Ideal Male Body

>>39599651
I use bicycle

>>39599651
What kind of workout do you do for that type of bod?

>>39599774
Just alot of crossfit

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>>39599651
Isnt that the body of a man that is capable of surviving a car crash? How do extra nipples aid in its surviviability? Or were they perhaps trying to capture the furry audience? Im just not quite understanding and its really firing my synapses...

>>39601000
Extra nipples = replacements that can be grafted on to your chest if the originals get ripped off in the crash.
Also nice trips.

>>39599774
>Head press 5x5
>Nipples to failure

>>39601000
No, it's a gay piece of modern art (which is why it's sat in a gallery rather than a museum) and people attached some pseudoscience clickbait bollocks to it.
>you need no nose and 50 nipples to survive a car-crash
No

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>>39601006
Thank you, but thats so dumb

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>>39599651
wrong

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>>39601000
See those tiny nipple holes? They expand to around 60-143% larger when another force hits head on, a collision.. In turn, they allow air to be focused to the front of the body, creating a sort of air cushion whilst also counteracting the incoming force from said collision.

A truly magnificent product of evolution; adapted man to his concrete jungle

>>39599651
How can I get that serratus anterior?