If you could make only one meal calorie free, what would it be?

pizza

>>39581201
Pizza or burgers n French fries.

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Your moms pussy.
#allyoucanfuckbuffet

>>39581201
I want my calories though. I undereat as it is.

This is a very fat person question.

>>39581201
burgers to be honest

>>39581215
S P O O K Y
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Now onto the real question... is a hotdog a sandwich or no

bread

Monster energy drink.

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But keep the 9 grams of protons

>>39581215
Obviously

>>39581240
A food stops being sandwhich when the bread stops being 60% of the entire volume.

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>>39581275
Ha! A kex bar. All hail the new kek, KEX! Do it for the keks! ....wait.... Kex! Wtf

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>>39581283
Sheeeeit

Sushi

>>39581299
It's 'chocolate wafer'.

I literally eat pizza and burgers while bulking. I would make french fries calorie free

>>39581301
Maybe sandwich is the best answer because it's a meal with the most possible variety. You can put literally anything between two slices of bread and then it would be zero calories.
>>39581201
Sandwich wins. Delete the thread now.

>>39581301
Yeah that's a weird burger

>>39581309
Its Kex. Tranny Saurus Kex

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>>39581315
That's an old iconic comic strip character Dagwood eating a Dagwood the most famous sandwich because it just stands for any monster sandwich.

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>>39581315
>>39581325
This Dagwood is a sandwich made out of a hamburger between two sandwiches.

>>39581201
Is calorie free the only change? will the food still cause me gastrointestinal distress if I eat way too much of it, or is that changed since it is now 0 calories?

Probably gummy bears

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beer

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>>39581333
Holy moly, thats a lot of.. Trips!

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Teriyaki bowls. Specifically rice. I hate that rice is so fucking dense in calories and it's hard to burn off

>>39581215
oh yeah.. very fat.. or maybe just a normal person that isn't a basement dweller autist.

Rice

Asian famine NOW

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My duck is too fat.

I'll just put my top 3 since it will never happen. Eating clean would be the easiest thing ever. But instead I ate 4 Oreos not even 30 seconds ago

Hot cheetos
Oreos
Buffalo wings

>>39581436
fucking kek, i like the way you think

>>39581201
Fucking ice cream. I will eat tubs errday

>>39581423
Oh.

>>39581333
*a sandwich made out of a crab salad sandwich between a ham and roast beef and a blturkey sandwich to be exact

>>39581201
TENDIES

alcohol
i would finally be able to drink freely

>>39581201
potato chips

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Would you?

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>>39581627
Could you?

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>>39581637
That's like 6 stacks of those burgers that would definitely explode a human stomach.

I would have put my money on Kobiyashi back in the day pic related, because he was born with an abnormality passed down from his Dad where he had a second stomach's worth of volume under his abdomen whereas for most people the cavity is half that size. He was lifting heavy weights and eating barrels of food.

Here he eats what looks like 10,000 fucking calories or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTStgcAf24

Now the leading champ as far as I can tell is this Matt Stonie kid who is also a freak of nature.
World record of 25 Big Macs in one sitting which is a world record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ0uDYdpHfs

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>>39581204
>>39581206
>>39581310
>>39581352

>wanting to be Chad

He said meal not super power

>>39581711
Imagine going on a diet where you can only eat one slice of pizza a day. Would that drive a human insane? I think so, within a week.

>>39581711
Hells yeah op
A for effort

>>39581732
eating only 300 cal a day? You wouldn't last very long. Probably collapse, or have a seizure. Or both

>>39581201
Are you crazy?!?! How do I grow then?
The fuck is wrong with you.

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>>39581201
10 grapes.

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>>39581201

>>39582720
Dying

>>39582720
Unsure, black hair

Is there any reason to eat white bread?

>>39582724
I don't know what that is but it looks really good

>>39582947
Cremeschnitte.jpg

>>39581303

Shut up I was gonna say that

>>39581201
>money without work
>eating without getting fat
>girls without trying

if you want theese things, someone did not explain the dofference between getting and achieving to you. your sperm wi be wasted on miscreants, your victories will be enjoyed briefly, your downfall will be your boredom.

sad cunts of 21st century.

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Pizza since I no longer it eat.

Chinese, Thai, burgers, chipotle all fit into my low carb calorie counting. Pizza is a nightmare though.

>>39583672
Never make it

>>39581793
maybe if your 60+

i ate nothing for 2 weeks except vitamine pills and survived.

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>>39581732
>not doing SOPAD

>>39581352
nigga i'd kill for that truck

>>39581201
Brownies.

chips and salsa

>>39582724
>Cremeschnitte
>not Kremówka
John Paul II is rolling in his grave

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>>39581201
alcohol

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>>39585078
>vitamine
>vyte - uh - mean

i really hope english isn't your native language

>>39581201
Ice cream. I would eat that shit morning noon and night if it wasn't so fucking fattening.

>>39581253
just get the sugar free ones

>>39582724
Okay I change my vote

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>>39581201
>If you could make only one meal calorie free,
>one meal

Dinner, I could hit my macros and calorie count on "good" food during the day then stuff my face at night for dinner

>>39581201
Cheesecake.

More specifically:
Blueberry jam topping (not too sweet, a bit sour)
Cream from full fat cream milk and sweetened evaporated milk mix
Base from crumbled digestive biscuits with a bit of fresh butter poured on top

Fuck I got a boner typing that

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>>39585544
why would you post that picture

Can it be bread?

just imagine being able to eat donuts, cakes, pizza, etc and only getting calories from the icing/glaze/chesee, i think it's a better choice in the long run than just going for pizza

plus keto would be ez af

>>39585799
mike is such a cool guy

>>39581201
who cares about calories? If u asked me to make it sugar free or saturated fat free, then I would be interested.
(would make chocolate sugar/fat free)

>>39581201
Nothing, I'd put more calories in meals if anything. Getting out of ottermode is proving to be an uphill battle.

Mac'n'cheese. Or chickens and waffles.

>>39582720
fucking kek

>>39581201
Can I cheat and just make alcohol calorie free. Like beer will still have calories from carbs, but that should cut down the calories and I can drink more good beer instead of drinking lite pisswater.

>>39581352
This is the best answer. I like to occasionally knock out a case and that's like 3,000 empty calories or more.

>>39582720
lmao

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>>39581201
Grease discs

It's never the calories that get me. It's the sodium

>>39589489
Are you for real? Can you tell me how the macros work

Chili, because whenever I enhance other foods by throwing chili on it, I wont be fucking myself... as much.