How do get thicc gf, /fit/?
>>39609107
just b urself
How do I get a short haired qt gf?
If only we knew
>>39609107
>How do get thicc gf, /fit/?
Boy did you come to a place.
>>39609109
I don't think they'd want a self-loathing asshole
>>39609111
>acquire normal hair gf
>cut hair
stay away from preshort hair girls cause its a massive redflag.
The posts above perfectly describe every type of /fit/ poster.
>>39609131
THIS
>>39609131
holy shit this is right
>>39609131
I don't know man. My ex had short hair from the get go and she was perfectly fine.
Also, how do you convince normal hair gf to go short?
>>39609131
>my nigga
Are you my grandma? she gave me the same sage advice 10 years ago.
>>39609178
Tell her she has a nice neck and symetrical jaw. That should do it.
>>39609178
>My ex had short hair from the get go and she was perfectly fine.
So what's wrong with you then?
>>39609187
Is that what makes short hair look good? What about ears?
>>39609107
sauce on this chick please, what a fucking body!
>>39609201
Taking her for granted ;_;
>>39609213
Still no advice on getting fit, qt3.14 gf?
No?
Ok...
>>39609213
if she isn't willing to work on the relationship then she can go fuck herself. unless it was a trend of taking her for granted (i.e. you've let it slip like 5 times and she kept expecting you to change). cant stand people who give up so easily. yes i had a similar experience.
>>39609123
then lie until you forget your real self
>>39609337
should have said gave you second chances rather than kept expecting you to change
>>39609337
fuck this hit me right in the feels.
dealing with a breakup after me slipping up a few times and her expecting me to change. she didnt give up "easy" but i definitely fucked up and took her for granted
what do?
>>39609131
Nah not really
>>39609375
Learn from your mistakes and move on.
>>39609375
Stop checking her fb or any other social media. You fucked up but learn from it and get good.
>>39609107
Sarah is best WW model
>>39609344
This, it's the only way.
>>39609375
just focus on the positives about the breakup. like im focusing on getting aesthetic as fuk and on myself in general, becoming a better person every day. with her, i neglected myself (gained a lot of weight too)
focus on the negatives about her too. for example, im 90% sure my ex is gonna go hamplanet mode eventually. not to mention she was kinda psycho; for example i was gonna leave the country for a few weeks and she was so fucking concerned/mad about not being able to see me. i was like bruh chill its only 2 weeks to see my DYING GRANDMOTHER. i feel like she was just with me towards the end because she doesnt want to be alone; so thats another red flag.
i also feel like sometimes people just need time apart (not applicable to my situation since im pretty sure she's dating someone already; like almost immediately after the breakup. yet another red flag). so maybe you can try to get in contact with her and attempt to rekindle the flame. if not, you just gotta move on bro and learn from your mistakes (i know i did)
>>39609442
>Implying
At /r/ we spent weeks looking for more than 'Sarah'. You have no clue who she is
>>39609480
No idea, still best imo
>>39609436
trying
>>39609440
i dont check shit lmao
>>39609466
i dont think "focusing on the negative about her" is healthy desu. Its like why focus on negativity at all?
time apart could be good. Its already been 5 months, but its hard cuz we see each other every day at work.
she's supposedly "dating", but we randomly slept together last week wednesday so idk how serious that is.
People are complicated senpai
>>39609375
oh god same here it's awful, it's been 6 weeks but a lot better after deleting social media and stuff, the more she's out of the picture the better. you probably didn't fuck up as much as you think
>>39609495
Indeed
>>39609547
A lot of girls would be able to pull of short hair and look sexy as fuck, it's a shame so few try it.
>>39609587
I thought it would catch up with the 80's aesthetic comeback. It didn't because to look good you have to have a thin neck, and most girls are either on the chubby or skeltal side. Also, genetics.
>>39609609
Good point, I am almost exclusively attracted to waify girls.
this is real thicc
>>39609515
i dont know man, i dont think its not healthy. its not like im attempting to find things negative about her and constantly focusing on it, its just realizing that there were some serious red flags and that im better off without her.
seeing her every day at work must suck dude, damn. i couldnt imagine how it would feel. whenever i see an old pic of her i get anxiety let alone seeing her in person, presumably happy without me. no contact really is the best way to get over someone
>the autistic sperglords of fit are crying about their wahhh my gf problems on an anime imageboard again
>so autistic they have to delete social media to stop thinking about one random slut
how do aspies like this even get girlfriends in the first place holy shit
>>39609658
>how do aspies like this even get girlfriends in the first place holy shit
And you don't. Maeksya think does it?
>>39609668
I actually do occasionally. I sure as hell don't start crying on an anime imageboard if one breaks up with me and have to literally delete social media to not keep "seeing and being reminded of her" while she continues her life like nothing happened like all women do
>>39609639
i don't know why but her facial expression makes me think her tits grew that big overnight and she is both happy and bewildered.
>>39609639
Jesus Christmas, give me moar
>>39609321
You don't get a 10/10 GF. She gets you.
>>39609695
I'm really happy for you bro. What's wrong with having different approaches to solve the same problem? You don't seem to be an asshole, don't pretend to be one.
>>39609131
>working out in gym
>out of nowhere a chick I went to HS with comes in with this petite short haired girl that's wearing a sports bra with like a knetting loose longsleeve on top
>immediately attracted since she is both petite and short haired
>start talking to old HS chick, invites me to a party
>get there and it's cool for the first half hour till petite girl shows up already pre tipsy I think
>she's colored her hair pink
>starts knocking back shots then proceeds to start doing splits in the middle of the room laughing her ass off
>starts super twerking when she's dancing
>her finale is walking to a couch where like 3 dudes where and doing the split over all of them then made them pick her up
....are all short haired girls like this? I got scared.
THICC
>>39609751
Hair is very important for girls, so if they cut it they are really trying to make a point. Now, you saw the weird colored and short hair combo, that's a huge no-no.
Of course this doesn't apply to actual qts or models. They do it to show off their features, like the girl in the op. She would even look gorgeous completely bald.
>>39609751
Nope. My wife is short hair qt
Loves vidya, hentai, and staying fit.
Its sounds crazy impossible but they actually exist.
short hair only looks good on black-haired girls
go ahead, prove me wrong, you literally can't
>>39609753
>That second one spreading to show her shaved puss
Disgusting
>>39609751
Pussy. Get her alone, a smile, and a kiss, and she's yours.
>>39609789
"You're wrong"
I think the contrast thing works better with darker hair maybe but a cute face and a pixie cut just work for me.
>>39609337
Fucking this. Is it just me or are dudes generally just way more serious and committed to shit? Women are opportunists. Yeah I'm hurt.
NICE AND THICC
>>39609466
Are you me? My ex is semi-pudgy/ pear shape future hamplanet mode. Her fat feminist mother was a nice snapshot of the future
This is now a THICC thread
>>39609815
Girls are not thinking about the relationship to work, they want to be happy, meaning shit going their way or no way at all. It sounds egotistic but it's not. They are unable to think in a different way. Women are not team players, they just can not understand the notion of it.
>>39609840
White girl THICC
>>39609131
I can also confirm this from experience
>>39609854
MEGHAN MCCAIN THICC
>>39609854
That's fat
>>39609862
Modern Family THICC
>>39609186
My grandma told me to beware of the cute kind because they hide their real intentions. She was right
>>39609869
Stay at home THICC
>>39609725
Look man I'll tell you what I tell every other guy in this situation, after a breakup, where the guy is all upset and sad and crying and whatever other bullshit.
What is the girl doing? She isn't really all that broken up is she? That's why guys have to "avoid social media' because she is right back to a normal life, not even thinking about you, already out partying with her girls, probably hooking up with guys within a few weeks of breaking up with you. That's about how much she thinks of you
And like this guy says
>>39609845
Think about what the girl was like in the relationship with you. Girls are mostly selfish and only care about their own happiness. You probably paid for everything, didn't you? Probably had to be the one who initiated everything, right?
>It sounds egotistic but it's not
But it is egotistical, because ALL WOMEN are egotistical
So think about things in that way, and then try to feel very "sad" and "broken up" about breaking up with them
>>39609880
MAXIMUM THICCNESS
>>39609877
>beware of cute girls
what the fuck?
>>39609131
also what is it you guys think a "already short hair gf" red flags are? get the fuck outta here
>>39609131
>normal hair gf
>starts depressive episode
>cuts all her hair off
>mfw
>>39609890
its almsot like you've never been in a relationship at all and just saying shit you've read on redpill forums
>>39609944
its almost like you're a pathetic beta faggot who breaks up with a girl and cries over it and has to literally avoid social media because just seeing her makes you sad and depressed and put her on an even higher pedestal
get a grip
>>39609890
Shit man. Rightinthefeels.exe
>>39609965
t. Facebook PR
>>39609753
There's alot of sadness here. I wish you hadn't posted that.
>>39609944
>tfw not that anon but a 24 year old virgin never had a girlfriend before
>don't read or believe in any of that "redpill" autistic shit
>but i do worry about that if i ever did miraculously get into a relationship, i would be so worried about being a "beta nice guy" like i read about online that i would probably do none of the things that guys are supposed to do for girls (pay for everything, drive them everywhere, be the one who has to decide where we go, what we do, put up with shit and be an emotional tampon for her), come off like an asshole, and get broken up with within a few days
>>39610048
Paying for shit or doing nice things comes natural for us. It doesn't mean you are beta. You just need to be aware that women don't take it as you being generous, they think they deserve it, hence, in their eyes it's not even a nice gesture, it is what is right. They don't look at you as treating them well, they see you as acknowledging them for how good they are. I hope I'm making myself clear. This is my second language. It is an international feel.
>>39610102
That's not necessarily true, at all. However, after a break up they behave as it is, and seem to move on very fast. Cunts shouldn't be able to vote, they don't take anything seriously.
>>39610048
Maybe you need to ask 50 girls out, go with the one who takes it for a while. You'll see you're just being retarded and once you get over the hump where you trust each other not to dump on your personalities it's pretty easy.
>>39609131
is it a surprise that betamales are attracted to betafemales...
>>39609892
Nice obese grill, yo
>>39609178
>Perfectly fine
>Ex
Okay kiddo
>>39609900
It's just pattern recognition familia
Short hair correlates strongly with
>feminism
>lesbianism
>SJW-ism
>mental instability
>all around cuntishness
And I say that as someone that considers short haired girls hot.
>>39609202
Yeah that's mostly it. If the features that would otherwise be hidden by long hair are attractive, short hair is great.
But theyre usually also exposed with braided hair or a ponytail, so that's an alternative to short hair
>>39609782
>hentai
kill her then yourself
>girls with short hair
>>39611162
Enjoy having hair in your mouth while making out in bed
>>39609142
underrated
>>39611187
>he's not on top
Found the weenie
>>39609880
Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs?
>tfw i finallly got a thicc girl but she hates sex and especially my favorite, doggy posistion because apparently it gets too uncorfortable for her becuse i go in too deep. im fucking 6.5 inches... SIX AND A HALF.
FUCK MY LIFE
Pick up one.
>>39609547
she models for wicked weasel shouldnt be hard to find
http://wickedweasel.com/en-au/ww_model_galleries/2573
>>39611638
That's what you get for fucking with cuntlets bruh.
>>39611576
I had her set.
Nice thickness, but she's kinda racist white trash to be honest.
So..I don't think you're going to need anything except pale skin and at least 4 inches.
>>39611187
>he doesn't enjoy smelling and drowning in her beautiful blonde hair
Missing out senpai
>>39609111
the only short haired girl I know told me she cut it because she was pulling it out from anxiety and she got bald spots at some point
>>39609321
start meeting new people, talk to girls more than u do now, but not with the sole purpose of having a gf, but to genuinely fall for someones character, if you want 10/10 girl u just work hard, get money and buy her for a night or two
>>39611576
Yes you can. My girl looks like that and I'm only 7.5x6
>>39609131
can confirm
>>39609707
Holy shit, i would marry her
>>39609131
You're both wrong and a double faggot, one of the most lovely and high quality qt's I know has short, curly hair and would make a top gf/wife.
Don't project your shit on others anon, it's unbecoming.
>>39609107
Step 1: lift.
Step 2: don't be ugly
Step 3: don't be autistic
Step 4: talk to her
Step 5: do the sex to her
Step 6: ???
>>39609751
>she's colored her hair pink
>>39613014
did that blue-haired girl underneath the word "coloration" draw a cleavage line on herself?
>>39611187
That sounds kinda hot
>>39609829
Who is this
>>39609111
>>39609751
>she's colored her hair pink
>starts knocking back shots then proceeds to start doing splits in the middle of the room laughing her ass off
>starts super twerking when she's dancing
>her finale is walking to a couch where like 3 dudes where and doing the split over all of them then made them pick her up
And..my boners dead
>>39609782
>liking hentai
>good trait
wtf
also, short hair is default hair cut for ladies over 40 years old in Poland for some reason.
>>39609639
she's most likely fat now, i don't know why but thicc latinas always turn to fat bitches after high school.
>>39611576
>>39611835
Can confirm. I'm only 7" in length, but super girthy. The last two times we attempted anal, it was too painful for her.
Shes got a ridiculous hip to ass ratio brehs. You low test betas have no idea what youre missing out on
>>39609107
Wtf I LOVE tomboys now
>>39614110
Post hips nigga
>>39611772
>muh anxiety
why are women so weak? constantly bitching about anxiety when they're 1 fuck away from financial security. women NEVER know true independence because they're always taken care of by men, from their father to their boyfriends to their husband.
>>39614006
Ffuuuuaarrrkkk wwhhyyy these feeels
>>39614046
In the netherlands too.
It's horrible.
>>39609753
3, 5, 2, 1, 4
>>39609123
You're golden, senpai
>>39609834
yeah my ex's mom is fat as fuck too. actually, her whole family is. desu i PROBABLY dodged a bullet so thats why im thinking positively about the whole thing. shit still sucks tho
>>39613014
Absolutamente asqueroso
>>39614372
>ex has anxiety
>its an anxiety episode
>tells me to fuck off
>insults me
>apologizes later
One the reasons for this was because she had to do a presentation in class and she had an anxiety attack.
>I have stress and am heavily irritated
>still manage to be nice to gf
>>39609908
run
>>39614384
Why do they do that? Some women have still pretty nice hair at that age.
>>39614245
When she gets home from work ill try to deliver
>>39614789
snow niggers tend to bald early and have very thin hair. Cutting it short helps disguising it
>>39615158
>snow niggers
>sand niggers
>asian niggers
we're all niggers
>Short Hair
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>39609109
This is actually the key to it. You just have to act normally around a girl and if they like your personality and body they will crush on you.
Found this out myself. Asked a couple girls out in my zoology class earlier in the semester they both said no indirectly, but now that they have seen me in clothes that fit and they have seen my personality they both want the D. I'm not gonna be a beta and ask them out again after already giving them a chance. Next semester I'll be more friendly and open and only ask a woman out after she is obviously interested.
>>39614006
Already did half of these.
Just not the school ones and prolly never will.
>>39613298
Sharp eye
Just BEEEE URSELF
>>39615594
Well, you lucky mother fucker. Congratulations on making it
>>39609211
She's a Wicked Weasel model. Lisa something I think.
>>39609547
I would gargle her diarrhea
i heard this thread became thicc
>>39611231
>his gf can hold on under his w8
sub 200lb detected
THEYH SEE MY THICCING
>>39611162
This
Guys that are into short hair have a teenage boy fetish
>>39617398
THEEY FAAAPPPING
>>39617401
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>39615479
You close a lot of doors by being vindictive, anon.
>>39617401
I like girls with short hair...actually I have an admittedly disturbing need to rape and dominate them.
I also have a teenage girl fetish.
What do?
>>39614006
it's not fair brehs
>>39617465
>I have an admittedly disturbing need to rape and dominate them.
>I also have a teenage girl fetish.
>What do?
the precise opposite of what you want to do
>>39617505
>the precise opposite of what you want to do
What's the opposite of workout then take a nap?
>>39609111
patrician detected.
>>39614006
>"short hair= tomboy"
faggot
>>39609107
I want to eat her ass.
>>39612006
>my reality of more objective than yours
>here is my single individual anecdote
>>39617515
Rape and dominate a teenage girl/boy?
>>39609639
That disguating face. Build that wall NOW
post short haired qts
>>39609178
If she was perfectly fine,p why is she your ex?
>>39609107
>155 posts
>op pic is still the best
Got anymore of whoever she is?
>>39617515
>>39617658
That was one autistic exchange.
>>39617658
Welp, some short haired thicc teenage girl is going to get the dicking of a lifetime, whether she wants it or not.
>>39618040
>Best
her face isn't great
>>39609131
woah
>>39611666
Satan has spoken
>>39609123
Now you have the answer to your question.
>address your emotional issues
Get psychologically /fit/ you lazy fuck. I believe in you.
>>39609840
how can u be thsi fucking thicc??
>>39618770
Probably squats & oats desu
>>39614632
F A T
A
T
>>39609840
>mfw my ex looks like that
>mfw I realize I'm never going to tell her I love her again
>mfw I'll never speak to her again
>mfw I'm still in love with her
>mfw she was the best I've ever had
I don't think I'm gonna make it brehs
>>39619349
>I don't think I'm gonna make it brehs
You never were going to make it, way too weak.
Grow up and get you emotions in check Sally, then you may have the self control to make it.
>>39614632
Sauce??!
Tfw
Youll never be a pawg thicc
>>39614006
God. fucking. damn. it.
>>39615080
there is no way you are going to deliver fag
>>39609107
>How do get thicc gf, /fit/?
(You) don't. (You) are a faggot. (You) suck cocks.
>>39609211
https://girlsreleased.com/#set/45105
>>39617401
You don't?
>>39613813
ch_rodriguez3
>>39609107
Ez man ez
Method 1. You barely have to try if u have gains.
Method 2. Get a fat gf and starve her for a little while tll she become ticc
>innie
>short hair
>white
>blue eyes
>great proportions
THIS IS WHAT A 10/10 LOOKS LIKE
>>39609892
thats just fat, bro.
>>39609892
>when you've ironically commented so many times on thicc or high test threads, your brain broke and now truly desires morbidly obese women
Fix or kill self.
>>39614046
Warsaw here, can confirm.
I got myself a qt polish girl with short hair. My previous was Ukrainian with short hair. Man, I've had a thing for short haired chicks since I was a lad.
>>39620806
in love
>>39609854
fat
>>39620927
just looks like a cute male. no homo
>>39614046
I think it's due to women in that age bracket remembering their grandmothers with very long OLD hair and thinking about how that makes one look old. Even if subconsciously.
Ask your mother how was her grandma's hair like.
>>39614632
fuck me, brehs
>>39617460
That's true, thank you for pointing that out. I'll keep it in mind.
>>39620806
MOAR
Someone post the Hispanic girl with the huge ass and there is randomly a fat black dude in one of the pics.
>>39617132
KEK
>>39617407
LORD HAVE MERCY
>>39623978
Bump. Or at least a name.
>>39614632
>>39609753
I'll take 2,3, and 5.
>>39609702
kek
>>39624647
post more tomboys
>>39624717
if dubs you should kill yourself
>>39624717
DONT CLICK IT NIGGAS
>>39624739
rolling
>>39624647
Who
>>39624717
tfw no anime gf
>>39624717
im not superstitious but i dont want to test my luck
>>39624482
where is this from?
>>39624739
roll
>>39624739
rolling
>>39609131
I don't get it
>>39609753
Rolling
>>39617367
>He doesn't use make out time to work on his abdominal plank time
Never going to make it
>>39624717
aaa
>>39625278
WHO??
>right click
>save image as
Some of these are just fat..
>>39624717
Thank you Mr Skeletal
>>39609131
Overrated post
>>39624717
>>39624739
Rollin for kill
>>39609131
this might be the most woke post on /fit/ right now
favourite
>>39625665
If I was within fifty feet of this woman I would literally rip my pants off and masturbate on the spot
>>39625725
Maybe take up a course where they teach self control there, champ?
>>39625725
Or maybe rather take her?
>>39625750
>tattoos
she belongs in the trash senpai
>>39625750
>Tats
For what purpose, she has perfect preggo bod
>>39625750
>nipple piercing
>fatt
>tattoos like a degenerate
>Jewnose with shitty taste in jewelry
>saggy breasts
>baths naked like a whore
>fatt
2/10 would not bang
>>39625665
perfection
>>39625665
Can we stop posting her? It makes me depressed knowing I'll never have a woman this hot
>>39625750
>tattoos
Why do women do this?
>>39620806
>broad manly shoulders
>tiny t-rex arms
>horrible teeth
>no tits
"Perfection"
>>39609480
I just wish she didn't turn around
>>39625928
I don't even care anymore. So many have piercings and tattoos nowadays
>>39625750
I want her to shit on my chest
>>39624717
Just die Anon.
>>39624647
Please sit on my face
>>39626075
>tfw live in a 3rd world country where such a thing is still weird and expensive for girls
its a good feel i guess
>>39624717
cuk
>>39625912
No.
I dated a red-head who modelled for WW. Horrible from the front, great from the back.
>>39624717
Fuck you techno sorcerer
classic
>>39609107
>>39609480
>>39609547
>>39625665
>>39626395
who the fuck is this
>>39625934
oh god the arms
>>39620806
Too bad her genetics don't make up for her Napoleon Dynamite face.
>>39617407
WHOM
>>39624717
Fuck you
>>39624717
damn i knew it
>>39626684
I'm in love with this fucking image holy shit
Why is it that when I started lifting seeing thicc girls makes me ridiculously horny to the point where I pretty much have to jack off when I see them
>>39624717
shit
>>39617398
>wearing a thong in the shower
no thanks
>>39626684
FUAAARKKKK
where do you even find girls like these
T H I C C
>>39609854
fat/10
>>39609702
>her facial expression makes me think her tits grew that big overnight and she is both happy and bewildered.
This is my /d/ fetish famalam
>>39627524
NOT WITH YOU
>>39609131
this nigga speakin straight facts b
>>39625739
More like chimp
>>39609753
>it's all zits and flab
Fuck you, man.
>>39627801
>>39627801
>>39627852
>>39614632
Every time I see this picture I immediately know if I'm horny or not
>>39627869
>>39627912
>>39628007
>>39628025
>>39627801
>>39627852
>>39627869
>>39627912
>>39628007
>>39628025
>>39628030
>not showing from the back
>>39614006
This reads like autistic weeb imagination of how girls act
>>39628030
>>39628069
They don't post any shots like that, you can check their IGs if I missed anything.
>>39628090
>>39628124
Here's an ass shot, that latex suit was too good to pass up tho.
>>39625750
Who?
>>39628137
>>39615862
majinbooty
>>39609111
check'd
>>39628191
>>39624717
post
>>39628263
>>39628280
>>39624717
kill you're self
>>39624717
can't help but reply
>>39609815
always been the opposite for me senpai-pai
These "thicc" women will look like shit when their clothes aren't on to keep their bodies in a fixed shape
>>39628295
>>39628322
There's a lot more where that came from
>>39628470
>>39625410
>>39628475
>>39628486
>>39624717
Every fucking time.
>>39628460
Kek low test numales need not apply.
>>39628088
this
>>39624717
rollin
>>39628708
I really wish you could upload multiple images per post like on 8ch, it would really save some time.
>>39628725
>>39628742
>>39628758
>>39628767
>>39628779
>>39611666
>kinda racist
>not a good thing
Satan i'm dissapointed
>>39628779
>>39628786
Basic bitch mode.
>>39628786
can u ppl just make at hread in /s/?
>>39624717
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>39628819
>>39628829
>>39628837
>>39628851
>>39628858
>>39628874
>>39624717
vile sorcery
>>39614006
No fucking right. No fucking right to hit me in the feels tonight, anon.
>>39627801
kek
>>39628883
>>39628725
hello fellow 8brother
>>39629057
I don't post there, I've lurked and seen that it's possible
>>39629103
>>39629121
is anyone even here? need advice regarding a tomboy
>>39609107
Bumping with my swolem8 of five years
>>39629237
>>39629245
>my muse, my flame
that's a man baby
>>39624717
cmon man
>>39624717
Y u do dis
>>39624717
fuck you
>>39624717
>ch_rodriguez3
THICC
>>39629538
THICC
>>39629549
THICCCCC
>>39629559
This is why we lift
>>39629571
I love THICCCC white girls
>>39629224
I'm here
>>39624717
asd