close contender though.

>>39633024

It costs me like 15 bucks for a month of blue colored prescription contact lenses, I'm sure your welfare can cover that tyrone.

>>39633408
I reckon that's pretty cool. David Bowie had different coloured eyes and he make it part of his identity.

Post pics of your eyes anon.

Black isn't even a naturally occurring eye colour. Only very dark brown.

>>39633351
>heterochromia

WTF is this shit. Are they implying gays can't have 2 different colored eyes as well?

>>39633604
> reading comprehension

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is green faggy

>>39633024
Firemen in chernobyl had their eye color changed by the radiation. It's the only thing that I know of, that works

>>39633321
Best post.

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>>39633180
he basically summarized all iris color threads. Still, the bantz are amusing.
btw, what color are my eyes?

>>39633721
rainbow like your flag faget

>>39633401
That black ring around iris looks unrealistic

>>39633677
No, it is more rare than blue. Green eyes are entrancing.

>>39633428
cuck german. what a surprise
how's the bull prepping, my man? are you jelly of his brown eyes?

>>39633024
Marine Le Pen
>brown eyes

>Ivanka
>brown eyes

>frauke petry
>brown eyes
>merkel
>blue eyes
you're perfect honey

>>39633775
>hitler

o fug

good threada

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>>39633024

Blue is the natural color of your iris.

It is possible to medically remove the dark pigmentation from one's irises, exposing the blue.

This is already not uncommon practise in south america among the rich.

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What a load of bullshit this is.

How can you be so self-conscious to hate the color of your eyes?

I truly want to know what sort of man wakes up in the morning, washes his face, and says "oh boy surely my life would improve in any measurable way if I were only able to color my eyes.

>>39633024
I'd rather have normal brown eyes than blue sanpaku eyes 2bh.

>>39634367
pretty much this

>blue eyes, 300lbs 30%+ body fat

"wow i sure am glad i'm not a shitskin with brown eyes :^) "

i want /pol/ to leave. What you can accomplish with what you are born with is a much better measurement of a man than eye or skin color.

>>39633356
wtf she's 12

>>39633677
yeah very gay, I work as a bouncer at a gay club and most of the patrons have green eyes.

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Rate pls

I've realized I've slept with exclusively blue eyed girls the other day, and it's been completely unintentional. 8/8 have been blue eyed
Rural canadian, so it's not even the most common here.

>>39634430
So?

>>39633356
Great Limbal rings 10/10

Fucking brownies. Will they ever learn?

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>>39634673
She's so qt

>>39635585
She's got some nudes, you know.

>>39633024
Inject bleach into your eyes

>>39635659
Nice try, FBI

>>39633168
But I hate my dark brown eyes. ;_;

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>>39634367
I don't care about anyone else's opinion about my eye color, I care about my opinion about my eye color. I don't think it would change my life in any way other than me liking the color of my eyes.

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>>39634719
Those limbal rings are GOAT. I'm 31 and hope mine don't fade too much with age

>>39633604
He fucked his eye when he was young. It wasn't Heterochromia

can I ask to remove pigment from 1 eye only, in order to become the ultimate chuuni ?

>>39635864
He must've been very flexible to do that!
Or perhaps had an incredibly long penis.