How do I get a body like this?

>>39608217
Kidnap her

>>39608217
Surgically removing your dick will help.

Cut hard but waist to hips ratio is genetics

you could pay for a boob job tho

>>39608217

Gonna need picture of tits so I can estimate a proper plan.

>>39608224
upvoted

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>>39608230
Did she?

UGUU AM I HOT?~~~

>>39608244
you won't be able to tell unless she takes her bra off

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>>39608233
She's ideal

>>39608244
she looks like she's having a seizure

>>39608270

i meant of the op femanon you imbecile. the tis look grossly artificial though.

>>39608244
>tons of facial work
>did she get a boob job too?
Surely not!

>>39608282
What facial work? She looks normal except for makeup?

>>39608280

>This perfectly still image of a girl looking into the camera is having a seizure

>>39608295
Yeah, those wax lips sure look normal. Awfully sculpted bridge of her nose, too. Must run in the family!

>>39608301

it's probable the fake contact that gives her a weird look. if you're going to fake having 2 different eye colours at least get a contact the same size.

>>39608217
how do i get an apartment like that?

>>39608349
Be an accomplished professional in Manhattan

>>39608318
It's contouring and highlighting, she's natty

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>>39608326
They're real

>>39608398
actually no they're not. it's been proven that it's just a contact lense. I know you'll refuse to believe an idea that is different than your own - so I will provide a source. But you will likely reject any evidence I show you. But this source might be useful to someone else.

She's mine. Fuck off, you tubbies.

>>39608439
What? Are you serious?

>>39608439
http://elxrmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/04_onc-sarah-2_0497.jpg


https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2016_10/BFA_1455302536_1864340.jpg.fdad5e4f6eabe3c41c9a5ebc7428a560.jpg.e596b19ff3b258ec8f9c740f21e81ac1.jpg

and here is one from her IG for comparison

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFpdE8dD8Wj/?taken-by=krotchy&hl=en

It is what it is. She's still hot though

>>39608398
Perhaps, but the colour is so saturated and brightened that they don't resemble any natural human eye colour.

>>39608244
potato face

>>39608217
heterochromia makes me hard

>>39608532
I feel cheated

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>Asymmetry

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b r e h s

>>39608217
its crazy that one simple facial feature basically gave this girl a career. If she had normal eyes she would just be another insta hoe. Shed still be hot and popular but not nearly to the same degree

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>>39608556
um can we have more forced food in mouths? Its my new fetish

>>39608566
She has an amazing body

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She shoops all her shit, brehs. She's also been caught mimicking other more famous social media personalities, and posting other model's pics as if they're her own.

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>>39608230
Her boobs are really tiny tho

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>>39608217
>>39608244
>>39608398
>>39608560
God damn, she is the most perfect woman I have ever seen. I can't believe that women like this are out there. She makes me believe that there is a God, for only the Almighty could create something so amazing.

>>39608398
Mate they aren't.

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>>39608398
Absolutely not

>>39608615
calm your loins, virg.

>>39608615
>not even worshipping a natty one
Look at her face, see those pale red patches? The dark lines on her upper eyelid? Her exaggerated eye colors? It's a good makeup artist. Also the extremely strong lighting.

>believing an IG girl's pictures

>>39608224
kek

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>>39608659
And photoshop. Don't forget the photoshop

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Disgusting.

Who here prefers a cute, natty girl?

>>39608672
welcome to the modeling industry

>>39608677
Ew, that's what I'm trying to not be, normal average girls are disgusting

>>39608691
welcome to the real world

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>>39608688
Except she shoops her non professional shit too. Bitch has some issues

Instagram was a mistake.

>>39608581
you know how many insta whores have amazing bodys? she'd get lost in the swarm of instahoes if it werent for that fuckin eye

>>39608677
This.
Looks aren't going to last forever. But in the cases of a shit ton of makeup they don't last a day.

>>39608709
Well those models can make 400-600k a year on IG with a few million followers. So she has every incentive to shop those pictures too. I have a wanna-be "insta model" friend in our circle who only has 5k followers and gets paid to promote.

>>39608709
Instagram is her professional job

>>39608724
Fair enough. Too bad it's not working for her considering the most recent shit she's promoted are gummy bear vitamins and Casper brand mattresses

>>39608349
be a whore

>>39608740
She's getting paid 15-25k per promoted post. Considering it takes her all of an hour to take a picture with a gummy vitamin, it's still a great gig.

>>39608767
>She's getting paid 15-25k per promoted post
Calling absolute bullshit on that. If she had a bigger name and was promoting larger name companies, I'd believe it. But she's a one off playboy cover girl milking a fake gimmick. Sure she has a lot of followers, but small companies won't shell out that much

>>39608790
I do social media marketing for a startup so I know ballpark prices. $30 per thousand followers is average. I think she had ~715k?
$30 * 715 = $21450

Now I don't know what bigger agencies are doing- they might have a larger deal for that price like 2 a week for a month, or maybe cross platform stuff if she has a snapchat following.

Plus she's a hot girl so the number of legit eyes on screen is higher than almost any other account type.

You'd be surprised man - if you're a girl with 100-200k followers you can live comfortably off of instagram alone.

>>39608831
What about "humor" pages, how much do they make?

>>39608224
/b/ ?

>>39608850
Well it depends on engagement. If a high enough percentage of people are actually viewing the post (which can be measured by dividing likes or comments by followers) then they can make a similar amount.

In other words if you have 500k "followers" but your posts get 20 likes then you won't make any money because clearly your engagement is basically zero

>>39608601
>She shoops all her shit, brehs.
Most of instagram sluts do the same thing. I see it as internet make-up and just enjoy the show even if the IRL version won't be nearly as pretty.

>>39608906
WHY isn't everyone making money on Instagram then?

>>39608930
Well if you have the followers and the engagement you very likely are making money. For really big brands like musicians or luxury brands - they would be unlikely to promote because it would look tacky. It all just depends on a lot of factors

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>>39608224

>>39608398
Shes a fucking witch!