Why are cargo pants alpha and why do you wear them?

Extra storage for all my spaghetti

>>39564348
Because I'm FBI.

They enhance my hip drahve.

BANE?

They are comfier than jeans

They go well with my carbon fiber tactical fedora

>>39565008
Kek

>>39565008
Thanks for the kek anon.

>>39564348
No they're not.

I carry my tools n shut in the pockets instead of carrying some faggot man purse. Also they match my fanny pack well.

>>39564348
Please don't wear these unless you actually are in construction

I only wear cargo pants. Anyone who has a problem with it is a little bitch and they dont deserve having their opinion acknowledged.

>>39565347
Ask me how I know you're a virgin

>>39565008
>>39565012
>>39565185
xD

>>39565185
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHITPOSTER

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Chinos or gtfo

>>39565480
This man knows

>>39565480
>>39565489
t. nu-male

>>39565502
I'm in the Army boyo, ain't nothing here but queer muscle men in uniform

>>39565480
the ones on the right look better, the ones in the middle are for fuccbois

>>39564348
It's 2016 they were alpha like ten years ago

>>39565651
True alpha fashion never dies, cuck.

>>39565527
>people who brag about being in the military are probably faggots who sit in reserve

I agree with your style, but stop bragging about 'muh army', people who pay taxes serve their country more than your faggot ass ever will.

>>39565695
I'm just saying numales don't even touch the gym, it's not like I even said my name or branch. People wearing the uniform other than a base disgust me

>>39565480
left are the best, middle looks like a middle school teacher, and right looks autistic.

>>39565745
I have to agree with you. The faggot trend on /fit/ is that somehow a beard is for nu-males.

>>39566261
It's always been that way. It's like a hitler youth haircut.

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>>39564348
They are not alpha. They're just comfortable and durable. I'm wearing what suits me, and honestly don't care about some cringy boys wanting to go by trend of chinos or some other girly shit. I remember times that naming cloth pants different mans was gay as fuck, unless you were in clothes/sewing industry. Clothes don't make you a men.

4u

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>>39566329
>They are not alpha. They're just comfortable and durable. I'm wearing what suits me, and honestly don't care about some cringy boys wanting to go by trend of chinos or some other girly shit. I remember times that naming cloth pants different mans was gay as fuck, unless you were in clothes/sewing industry. Clothes don't make you a men.

dr pavel im cia

>>39565480
gay af

>>39566321
Beards have always been considered manly, and sometimes cucks such as yourself come along and declare it either unpopular or flavor of the month. Real men don't follow faggy tends like this. You're never going to sway the opinion of someone with a huge, well grown beard that's literally older than you anytime soon.

If I take those pants off, will you die?

cargo pants/shorts are ideal if your goal is to have as little sex as possible

>>39566732
Leather jackets and fedoras aren't comfortable or durable, but nice try, autist.

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>>39564348
Only for small guys

Not for big guys like you

>>39566329
Post a pic of yourself manly man

>>39567298
A leather jacket is the most durable upper-body garment known to man you dofus.

>>39567272
t. nu-male

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>>39564348

>>39567820
Fuckboy starter kit.

>>39564406
Its cia you shit

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>>39564348
Cargo shorts are superior to sweatpants only because you'll have plenty of room for your wallet and phone. I have never found jeans that fit my strange anatomy and have enough room in the pockets.
Comfort is the most important thing in clothing.

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Do you guys ever want to make it?
>pic related

>>39568039
how do you not get this meme? please leave 4chan right now

this is the most autistic thread ive seen today

what do you wear with the cargo pants? a trenchcoat and fedora?

I know this is 4chan but shit

>>39567298
>leather jackets
>not durable
Pick one and only one you retard

>>39567635
Except it's not. I've ripped plenty of them, they're overrated trash for edgelords and gay bikers.

>>39569356
t. fuckboy.

>>39570117
Buy a real leather jacket then, not some faggy designer shit

>>39570117
Unless you're an edgelord or gay biker, how have you worn and ripped plenty of them?

>>39568039
u mean big guy starter kit

>>39570768
yeah maybe he's big to you he is

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>>39564406
... It's CIA...

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>>39564348
>implying
>implying dickies work pants aren't the most alpha pants

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>>39565480
chinos are hot as fuck
tfw ex wouldnt wear chinos even though i offered to buy them for him

>>39568211
what the fuck are those shoes

>>39565480
>tfw don't have tiny white man thighs
>can't wear slacks without the pockets attempting escape velocity