how fit is your gf ?

>>39621373
best case of GOMAD if i've ever seen one

thanks skeletal

People who are severely underweight or severely overweight should be forcefully locked up until treated.

>>39621373
I wish I was a skelly instead of a landwhale

>>39621373
T H I N N

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>>39621373
m-my w-what?

>that exercise ball routine
does she have a fucking death wish

>>39621373
A gf? Where?

>>39621373
this woman looks like 70 lbs. how close am i?

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>>39621373
she doesn't exersise EVER, she hates it... but she is thin and have a great ass. I can not complain. She looks better then alot girls in the Gym... so i can really not complain. great genes.

>>39621373
This girl is on the right track, at least she's lifting, add 15-20lbs of mass and she will look great

>>39621536
Post pic of ur gf

>Quarter squat gang

Destroying her knees

I don't have a gf. I share a one bed with my lesbian ex and we exclusively fuck each other.

It's complicated.

She's fit enough. can squat 175 for reps at 125.

>>39621379
she needs 2gomad desu

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>>39621545
well im at work and this is the only pic i got here.
She wanted to make it difficult für me to work.
Man i love her ass

Not very, is on the chubby side. Haven't said anything because don't want to hurt her feelings and I still find her attractive desu

>>39621681
Why would you share your gf for other men to fap to? Are you secretly a cuck and don't know it?

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>>39621373

>>39621697
شكرًا سيد هيكل عظمي

>>39621373
SANKS YO HONGRE SKELETOR

>>39621741
skeltal*

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621373
She went to the gym to try on her gym clothes not work out it would seem.

>>39621373
as an yurofag how much weight is that on the first exercise? are those like special low weight plates or is that actually 1pl8?

>>39621696
no, but i love to cuck others.
And the truth is, that this could be a Internet Picture that i customise only to give the Illusion that im telling the truth... so no cuck here. Hope you like the Picture.

>>39621373

>Second Exercise

It's like she wants to do scoobys skateboard squats

>>39621536
There is no ass to be seen.

>>39621373
THANK YOU MRS SKELETAL.

My gf was in the canada olympic synchronized swimming (retired now), and we're doing crossfit together

My Gf needs to lose 40 pounds.

Her weight loss so on point she doesn't exist in this realm anymore

>>39621373
Thanks mrs skeletal

>>39621373
i have no gf so yeah

She's high test

>>39622074
High test he says.

>Why do you insist on calling me this?
>t. This guy's boyfriend

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ミスタースケルトンありがとう

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GF is reasonably fit. Does barbell shit and circuit bullshit group training.
Kinda chubby, but looking more defined erry day, hope she keeps it up.

>>39621697
cпacиб г-н cкeлeтный

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621557
/thread

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Pretty fit.

How do I go about telling a girl she should get /fit/? I've recently met a girl and I feel like it might be going places, only problem is she's slightly overweight, while nothing dealbreaking, I jusr feel like if she wouldn't lose 25-ish lbs and do biuld her legs and ass up a bit, she'd be a top tier qtpa2ty
I can't just tell her "hey you should lose some weight"

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621697
'thank mr skeltal'

>>39621373
SHOO SHOO SPOOKY SKELLY

>>39622183
>reasonably fit
>kinda chubby
Pick one

>>39621697
thank mr skeletal

>>39621697
Thank mr skeletal

>>39621373
My girls is lazy as fuck won't go to gym with me. Won't run cycle or go to mma with me. She loves beers and has a wide back. I'm lenient as fuck and actually love chubby girls with curves but she has zero tit's and is more skinny far. If she wasn't the mother of my child I might leave her but down the line she says she may want more kids and hasn't shown any inclination to get fit. She has also become a gains goblin idk wtf to do. Her only saving grace is that she is blonde 5'1 and her mom aged really well. If her belly sticks out past her tiny tit's any more I may have to leave her and be a good single father. She is a fun/good person and I enjoy her company but this shit is getting out of hand......hold me brehs

Mine used to have an eating disorder and is now not TOO bad body wise but is definitely skinny fat. I've tried so hard bros she barely has an ass but I love her too much to move on. Its been three years and her bodies gotten a lot better at least but its still not good
She used to spend every waking second in the gym so she doesn't like going back. She hates putting a lot of time into form cause I guess that requires self consciousness??
Idk I just hope she eats less and after college she'll def start drinking less and she'd be hot if she were skinny.

Man she really barely has an ass tho

O ye but shes a DD cup blonde

FUCK LOVE IS HARD

>>39621697
thank Mr skeltal

>>39622350
communicate to her

>>39622350
>marrying femlets even if they're aryan
i'm sorry you couldn't marry a tall aryan to create pussy killing machines like lundgren

>>39622384
Have you ever communicated to a girl that she's too fat? It never goes down well..

>>39622390
Girl here
Tell her please, yes it sucks hearing that you're fat but at least it's something she can control (not something on her face) and it would be way worse if the man I love and the father of my kid leaves

She's fit thicc, I'd say. She has a flat tummy but she's curvy. Pretty big titties, wide hips and well-shaped thighs. He lifts, like seriously lifts and does sprinting. It's strange in a way that when bounding her from behind, even though her ass is big, it's still pretty hard. She also has a hard back and I can feel her biceps. I think that she's actually quite rare case for a woman, both body shape and muscle mass wise.

>>39622532
She*, autocorrect did it. She ain't a trap.

>>39621373
who the fuck is this chick

>>39622390
If she doesn't like it
>she leaves you
If she doesn't hear it
>you leave her
If she hears it
>you win

You either get what you already settled for or better.

>>39621406
My qt3.14 French gf is 103lbs and I try stuffing her, the American way, but she just wont gain weight

>>39622260
Tell her to get fit with you and that more test = sensation and orgasm.

>>39621373

Thank you hungry skeleton

>>39621373
Am I the only guy here that likes very skinny girls like that?
>meet Ms skeltal
>really like her
>just started dating a thicc Mexican
I would try getting her to come to the gym, but we live about 40 miles apart

>>39621697
>>39621373

thank mr skeltal

>>39621536

I can relay with dat.

My gf got DAT ASS but is thin AMD never worki out. She has some fat but the healthy amount.

>>39621373
Woah! That spooked me.

>>39621536
>>39622603
For now...

>>39622603
being unable to gain weight is impossible unless u have some kind of medical issues u fucking retard

>>39622603

probably vomits when you aren't looking desu, if she's eating over the maintenance amount and not putting anything on you might wanna see a doctor

>>39621774
They're really thin it looks like 10lbs

>>39621373
Before I met my gf she was into doing tons of cardio and the stair stepper thing with random accessory lifts with tiny weight (5lbs). So she's pretty thin (5'11" - 140)

Since we've been dating i've helped her with a more consistent routine that focuses on core and lower body strength. She actually really enjoys squats and hip thrusts which is great for me because she has a small ass.

>>39621373
Symmetric strength score 77

in relationship with my gym crush since 4 months soon
she is pretty weak but has a 8/10 body and nice ass

>Used to run often, works out
>Nice 57kg when we first met
>Date for over a year
>Becomes complacent
>Now 62kg
>gets chubby
>still works out but only for "maintenance", doesn't run anymore
>Refuses to work out together, her "alone" time
>Doesn't want me to help her lifting in any way

Trying so hard to keep her reasonably fit by suggesting doing fit shit together like swimming but I can tell her motivation is rock bottom. Dunno how long I can stay attracted to this woman, it's fucking rage inducing since she's got potential to be T H I C C.

>implying that I have a gf

>>39621373
shes a landwhale ):
cant find nothing better, wat do

My girlfriend got tricked into thinking yoga is someone needs to be fit.

Above or at elite in all symmetric strengh categories with a 600+ total. I'm so proud of her. Just watched her bench 1 lmao plate and she only weighs 105.

Feels good brehs

Why do women do these weird exercises?

>>39622042
>Crossfit
Does she want to try out the Paralympics next?

>>39622254

underrated

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>>39621373
>my gf
Why OP

>>39623307
How pitiful women are.
1 plaet is elite?
Anyway,i shan't complain. I actually turned my gf off benchpressing when I farted in het face during a set in a half full gym.

>>39623511
Can't stop laughing

>>39621373
>smith machine
>fucking skellyfaggot
>trap bar deads
>so much DYEL

>>39621373

Why even lift at that point? There's no muscle mass/strength to preserve, and I'm guessing she's not bulking. So what's the point? Just go full cardio.

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not my current gf.

My best fit girl was a cardio bunny doing 3 miles a day...those legs were so thicccccc. I will never see that type ever again. Her calves were bigger than mine, fucking softballs in there.

Runs 3-4 times a week, does yoga twice a week, spin class once a week.
She's fairly thin, has a nice butt, but isn't really muscular.
I like her body.

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39622388
Woa woa I never said we were married or even planned to. She would have to sign a prenuptial for one thing. I'm not losing half my shit for anyone interested work was say to hard

>>39622388
Also I'm black and my some is a handsome lanklet like me

>>39621697
Thanks mr skeltal

>>39622485
I don't want to leave her and family is important to me but so isn't a healthy sex life if I'm going to be with one woman for the rest of my life I want her to age well. I love sexy older women and belive me when I say I'm not ridiculous about her physique but she is only 25 and if this is the effort I see after the first kid I'm worried about additional kids

>>39622578
I know but I like her alot as a person and I want to be with her for my son. I think it's healthy for him

>>39622342
As in good cardio compared to my lazy ass and a willingless to do barbell shit

She barely displaces the bar a foot on her deadlift. Get that skinny lanky bitch on a fucking regular bar and using a traditional stance.

>>39623672
Offer to baby sit the kid while she work outs (I know kids are awful and even a mom would do anything to get away sometimes)

You don't have to say it to her face that she's fat but keep annoying her about joining a gym, also have pictures of fit girls on your computer so she'd get jelly and if she asks why you have them just say you like fitness in general

>>39623555
She lifts for the rush.

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621373
She tries to stay fit, but has bad genes, I reckon.

>>39621536
hah was the same with my ex, except she'd go for a run maybe once or twice a week. Just naturally skinny with a nice shape. talk about winning the genetic lottery, still wish she lifted tho

>>39621373
My left hand is built like a drumstick

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>>39621373
>gf

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

She's gettin' there. I'm proud of her.

>>39621373
Lifts once in a while
runs 2x a week between 6-18 miles each time. Has ran an ultra marathon, a half and a full marathon in the past 6 months. Meal preps for me and makes me green juice.

>>39623805

Yeah possibly. I just can't imagine feeling a rush while doing smith machine squats with an empty bar knowing it accomplishes nothing.

>>39621681
She looks chubby. Def would be better if she lifted.

>>39621373
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39622342
Aesthetics =/= fitness.

>>39623232
tell her if she loves you she'll lose weight

>>39622658
have you ever actually lifted with a woman?

Gonna vent here.

Not fit, but tries in spurts. No consistency. Attempts to workout for a few days while reducing meals in order to lose a few pounds but it doesn't work (duh).

Have given her all kinds of information, gym memberships, taken with me to the gym, P90x, Insanity, got a treadmill to no avail. She can't stick with a routine for shit.

Got her to track her nutrition with myfitnesspal when she was working out, and she had progress. She got lazy and stopped. Lost progress, and now complains about gaining back weight while doing nothing to fix it.

She's just a lazy normie now, dunno what to do.

>>39621373
She is so thinn I can't see her :(

>>39621373
>auschwitzgym.webm

>>39621697
cheers senior skellibo

>>39625870
dump her

>>39621373
S P O O P Y
K
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>>39621373
wtf is that

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621373
spooky

>>39621373
where do I find a girl like this

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621373

she looks like an android

>>39621373
Upperbody = 10/10
Lowerbody = 6/10
I keep telling her shes doing such a good job of her top half and shes leaving her skinny fat booty behind. She hates squating. I dont get girls.
>tfw my ass is better than gf

>>39626991
>>tfw my ass is better than gf
I know that feel. Why is it that so many girls think that being skinny fat is the end goal? Thank God for the "instagram model" movement that encourages women to actually develop some muscle. I believe we are entering the golden age to be an ass man, yoga pants are popular and getting a joocy booty via squatting is becoming more and more common.

We just have to wade through all of the hamplanet "I am sexy even though I am 700lbs" people.

>>39621373
shoo shoo

>>39627057
She has a hint of abs, biceps, shoulders, even back muscles. Here top half is looking so good.
It's just frustrating because she works out 5 days a week, then comes home and excitedly tells me about how she was doing hammer curls and squats at the same time and "it was really hard".
Then gets upset about me being a dick and telling her that's a terrible exercise.

To be honest, she's gained a lot of weight because grad school, internship, and working full time, plus spending weekends with me. She definitely needs to lose weight for health reasons, but I do admit that I lost a little attraction for her physically. But, she is an amazing person and frankly, I don't deserve her.

Once she graduates and we move in together, I hope to get her into the healthier lifestyle with me. She's really pretty, her breasts are actually really nice, but all her weight goes to her gut so she's got a little belly that she can hide in most cases, but her face is definitely rounder. I'm hoping with her exercising with me she can bump up from a current 6 to hopefully a legit 8 or something lol. When I met her she was a 7.

GF hurt her back severely as a kid, so I'm a little hesitant of doing exercises like squats, OHP, etc.

Anybody have experience with working out with their GF?

>>39621406
What we need is less gluttony and less consumption, not more of it you fucking roleplayer. If one out of a hundred people want to be really skinny who cares, their issue is not being enough of a consumer. The 70 percent of society take in too much because they're gluttonous consumers with no self control.

>>39621432
Probably closer to 100, she looks really tall

>>39621697
thank you mr skeletal

>>39621373
Needs to loose 15-20 pounds. She has such potential, but hates exercise. We plan to share an apartment at some point soon, I'll encourage her to go to my gym when that comes

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>>39621373
spooky

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39627832
Which is what our society is built on. Go work extra hours and bust your butt to get a raise so you can buy a bigger house, nicer car, bigger TV etc. The economy counts on your need for material wealth. The ambition that drives our nation is so often focused on STUFF.

Depressing to think about, and I think it is a big factor in why so many people live life feeling completely unfulfilled. There is always going to be something nicer, newer, bigger, better, than what you just worked your tail off for. There is no such thing as being content. If you are happy with what you have then you are falling behind and you won't "succeed" in life.

>>39621373
thank mr skel

>>39621697
thank mr skelta

>>39628904
Thats why im working hard when im young desu. No other way to retire early and travel foe the rest of my life.

>>39629294
Same here. I am working so that I can do what I want, without having to rely on everyone else. Money is independence in this world, so I am gonna try and stack as much of it as I can and enjoy life while I do it.

We're all gonna make it boys

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>>39622254
Seconding the notion that this is an underrated post

>>39621373
Fuck you

>>39621373
she must be getting really fit because she has sessions with her personal trainer several times a week and she is really sore afterwards!

im so proud of her

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>>39621373
Yikes.

>>39621697

thank mr skeltal

>>39621697
Thank mr skeltal

>>39629701
lol

>>39621432
Unless she's like 6'6", that's nothing close to 100lbs. I was 6' 120 lbs not too long ago and I wasn't even near the level of thinness of this skeleton.

My guess is 70-75lbs.

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She is pretty fit, she has been powerlifting for the best part of 2 years. 63kg 5'1" and her best lifts are 150kg squat, 90kg bench and 150kg deadlift. More of her on IG @wynteraddams if anyone is interested.

>>39627832

>you fucking roleplayer

im laughing my fucking ass off right now

>>39621373
thank you SKELETON

>>39622254
high quality meta meme

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>>39630075
>powerlifting

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My gf is massively overweight, it fucking sucks, not sure on numbers but at least 300lbs. I am dating her because I used to be fat as well and she said we could lose weight together. What has actually happened though is she has gained weight and has basically started using me as a slave.

I prepare all her food (by which I mean she gives me money to buy candy and fast food)
I dress her in the morning
I eat her pussy even though it tastes like pickled cupcake liner
I help her out of the bath

She basically bullies me as well. For example she refuses to let me bathe in water that isn't 'her water' so she forces me to dry her and sit her on the toilet then watches me get naked and wash myself in her filthy bath water. Sometimes little clumps of mould and hair are floating around inside. She keeps calling me Hercules and calls all the other women 'Hades' and threatens James Woods on twitter for 'trying to fuck my boyfriend' (he voiced Hades in the Hercules movie)

We are together because I am beta.

i dont have a gf

>>39630187
all these fucking shitposters

>>39630226
Really do hope you don't got pics on that

>>39630242
>being mad that there are no thirsty betas drooling over your """"""""""gf""""""""""

>>39630226
You can't make this shit up Holy fuck

>>39625083
guaranteed argument right there

>>39621697
thank mr skeletal

>>39630226
you belong to r9k

>>39621965
Knew it, who the fuck would try to make a picture of their ass look artistic to send to their boyfriend.

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>>39630226
NO
I refuse to believe such betas exist.
How can anyone not be able to tel a fat cow to fuck off. HOW

>>39630226
Fake

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39621406
Sad thing is, they do it with those who are almost critically underweight and they don't start a whole movement against it. The fat fucks on the other hand are protesting to be left alone as they want to stay fat and die of heart blockage. Fat builds up in the arteries and at some point it starts to cut off oxygen supply to vital organs, these dough balls who don't want to get medical treatment don't get enough oxygen in their fat-covered brains. We should fucking force them to lose weight the hard way, just like we do with those who are critically underweight. We should take them away from their homes and lock them up in a special treatment facility until they are healthy again. I know a woman who spends around a month every year in a treatment facility for anorexia. She'd refuse to eat more than half a plate a day, but at those treatment facilities, they let her do what she wants, there's enough stuff to keep yourself busy, but she's forced to stay at the table for an hour each and every meal, unless she eats the whole plate before the hour is done. She gets lectured about the importance of food everyday, and she told me there are posters on every wall explaining why food is necessary, literally everywhere you go you see pictures of food and why you need to eat them.

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>>39630226
BPD/10

Fucking run, take it from my personal experiences with BPD, it gets WORSE.

>>39621697
Thank mr skeltal

>>39631159
>get really fat
>don't realise the extent of my obesity because no one ever says anything about it to me
>decide to get slim
>start a casual diet while researching like crazy
>make plans, start logs for food and exercise
>reach skinnyfat mode
>decide I want to keep going and gain muscle
>more research
>choose to give lean bulking a try first
>have to get lean first
>finally leaving skinnyfat mode
>NOW EVERYONE SPEAKS UP
>"dude, just fucking eat something"
>"one donut isn't going to kill you, man"
>"you're meant to stop dieting BEFORE you die"
>even my girlfriend chimes in
>"your body isn't pretty, I don't know why you're doing this. Do you REALLY think YOU can get fit?"
People watched on in silence while I destroyed my body for years, but now that I'm correcting the mistake everyone suddenly feels the need to help me.

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Very

>>39631522
forearm routine?

>>39631522
No ass plus apt
You can do better anon you look fit af

>>39621965
>using trip
>capitalizing some nouns
how about you kys

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>>39631534
I do overhand grip barbell curls after my pull day. Also do hammer curls in place of traditional. Heavy shrugs w/ db and smith machine. That's about it.

>>39631537
Not the best pic, it's pretty impressive

>>39631574
still no ass in sight
but you're pinning, aren't you

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>>39631593
You are correct I am not natty

>>39621373
I am new to lift but dat for looks shit as.

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>>39631593
But we're not talking about that, we're talking about the thickness/lack of thickness of these glutes. If y'all are right I'll break up with her right now. Although her quads/hamstrings are monstrous.

>>39631601
>>39631608
>But we're not talking about that
no judgements, i was just askin'

>Although her quads/hamstrings are monstrous.
agreed. i still don't visualize the perkiness of dat ass
her legs are bretty good tho

>>39631601
Then it is time for you to leave plg

>>39621965
>showing nude pictures of his gf
>cucking others
Does not compute

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>Then it is time for you to leave plg

>>39631440
>"your body isn't pretty, I don't know why you're doing this. Do you REALLY think YOU can get fit?"
Throw that toxic cunt

>>39631634
We have mast, all threads belong to us

>>39631608
What's up with that spoon mate?

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>>39631664
We are both heroin addicts

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>>39631668

Fat as fuck. I don't know what to do. We've been together 6 years. When we started she was skinny and I was really fat. Now I dropped almost 100 pounds and I think she found all of it. She's 5'3" and went from 140 to 240. We haven't fucked in months because "she's too ashamed of her body".

>>39631668
fucking die soon pls

She is a fitness instructor of my gym. Petite, blonde and tanned. I met her training. Now she is preparing for bikini contest.
I always go for fit girls and they seem to like me.
Last gf was fitness obsessed too, platinum hair and hard muscles, but not big, great tan.
Sex is awesome and it's nice to have things in common.

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>>39631668
That's pretty sad. You should probably just end it. Your life, not the relationship.

>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

>>39631641
>showing nudes of one of my Girls
>cucking others
does compute, but you are right, this is the Internet and im getting cucked here every day.
I must go to the gym.

>>39621697
thank mr sketal

>>39622260
tough, tough situation

I recommend saying nothing but just be an example... particularly around food and drink. ALWAYS hold back on portions, a second beer, whatever. All of it. Don't say anything, just decline having more of anything. This will highlight that she's not cutting back in her naturally weight sensitive female mind.

>>39631440
People have such a skewed view of what is healthy.
Also, "its not offensive to make fun of skinny people but it's offensive to make fun of fat people."

>>39623262
I'd rather fuck myself than a landwhale.

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>>39631795
>>39632058
Kek does it upset you that a heroin addict has a better physique than you?
I'm sure we'll both be dead soon relax

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>>39631522
>She doesn't even bother to work lats

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>>39630226
If this isn´t bait then I actually look down upon you, how can you let a person walk all over you like that.

>>39621697
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>>39633385
bro im not even memeing. That's pretty fucking dangerous. maybe it will not fuck up your gains, i dont have a major in chemistry/pharmacy/whatever, but it WILL fuck with your brain, man. Take care of yourself. Dont be the slave of an inanimate object. It's pathetic.

>>39631440
iktf man. keep going, pay them no mind

>>39631522
>>39631574
>>39631601
>posting all these pictures of yourself and your girl
>you posing as if you have anything to show off
>likely that she's on juice too

lol fuck off dude

>>39631574
nice legs roidfag

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>>39630226
>pickled cupcake liner

>>39633385
Honest question.

What would be your rock bottom in regards to your heroin use?

>>39621373
I finally got my girlfriend to start exercising. She used to be a really good dancer until she quit after 19 years.
She used to be a model and was bulimic, but she wants to get better, so she finally decided to listen to me to get fit.
She ran/did yoga for the first time today. She'll be coming to the gym with me to lift over winter break.

GF
>5'5
>135lbs (She's cutting and counting calories)
>Plays semi high level euroball
>Squats 175x5
>Runs 10-20 miles per week
So around 7-9 workouts per week

>>39621697
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>>39631668
lol
i like it

>>39634667
whats her bodyfat

>>39621557
Angel?

>your gf

>>39621697
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>>39635458
Not sure about female bodyfat desu, but she's probably the equivelant to a male 15%. She's doing great at cutting, though so I'm very proud of her. I'll join her when football season is over.

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>>39621373

Uh...yeah...gf...hehe

Femanon here. A little preface

>Be me
>be 20.
>be 160-ish lbs at 5'7". Sort of chubby.
>Meet future lifter bf.
>Cardio until 135. Hate my body. Ask him for halp.
>start lifting
>gain muscle mass
>eat more, so unfortunately gain back fat as well.
>look bulky
>doing major cut right now and hypertrophy @~30% 1RM.

He says I don't need it, that if I want to improve it is up to me. I love him but he is not attracted to my ideal (someone like Alice Matoss), he prefers VS model fit (lean but not muscly.)

What do? Do I just let my gains and hypertrophy go to waste bc my bis/traps/quads/obliques are kind of big... :/ I mean, I'm hoping size will go down once I cut (you do lose muscle on a cut even with maintenance work), but I'm worried that I just will still look too muscular.

>>39621697
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>>39621373
Gracias señor esqueleto

>>39639067
EL OH EN DEE OH EN
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>>39621697
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>>39639067

>What do?

Build the kind of body that YOU think is most asthetic

Fuck you're so stupid. Body building is so you can mold the body of YOUR dreams not someone else's

kys

Also,

If you're not an anavar you LITTERALLY cannot gain enough muscle mass to be unnattractive so don't worry about it. Not after 10 years of training. NEVER.

fuck off lamo

>>39621536
shes a fatty timebomb. ESPECIALLY after that first kid

t. 31 y/o that has seen like 6 of his friends or friends' wives do exactly this.

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>>39621373
>tfw fitter than 95% of humanity yet uglier than 80%
>tfw can only attract fatties
>tfw despise fatties
>tfw alone because genuinely like being fit and doing fit people stuff and fatties just want to be fat and lazy and complain and feel sorry for themselves instead of trying to change

>>39621373
I met my ex when she was sort of chubby and it was borderline unacceptable, but she showed me lots of attention and I eventually fell for her. Then she got fit and broke up with me. Lesson learned: keep them chubby so they don't run away.

>>39621697
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>>39639559
>all that fedorasketti
ok easy faggot

>>39639067
hes right tho, alice matos is def on ladyroids. do your thing, get sexy as fuck and get a new dude if the current one is a fag and cant handle a chick that can fuck back.

shoo shoo chosen undead

>>39639656
surgery

>>39621697
dog damn it

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>>39621697
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>>39621373
About as fit as me, thought maybe a little bit less because I don't stretch my wrists as much as I stretch the rest of my body

>>39630075
is the sex good brah?

>>39639480
Shush troll. I'm here because am legit unsure whether I love my body enough to keep pursuing ultimate gains or sacrifice my work and stop pursuing it in favor of just being lean without definition (skelet0r) because of a guy I like. Adding: he likes Instawhore Selter's body but he does not like her attitude (lel when gf's >half naked body is everywhere. She is most likely cheating on you, sorry brehs. Too many dudes = too many opportunities for cock. I know am not super attractive (I have facial aesthetics and body proportions bc am 34DD-29-37) But I only get ladyboner for this dude because he is dominant and has been partner for 3 yrs now. :/

>>39641651
post pics and we will help you

>>39630226
Leave her. Or kill yourself. Faggot

>>39627832
What? Both extremes are bad, just look at OP's pic. That girl should be eating, not doing exercise for now.
The only difference is that there are very few anorexics while there are myriads of landwhales.

>>39630187
That's a pleb-tier vape. Also, I'm a powerlifter.

>>39621697
'thank mr skeltal'

>>39630226
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, have some self-respect and leave that bitch! I don't care what the voice inside your head says, you can do better and you deserve better. Do it soon because it won't get any easier with time and I guarantee you she won't be the one to pull that trigger.

>>39621432
not close

>>39621373
She is so skinny it's like she doesn't even exist.

>>39623356
Because they can't compete with men so they do all kind of weird exercises to create a special group where only women compete in.

>>39621965
You're gay and sound like a faggot

>>39621373
Why is it, that the most DYEL people always have the most expensive fitness brand clothes

>>39621373
dafuq is this shit???
put the stick insect down

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>>39621536
>thin
>ass
>doesnt compute
>are you trying to compensate something?

My gf doesnt go to the gym and refuses to no matter how often i ask her. Thinking about leaving her because she's so unmotivated.

>>39621697
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>>39621373
Is that fucking spider?

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39621373
who?

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>>39621373
>standing on a bosu ball to make stabilizing yourself harder
>completely negate it by using a smith machine
>using a bar pad when you're only using the bar
>hip thrusts with only the bar
>knees and hips are wobbly as fuck
>working out in sneakers

Why the fuck do these people spend so much money on useless trainers?

>207 posters
wew

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39621741
Kek

>>39621697
thanke mr sketal

>>39631601
>Roiding for this.
>Error 404 back and legs not found.

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39630075
London Bermondsey?

She was too lazy and undedicated to do a real lifting program so now she ocassionally does group exercises at the gym. Yes she's fat

>>39621697
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>>39622254
i don't get it

>>39621697
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>>39622254
gave me a quality chuckle, thanks m8
underrated post

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39645914
this

What's wrong with sneakers though? I've only ever lifted in Asics, are there specific lifting shoes I should have?

>>39621697
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>>39639622

Can confirm. Naturally thin girls who don't work out are fatties in waiting (weighting?)

>>39621697
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>>39621697
thank mr skeltal

My gf is pretty fit.

She's getting cosmetic surgery cause she thinks her face is ugly, which requires that she gain a bit of fqt so that they can transfer that to her cheeks but idk. She is 155lbs at 6', which really isn't fat. And given the difficulty she's having with even being that weight, it's pretty safe to say she'll never get fat fat. Which is comfy. Tbh I'd take a never fat 4/10 over a fat at 40 7/10 anyday. Esp if she can cook.

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39621373
I am 25,/fit/, I have graduated college and a well paying job as an engineer and I never had a girlfriend.

Nice try though, OP.

>>39621697
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>>39650028
>She's getting cosmetic surgery because her face is ugly
ftfy

>>39648185
She lives in south London but a different borough.

>>39641479
Yeah it is, I'd have trouble going back to a normal sized girl now.

>>39631668
Quit as soon as possible mate. Try to convince your gf aswell but if she fails and holds you back you'll have to dump her. Also if you fail and hold her back do her a favor and dump her to protect her from you.
I dont know in what stage of afdiction you are but heroin addiction ALWAYS ends bad no exception. You'll die, or hey poor, end up on the street, lose all your family, friends, gains, dignity etc.

I was an addict 1 year ago and now work with addicts twice a week. Guiding a group of junkies twice in the gym and work closely together with them to make goals in life and help them maintain a healthy, positive lifestyle.
It is hard to stop but it's not impossible. I have quite a high percentage of people who stay clean.
Just please consider it anon, i've seen what it does with people and what happens if you dont quit. It will get worse and when you are so far that you think it cant get worse it will still get worse.
Your gf is hot as fuck btw.

>>39621697
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>>39650973
what made you try heroine in first place?

>>39621697
Thank you Mr skeltal

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>>39630226
Is it weird that this actually turns me on? I mean it really sucks for you and you should definetly get out of this abusive relationship, but I'm gonna fap to this scenario rn brb.

>>39621697
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>>39621697
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>>39630226
>She keeps calling me Hercules and calls all the other women 'Hades' and threatens James Woods on twitter for 'trying to fuck my boyfriend' (he voiced Hades in the Hercules movie)

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>>39630226
>I eat her pussy even though it tastes like pickled cupcake liner
>She keeps calling me Hercules and calls all the other women 'Hades' and threatens James Woods on twitter for 'trying to fuck my boyfriend' (he voiced Hades in the Hercules movie)

ffs anon

>>39621373
disgusting

>>39631522
>Those claw hands

>>39631574
>Short girl
Enjoy you're manlet offspring

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>>39621536
This is an exact copy of another post

>>39621697
thanks mr skeltalk

Not very.
She has an existence deficiency

>>39621373
This woman looks like a strong gust of wind can break her in half.

>>39621697
thank mr skeletal

>>39621373
I want to fuck a skinny girl like her so badly