>>39615778
>>39615778
First sip is a boring meme. One of the worst /fit/ has propagated. Never thought I'd say it, but I miss bane posting
First for sip meme
>>39615808
Nice.
Looks like we got ourselves a SIP THREAD boys.
Home gym anon, kingdom hearts anon, seat sniffing anon getting banned from gym. No first sip tho, some /r9k/ autist spams shitty forced memes
>>39615778
This will be the year I finally become a meme boys, I'm gonna do it
>patient was observed putting discs on a steel bar and touching his chest 5 times with it, while laying on a bench.
>after this, he keeps adding more discs and repeats the procedure.
>he then tries to sit on an imaginary chair, with the bar resting on his shoulders.
>again, adding more discs and repeating exactly 5 times.
>finally he performed, what he calls the "death", where he lifts the bar off the floor and shouts "light weight baby" even though he has close to two hundred pounds on it.
>after the session, he had forgotten something from his bag and kept nerveously repeating "four scoops c'mon" while asking the staff for milk.
>in the interview, he lists the above described activity as a hobby, and refers to it as making "it".
>other intrests are "asian basket weaving forums" and counting calories.
>fixation with numbers and abbreviations continue with "natty 165 12% tfw 5'10 7/10" written in the describe yourself- section and "405dl and THICC qt 3,14 gf" as life goals.
>in the rorschach test, "Scooby", "Rippletits", and "Manlet" appears frequently.
>often mentiones leaving humanity behind, but offers no explanation other than telling he wants to be rich and play the piano.
>seems attracted to the male body, but when confronted, he stutters and denies homosexuality.
>instead, states not having masturbated in four weeks to increase, presumably, some test scores.
>my diagnosis is severe autism and paranoia.
This or other clueless doctor memes
>>39615778
There's that faggot who keeps making the "parents are gains goblins" threads.
And the fatass who keeps eating entire tubs of peanut butter.
dont know
>>39615778
>Zyzz passes you weight of five dumbell
>Looks you into eyes
>"Your welcome"
>>39615827
>the kingdom hearts anon
Thank jesus
>FACE FRAME HEIGHT
>BREHS/THICC
>that first sip
>tfw binge ate two tubs of peanut butter
>shocked_doctor.jpeg
>tfw to intelligent to lift
>built_chloe.jpeg
That's all I can think of
This guy
>>39615894
this except reddits first sip
>>39615894
>parents are gains goblin s
>>39615894
Is she natty?
>>39615895
Oh lord my sides
>>39615778
The guy who tried to lift "his bodyweight" on his first day in the gym. Was that this year?
Maybe include that guy who recently made a spreadsheet detailing what a group of girls ate during a bus trip.
>>39615988
That was some funny shit.
>1 grape
>NO FUCKING SIPS
>elgin deserves a shout-out, even tough he's been a prick lately
>manlet tunnel + coin operated plate dispensers
>chloe moretz + disgusted pepe
>manlet cutoff inflation
some oldies:
>75 cigarettes a day guy
>mike patton in diapers
>>39615778
chloe
>>39615961
Thats been done, must have been last year
>a kilo of osmium is 30lbs.
>36 egg whites and a multivitamin
>>39616018
>chloe moretz + disgusted pepe
that's pablo you pleb
>lui marco on the dailyyyyy baby please.
>>39615988
Uwot. Link?
>>39616033
potato, pajeeto.
>tfw you forget to buy tokens to unlock the barbell
>>39616057
nobody can be *THIS* new
>>39616033
Someone say disgusted Pablo + Chloe?
>>39616073
fuck off you triggered autist.
>>39616080
>that tattoo
fucking lost it m8
>>39616080
>he doesn't know of Pablo's cousin, Paul
>>39616095
back to whatever r/ you came from faggot
>>39616104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9cms971Fxc
> 36 eggs and a multivitamin
>>39615895
Oh hey I remember that! I didn't know anyone had screencapped it. That was a funny thread.
i havent seen
"hey scoobs im buff" in a sir comic
>>39615803
explain this meme to me
>>39615988
God that was golden. Not as autistic as everyone said though. Of my phone was dead or something I don't think observing surroundings out of boredom is autistic.
>>39616179
he counted the amount of grapes they at tho and recorded it
sounds pretty autistic to me
but fuck was it funny
CHAD eats PIZZA
>>39616208
That is true. It was more than just "huh, those girls are eating a lot of junk food" it was "I'm going to open a spreadsheet and detail exactly what all of them ate"
>>39616176
can someone photoshop this to have sips
>paying for pl8s, the squat rack, etc.
>>39616251
It looks like she needs to cut it out with all those sweets
>>39616263
god kek
the one where the guy bought his own rack and punched it through the roof and put it so close to the wall the bar wouldn't fit.
>>39615895
Top unfunny bait though.
Not even trying to get realistic about it, low effort shitposting.
>>39616251
I want to fucking kill her.
on top of Chloe and sips and tubs of peanut butter, we should include
>my boi Hemingway
>>39616331
Oh shit, niggas forgot about our boiiii.
>CHAD HEIGHT FACE FRAME
>Moretz
>Big Lenny/chocolate golem
>Janoy
>Bloho
>Piana divorce (and some other BBTD references)
>Connor Murphy being an autist
>that 7th 15kg tub of PB of the hour
>The Skin larvae guy
>>39615935
>>39616024
>>39616033
>>39616073
>>39616080
>>39616104
I need more pictures of this Goddess!
The Verb diet
Anyone got a screencap of that guy with his autistic food spreadsheets? It was like last week
>>39616355
>a few millimiters
Thats like 2 centimeters
plate dispensers
>>39615804
bane is still a big meme
>>39616413
shitskin hindu cope
>>39615808
>>39615778
will start GOMAD on sips next year
>>39616361
Oh god, Fuck you I Almost forgot.
>That guy doing SIPS between sips of water, between jars of peanut butter, between wearing basketball shorts, between smoking 75 cigarettes a rep, between watching CHAD fuck PIZZA, between putting coins in the plate dispenser, between 4plt license renewals, between riding the manlet train trough the manlet tunnel, between writing IsleyXTrappy fan-fiction, between ignoring /fit/ and waiting three days to see a doctor for rampant rhabdo after first gym visit, between making fatty-factor spreadsheet, between extinguishing the lives of 13.140 chicken fetuses a year and gaining approval from Mammon The-Child-Eater, between loading ammo in the jungle, between mocking bostin loyds penis, between seeing goobys penor trough skin-tight sailor outfit on gay cruise (and still not being sure whether he is gay,) between being an 19 year old girl that is inexplicably turning into Bane in front of a horrified valet, between asking himself whether Patton or The Iron Extortionist pulled the piss-stained-tighty-whites look off better, between making threads about himself everyday only to answer everyone within 5 minutes with "oh, do i trigger you?" between mistaking Jack LaLane for a myriad of other old fitness gurus, between donating gains to starving african orphans, between leaving matrimony behind, between betweens.
>>39616425
For you
>>39615895
I am there lmao
>>39616428
>Gallon Of Sips A Day = MOSAD
>coincidence?
>Illuminati/x-files-music.mp3
>>39616251
whats up with the lines on her arms?
>>39616547
she tried to cram the sips directly into her veins, which would have been fine - but she used counterfeit Chinese-bathtub sips and got allergic reactions.
>>39616381
>>39615839
This shit was hillarious, definitely one of the best this year
>>39615895
he clearly meant a kg of osmium costs 30lbs, as in british money you fucking retards
>>39616609
>>39615867
KINGDOM KEK
>>39616404
>>39616251
k
Does no one remember Clyde the Guardian of Gains?
>>39615848
But... locking out is bad for your joints
>>39616754
Yes, if you never locked out and then suddenly started. As long as you control the weight and have decent tempo (and don't suffer from arthritis) it won't do any damage.
>>39616361
I think I missed this one
>>39615778
>>39615778
>>39615778
>>39615778
MAKE AMERICA SWOLE AGAIN
>>39616355
The whole face is different
Even the neck is thicker
>>39616713
that thread was retarded
>>39615894
> built chloe
Oh my fuck yes
I'd also suggest a racist frog, but I know that's more of a /pol/ meme.
>>39616242
What a crock of shit
>ironic marketing is not marketing
Fuck off
>>39616361
>Skin larvae guy
Whats this one?
The day manlets learned
>>39616024
>>39615778
>Jimmy Nu-tron
>>39616527
Gallon of monster a day = GOMAD, Dumdum.
>>39616381
>>39616024
the guy that made this is such a fucking autist
he's pretty funny though
>>39616073
DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>>39616713
That was obviously made up. To be fair most stories on here probably are, but they at least keep it down enough for you to suspend disbelief. That guy clearly just made up something he thought would be screencapped for a /fit/ humor thread.
>>39616018
Chloe moretz and pablo is a /tv/ meme
Manlet cutoff inflation jokes have been happening for years
>>39616251
still a cut above the rest.
>>39616998
Don't do this, anon
P L A T E D I S P E N S E R S
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>>39616918
>>39616783
footnotes:
>talking about how no one wipes down equipment
>guy with scabbies goes to gym against docs orders
>he doesn't wipe down equipment
>they can live on surfaces for days
I will never not wipe equipment down again
>36 EGG WHITES
Plate degradation
Activated almonds
OHP in squat rack
Feeding babies creatine and proton powder
Confused doctors
>>39616988
I've made a few of them but the other anon is GOAT in making her swole
That guy who got banned from the gym because he had some parasites crawling under his skin
>tfw plate dispenser doesnt accept credit cards
>>39615839
KEK
>>39615778
>mfw he counts the bar
>>39616932
>>39616547
she has ASS (attention seeking syndrom)
>>39617273
The "what i eat every day activated almonds meme"
chloe is originally a /tv/ meme
should it be allowed? always assumed sir used organic /fit/ memes
>>39615778
Sips
Accidentally binge ate pb
Chloe & pablo
Too intelligent to lift
That guy who wears basketball shorts
Squat rack ashtray
Plate dispenser
Lifting license
CHAD is eating PIZZA
face height frame
>>39615895
haha, i made that screen cap
the guy kept trying to justify himself, then acted as if he was only "pretending" to be retarded, then i caught him asking in /SCI to see if he was right
LOL
>2 FREE INVISIBLE WATERMELONS
this never fails to make me laugh
i used to have this, it wasnt much i know but some girls dig it, now it has all been lost to the fat, i fucking need to cut
>>39616739
Kek, I remember that
>4 SCOOPS C'MON
>the piss lord
Bigger by the day-tons of material here
Chloe and pablo
Sip of the day
CHAD eats PIZZA
anything about jason blaha
General crossfit hate
>>39618689
the battle of janoy and piana
>>39616918
>>39617214
some guy had scabbies and got banned from gym and tried to justify being infected and infecting the gym
>>39618774
id still hit it
>>39616381
Photoshop pablo on one of the heads of the bench
>>39618792
its you who'd be getting hit
>>39615839
>Rich and play the piano
Fucking hell my sides
>>39616073
DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>THE ANTS ARE BACK
>>39616024
Posting original
>>39618892
Being shitposting king seems pretty cozy life desu
>>39616018
>mike patton in diapers
w-wut?
kingdom heartlet, sips, thick bitches, CHAD eats PIZZA while you X, peanut butter binge, that girl who looks like a fridge, too X to lift, manlet threads, Piano divorce and cancer, plate dispenser / squat ashtray type of stuff, basketball shorts, weighted dips, that guy who ate nothing but egg whites and multivitamins, and probably something feels related
You're a faggot if you don't include Trump
>>39619082
>Perhaps the heaviest thing we lift is not our weights, but our feels
Or however it went.
>>39615778
>hich memes should get included this year?
SS
/thread
>>39619082
Thank you for reminding me of egg whites guy. Fuck, that was funny.
>>39618460
anyone got the source for the binge eating peanut butter? i missed that thread
>>39619218
check catalog on any given day
>>39615895
Reminded me of this:
https://youtu.be/uH0hikcwjIA
>>39619082
Anyone have an image of kingdom heartlet? Haven't seen this meme yet.
>>39619252
nvm, found it.
>>39619252
The freshest meme is best meme
>>39618330
Chloe is 2swole for a single board. /tv/ could only contain 1/2 of her lats
>>39619447
>>39619282
>>39616754
No it's not. Hyperextending your joints under heavy load can be though.
>>39619218
The same guy posts it literally every single day. It's honestly my favorite thread on /fit/ right now. The perseverance is incredible, considering it typically caps out at like 7 replies. Truly inspiring.
>>39616073
DAMN, CHLOE MORTEZ LOOKS LiKE *THAT*??
>>39615813
top kek m8
>>39616024
agreed and i barely understand the meme
>>39615804
>>39619942
This is not important, but she was worshipped by cunnyfags (resident /tv/ pedos) when she was young but when she fell for the foundation strength meme their reaction to her transformation in less than a year was priceless.
There was literally one anon who bought her used underwear from a movie.
>>39615778
This is my first new year's at a gym
I'm fucking terrified
>>39615778
That thread where the guy showed his folder containing all the Jimmy Nu-tron photos
lurking
>>39615839
the "death".... my sides died
>>39615778
something abstract like a graphic drawing of megsquats getting DP'd by mark bell and alan thrall
but please use the 36 egg whites + multivitamin
>>39619548
It's not the same guy. But yeah, one of them is one of the funniest anons we've got around here.
>>39619951
Sips is MOTY. Chloe was great but it's barely developed in the last two months. Sips gets better and weirder literally every week at this point.
>>39620219
(Exhibit B)
>>39619447
That phrase might be the single greatest cover up gag for autism.
I think Cheekie should be in it or at least one of the autists
>>39615778
Easily the concerned doctor gags
>HOW many scoops?
>>39616076
why
>>39615895
I remember that thread, I went to sleep after the first several posts. Didn't realize it became a meme machine
LONDON should be included, it was left out last year
>>39616251
>euroshopper
Wat ben je, 13?
pl8 dispenser and tipping the person at the front, maybe a "is this natty" meme somehow incorporated
>>39615778
barbell spear
nunchucks
What about the >decline bench >do it anyway
And the breakfast one
The department of natty gains is my favourite meme but there's so much rich lore and worldbuilding involved that it would be hard to get it all into one strip
>>39621045
>2016
>not using the superior weapon
>>39620097
OWWWWWW YIS! was afraid this year wouldnt have new year comic
>>39621045
>barbell spear
Convince me a barbell is not the perfect zombie scenario weapon, its long , it will never break, its easy to use and doesnt need maintenance.
Shit I left /fit/ for a year and now I'm behind with the memes.
>>39621161
Missed this one, and it sounds too good to pass up. Give me details. Pls.
>>39615839
>>he then tries to sit on an imaginary chair, with the bar resting on his shoulders.
this made my day.
>>39619011
Tightey Whiteys that look like diapers.
>>39617214
jesus does anyone has screenshot of the thread?
>>39621240
>barbell spear
this, also bowflex ballista
trappy bats and cheekie lifting weights and desperately trying to join /fit/ club, in the club they just meme and argue and don't actually lift and tell them to go away
>>39619011
old meme
Cheekie Chan
Barbell Spear
Egg whites and a multivitamin
That guy who calculated that bags of flour are the cheapest source of protein
Plate Dispensers
Lifting License
Peanut Butter
Too Intelligent to Lift
H-how Many Scoops?
>>39621327
>a meme from the old world
>of times forgotten and civilisations lost
>>39616076
Hahaha. I remember this fucking thread.
>>39615894
god your meme taste is shit.
>>39616735
Godbless Anon
Have a high test liberal qt3.14
>>39616076
This is the best thing of the year by far. I can't remember crying with laughter in a thread before.
>>39620097
I-I just w-wanted to say your new years comics are something I look forward to every year (n-no homo)
I know it's not a fresh new meme but disdain for plebs would be a great last pane face.
Also include something about rich piano slapping Jason Genova pls
add this Anons
>>39616073
Damn, Chloe moretz looks like that??
>>39621240
against one zombie, sure you might survive. but against multiple, you'd def get tired after a few swings. and if there are too many, you're not gonna have enough room to swing at a strong enough velocity!
What does /fit/ think of the buff dudes?
>>39620097
shit i just sent you an ask to see if you saw this thread, but you were already here. truly i am a fool.
>>39616073
DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
in this thread
That anon that did gomad without eating and wondering why his shit was liquid
Fuck you all
Chloe is qt and will be my gf
>>39615895
holy shit im in a meme
2016 has been the best year of my life
>>39615988
Yes please that was a recent one but still add it
>>39619447
My fucking sides
>>39619447
was in the thread yesterday. God tier kek
>>39616073
DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>>39619447
>tfw you're this anon
>tfw for called banana boy today at the gym
Thinking about changing gyms
>>39620097
hey you're one of my favorite online personalities thanks
>>39615839
>"to be rich and play the piano"
hahhaha holy fuck that got me hard
>>39620097
y-you too
>>39618903
i missed this T B H
>>39622113
You need to buy bunch of those ridiculous monkey tops another anon had and exclusively wear them at the gym. Possibly also get one of those banana holders and bring a banana to snack on while lifting.
>>39622209
That would actually be funny. Plus I won't get made fun of if I make a joke of it... r-right?
>That one thread about that guy making a spreadsheet about what women ate/talked about food on the train
>>39615778
>>39615848
>>39616027
These are great lmao.
>>39622113
Time to incorporate fruit flies into your routine, m8
>>39620020
Same mane. January is going to be a wild ride.
>>39615867
I feel sorry for that guy, he had completel normal looking shoes, I think they look good
>>39622262
Exactly
No-singles policy or plate dispenser
>ctrl+f
>No mention of "that went bananas"
I'm disappointed really.
>>39622581
there was the screencap
>>39615895
>tfw too poor for osmium plates
>>39622581
because someone posted a screen-cap you fucking dip.
>>39622805
well that went bananas
>>39622262
If it makes it to a sir comic you'll be famous, you got that going for ya.
Pls include 2x8
>>39616073
>DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
Does anyone have the screenshot of the guy who had over 130 pictures of the nu-male dude who gets posted around a lot? I didn't stick around in that thread yesterday
Scabies champion of Nurgle
>>39621240
>Not 3 plates and a clip at one end for a barbell maul
DYEL?
>>39623668
The thread is still up it was on the front page not too long ago
>>39622375
Kek
Can someone bump all of SIR's /fit/ new year comics?
>Chloe and Pablo
>something about THICC girls (BREH!)
>at least two Pianas (5 scoops COME ON)
>Kelli Jean Drinkwater
>>39621179
this
>>39620178
this
>>39619447
and this
>coin operated squat rack
Gym bully stories: Big P. Saga
>>39616263
that was a sharp remark
>>39624319
can someone give me some context to this?
>>39624608
its from a casting show trying to find the successor of harambe.
>>39624608
https://youtu.be/Jv15q19fqQA?t=4m42s
Watch with subtitles
>>39615827
what's this first sip? I actually never heard of it
>>39616076
Please for the love of god tell me someone has the screen cap for this
Also, if possible, does anyo e have the kingdom hearts shoes full screen cap? If its in this thread and I missed it I apologize
>>39625116
Is this the first thread you've ever opened on fit for the last few months?
>>39619282
Kingdom Heartlet seriously needs to be in the comic.
>>39616893
"ironic" is not the same thing as "satirical"
Welcome to 4chan, by the way. Satirical shilling is nothing new.
>>39616259
this.
>nobody else has to deal with the pl8 dispenser jamming but me
>>39625167
I've been here often but I usually don't read the /fit/ related threads
>>39615778
Why the blood in ladies locker room?
>>39617209
HOW DID YOU NOT GET SPAM FILTER
>>39621045
>>39625216
This is funnier than I think you realize.
>>39621317
I should have taken it. I remember that shit from a few weeks ago.
>>39625228
Underage b&
It was earlier in the year but I suppose pacha deserves an honorable mention
>>39625228
What are you, 10, 11 years old?
>>39615778
>Call gym to reserve a bench
>They're all taken
OK so no meme, no joke, no referenser to anything - just menstruation? (OT emo girls cutting themselves) That's random and boring and weird. I don't believe it.
>>39621179
The retard strength one
>>39625464
>>39625473
nice samefagging
>>39625501
You don't know what samefagging means.
>>39625464
>>39625473
Thanks!
That's the most (you)'s I've ever gotten and forgot to save it.
I think I counted over 230 before it 404'd
>>39625591
you too
>>39625673
it's not even funny
just another variant of the overused "OPs rep max lol"
definely samefags
>>39615778
basketball short fashion
>>39625234
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>>39625501
I was in that thread, at the very least there were two of us
>>39615778
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>>39625710
lol you must be that faggot who was asking the question
>>39625710
>definely samefags
Yeah if only the site told you stats about the thread like replies, images, POSTERS and page
Fucking jelly (you)let. Enjoy this one, my dude
>>39625782
I'm not. I just don't have autism level humor
>>39615839
Top kek, nigga!
>>39625800
well /fit/ is just another aspie central so maybe you guys could have the benefit of the doubt after all
>>39625809
>I just don't have autism level humor
Please leave
>>39625809
>I just don't have autism level humor
>gets mad when people likes what he doesn't like
>mfw
>>39615778
Needs a tip jar on the counter
>>39625832
No.
>>39625748
hahaha
>>39615778
michelle obama's traps
BIGGER BY THE DAY.
Right babe?
>>39625835
>tfw to intelligent to be in a comic
>>39620097
leak rick and morty you joocy pug
>Skull crushers
>Skull not actually crushed
>Free weights
>Costs money
Missing this one
>>39625899
>mfw imagining how salty you will be when it makes it in the yearly comic because you're very autistic
>Precision grape counting
Should just be a jar with a bunch of grapes with some guy trying to guess how many there are, he's holding a tablet with a spreadsheet open, it would be subtle and funny as fuck. Please do this, if you're the new year anon reading this.
>>39625933
>mfw that post
>>39625999
WITNESSED
>>39615778
Punching kangaroos
Its the new crossfit
I think it was this year, but some op was posting fit humor thread or whatever and some anon was like
>If i wanted humour I'd ask for your 1 rep max
Wew lad i actually can't remember the maymays. Aside from the sip one which i liked. The Chloe one is stupid. Kingdom heartlet was good. How about that autistic anon that said he couldn't attract any bitches so he purposely repaired then with a monkey tank, pic related. Dam sun i think we've converted all the good maymays
>>39626169
>Wew lad
you have to go back
medical subject
skittles guy
>>39626169
overt regulation of lifting gets me every time. what can i say? plate renting machines, gains licenses, well done.
Guy training to suck his own dick
guy who masturbated in the middle of the gym
Guy sniffing a bike seat
>>39626380
and part 2
>>39626100
I feel bad for the kangaroo.
>>39626409
if a kangaroo was beating up my dog i'd do the same fuck them
>>39626421
Yea, I know, but I still fell bad for him, he looked afraid af at the end looking at the dogs and at the guy.
>>39626481
He wasn't afraid you autist he was sizing up his options, that roo was gonna throw down and realized he was 3-1
>>39616027
Fuck first time I got the guy doing pulldowns on the treadmill, lol.
>>39616076
This is definitely essential /fit/ material.
>>39620097
Please include being bright shiny and chrome some how.
Member that superdude anon?
>>39616152
THIS
>>39626513
Explain please
>>39616932
So needs pedros face on za warudo
>tfw too intelligent to lift
>>39626849
more like too autistic to lift
Just be yourself brah
>>39626988
>>39616527
Gallon Of Sips A Day= GOSAD
You mouthbreathing retard
>>39615778
>>39620097
The biggest thing to happen to /fit/ in 2016: trappy-chan coaching anons for half the year, then getting doxxed and leaving for the other half, only to return at the end of the year when we thought all hope was lost.
Trappy is gonna be remembered in the same tier as Zyzz and Scooby in /fit/'s history.
>>39616076
Post >>37026303 for anyone that's interested.
>>39627334
>leaving for the other half
What
>>39615778
>>39620097
time to bust out the big guns
I lost the image of the anon having to use the shitty forge and having the plates and bar come out unbalanced even though he took forever on them because all the good anvils were already taken.
also the gains police
>what's wrong officer, am I being degained?
plus Chloe and Pablo, CHAD and PIZZA and the kingdom heartlet are all I'm asking for this year. Thanks SIR you're an inspiration, seriously.
>>39615778
Include some idiot claiming he can fight Connor McGregor