Is anyone here actually alpha?

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Of course not you fucking retard holy shit

no, but I'm OK with not being alpha. people like me, girls like me, I'm doing what I enjoy and working on my career/lifts/life.

no

>>39626013
this

>>39625992
I don't even have the courage to kill myself

>>39625992
I consider myself alpha

Meh
I can be confident and social and shit but it takes alot of energy
I'm fine with being the quiet loser in the corner, just let me lift and watch my YouTube videos.

>>39626013

Yep. This is me.

>>39626013
Im proud of you anon

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>>39625992
I'm a silent autist who thinks that I come across as alpha, does that count?

>>39625992
Yes. I actually wasn't in the past. Had to consciously make changes. Took about 4 years to finally reach alpha status. I'm always trying to improve, but I've rid myself of most beta tendencies. Except for /fit. I just love you faggots

>>39626123

Bitches love the strong, silent type

>>39625992
im not chad but im not a cuck.
im very assertive.

>>39626068
You're on 4chan so you're per definition not Alfa

>>39626134
Are you actually alpha? Or are you just one of those loud annoying guys who pick up nasty ass chicks.

I won't say that I'm alpha, as I've met better and stronger men than myself.

I am defintely a better man now than I was before. I am improving myself every year.

There will come a time when I reach the point of singularity, where I become one with the universe and everybody will consume my ejaculate.

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>>39626325
Actually alpha. I get quality chicks. Have quality relationships, whether their hookups, flings, or serious. Most girls I've fucked, even one night stands, are friends with me to this day. Most say I'm jacked even though I just left dyel mode lol. I chase my dreams and always have fun while somehow maintaining good grades, a job, and a qt3.14 gf. It was a long dedicated process to change. I used to be shy, unable to approach women or keep a group engaged in conversation. But it can be done. Lifting was a big part of it. It gives me confidence in my body and confidence that I can achieve my goals.

>>39625992
I'm

>>39627325
you sound super gay desu

>>39625992
No one who obsesses over body image this much is alpha.

>>39627325

>yfw anon is posting what he wants to be, not what he is

le justifying myself on an anonymous korean bootleg rap forum

>>39625992
I used to be, people only liked me though because I was good at sports, now I'm that uncle that wants to throw the pigskin around with you at thanksgiving

>>39627401

>tfw 22 and only about a decade off from straight unclemode

make it stop, god

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>>39625992
This thread raises a good question, what is alpha. Cause I consider >>39626013
To be aplha. Someone whose confident and is enjoying life.
I think a lot of you are confusing being chad, typical meat head womanizer, with being alpha.
I figure if you are making gains in life and are happy and confident than you are alpha. You don't have to be a womanizer who bully's people at the gym to be alpha.

>>39625992

I'm not a chad, so no.

>>39627369
>>39627390
I don't have to prove anything lol. I'm very VERY happy with my life. I just see so many feels threads and edgy anons putting each other down lately and want all my /fit brahs that anyone can make it if you make a conscious and consistant effort. That is all. Good luck!

>>39627458
You post like how Donald trump tweets.

>>39627458
You're dyel lol.

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i got nudes real fast from a chick, that's alpha results

but i dont feel alpha

i dont think any actual alphas would say they are alpha

>>39627490
Alphas don't even know theyre alphas because they don't indulge themselves in irony and internet memes.

>>39627469
This anon is unable to grasp the distinct style of Trump's Tweets. Worse, He uses it like an insult. Sad!

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>>39626123
>>39626145
>tfw i think I'm a badass by being silent and """mysterious"""
>I most likely look super autistic

Im alpha but im a manlet and bipolar so maybe people are just scared

Ya

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cannot handle all the autism ITT rn

alpha male/beta male as a concept doesn't apply to humans at all

>tfw not alpha at all but shredded and handsome
>all my friends are 6 foot handsome chads and bang tons of sloots
>only had sex with 3 girls, was with my first gf for 8 years and left me emotionally stunted
>the girls I wanna date think I'm some kinda manwhore because of my friends' reputations
>the girls that wanna date me either just wanna hook up or don't want anything serious
>the other two girls I banged were only supposed to be hookups but I ended up getting all clingy
>have oneitis for a qt shy nerdy girl but she canceled our date at the last minute, not sure why

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>>39627846
Goddamn I didn't want these feels anon

>>39627846
Curious, how old are you?

>>39626266
Why?

>>39627986
25

>>39628070
Damn me as well. There's still hope man. I have no desire to hook up with sloots anymore. It doesn't fulfill me anymore. All I want is a loving girl who is loyal and sweet.

>>39627683
pretty much me, except I don't think i'm badass, I just am silent and introverted as a person

>anon you're so quiet
>sure you did "nothing" this weekend...

>>39628203
>sure you did "nothing" this weekend...
They think you're a cold blooded killer anon, I've seen tucker and dale vs evil and I know where this is going, trust me I'm a specialist.

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Is Michael Phelps alpha?

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>>39627846
Goddamnit. I know that feel anon.

>Be standard Peruvian Basket Weaving Forum anon. Fit, do sport (BJJ/lifting) and play vidya/read books and comics/weeb shit in equal measure
>Every time I get a date with a qt nerd girl (a total of 6 nerd qts so far,) they are only interested in sleeping with me.
>I just want a gf I have things in common with.
>Have date with nerdy qt I really like next week
>Am dreading it because even though I know there is a chance it won't turn out like that this time, every time I hear "I like you, but I'm just not interested in a relationship right now," my heart drops.

Fuck. I had managed to forget I had that going on next week for a moment.