How do i dexter?

>>39558513
Do nothing but bench press for for 4 months.

>>39558513
>Crossfit with dead bodies
>Bang wife
>Keep running in circles to avoid getting caught
>Bang crazy chicks
>Ruin last seasons
>Become a lumberjack or some shit
>end series

>>39558743
Perfect, only you forgot the part about Debra being portrayed as extremely hot while she is a 5 at best

>>39558771
True plus the fact where she had this whole plot line of being in love Dex.
Deb is a shitty character overall tho.

She's a 4.5 in face and her body is like a 7.5 at best.

>>39558513
Huh. Thought I remembered his arms being bigger than that. I guess a well fitting t-shirt will do that.

>>39558822
The photo looks like it was around his whole cancer or disease issue. His arms were big beginning of the show though.

>>39558771
Did they ever really portray her as hot? Iirc, she had just a series of shifty relationships that no actually attractive woman would get into
>serial killer who was just after her brother
>cop with a drug/alcohol problem
>really old dude to satisfy daddy issues
>random Hispanic dudes that fuck most anything that moves irl anyway

I can't remember anymore

>>39558840
They tried to bit eventually gave up. Its hard to fix an issue that's cracked to the core.

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>>39558771
Imagine being Desmond Harrington in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jennifer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Desmond and not only sit in that chair while Jennifer Carpenter flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JENNIFER CARPENTER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Savannah, Georgia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Desmond. You're not going to lose your future movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>39558743
Man I was sad to watch the last episode of Dexter, but the last 2 seasons were pretty bad.

>>39559047
Fucking poetry mate. I've never thought of it so deep like that.

But I feel for all of the men that have been intimate on screen with her. Truly. ..

>>39559108
I prefer to, when I rewatch, only go through the beginning seasons. The last two are unbearable.

>>39559047
I love this pasta