The stages of motivation

If you aren't stage 5 you belong to the proletariat

>>39605349
Just became 18 and am stage 2

>>39605349
stage 6: age gracefully

shits too broken to be healthy or fit anymore

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>going through stages of motivation
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>39605349
Cruising on stage 1 and 2 for years

~Anabolic Crew~

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>>39605349
>If you're still on 1
Why?
Getting laid is GOAT and funneling resources towards this goal is perfectly fine
>implying there is anything better in life than smashing a girl in doggy and checking out yourself in the mirror at the same time

>>39605349
0. discipline

>>39605349
>tfw fatty
stage 5 represent

I want men to desire me and women to envy me, I want to look perfect in dresses but I'm not sure if that possible with stretch marks. I have never been fit or skinny but I hope it goes well this time

>>39606068
>I want men to desire me and women to envy me
Jesus christ faggot...and you want to wear dresses too!
well good for you bro for having such specific goals i guess

>>39606068
you're on stage 2

>>39606114
Thats a chick you autist

>>39606127
your mum puts on your velcro shoes for you doesn't she anon?

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>>39605349
still stage 1, because it worked for me

>If you're still on 1 or 2 I hope you make the switch fast enough.
>If you're still on 1 or 2 I hope your genetics are shit so you give up like me

FTFY

>>39606127
On this site? more likely to be a dude who wants to be a pretty princess

6. to represent possibility. to represent success in actualization. to realize my potential. so i can become who i want to be.

sage

>>39605349
6. to survive WW3

>>39606068
T-trappy chan?

When i was young, i was fat. Not planetmode, but fat nonsenseless
I acted loud and obnoxious, smelt bad, was cringy, drank too much cause i hated myself, smoked a lot and was plain ugly

Now i just lift those bad memories away, i wish that i never become that fucking teenager again
I lift to escape from my old demons
i lift to stay alive

>>39606121
Why

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>>39605349
6. to prepare for the inevitable war to overthrow porky

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>tfw started at 4

>>39605349

You deserve stage IV.