how do i into patrick bateman-mode? both /fit/ and otherwise

interesting q OP

do 1000 crunches and return some video tapes

YOUD HAVE TO BE TOTALLY PSYCHO TO DO THAT THOUGH LMAOOOOOOO

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>>39598176
My name is Patrick Bateman.

I'm 27 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself,

in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.

ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy,

I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.

I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deeppore cleanser lotion.

In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.

Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.

And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque,

which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,

because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

Then moisturizer,

then an anti-aging eye balm,

followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.

Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.

Only an entity-- something illusory.

And though I can hide my cold gaze...

and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...

and may be you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,

I simply am not there.

>>39598176
chase an inauthentic materialist dream all the way up the corporate totem pole until you've become so entrenched in a glittering world absent of any sincerity and warmth that your only escape is to bang hookers, do coke, and entertain fantasies of murder all day

>>39599381
Isnt it mentioned that he got the job because of his dad though
Also everything he does except murder is to be percieved as a normal yuppie

>>39599381
i applaud this analysis.
you're probably some brilliant left-handed INFJ or something.

>>39599381

that's honestly what I want for my life