Tfw at a bar alone. What do fit?

>>39580237
most muscular in front of the biggest guy there

>>39580237
sit next to a grill and ask if she's an archaeologist

>>39580249
Yeah and then what?

>>39580247
Quick look around and I am, indeed the most muscular here. But I'm wearing a jacket.

>>39580259
what did she say?

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>>39580237
Walk up to a bunch of girls, and say "which one of you lucky ladies wants to buy me a drink?"

>>39580272
I didn't do it yet obviously they'll say no

>>39580270
ask the bartender if they have any lemons or grapefruits

>>39580286
I already got a lemon. Why?

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>>39580280
with that attitude, you'll never have your large bone examined

>>39580237
Slam shots like you just don't care because you should not, in fact, be caring.

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>>39580294
The girls near me are talking about insane bullshit. At least I got my Bros on fit.

>>39580298
Tbh fan what even is that?

>>39580322
Rarest pepe or avatar of kek?

>>39580304
they are bantering out of their asses waiting for a big guy (for you) to make a move

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>>39580237
Lmao at first I thought you're asking us what excercises to do with just a bar alone, no weights


fuck me, I need to leave this place. See you guys tomorrow.

>>39580237
Dont worry brah love u <3