Well /fit/ what you gonna do about it ?

I think there is a cultural barrier between us because I have no idea what that means.

>>39552706
it means a short person accosted you by asserting that your michael jordan brand shoes are knock offs, also implying you are poor

>>39552722
Ah, I would wish him well and be on with my day

>>39552706
I think it means your "Jordan" shoes are fake.

>>39552678
Continue to stare forward, albeit more awkwardly, finish pissing, shake 3 times, put my dick back through my fly, zip, wash my hands, and leave thinking about how I will never forget this weird experience.

>>39552749
kek

>>39552730
No anon, you're gonna drown that fucking dindu with his own piss

idk man that lil dude can brawl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI

>They told me about all the cool shit I'll see
>all the strange things the world has to offer
>pick wild wasteland perk
>sams club greeter offers me ecstacy
>people stop me to inform me that they are, in fact, mopping up piss
>Oompa loompa fresh out of the chocolate river belch at me with gutteral tongue about my footwear
>bloody mess makes so much more sense now

>>39552777
>777

checked and kek'd

>>39552767
>youre making me feel bad sean
my heart breaks for this lil guy

>>39552678
gonna slap him with my dick then throw his ass in a trash can.

>>39552678
laugh and realize I'm white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA

>pants all the way down

>>39552678
Be thankful for my education and perhaps give the unfortunate lad a shekel or two. Oh, I know he'll just buy a "forty" with it, but hell, who wants to be sober in a life like that?

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>>39552749
OK serious question. I've never understood this. How small does your dick have to be for you to be able to use only your fly in that situation? I'm five inches soft and it's kind of an ordeal to pull it through the fly. Gotta get a couple of fingers around it and then pull the rest through, which is almost unbearable. And then getting it back in is just ridiculous. Gotta fold it in and mash it down while jiggling my pant leg to get it straightened out again.

So I just unbutton, unzip, and proceed with much greater ease.

Is your dick short enough that it basically just pops out when you unzip or what?

>ur mom lmao

>>39553035
It helps when you're a grower. Also, as an aside, it improves odds of anal, bc women look and think, sure, that won't be so bad. I always laugh to myself when they agree to it, then get to see the look when I'm 4 inches in and get to say, "don't worry, that's almost halfway!" Fuck that look is priceless.

>>39552897

>Feels good man