>If you love yourself you'll acquire a gf Fuck you

>>39622266
>Tripdubs checked

Honestly if you can't hold a conversation you'll never have a solid relationship. When you're alone with her and can't mange to converse, you're fucked.

>>39622284
I can hold any type of conversation with any type of human being but being yourself hasn't attracted a lot of girls

>>39622266
trips/dubs

Bring me good fortune and great reps! ROLL!

>>39622284
How i do this, when everybody i met is fucking boring?

>>39622284
that's only partially true. there are plenty of introverted girls who don't necessarily need a constant flow of conversation. obviously if you sperg out all the time then it won't work, but what people consider good conversation varies wildly.

>>39622343
introverted girls are the most scary ones tho they can turn full 220° on you in an instant fuck that no

>>39622349
quality post.

>>39622357
your mum is quality, friend

Pleb tier advice. Start reading instead.

>>39622385
howbout working out

>>39622349
>220°
Oh god! Any angle, but THAT one! I'd prefer 113 over that, and that's saying something.

>>39622393
Why not both at the same time

For some reason I've convinced myself that Kristen Stewart is the only girl for me and I'll happily die alone if that's the alternative.

>>39622422
anon i...

>>39622456
Kirsten Johnson is more like /fit/'s girl surely?

>>39622289
>being yourself
>have a shitty self
>wonder why it doesn't work

wew lad

gf's really are gains goblins. ever since my break up, the gym has improved 10x. seriously.

>>39622306
You have to do all the work by being interesting senpai. It's shit, but such is how the world works.

>>39622266
>Almost 2017:
>Actually believing you have any guarantees in life, other than eventually dying
Grow up