HELP!

eat some pb

You sound like a redditor. And the fact that you posted that forced Brendan Fraser redditor meme proves it. I suggest you kill yourself.

Proof you're a redditor tourist whos only here to hustle shitty memes.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/reddit-users-save-brendan-frasers-7716018

Someone told me about this place back in 2008 and I haven't stopped coming back since.

I honestly don't know if it's possible to escape.

>>39574939
>le reddit meme

Believe me i've been here longer than you have most likely. It's no badge of honor to waste more of your life on this worthless website

>>39574905
I know this feel

Get rid of all internet devices, i plan to soon

>>39574947
Whatever you say you faggot meme hustling redditor. EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA!

>>39574958
xD le reddit sux guys

dae lyke zyzz? xD MIRIN BRAH XDDD

>>39574964
Typical redditor response and damage control tactics.

>>39574905
just stop coming here. learn some self control. if you can't there was some meme software for this, I haven't used it but I've seen it referenced on here. https://getcoldturkey.com/

>>39574944
>This
A friend showed me this place like a year and a half ago and I can't fucking stop, some time later I showed it to my brother and he can't stop lurking board of his interests we even share memes with each other, this site is a fucking virus.

>its a redditor tourist makes a thread with a shitty forced meme pic.
OP confirmed for Dannyboytbh.

>>39574905
Just remember, you're here forever.

>>39574905
Get a Job. Do sports. Get yourself busy with other stuff. Do it now.
Cheers and good luck, lad.

>>39574944
I've been here since 2004
I was 13 years old
I remember when loli had its own board
I'm still on here

I did quit for ~2 years in 07-09 though

>>39574905
There is no out. There is no exit. Remember, you will never leave.

>>39574905
Delete system32
Install gentoo
SQUATS and OATZ
You'll have plenty to distract you when the ROACHES COME BACK
That's how you get ANTS
Try jelqing and no-fap
Then cold showers in winter no-soap, and no-poo
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Newfag!
Too old!
Submit yourself to our QUEEN, BOXXY
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
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Do you want to be the little girl?
Go find yourself an archaeologist to examine that large bone of yours.

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>>39575174
Oh for fuck's sake you newfag can't you even get a meme from Last Thursday right? Or is this bait?

..oh shit, it was bait. Damn, I already hit send.

I found out about this place in 2006 when I used to go on Encyclopedia Dramatica as a 14 year old. Taken breaks here and there but still haven't quite kicked it.

You'll never truly leave.

Just post some cp or something and get banned forever. That's how we used to do it back before all you reddit faggots came on board.

I've been here 4 years now and I don't know anyone who ever stopped visiting this website.

>>39574905
Trying to stop coming is useless. You come here because you have nothing better to do, and forcing yourself to not come simply won't work.

The only sustainable way to quit 4chan is to live a more active life. Get more hobbies, get more friends, make sure you have at least one thing planned every evening so you don't just go home after work and sit in front of your computer the rest of the day. Fix the root cause of your problems, which is that you live a shitty life. You probably still won't quit 4chan completely, but you'll limit it to short intervals.

>>39574905
Only go on 4chan when you're at the gym in between sets. This creates both a reward system for you and promotes lifting.
Do not go on 4chan at any other times for maximum life/body gains

>>39574905
Welcome newfriend

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ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

TECHNOLOGY WAS A MISTAKE

>>39576466
>4chan
>reward
What 4chan are you talking about?

>>39574905
atleast you dont jackoff to masT pics....