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Gyno

Nose- it won't be surgery, just injections to make it perfectly straight
Boob augmention- also not surgery just injections that unsag your tits (this leaves a scar but worth it)

>>39615257
Yes
I want to upgrade my dick so i can fuck your mom through the internet OP

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hair transplant...

>>39615727
>You see this hair? It used to be on my ass and now its on my head because science!

>>39615308
don't you need to go back every 6 months or so for injections? or do they have permanent ones nowadays

i want a slight change in my nose that's permanent but don't wanna go through the whole surgery process

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>>39615257
potentially a dick implant

because i WANT TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY GET FULL, TIMELY ERECTIONS LIKE A GOD DAMN NORMAL PERSON HOLY FUCK I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME

Gonna get rid of my gynecomastia in a couple of months.

rhinoplasty to fix wide dorsal bridge. otherwise im good

>>39615257
Chin implant is all I want.

>>39615735
is this actually jow hair transplant works? lmao

Yes.

I'm slated for four different times next year to have what is essentially my entire body changed.

I wanna be attractive too, desu senpai.

I was once 365 lbs, so hopefully excess skin removal will happen at some point.

I ain't no disgusting Asian.

>>39615727
But probably this, though.

>>39615257
I might look to fix my deviated septim one day. It's not that noticeable, but if I inhale really hard the right nostril will collapse. Nothing else though, because at least what I want done would help my breathing.

>>39615257
lefort 3

>>39620414
how much?

>>39620457
£9500

I got a genioplasty and my lower jaw moved forward because I was a chinlet

>>39620481
how much also where?

>>39620509

UK and free on NHS

>>39620521
wtf how did u get nhs to pay fpr that>

>>39620524

Got referred to a local university dental hospital by my dentist.

>>39615257

plastic surgery is kinda like buying a new bmw on credit when all you need is a car that takes you from point A to B


>tfw parents didn't buy me a bmw for birth

>>39620414

kek nice bait

>>39620680

one of the worst analogies i've ever heard

circumcision some time next year.

>>39615726
This

>>39616328
they use donors from cadavers

so if you see someone crossing the road in front of you with good hair, run the over and pop a donor card in their pocket

corrective jaw surgery to fix my huge overbite
surgeon offered to do it in a public hospital for free(which is insanely rare here, pretty much only happens with family connections and such, but its not, and would save me around 50k+ down the track),
but i'd still need Orthodontic bracers for 9 months prior which wouldn't be free, and i'm a student right now so i just gotta hope that dads happy with fronting the bill and me paying him back tripple later.
though im sure theres a decent chance ill just be told to fuck off..

>Do you plan on getting any plastic surgery?
No, because then I'd lose my high ground when making fun of everyone else who does get it, tee hee.

>>39622630
>not getting plastic surgery
>not crusading against plastic surgery anyway

???

Breast lift. My breasts are naturally saggy and make me want to kill myself.
Not sure whether I want to go for a reduction or enlargement, either.

>>39622837
If you're tall, go big. If you're small go small. It's all about proportion

>getting a plastic surgery
>still lonely virgin
you got memed kids

FFS
Breast augmentation

>>39615735
>>39616328
>>39621140
>cadavers

not sure if trolling, in case not, they get hair from the back on your head where pretty much no man experiences balding and is prime

>>39615257
fuck no im awesome

>>39623362
sure you are kid

Would love to get a nose job but that would be expensive. I have other things to worry about, even if I will be wearing this Jew nose while I'm doing it

what would it look like if someone who already has a decent jawline already got chin and jaw implants?

>>39615257
I want to get my acne scars removed on me face. I like em on my shoulders, because they give me a rugged look.

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area under my eyes is dark i look like a junkie mane

>>39623683
>they give me a rugged look.
they give you the roid look

>>39622941
I'm 5'4. Is that small?

>>39623848
That's LONDON levels of small

>>39615257
Pseudogyno removal.

Not so expensive here luckily

>>39620548
my taxes paid for that you cunt

Do not worry they went to a good cause

>>39615257
got my boobs done cause they were just terrible in every way before. really lost genetic lottery there by having a congenital deformity. ive been considering doing my nose with finesse rhinoplasty so its not extreme difference but thats probably only if i had lots of excess money to spend

>>39623848
That's average. Be very careful with breast surgery. Even reductions and lifts can look terrifying.

>>39620373
That's ENT not plastic m8

>>39625803
my taxes paid for you beign born

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>>39623423
uncanny valley territory jaw