>be me
>6'4 230lbs
>dyel manlet with his gf at the gym doing curls with dumbbell
>he does one set, puts dumbbells on the ground
>i pick them up, start doing curls
>"bro, im not done here"
>i pretend i didnt heard him
>he repeats it
>"what?"
>"im doing curls with these, but you can join me if you want"
>"no dude, im pretty sure I AM doing curls with these dumbbells"
>i wink to his gf standing behind him watching the situation
>she smiles at me
>as i finish, i put dumbbells on the ground
>dyel tries to pick them up
>i push him back
>"im not done with these"
>he stands there confused, not knowing what to do
>his gf holding back laughter in the bg
>he stands there silently for about 10 sec and then
>"dude"
>silence for another few seconds
>"whats your problem"
>"what do you mean whats my problem?"
>i pretend i got angry, start leaning to him
>hes clearly scared, tries to fake laugh to make himself look less pathetic
>walks away
>shortly after leaves the gym with his gf
>his gf gives me smile as they are leaving
>im planning to do this to another manlet with his gf in the gym
>>39575334
When will they learn???
>>39575334
Never happened
>>39575334
>6'4
>230lbs
Unless you have literally no legs, that is DYEL.
>>39575334
>things that never happened
>>39575334
sure that happened. now kys
>>39575334
> Go to gym
> Guy slaps OPs GFs ass
> OP immediately runs out of gym crying
> Post on /fit/
What tangled webs we weave.
>>39575447
KEKA
>>39575334
>he doesn't know about manlet rage
kek, keep going op, its a nice way to suicide.
I once saw a manlet hit a not-so-manlet manlet with a 2,5Kg dumbbell on the face for trying to bully him infront of his tall af gf. Those dudes try to make up their lack of height by any way. I call your story bs, and I call you a manlet trying to make manlets feel bad to feel taller yourself. Manlet.
>>39575490
>manlet rage
what can a guy that is up to my shoulders do to me?
>>39575334
Paulaner
>>39575557
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded because I have seen enough people get permanently disabled/killed by manlets and it ain't funny t b h.
>>39575573
when will they learn?
>>39575447
> the only way to not be DYEL is to have overly-developed legs
>>39575557
You think a gun has a minimum height rq or sth?
>>39575334
>>39575744
>manlet finally learns its inferiority
>goes on shooting rampage
typical
>>39575840
It's more humane than the alternative, which is biting your dick off.
We'll do it, man, we're fuckin' crazy.
>>39575857
would you even reach his dick tho?
>>39575334
> hitting the gym with my gf
> it's empty except for an old lady sitting on the leg extension machine and a morbidly obese sperg with what looks like down syndrome
> the latter is doing quarter squats with 2pl8, can barely get it off the rack
> set up near the dumbbells, me doing curls, her doing shoulder press
> finish a set, hear the clatter of dropped weights, followed by panting
> downie has bailed out of the squat rack and is barrelling towards us
> oh god what does it want
> grabs my dumbbells and starts attempting to curl them
> "bro I'm not done"
> a thin stream of drool emits from Spergacus' mouth as he strains to lift the 30lb dumbbels
> "bro..."
> finally raise his beady mongoloid eyes to meet me
> "w-whaaaaa?"
> "I'm using these. Would you like to join me?"
> stares at me for 30s straight, can hear the wheels in his trisomy-addled brain straining
> "n-no. I'm using them."
> he keeps glaring at my gf, who just smiles awkwardly at him
> he puts the dumbbells back down
> go to resume my set
> earsplitting "REEEEEEEEEEEE"
> grabs them again, struggling to lift them
> gf is laughing at him now
> ask him if he's okay, chuckle a little at how absurd the situation is
> "A-ARE Y-YOU OKAY?" downie repeats at me, still barely able to hoist my 30lb dumbbells
> old lady comes over from the leg extension
> "okay honey, I think it's time to finish your workout and go home"
> she shepherds him away from us, him loudly protesting and slurring the words "GYM BULLY"
> gf and I laugh, finish our workout, go home and have sweaty post-workout sex
> mfw
>>39575957
top jej
>>39575447
You're fucking dumb.
>>39575334
Same
>>39575957
>sweaty post-workout sex
Fuck I need this in my life.
>>39575334
Today on "things that never happened"...
>>39575659
>Calls having legs being over developed
Found the curlbro
>>39576262
Cardio kills gains tho
>>39576298
So does cumming
>>39575334
This is fake, a manlet can't have a gf.
>>39575334
You banged his girl, right?
>>39575957
Kek
>>39575957
saved
>>39575957
Top kek
>>39575552
I agree. This story sounds like a manlet invented it out of pure frustration about his pathetic existence.
>>39575957
kek