>skull crusher >skull not crushed

>>39621116
>burpees
>haven't even had the first sip

>Decline bench
>Do it anyway

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>>39621133
Can someone acknowledge my post? I haven't even heard it before.

>>39621116
>French press
>get shot

>chest flies
>chests don't fly

>>39621133
Underrated. You are truly living the meme, friendo.

>>39621116
>ass to grass
>indoor with padding

>deadlift
>still alive

>>39621116


>Good morning
>5pm

>>39621190
That can be easily arranged.

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>>39621190
Oh yeah? You sure?

>>39621135
lmao

>military press
>civilian

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>Can do a chinup
>Cant curl my bw

>bench press
>the bench doesn't move at all

>>39621116
>power clean
>still need to shower

>back extensions
>still a manlet

>bicycles
>stayed in the same place

>hack squats
>... actually does look like a hack doing them

>leg curls
>legs still straight

>dumbbell press
>actually pretty smart exercise

>locker room
>I will NOT

>curls
>hair is still straight

>rows
>wothout a boat

>cleans
>havent showered in 3 days

>>39621133
>>39621181
so autistic.

>pullover
>still not warm enough

>Locker room
>I don't even know her

>Chinup
>Still sad

>Pull day
>Still a virgin

>Preacher curls
>Don't even own a bible

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>lunges
>ids acdually bregfast :DD :DDD

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>>39621174
>French press
>Get French Fries

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>>39621426
I've always wondered about this, why is curling your own bw and doing a chin/push up not the same?

I hanging form one hand the same thing?

>Goblet Squat
>Do it with a dumbell

>>39621628
you use more back muscles doing a chin up

>clean and jerk
>still need to fap

>>39621133
kek

>>39621579

:DDD

>>39621624
>French press
>LATEST NEWS: FRANCE SURRENDERS

>miss protein window
>have my bf sneak some in through the back door

>pullovers
>my grandma never taught me how to knit sweaters

>cable crossovers
>still in the same dimension of the living

>>39621116
>incline bench
>do not feel inclined to do them

>stairmaster
>first time using machine

>preacher curls
>do not proselytise to others about this routine

>cable crossovers
>does not involve and episode of the Simpsons on Fox where Peter Griffin appears

>Treadmill
>does not grind down old tires

>leg press
>you actually use your feet to press

>>39621116

>do preacher curls
>i'm not jesus

>10 lbs medicine ball
>takes a very long time for this suppository pill to dissolve

>dips
>no chips

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>donkey calf raises
>donkey won't touch my legs

>>39621943
>quips

>hammer curls
>hammer not included

>roman chair
>Sentence passers-bys to 50 extra reps for forgetting to Hail their Caesar

>>39621813
> Cable crossovers
> No cybernetic virus

>PT tells me to clean the bar
>wipe it down with soapy water and bleach, then dry it off

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>clean and jerk

>skip leg day
>skipping really burns the legs

>>39621694
Le kek monsieur

>triceps pushdowns
>what is happening?

>>39621341
dafuq?

>>39621190
lmao

>landmine press
>pay 3rd worlder kids to run around on the spot before I start

>pistol squat
>own a rifle

>pistol squat
>live in UK

>calf raise
>I'm not a fitting mother for this baby cow

>>39621190
>deadlift
>dead inside

>>39622399
kek

>>39622411
hey, that worked out nice for you.

>do hot yoga
>almost turn into a Sausage Zyzzle

>incline to failure
>story of my life

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>>39622634
noice

>>39621133
fucker

>trap bar
>no homo

>star jumps
>I only have 60 followers on IG

>EZ bar curls
>still pretty difficult

>farmer's walk before calf raises
>actually an accountant

>stiff legged deadlift
>no rigor mortis

>>39621135
Underrated

>>39621341
he didn't lift so good

>>39621219
personal favorite right here

> calf raises
> calves are in same spot

>muscle up
>still dyel

>pull ups
>can't pull myself up out of this crippling depression

>deficite DL
>have to stand on something

>good mornings
>it's never a good morning

>>39621426
You're jumping into it aren't you

>squats
>I'm not even a slav

>clean and jerk
>jerk then clean

>preacher curls
>I am an atheist

>Nailed a snatch
>Still a kissless virgin

>dragon flag
>wyvern

>barbell flys
>cant even get them off the ground

>bear crawl
>I am not gay

>>39623213
>calf raises
>legs don't get paid anymore than they did before

>skater squats
>cant even do an Ollie

>alligator drags
>I am a crocodile

>pistol squats
>only brought my .50cal

>tricep extensions
>I actually have tyrannosorous rex arms

>Bulgarian Squat
>not a slav

>free weights
>have to pay to use them

>bisexual
>always leave before paying

>ham raises
>not a pig farmer

>>39621529
Lmao

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>>39622268
Ayy

>protein shake
>stir it

>>39621133

well done, probably the only new OC pun in a very tired thread idea

>>39623919
HE RIPPED IT OFF FROM MY POST IN THE ONE LAST NIGHT THE FGT

>>39621133
Best one

>iron cross
>deus vult

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>zercher squat
>don't even know what I'm looking for

>>39621341
lol just inhale sharply and try and move your eyes and neck you won't pass out

>>39624789
lold

>>39621628
I'm sure this is bait so i'm not gonna bite.

>>39621341
"His brain had long since stopped, but his body would not be denied, he lifted, and when his body was satisfied, it allowed him the peace of death."

>Push ups
> You're actually pushing down

>French press
> where do I put the coffee beans

>>39621116
>Deadlift
>No Lazarus

>>39623704
Sickening Striations

>>39624302

Imagine how the first guy who made the great ylyl thread ORM joke feels

>>39621434
TOPKEK

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>>39621133
18/18

>>39621341
Jesus Christ take a fucking knee if you're woozy. Definitely concussed after hitting his head on the fall.

>>39621135
underrated as fuck dude lmao.
best oc in a while

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>>39624743

>>39621116
>butterfly
>still human

>>39628554
lmao. this one got me

>>39621116
>hammer curls
>using dumbbells instead

>>39621135
Clever

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>single leg deadlift
>gets doubles.

>>39628602
fucking lol

>>39621116
>rows
>actually a tulip

>>39628694
funny.

>>39621116
>negative reps
>still do them

>muscle ups
>muscles actuallly go up

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>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf

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>>39621133
I'll sip to that.

>Arnold press
>still Jimmy

>Overhead Press
>No news reporters above me

>isolation curls
>with my gym buddy

>adjustable racks
>kicked out for groping the cardio bunnies

>>39623089
how new are you?

>>39621628
this is bait and it still makes me mad
you fucking retard

>several scoops
>Pulitzer but no gains

>Set of dips
>Cam'ron nowhere in sight

> incline bench
> it's a slide

>taking two scoops erryday
>actually not eating scoops

>Arnold press
>doesn't look like anything to me

\W/

>>39621579
bretty gudd :DDD

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>>39626177

>>39626177
Lmao. Good shit famalam

>>39622399
superb

>>39621133
>goblet squats
>sip from goblet between sets

>>39621426
You use a significant amount of back to do a chinup/pullup.


>>39621628

>>39621174
Now this one's underrated

>>39623273
underrated af lol.

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> Chin ups
> still sad

>>39623315

this one is hilarious

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>EZ bar curl
>not easy

>>39635713
Bruh...

>>39635713
>not CRTL-Fing the joke to check if it was already made

>elliptical
>legs move in a circular motion

>>39628602
KEK

>military press
>still a civilian

>>39636042
>commando pullup
>best done while wearing underwear

>arnold press
>the pirate said he did it

>biceps curls
>my arms dont even have hair