/fit/ in a nutshell

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/fit/ in a nutshell

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/fit/ in a nutshell

>Falling in love with a girl you've known your whole life
>tfw you will NEVER EVER experience this
>you will never be so used to each other that you like to be near each other even while not interacting, before you start dating
>you will never not have to try to impress each other because you both care about each other the most, or tell each other about memories, because both of you are in almost all your memories
>you will never be irreplaceable to each other because of who you are, rather than the best set of traits you can get at the moment

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> You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night
> that incredible smile will never be for you
> She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
> She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
> You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
> You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
> You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
> You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
> You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
> You'll never make someone happy
> You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.

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>>39630120
>no picture of zyzz

>>39630204
Tfw I have all this, except the childhood friend pedo fantasy.

Thanks /fit/ for turning me from a beta faggot into someone worthy of love.
Take only from 4chan what improves your life and nothing else.

>>39630190
>tfw be peasant immigrant hopping 2 countries after 8 years each
>changing schools every 3-4years
>immigrant community so someone I know drops every year
>run away 16 to first world land of crooked teeth
>London oh m8y
>hustle my way to 17 and then immigrate to the land of freedome Syrian refugee-style
>NYC
lmao m8 so not only did I move 4 countries across the entire globe, non of my own, but also lost contact of literally everyone I knew before age 16. Still is better than living a life in fear of getting deported and the dimlight future that was ahead

>>39630113
>that proportion in first panel
>that scenario
WW comics are shit and will always be shit

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>>39630097
Not true fit just wants sex because the virgins on here think that sex will sure their autism

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/fit/ in a nutshell

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>/fit/ in a nutshell

>>39630097
Sauce plz

>>39630490
Reverse image search, friend

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>>39630204
Why did you have to post this?

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>/fit/ in a nutshell

>>39630113
Had Bruce Wayne had power, He would have been the strongest of all.

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And this

>>39630316
"take only from 4chan what improves your life and nothing else"
Thank you I needed this after seeing so much just sadness and hatred everywhere on this place

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>>39630097
I actually want to lose my virginity with the woman I love

>>39630204
>>39630190
you guys are pathetic

>>39630120
>that sqaut when bending down
I do not doubt everyone does this now

>>39630204
I couldn't even finish that. for the sake of everyone else please just delete your post. that physically hurt me

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>>39630097
>just fuck some random chick they said

>tfw lifting doesn't cure autism

>>39632766

Yeah. Too bad you're contractually obligated to accept everything /fit/ tells you, whether it improves your life or not.

>>39630204
god damn. its my birthday and im going to cry myself to sleep today as well

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>Currentgf literally loves me
>She's beautiful, 8/10, works out with me, cleans, cooks, plays vidya, sex drive through the roof.
>Open relationship, she lets me fuck and date other women
>It's not enough for me
>I'm not happy
>I want more.

what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm leaving this in 2 months voluntarily to travel the world. I just want some qt3.14 natty ginger swinger gf who I'm not even sure exists. Love isn't enough for me, I've had too many women tell me they love me, sex isn't enough, I'm just not satisfied no matter what. Either I'm alone and just constantly want sex or constantly get sex and just want to be alone. Fuck. This is frustrating.

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>>39630097
/fit/ in a nutshell

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>>39634833

S-sauce?

>capable of working in a hospital without feeling nervous even in emergencies
>catch cute girl starring at me in coffee shop and lose my composure and start being nervous as fuck

WTF /fit/. Why am I such a fucking tsun. I caught her starring at me and I just fucking lost it. She looked at me again as I was leaving too and I just rushed out of there like a fucking bunny running away from a predator. I can handle literally crazy people with ease at work but not this. I feel so fucking pathetic

>>39631605
W2c shirt Familia

>>39634762
it's easy - just kys :)

>>39632786
Don't wait just get it out of the way brah

>>39634762
How old are you anon?

>>39634952
Fucking tell me about it. I can deal with people in normal situations without any problems. That is with one exception though. And that is when a qt girl implies that they find me attractive. I'm even fine when fatties hit on me but holy shit do I absolutely lose everything and spaghetti pours out my pockets in unimaginable quantities when it's a qt.

>>39634762
Stop fapping to porn

>>39635222
It's so damn frustrating. She wasn't even anything special, probably around 6-7/10. I work with plenty of nurses that are much better looking and I'm always calm and confident around them. I'll have good conversations with them and get no problem with eye contact or anything. Maybe the coffee made me more anxious or something.

>>39634751
happy birthday anon!

If you're in soflo lets grab a beer :)

>>39632700
That guy is too handsome to be /fit/. Also, source?

>>39634961
https://www.redbubble.com/people/halzallaprints/works/22475566-dead-inside-intel-inside?p=t-shirt&style=mens&body_color=heather_grey&print_location=front

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>>39630204
Your words can't hurt me anymore

>>39630097
>wanting somebody to love you

what a bitch nobody gonna love you with that attitude , love and be loved or not his world doesn't own you a thin wanting somebody to love you is like wanting a sickpack its just something thats only gonna happen if YOU make it HAPPEN and let the outcome make you income or maybe its just gonna happen naturally with no effort on your part but in anyway simply wanting it not enough

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>>39636390

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>>39636457

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>>39635590
soflo?

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>>39636463
S P O O K Y
P
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O
K
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>>39630204
The joke's on you.

I've already come to terms with all this shit and accepted it. My feels are dried up

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>>39636478

>>39630204
>You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.
My sister really loves me. I don't need more affection than that.

If i want to fuck, i just go to a club.

>>39636302
Thanks eśe

>>39636478
jesus just bulk already

>>39630338
It legit sort of does though.

When you're in your teens, you can spot a virgin a mile off. They reek of it. And even as adults, it is obvious who is getting laid regularly and who isn't.

>tfw /fit/, /fa/ and attractive but still insecure as fuck

I'm thinking of settling with a grey parrott and ditching women. Fuck being alpha, I'll be an omega

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>>39636489
holy shit what a piece of art

>>39634762
You are narcisistic

>>39630120
>>39634351
I squat everywhere I go honestly. I have to stop myself from squatting in public because it just feels so good

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/fit/ in a nutshell

>>39635750
think its veritas, one of the best korean manhwas in existence

>>39635011
Holy shit.

>>39634762
>swinger

polygamous swine
thats why

>>39634994
Fuck that, I want to make it special and memorable

>>39637301
I know right. Maybe we just don't have the right mindset. Maybe we should stop trying to bring happiness and just see them as tools that can bring us pleasure

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Are we doing a feels thread now? Because I've got feels.

>Be standard Peruvian Basket Weaving Forum anon. Fit, do sport (BJJ/lifting) and play vidya/read books and comics/weeb shit in equal measure
>Every time I get a date with a qt nerd girl (a total of 6 nerd qts so far,) they are only interested in sleeping with me.
>I just want a gf I have things in common with.
>Have date with nerdy qt I really like next week
>Am dreading it because even though I know there is a chance it won't turn out like that this time, every time I hear "I like you, but I'm just not interested in a relationship right now," my heart drops.

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/fit/ in a nutshell

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>>39630120
Fixed it

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>>39637426
/fit/ in a nutshell

>>39637430
very subtle

>>39636883
this desu. i have to resist the urge to squat while having a smoke, dont want to look too much like a gopnik

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>>39637494

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>>39634751
Happy Birthday!

I hope this makes you smile.

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/fit/ mentality.

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>>39637391
>'I like you but I'm not interested in a relationship'

I recently got as far as third date but she wants to 'keep it casual' by basically only booty calling me. I didn't even get to fuck yet but she's already building walls and wants to keep it as far from a meaningful relationship as possible. This was a girl I thought was decent, but really all she wanted was validation.

Even if I continue lifting it won't really help get over the fact that all my relationships feel parasitic. As soon as you give a woman attention she thinks she can do whatever and that it isn't a mutual exchange.

I'll likely leave her and just stop caring, go manwhoring instead.

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>>39630204

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>>39637679
The worst part is that the first two times I took them on their offer for casual sex, which I figured was kind of a consolation prize.

It only lasted until they found a nice, shy (but slightly aut) dyel nerd guy to actually relationship with.

Then the few normies I've been out with seem to want more... but we have nothing in common.
I just want a qt to watch anime and horror with.

I don't get it. They obviously like muscles and confidence, because they wanna sleep with me. And they obviously like doing nerd shit with their bf's. Why wouldn't you want both in one person?

Oh, and from one anon to another; if you want more from her but she wants to keep it casual, I'd honestly just break it off and move on to a girl that you want the same thing with. Speaking from experience, its not worth it.

>>39637687
I always thought something was off about Scully but could never put my finger on it
But it seems like her head is too big for her face

>>39637731
It's not entirely her own fault though, it's more that she's 2 years older than me and doing her final year of university right now. I do believe her when she says she has a lot of work, but it's those times when she takes time off for 'herself' and tells me about it, but when I mention spending some time together, coming over to mine's or seeing a film, she instantly gets avoidant or seems to think I'm taking it too far.

If this was a long-long term arrangement then I would wait, but considering the fact it's only been like 2 months and a few dates, I feel like I'm being micromanaged into her time like I'm some accessory.

I'll give her one more week before deciding to break it off. If I don't see her again due to some bullshit reason then I'll leave. I'll feel like an idiot though because we had an almost instant connection in terms of what we read, watch, life perspectives etc. but I got fooled into thinking otherwise.

Maybe I'm full of shit but I've been proven wrong too many times in the past to not be cynical. All that matters is continuining with gains.

>>39637430
Gj

>>39637787
>Says she wants to keep it casual
>Two months
>No sex

I'm honestly not even sure what her motivation could be desu. Either way, yeah I'd say fuck it. But its your life anon, and I don't know the exact circumstances. So good luck.

>>39630120
>ass gainer

>>39630120
I wish I could do a full squat down,

>>39637430
nice

>>39630097
I did this once.

>>39637430
overrated

>>39637844
Thanks anon. It's not an entirely shitty situation but the confusion isn't helping me considering part of the reason I avoid relationships is because I hate fucking games.

But regardless, this isn't the place to discuss it in depth. I just hate having to fucking wait.

>>39630190
/a/ is over there, on /fit/ we talk about real life.

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>>39638233
You sure you're ready for reality, big guy?

>>39630097
and it will never happen because of how conscious we are to feelings that should develope without us knowing

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>>39630204

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>>39630204

You got me, you fuck.

You happy now? YOU FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THIS, HUH?

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>39630120
"Date with Jeff" kek

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>>39630204
Why'd you remind me

>>39630204
I didnt need this tonight Anon

>>39632786
Keep it, I regret giving up mine.

>>39636493
>when you forget to GOMAD one day

>>39634952
It's because you're expecting something from them. Whether it be sex or a relationship, it's something. At work you don't expect anything in return so that's why you're comfortable with everything at work.

>>39630120
Fucking cancer

>>39630204
yeah.....that sounds about right....

>>39637430
This is one of the greatest posts. Thank you

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/fit/ in a nutshell

>>39635026
underrated

>>39639524
tfw me too

>>39630204
>tfw just had sex
now that I look back at it, these posts are worthless. fuck you pussy

>>39630097
Honestly true, I just want a woman to lie with on a couch in the light streaming through the window of our house as afternoon turns into night while Cool as a Fire by Chairlift plays in the background.

We won't even have sex or talk, we'd just be silent and be in each other's presence.

On another note I realised the sexiest woman cannot be the most beautiful but the most beautiful woman can also be the sexiest.

Sexiness is separate in some aspects to beauty.

>>39632786

Faggot.

>>39634751
And today js mine!

/fit/ is unintelligent, superficial and sub 90 IQ. I bet half on here can't even manage to finish high school.

>>39630120
I've seen this pic dozens of times but just notice the pic of a needle on the creatine. kek

>>39640680
Don't bully /fit/-kun!

>>39637731
>curlz for the girls

>>39634762
That's something you'll get in any relationship. If you're in a relationship and you feel empty, the problem is you, not the relationship.

>>39637731
>/r9k/ jelly of "chads"
>/fit/ jelly of "beta providers" and "cucks"
Life is truly suffering for everyone.

>>39638233
> on /fit/ we talk about real life
found the newfag

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>>39632786
>mfw i want to lose my virginity to a trap in my neighbortown

>pic related is her

N-no homo.

>>39641686
You weren't lying, what the fuck.

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>>39641686
>>39641742
That's not what the trap actually looks like. That's a model who shot it for some russian bikini magazine and here is the whole pic.

>>39641862
Why would they upload the pic on their website when it's not actually her?

Sounds really unprofessional.

>>39639944
Yeah I think you're right with that. Why am I so scared of my desires though? I feel like I'm stuck in this vicious cycle where I know I want a gf, but I'm too scared because I have little to no experience at my age with intimacy so I just avoid and thus don't ever gain any experience... `

>>39636478
>tfw he just wanted to ask her wether she was an archelogist

>>39642127
I don't know about you but for me it's avoiding being seen as that creepy guy. I literally don't even care what people think of me as long as it's not that creepy guy. I've always been shy, introverted, nerdy guy who has never had much friends, just the kind that is featured in all that creepy guy stories. I'm still very happy with my life. I've got plenty of hobbies and an awesome job but I have absolutely no experience with women/dating/intimacy.

Apparently I'm still somewhat attractive and I've got a decent body thanks to doing sports all my life. However as a guy who doesn't go out much I don't get people asking me out. There have been numerous girls who've obviously been into me but I've never had the courage to ask them out or take things further because what if I was wrong and they think I'm a creep and tell all their friends.

I'd be over the fucking moon if someone straight up came to me and went
>I like you, wanna go onto a date?
No bs, no passive aggressive signals and flirting that's supposed to get me into asking you out. Just straight up tell me what you think.

If only I wasn't this fucking autistic. Well can't have the cake and eat it too I guess.

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>>39630204
>she stops talking to you the moment you say "I love you"

>>39632786
I lost mine to a girl I loved.

Loved to fuck, that is. Slender brunette with big ole titties and a good appetite for dick. Stop your bullshit and fuck a bitch.

>>39630204
i will

>>39630113
That comic is actually really good.

>>39637494
;SOurce

>>39637731
>It only lasted until they found a nice, shy (but slightly aut) dyel nerd guy to actually relationship with.

They probably see a Chad who will leave them when something better comes along.

While this probably isn't true in your case, security plays a huge part in a woman's choice to be in a relationship and she probably felt that the future wasn't secure with you, whereas Mr. Dyel would probably never do better than her.

My advice would be to find a cute/fit nerd girl who was a landwhale--it's a rare type, but they understand you better. After dating two I seriously cannot date any other type of woman, they've spoiled me.

>>39630204
This is pathetic. You actually spent your time writing this soppy shit.

>>39642058
This might come as a surprise but most brothels aren't very professional. It's a sleazy business with sleazy business practices.

>>39643091
hi new 4chan user! :)

>>39634762
"Open relationship" actually means "consensual cuckoldry", you faggot.

>>39637430
whats the difference?

>>39634879
used to have it, you can find that image on /d/ occasionally, if not check /y/

>>39634762
>Open relationship
The problem is you ever thinking that degeneracy is good

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>>39630204
why did you do this to me..on a friday of all days

>>39644030
There is none.

Thats his """joke"""

>>39644030

Changed SUPPS to SIPPS

>>39644483
Ohh, now i see it, too.

Why couldn't you reply one minute earlier, now it's a really embarrassing situation for me.

>>39644500

Sorry man.

A tip for edits like that is to have the both open in new tabs and switch until you notice it, because initially I couldn't spot it either.

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>>39630204
It's 8pm and you just made me repeat my work out. cunt, I have extra classes tomorrow morning,i have to sleep

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>>39630204
you're a bastard, you know that?

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>>39630204
Hah! Like I haven't already told myself this a million times.

YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANON, I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE. I'M INVINCIBLE

>>39630204
>You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone

I wish i knew how to get over this. I think it may be the root cause of my problems finding a woman.

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>>39630204

>>39646013
oldie but a goldie
10/10

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>>39630204
>Have all this and more for 10 wonderful years
>Life is wonderful, so get fat
>She dumps you
>Get your shit in order, hit gym after 10 year break, lose 40 kilos, gain muscle, meet ton of new people
>Have two girlfirends after, one is fatty from the gym who you use just for sex and breaking up the loneliness, second is fit instructor at gym with a suprisingly keen mind and a love for shitty "so bad it's good movies", same as you
>Should start feeling love any second now
>6 months with her pass, feel nothing
>Still miss the whore who dumped you for that faggy manlet twerp
>Still keep in touch but your anger towards her and her lack of acknowledgment of the pain she caused you causes fights even though you're not together
>Your completely rebuild "strong man" persona completely crumbles when with the bitch, feel us drifting apart further and further
>Current gf mad jelly whenever anything comes up
>10 months of this shit. Regularly thinking to tell her to go to fucking hell but not brave enought to do it

I want off this ride /fit/

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>>39630190
>>39630204
DELETE THIS

>>39630204
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39634762
Waaaaaaahhhh

you sound spoiled

>tfw attractive, /faf/ and now /fit/
>most girls look at me smiling
>too insecure to do anything every single time

Still waiting for that one girl I will feel comfortable with

>>39637430
n1

>>39634762
You just need to find love dawg.

>>39637667
Japan's redpilled as FUAAARK

>>39646237
>/faf/
Friday night at freddie's?

>>39630320
You need to go back, faggot.

And I don't give a shit how hurr durr legal you are here, or what your passport says.

You need to go back to your own people.

>>39630338
Honestly fucking is kind of overrated. The feeling of "the conquest" is fun but even then, girls are getting sluttier every year.

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:(

>>39646360
>girls are getting sluttier every year.
It depends on where you live mate
From what ive noticed girls are super attached to their bfs and are not slutty at all where i live, they do however monkey branch like crazy since there are too many dudes but if you have sluts around then fucking use it

nothing is more boring than being one of thousands of single guys in a region with only taken women

>>39630204
I capped this for future feel threads anon

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>>39646388
I live on Miami Beach. It's literally just sloots, I can't even find relationship quality girls.

The only girl I met that I'd actually get serious with was a Mormon missionary from Idaho. Sweet, kind, patient, classicly pretty, cooks, cleans, sews (her "job" was selling handmade clothes on Etsy), didn't lift but didn't do drugs, alcohol, caffeine, added sugar, soda, processed foods, fast food, ate almost entirely homemade but required me to convert to her kooky cult. Feels batman.

>>39630190
I have this now, it's a toxic relationship. We're too comfotable with each other which leads to a lot of pointless fighting, not worth it, and when I leave I lose my best friend.

>>39630320
god i fucking hate immigrants, it should be legal to shoot them

>>39646448
Well, i feel you son
No option is better than the other here for what we seek
We truly live in the worst of times

>>39630204
>> She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
wew lad that got pretty gay

>>39636493
holyfuck.

>>39646331
Would that be any fun?

>>39644455
>no gym
REEEEEEEE

>>39636493
>tfw cutting for the first time

>>39638317
this pic is my current relationship to the T

>>39646630
How do I find a qt to watch anime with?

>>39646086
>Have all this and more for 10 wonderful years
I hate you

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>>39637430

>>39646466
Sauce? No homo

>>39630204
I still love you Jess.
I don't know what I did to make you break up with me or why you won't tell me what changed but if you're happier this way then that's ok.

>>39646673
The crap I'm going through now makes me seriously consider if it was worth it.

As banal as it sounds, the higher you are, the more falling down hurts.

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>>39642987
That kind of makes sense. So, with this girl I'm going out with next week, maybe I just gotta find some way to subtley convince her that I'm not gonna go full Chad on her.

Worth a shot anyway. Thanks anon.

>>39637360
She doesn't

That's why she's SITTING on CHADS dick right this SECOND while you MASTURBATE onto a pile of FREE WEIGHTS

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>>39646466
Damn all this trap epidemic needs to stop.

>>39646448
Mormon life isn't all that bad.

Utah, and some of Idaho, are huge high school football fans. The kids there are enormous people to begin with, but they fucking lift like crazy.
I'm a fucking shrimp compared to my Mormon buddies I grew up with.

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>>39630204
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!!

>>39635104
wat

>>39642510
>No bs, no passive aggressive signals and flirting that's supposed to get me into asking you out. Just straight up tell me what you think.
Yeah, I'd love this too

>>39646458
This is the way it went for me, more or less. She'd constantly start pointless fights and try to keep me away from friends (just causing more fights). Glad thats in the past

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>>39647591
Would you?

>>39648514
I would, most definitely.
is that a dude?

>>39646388
M-monkey branch?

>>39646901
I hope you make it, anon. Good luck. :(

>>39647428
This is kind of hilarious.

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>>39630204

I want off.

>>39632669
topfuckingkek

>>39634879
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1823274

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>>39630097
DELET THIS

>>39630204
wow actually just teared up a bit. Fuck, guys we have problems.

W-we're all gonna make it thought...r-right?

>>39649218
2017. Only up from here. ^^

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>>39630204

I felt dat

>>39634762

Human nature is to want more. It's why we no longer live in caves.

Focus it on something productive, instead of your autismal relationship desires.

Am I autistic? I don't feel any love for girls around me. Whenever I think of a relationship I think about how much of a hassle it would be, but deep inside my genes are still telling me to fuck something

>>39648580
It is a guy on hormones

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>>39630204
...well fuck. Wasn't ready for that

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>>39630204
i once had all those things

once

>>39630338
sauce on the image?

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>>39645963
>during sex she would pick mold from her flabs and rub it into my penis

>>39630204
>> You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
Why are men so noble? Women don't deserve you.

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>>39630204

>Be me
>browse /fit/ for years
>decent body of work
>4chan fucking with my mindset
>start to have bi thoughts but deep down I know I'm straight
>after a year of these feelings I crack
>if I'm gonna try the other side it's going to be a feminine trap because I don't find men attractive cause I'm straight
>on Grindr
>message back and forth with 10/10 trans girl, nice ass, incredibly passable, nice tits
>end up driving ages to fuck after bailing a few times out of fear and anxiety
>so anxious I need to shit so bad feels like It's touching my jeans
>she made me go commando cause it's hot
>get there
>6/10 cross dresser, no tits, slight stubble, huge cock
>she had doctored pictures with lighting and photoshop
>too nervous to turn around and leave so I kiss her
>next thing I know she's sucking my dick
>I cum early in her mouth and immediately put my clothes on and leave
>puke outside
>stop off at McDonald's drive in and the guy asked if I'm okay
>forgot about lipstick
>smeared red lipstick all over me looks like I've been bleeding
>my cock is visible through bulge in button fly jeans
>"I have a rash" and drive off
>finally arrive home and let out my runny anxiety shit
>sit in the shower to wash the dirt away

I came close

>>39651406

this kinda happened to me too but less gay

>have trap fetish since like 14 years (oldfag)
>after my breakup with gf finally decide im going to do it
>grindr, drive 45 mins to hotel
>end up with weird back and forth with asian
>good pics but ends up being crossdresser with tits or something, not sure
>who cares, passable enough
>make out, ends up sucking my cock
>best blowjob of my life
>bust two nuts, crying about my ex the entire fucking time
>he/she/it invites me to the city he/she/it works in, to stay for free and fuck him/her/it the entire time
>say "maybe next time", throw my clothes on, and bail
>left my underwear
>last text I have is a pic of my underwear saying "you forgot these"

>>39651448

It brings nothing but shame and disappointment.

>>39651469

meh. I don't really care honestly. I wasn't ashamed or guilty, I'd still fuck/date/marry a qt passable trap who was halfway mentally stable

if anything it just confirmed that I have it in me to do it. I'd never get fucked by one though. top4lyfe

>>39651406
>she
You were sexually pleasured by a male anon. Accept that you're not straight, no mater how many times you say it. You fed into your homosexual fetish, and now you are.

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>>39649768
I used to think like that until she comes in. I really need to leave humanity behind.

>>39651503

>what is identifying as a gender

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>>39651551
Really? Here? Don't you belong on tumblr or at least /b/? But to answer your question, it's basically insisting everyone acknowledge a role play that an ill mind made up. It would be the same as releasing the lunatic who believes himself to be Napoleon, then sending a memo out to the country demanding all people address him as Napoleon.

>>39634351
I'm not really into /fit/ and still squat when bending down just so I don't have problems with my back when i'm older

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>>39630204
fuck

>>39651948
>tfw it's your birthday and you're now a 21 years old virgin

>>39637679
If she tells you she wants to keep it casual and you don't you just tell her that doesn't work for you and move on.

Don't waste your time on someone who has different relationship goals than you. You have absolutely no obligation to give her what she wants in a relationship if you aren't getting what you want.

>>39635026
Kek'd hard

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>>39651617
>born a boy
>told im a boy
>act like a boy
>people tell me I'm just role playing as a boy
>true
>sirs all the way to the bank

the idea that there's a certain way to act as a gender just feeds the idea that gender is behavioral and doesn't matter as long as you keep up appearances. I'm sure that you meant something else tho

>>39630120
WHAT KIND OF SHITTER PUTS THEIR CHICKEN ON THE TOP SHELF

>>39646664
Good luck bud. You'll only find overly aggressive queer boys and cute yet unkempt damaged girls.

>>39647335
T-this wasn't in the manga.

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>>39651551
>>39652641
>what is denial

if its born with a dick, you are a man. it can act and dress like a little faggot all it wants, but in the end it is still a man and you are gay. have fun

>>39637667
>People are 90% looks
Don't get this cynical or you will die inside immediately
You may be reborn into a /fit/ God, but you will never feel again

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>>39653779
>but you will never feel again
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>39649828
same. that shit hurt.

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>>39653779
is it getting cynical or not denying the truth. your first impression of anyone, the very first thing you'll notice when seeing them in person is their appearance.

>>39630430
source?

>>39637013
source?

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>you will meet the right girl for you soon, very soon
>you will both be perfect for each other
>she will love you as you are, together with your goofy humor and morning singing
>you will love her so much it will change your face from dead inside to pure bliss inside
>she will be everything you ever wanted, she will have her own mind, she will have her values and she will be a real feminine woman
>she will be perfect 10/10 in your eyes
>she will have the best laughter and most innocent and widest smile you ever seen
>you will hold her in your arms and she will say she feels safe with you
>you will make love to her, and the purity of your love will guide you to assure maximal pleasure for both, same goes for her.
>she will be a positive force in your life, she will always see in you the man you effort to be, and she will believe in you even when you dont ask her to, she will massage you after long days
>she will be proud of you and of your effort to find her and keep pure against the army of sluts
>you will feel so relaxed with her - like your basic self is enough, she will make you feel like your striving towards your ideals in life means something, she will - with her love - heal your soul
>the love you will realize with her will change you from your core and you will be surprised how FAST you could heal, with the right person : )
>you will grow in strength and confidence every day, after being united with her, you will be born again. You will start to see the beauty in everything and you will forgive everything from your past.
>your new life will be filled with so much Joy, any hate or resentment will fall away like a dry leaf
>you will never come to 4 chan again, except to post an inspirational post 4 someone who might be where once you were.
>you will now know the power of faith and love in your life.
>you will never be the same, never ever.
>you will be so relaxed and at peace because one person you deem perfect loves you and approves of you.
>you WILL make it

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>>39655230
>then you'll wake up from your dream

>>39655230
Been there (except stopping 4chan, or "your blue forum" as she calls it).

It's kinda fading away now.

I don't want to be an adult.

>>39651963

>tfw I'm two days away from 21 years virgin

>>39630204
stop being a sentimental fag and get things done, then

>>39636599
Not true. When I was a senior in HS, I was a supreme wizard. Still am, actually, never even been on a date, never even texted a girl flirtatiously. I was still normie looking, still had a fuck ton of normie friends, fuck, even some girls would text me and I just was too autistic to respond. I was at an extreme Norman party, and we all were playing a game where someone says something and if you have done it you clap. Some asshole said sex so I clapped softly and admitted my virginity, and the girl who was sitting next to me and had talked to me all night saw and was pretty surprised. She acted kind of awkward the rest of the night, and eventually got really drunk and hopefully forgot about it. The point is, people thought I was a Norman. Never doubt it, there are plenty of stealth wizards who are just too autistic for love. I could jump back into the party scene any time I wish, but I just read and shitpost in my room and workout. If only a chick could just ask me out, but I'm not at chad level yet.

>>39630204
she won't
[spoiler]he will :)[/spoiler]

>>39630204
>> You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive

I just want you to know that I stared point blank at this sentence for over 10 minutes because of how on point it was and I didn't have words enough to describe my reaction.

Fucking hell Anon.

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>>39630204
bruh...

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I really wish I could lose the ability to fall in love so I can just focus on my gains and my ambitions.

>>39634351
>>39636883
>>39637463
>squatting when you want to get something down low
I...
I thought I was the only one...

Truly, you are my brethren

>>39651963
>>39655580
>tfw I'm couple of months away from being a 22 years old and in the same situation.

>>39648668
Thanks anon.
I really appreciate that.

She is single now. She loves me.

>>39646347
back to your containment board, edgelord faggot

>>39632786
Lost it at 23 to a 4/10 slutty Jewish chick. Was glad I got it over with. It's not special or meaningful, it's just two pieces of matter interacting.

>>39646086
>Should start feeling love any second now
I'm in the same boat, anon.
Once you've had a real loving relationship, nothing can compare.

>>39646466
where is this from?

looks rather familiar

>>39651948
who tf is this chick sauce

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>>39630320
You need to die faggot.

>>39640444
Good song.

>>39630204
>was motivated to do a productive day
>mfw "was"

>>39644535
ffffuuuck. iminlove

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>>39630204
delet this

>>39630204
Nothing has ever hit me so accurately in the feels as this post

>>39644475
Changed "SUPPS" to "SIPPS"

>>39632786
This is what I was thinking when I was 15, had an opportunity and ruined it. Now 19 and a fucking virgin.

Just get this shit done once you get a chance, it's not worth waiting.

>>39630204
jesus even though i experienced these things it made me sad
i wish every person was chad like me so no one has to suffer the pains of being unloved

>>39630338
>dat projection
I just want a girl who will love me for who I am. I don't require her to love a fat slob, cause I wouldn't love someone who refueses to change for better either. But I can't change being an autist. Or at least I don't know how to do it.

>>39642864
for cucks

>>39636883
If the buldge wasn't showing that much I would squat in church too.

>>39646086
youre the fucking cunt there for getting fat and disgusting

>>39630320
as long as you're legal and catholic, brah

>>39641686
>her

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>>39630097

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>>39632786
me too man, it's not possible to just cum away the feels with some whore who doesn't care about you

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>>39658726
>it's just two pieces of matter interacting

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>>39646347
and you cant do anything about it, HAHAHA. Planning to immigrate to usa in a few years and guess what? I will successfully do so and there is nothing you can do

im triggered

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>>39630204
anon pls I didnt need this

>>39646086
>life is wonderful, so get fat
Sounds like it was your own fault anon. You also used someone for sex like a dick too and keep pining for your ex while you're with someone new. Basically you seem like an immature cunt.

>>39644475
you can't post the same image in the same thread tho

>>39660046
Our new president says otherwise

>>39660633
*said otherwise when he needed some retards to vote for him

Now he only talks about deporting illegal migrants who commit crimes

>>39630204

The truth hurts anon ;_;

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>>39630204
delete this