How did dilbert man do it?

>>39610916

Who is he with?

He is soothsayer of meme magic, an entity through which kek deemed a suitable proxy to enlighten us.

tl;dr dat confidence mang

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It's a mystery anon.

>>39610916
She looks like she's about to cry

>>39611811
Kristina Basham I think

>>39613060
https://twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/784087963546320896

>>39614148
facial expressions like a puppet, wouldnt bang.

rich, successful, probably funny and cool to be around. the guy has made it. there are very few guys like that in the world, but there's an endless supply of pretty women.

>>39611818
>^

holy fuck. The daddy issues on her must be otherworldy

>>39614185
kek kek yeah me either, my standards are way too high, thats why im here on a website for losers talking about a comic strip author sitting on a couch

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>>39611818
>dat pic
>It's a mystery anon

>the dilbert guy is creaming in young sluts
This makes the comics a little less relatable.

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>>39610916
By being redpilled to high hell

>>39610916
Persuasion. That and money. Lots of fucking money.

This is not fitness related. Fuck off back to /pol/

>>39614457
Daddy's dead. There you have it.