The Sadness Thread

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>tfw botched another job interview

Welp guess I'll be going on food stamps before I ever get hired again

>>39577867
>>39577867
>Buy gym equipment at wholesale
>do teeny bit of market research
>open your own gym
Congrats You're now a business owner now you can do the same for some other sad bloke.

>>39577867
Just to clarify, I dont own the gym, it just happens to be the centrepiece of my life.

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>gf of 2 years left me 2 months ago
>grades dropping
>Haven't banged anything in 2 months

At least I'm going clubbing tonight, might pull..


Who am I kidding I'm ugly as sin

>>39577904
>gym is closing down
>open up another one
>also closes because there's a reason the first one closed down

don't take business advice from /fit/

>Meet girl from tinder
>Start talking to her everyday for about 2 weeks
>Get really close with each other, really like her
>Talk about really personal stuff the other day, she says she pushes people away, has trouble when people develop feelings for her, has intimacy issues she believes
>Yesterday we text early in the day, everything is fine, great actually
>Get off work and text her, ask her what she's thinking about, says she thinks we're too invested in each other and should talk less
>I inquire as to why
>She says she's still a fan of me, she just needs a minute to breathe
>I ask her what she means by that and she says she'll text me later today, waiting on that text
>Supposed to see each other on Saturday, not sure about that now
Goddamnit, I shouldn't care so much, but I'm honestly heartbroken, I get too attached, probably because I've been without the feeling of someone actually wanting me and liking me for so long that when I finally got some emotional attention I went crazy and attached myself like crazy
Fuck me

>>39577932
It s not like a shutin student who only studies and lifts could run a business, so dont worry.

I guess this is me officially losing a dimension, which makes me pretty one dimensional...

Didnt go to the gym last three weeks because I spent all that time studying., also didnt eat that much.

Exams came I was exhausted mentally and physically, wrote every test around 45%.

Not only I failed all but I lost my gains... I come to the conclusion I am no that smart for engineering, whole life I relayed on the hard work and being persistant, and not on natural high iq which is needed for engineering.


On top of that I dont have a gf and I dont come from rich a family, only thing which made me happy was my 1/2/3/4 and I doubt I have that atm...

>>39577914
Get drunk just short of vomiting/being a complete douche and dance like youre having the time of your life towards the front. This is how you get girls. Some drunk 8/10 stacy was making out with me yesterday even though im a skeleton and not good looking enough to make up for it. I stopped that pursuit though because she was too drunk and I didnt really want to deal with that shit

>>39577984
Cheers lad

>>39577984
Any other tips?

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Fuck you R9K /nogf/ shites, this is a threat about manly sorrow, not your bloody hormonal problems.

>>39578049
Even if a girl is carving the fuck out of your pelvis you still have a low chance of taking her back unless youre chad of course. This is mainly because girls are very hesitant on leaving their social circle, and even if they want to you have a high chance of getting cock blocked by one of her friends. My tip for this is to buy whoever you trying to take back and at least one of her friends a drink so youre in a way a small part of the circle now. Also if your place is close by make sure you throw that out there

>>39578049
>>39578133
Oh and the most important part is never go for girls, but for yourself to have a good ass time. Girls have good social intuition so they can sniff out "creeps" who are there just to fuck. They will be drawn towards youre the life of the party.

>>39578174
Thanks I'll let you know how it goes


>Look for a thread tomorrow morning with a picture of a Llama

>>39577867
>Paper due Tuesday
>Still haven't started beyond coming up with vague idea of topic
>Dinner at Professor's house tomorrow, I know the subject of my paper will come up, and I need to not look like a total fuckup
>On /fit/ instead of doing paper
>Already decided not to go out this weekend to work on paper, gains will thank me anyway.