I know everything about gear/juice/gas/roids...ask me anything.

What do you know about mk-677?

>>39561758
Is gear the only way to get a cobra back?
Or is it just insertions?

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>>39561763

This is useless.
Don't waste your money.

>pic related

You may know everything about gear, but do you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>39561763
hgh "mimicker"...worthless.

where do i get it

>>39561773
to get a back like in the photos, yes, serious gear is required, along with hard work and major nutritional knowledge.

>>39561789
Find the biggest dude in your gym and say you want to leave humanity behind

>>39561758
how would a 20-something male respond to a fairly small (20mg?) dosage of anavar? would other substances be required?

>>39561789
Your local steroid dealer.

>>39561758
mkay..

proper step by step on how to homebrew Test.

Proper protocol for Slin

and proper protocol for Synthol

and proper cycle for Trest.

oh wait you dont know.. back to your adorable cycle of 500 test a week.

stay adorable.

Not in the am bro

>>39561758
Is 21 too young to juice? I wanna do a standard test cycle when my birthday hits

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>>39561773
Not OP, and I'm not on gear. The answer to your question is no, you don't need gear for a cobra back.

>>39561758
if im naturally freckly will melanotan 2 fuck my up and ruin my complexion worse

im not super freckle but a little bit on the arms

>>39561807

Do you know basic stoichiometry?

>>39561813
height, weight and how long u been training?

>>39561821
I compete and home brew my own shit

with years experience of all competitive compounds.

but sure, entertain the natties with your beginner cycle knowledge.

it is adorable to watch.

>>39561828
guaranteed under 5'8"

>>39561813
>cobra back

shows Fluffy physique with mediocre definition

oh you natties.

>>39561803
Other substances would necessarily be required. A first time user will respond fairly well. Mild results to be expected. But more than anything you can buy over the counter.

>>39561758
>Looking for serious assistance here

I only want to run a proper test cycle and see where it takes me

1. Where do you actually get quality product?
2. How to know the proper cycle for a beginner
3. Being honest here I believe I grew up low test from an early age until my 20s, and I haven't gifted with genetics as other guys, what can I honestly do?

>>39561831

Not OP

Good, you are injecting heavy metals in your ass.
Stick to your microwave.

>>39561813
Nice. For some reason my lats only look big when I flex them. If I don't it looks like I don't have lats.

>>39561850
stick to your 13 inch arms and small sized shirts.

>>39561828
That particular pic was taken on Dec 9th, 2015

Height: 5'9
Weight: 180ish
Two years from when that picture was taken

>>39561831

>homebrews own steriods in bathtub
>completely fucks his hormonal system by age 35
>injecting complete toxins to "save a buck" from buying the real stuff

>>39561859

> inb4 you are using plastic containers

Lads, at least learn high school chemistry before cooking you own poison.

>>39561844
Also

tell me the proper protocols of EPO and how to prep it pre event.

oh wait no, this is just a beginner cycle thread.

I'll boost your ego..

do .. do I need to aspirate?
HAHAHAHA fucking Social Autism, all of you.

>>39561807
Homebrew is for amatuers. Get a source, like a crooked pharmacist, doctor or organized crime member. All straight from the pharmacy.

>>39561873
that works when you're using mommy and daddys money and your cycle only costs 300 bucks.

when you're using 4 grams of gear a week.. yeah it will get costly. On top of everything else.


These ask me anything thread about gear is fucking pathetic.

The most these kids can answer are.. PCT questions for basic shit, and how to get started.

>>39561828
5'4" competed at 188 back in late 90's. One place from turning pro in US. Just joined a gym on monday.

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>>39561865

>5'9

>>39561758
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BEGINNER CYCLE, AND THAT IS THE LIMIT OF MY KNOWLEDGE.


ftfy.

learn how to title your shit properly, some of the big boys are here and will correct your Autism.

>>39561872
no joke, you sound like a complete tool bag who tries wayyyyy to hard

>>39561865

>brags about his puffy 0 definition "cobra" back
>5'9 180lbs
>thinks he even compares to jay and ronnie's 5'9 280lbs 6% bodyfat back

You have higher bodyfat(in lbs) than them and literally 100lbs less lean body mass, fuck off with your sad delusions.

>>39561849
As far as a source, I can't help you. A proper cycle for a beginner can be almost anything. Plenty of good info in the net. I would 4-600mg a week would be a good start.

>>39561758
what did your first cycle look like? and what does a typical steroid cycle look like?

>>39561872
EPO? Seriously? You're in the wrong thread Lance Armstrong.

>>39561899
No clue what you are talking about, other than shit posting on a forum.

>>39561872
>protocols of EPO

IS THIS NIGGA CEREAL xDDDDDD

Not really gear but what's the best diet while running DNP? No carb, low carb, moderate carb? Training tip?

>>39561917
mma?
crossfit?
boxing?

you kids are adorable.

>>39561904
no joke yo doggie doggie.

Willing to bet you sag your pants.

Did I hurt your delicate mediocre physique feelings with the lack of knowledge you have?

stay cute.

>tries way to hard
stating basic ADVANCED protocols.

oh you kids.

>>39561913
haha, my first cycle was 1 bottle of Upjohn Winstrol. One 30 CC bottle, and I think I took 100 mgs, twice a week.

>>39561935
its a drug.

its a widely used drug in endurance sports.

But nobody in this autistic forum knows how to use it.

Just stick with your 500 mg test knowledge. its fun to watch.

>>39561940
DNP? sorry, don't know what that is.

>>39561955

No shit GH
It's not a steroid, this is a steroid related thread.

>>39561758
what would happen if these guys stop taking roids?

>>39561758
Most effective AI and whether to take it throughout cycle or just for PCT

>>39561965
you use gear hand in hand with epo or GH

which NEEDS protocol, and is steroid related.


it's okay, again i'll boost your ego by asking you basic bitch questions.

Do do i use caffeine with my Bronkaid?
Do i need prescription for it?

please sir, i needss to know
youre the best ;) TEE HEE

>>39561940

low carb to minimize heat issues.

if it's a short high blast of like 800mg for 10 days you can get away without training after day 2.

do a few push ups at home if you really feel like it.

>>39561899
I assure you I've gone further in the muscle world than anyone in this forum right now.

>>39561758
how.. how many puffs of my albuterol do I take so i can start burning body fat?

thank you.

TEE HEE

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>>39561971

>>39561979

>babyshit from teen bodybuilding talking about eca

kid, get the fuck out of here, we don't deal with bottom of the barrel practically useless drugs.

>>39561979

> Fraudlets in charge of being stupid

it piss

>>39561971
THey lose weight and look normal.

>>39561985
yep.

until i came along and butt blasted you and called you out.

again, stick with your basic bitch knowledge.

Im done with this thread anyways.
You can have the newbies, as you are yourself.

>>39561980
Probably going to run half that with 500mg of crystal but the plan is three weeks

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>>39561943
>tfw 26 yrs old
>pretty decent natty physique
>tfw make over $100k
>tfw already fat 401k
>tfw fucked 50+ girls

yeah, nah...keep making your own steriods my man. You are super awesome and totally crushing life bro!!!1!

>>39561992
bahahah

omg you took that seriously.

SOCIAL AUTISM at its finest.

>>39561992
It appears you are fighting with another poster, not the OP.

>>39562006
thats adorable

qualifying yourself to me.

What else should you include in your resume to get my approval?

adorable.

>>39562006

>his life is so miserable and hes buttblasted so hard he has to lie in a child pornography website's steroid subforum

>>39562000
You're right, I'm just a poser. Ya got me.

>>39562017

He is responding to t 5 posters thinking that they all are OP.
Those metals he injects really fucked him up.

>>39562032
so answer my question then.

simple one.

basic steps for homebrewing test

or

protocols for using slin in contest prep.

its okay i wont wait too long.

>>39561807

Nigga, you can't even make Benzene by yourself.

>>39562033
I guess. He needs to back off the ephedrine and synthroid.

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>>39561758

Will Anavar 20mg for 100 days do anything?

>>39562044
why would i make bb or ba myself, when they're dirt cheap.

homebrew doesnt mean you make everything from scratch. geezus

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Please stop feeding the troll who by the sound of it is still in high school

>>39562042
Dude, myself nor anyone I knew ever home brewed a fucking thing. They were packaged right from the god damn pharmacy. They were either gotten through pharms and docs, or the mafia guys would have the routes of the delivery truck, pull it over, pay the driver and steal the goods. No one home brewed. No one! You think Ronnie Coleman or Jay are fucking around in their bath tub making their shit?

300mg of test e once a week for 10 weeks do anything

>>39562064
Yep just brush me off as trolling, easier to swallow that pill instead of admitting this is a basic bitch knowledge thread.

back to your DNP threads and protein powder threads.

cute.

>>39562057
Sure. Better than any supplements but not huge results. 100 days is a safe period of time.

>>39562062

> why would I do anything more thank turning on microwave
> homebrewing
> using dirt cheap laced shit
> when your compounds weigh 2 times more than it should

>>39562068
> i know everything about gear

can't answer simple intermediate knowledge shit

>ron coleman j cutler

naming few bodybuilders that can afford 10 thousand dollars worth of igf 1 a month.

Clueless about the rest of the circuit homebrewing

OHHHHHH the AUTISM

>>39562074
>keeps saying cute and adorable

Is something wrong with you? Are you s-s-stupid, boy?

starting to sound like a defense mechanism. Sad.

>>39562071
Sure, but not a ton. Keep in mind, they prescribe 200mg of testosterone to guys for low T. so its not much, but you'd see results.

>>39562103
not understanding social boundaries.

being this needy, needing every statement has to be unique towards him.

ADORABLE but yet cute.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>39562103
I'm simply trying to answer questions. yeah, the title was a little provocative but I'm being genuine. I do have experience.

>>39561758
Do i need prescription when buying protein powder?

Mommy will come with me to buy it..

>>39562121
I'm sure you do.


im just being a toxic asshole that needs to go to bed.

get at it.

Been stating this entire forum needs a sticky about beginner gear, but mods are retards.

anyways have fun.

>>39561807
> muh homebrewing PhD
> doesn't know how to make anhydrate

Regarding questions about how much to take starting out, most questions have mentioned minor amounts. I was stunned to find out how much pros use (daily). Pre contest they would take as many as 5 injections, 60 tabs, HGH, insulin, thyroid, xanax, clenbuterol and a few different anti estrogen tabs like tamoxifen to prevent aromatization of all the testosterone. I thought it will kill them within a week, yet they did it all the time.

>>39562151

Bet he can't even concentrate and purify a compound.

>>39562174
TO be honest, I couldn't. That's a side of it I never got into or learned much about.

>>39562138
>When chembrahs come over and rape your ass
>" I-I'm just being an a-ashole guise."
>" I need to go to b-bed now."
>" S-stop it you guise!"

how do i go from a test cycle at 500/w to a cruise of 200/w? do i just start pinning cruise dose immediately on next week?

>>39562095

I'm currently 180, not looking to add too much mass, just kinda cut up a little bit and fit back into my normal clothes again. I did GOMAD for a little bit, which worked great! Just not a fan of the fat gain.

How about how much do you think I would gain? 5, 10 pounds?

what are the side effects of steroids?

>>39562209
I would go down by a 100mg a week. Typically your strength is measured in 50g to 200mg per cc, so its easy to meter down. If you drop the entire amount from one week to the next, you'll feel/notice a drop in your performance and possibly bodyweight.

>>39562242
Its nearly impossible to answer that without knowing you. Too many factors come into play.

>>39561885
Pics or you're just a layer on the interneets

I just verified with images of pizza....scary.

>>39562249
weight gain, water retention, acne, strength gain, increased boner activity, puffy face, veins, increased appetite.

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Hey anons I just went to buy my first set of shit for my first cycle. Was planning on running a 12 week cycle of Test E @ 500mg per week.

However at the moment my guy only had 1 vial (10ml) of Test P and 1 vial (10ml) of test E. He suggested I use the Test P for the first 3 weeks of my cycle to kickstart it. Also he gave me a bigass bottle of "liquid letro" which he recommended I only take if I start to notice any gyno issues.

Is he steering me in the right direction? I trust this guy a ton, and he's going to get me another bottle of Test E in 2 weeks along with my clomid/nolva pct once his orders come in.

>>39562275

Ballpark it. What's the average results one would expect?

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>>39562279
lower right.

>>39562300
are we referring to a gallon of milk a day?? Or am I way off base?

>>39561943
MasT?

I'm not looking for size gains.

I'm looking to take my bodyweight strength to the next level. I can already do 5 one arm chin ups, and am working on planche variations.


What would give me the best results without the need for pct?

>>39562300
if we are talking about milk, and you train hard, I would say 2-3 pounds max?

>>39562322
That would be a question for someone who is more familiar with different modalities of training. I'm a washed up bodybuilder, I know iron, and some condition work. The new ways of training are so much better and create a much better athlete.

>>39562299
I missed this. He sounds legit. Test P can be painful at site injection.

>>39562381
so how many cc of Test P should I be injecting EOD??

He was telling me to rotate glute injections, and also to never do more than 1 cc at a time, so could I just mix the .75cc with the Test E shot for ease of shooting?

What dosage should a 160lb man have as a first cycle? Also, would it be too early to take anavar?

>>39562415
I'm same weight, not OP but I'm doing a basic 500mg test E x week cycle for 12 weeks

>>39561796
He said he's natty.

>>39562338
Bodybuilders can do pretty well with calisthenics, even at their size.

How about, what has the least likelihood of giving me problems with hormonal regulation later in life?

Say, I want to get on and off fairly regularly so that I can jump progressions for advanced moves

>>39561780
you're full on retarded, shit works great if you dont want to pin

>>39561780
only retards use PEDs or SARMs

>>39562302
Timestamp?

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How many mg of Test P should I be injecting every other day to help kick start my 12wk cycle of 500mg test E per week?

>>39561758
Why don't you put out more videos Rich?

how do i steroid

>>39561892
The only thing that makes you better than other people is your height, fucking pathetic man

I'm 6'1 but I don't need to make fun of shorter people to feel better about myself

will i keep my gains if I cruise then cut after a cycle? to go from 13 to sub 10%