What say you in your defense.

"You'll never get big lifting books faggot"

>>39552380
At least I can defend myself.

>>39552380
Tell him to cut the "cute" shit and answer the question like an adult

"Catch my fist with your head, faggot".

>>39552380
You can get books online now

>>39552380
I wut m8? 1v1 me starcraft

Next year I'll hit the 1,000lb mark and earn my MSCS from a top 5 school with a 3.9-4.0 GPA. I already have a $130k/yr job.

>>39552425
what league u in famo

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>>39552380

>>39552469
not him but i played for like 3 months season 1 lotv, got dia, then quit because i was so angry at it that i skipped the gym one day because i wanted to make up mmr i lost

needless to say i dropped that for 6 months and just place in my league every new season since

>>39552380
"So you don't"

Only the worst kind of person believes it's a zero sum game and you can't be both

>>39552500
you don't know what a zero sum game is

>>39552390
underrated

Come on faggot. I know you're out there. Post the pic. Go on. We're all waiting.

>>39552534
Yes I do, some people seem to believe that you can't be smart and lift weights at the same time, that every single person fits into one or the other, so the smarter you are the wimpier your body is and vice versa

How is that not zero sum, where gains in one area directly correlate with losses in another?

>>39552579
nah u dont

>>39552380
"You're head is upwards of three times the normal size. Please see a doctor immediately."

>>39552579
yeah nah you totally dont know what it means

>>39552579
The "Game" part of Zero Sum Game implies there are other players, where one player's gain directly causes losses in other player's.

>>39552492
ok now do the other way around

>>39552380
I'm the one with the Bachelor's degree in Physics though

>>39552465
>lieing on 4chin

>>39552697
I have a Bachelor's in Biology and a Master's in Biomedical Sciences and I still feel like I don't know jack shit.

>>39552714
welcome to the club

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome

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>>39552723
The thing is, I can't just spout off the steps of Glycolysis, evolutionary game theory or any of the Bio crap I've learned over the last 5 years but if you give me an hour to review some material I suppose I could. But I don't know if it's supposed to be this way. I feel like at this point I should have more...expertise.

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>>39552579
>he un-ironically doesnt know what it means

>>39552390
fpbp

>>39552380
"Hydro encephalitis is no joke buddy, maybe go see a doctor?"

>>39552380
At least i don't have a jew nose

>>39552390
kek

>>39552682
>games require more than one player

>>39552380
Saying something in your defense is for weak feminine men

I can punch your fucking head off, mate. I don't need to speak

>>39552579

see

>>39552682

But actually you are right. Why? Because he is anthropomorphized the two positions - so they are the "players"

>Player One: the Brain
>Player Two: the Gains

In this definition, the term Zero Sum Game applies.

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>>39552380

Would you rather be a beta brain boi who becomes a used up whores betabux or a /fit/ but stupid slayer who fucks girls on the daily?

Or maybe you can just be /fit/ and educated. Why are academics so fucking pathetic?

>>39552740
I know the feelings mate, I only recently realised I am good at what I do,
3/4 though my PhD in Chem/Envio Eng.

>>39552579
I have never seen a scientist with a rocking body. just admit it, gym people are not the brightest people

>>39552465
then the year after that you'll die from heart failure, succ faggot

>>39554291
kek

>>39554449
There is more to life than just fucking girls and getting ripped.

>>39554580
>

Excersise and muscles make the brain healthier and able to absorb information easier

>>39554580
Fucking girls is fun and a great way to boost your ego since youre doing something thats incredibly difficult and getting ripped is about looking good
Life might not be about this but it sure is fun to do these two

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>>39554533
checked

>>39552661
underrated as fuck

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>>39552380

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>>39554646

>>39554516
as someone who spent the first 26 years of my life fat and out of shape, getting fit sparked a dissonance in me (self-perceived identity vs reality) that served as the catalyst to an analysis of the meaning and impact of identity and ego unlike anything else in my life. if you have the wherewithal to recognize it, getting fit will change you in every aspect, including mentally.

>>39554685
Tips

>>39552697
Sweet, me too.
Doesn't change the fact that a lot of gym goers are neanderthals.

>>39555780
And a lot of non goers are as well

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>>39552380

>tfw to intelligent to let my IQ go lower than my bodyweight

>>39552499
>and just place in my league every new season since
You still sound like a tremendous faggot.

>>39554516
It's pretty common for doctors to be ripped

>>39555996
kek, need to study a fucking lot then

>>39553899
In Game Theory they do.

>>39556426
Dont worry I'm a manlet;D

>>39555996
Nanomachines son.

>>39552740
Im undergrad and teach bio and know what you feel

When you start talking to people fucking around just for the degree though you realize most people couldnt even do that

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>>39554607
>fucking girls
>incredibly difficult

You're retarded.

>tfw I have a qt gf I can fuck daily

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>>39557243
>tfw I have a qt gf I can fuck daily
>I won the lottery and manage to get a gf so now i judge people who arent as fortunate

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>>39552390
OP BTFO

>>39554291
Lmfao

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>tfw dumb enough too lift

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>engineer
>academic honors
>had my pick of 10 job offers
>company presidents were personally calling me and asking me to come work for them
Half the reason I started lifting was because I wanted the brawn too. I got tired of being skeleton mode, my physique was my weakest aspect.

But none of that matters.

Who the fuck cares what other people think? Fuck it man, you do you and I'm gonna do me. I'm stronger than some people but weaker than others. I'm smarter than some people but dumber than others. I'm more cultured than some people but less than others.

I don't give a shit about you and I don't expect you to give a shit about me. I look to other people to see what positives they have, then use that to inspire me to work harder and push myself to be better. That's it.

I lift for me. I study for me. I improve myself for me, no one else.

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>>39557243
>tfw it's not fullfilling anymore because she is always available
I miss the hunt.

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>>39557781
>when i'm single and chasing tail i get lonely and want a steady gf
>when i have a steady gf i get bored and want to start chasing tail
just

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>I'm in medschool
>They guy with the best grades on the class is even fitter than me
Some dyels played too much D&D and think real life is balanced.

>>39554650
>>39552390
>butthurt retards who try to buy society's validation by lifting detected

>>39557814
so much this

>>39554449
It's balance mate. I abandoned the fit dream in pursuit of physics and maths, but I still keep myself as fit as I can be within those limits. Key is balance. You can't work out so much that you're too busy recovering to think, but you also don't want to be some skinny little science pussy who can't stand up for any of his beliefs.

>>39552390
>bullshit. I bench 100 War and Peaces

>>39552380
Is this achievable natty?

>>39557763
This guy gets it

>>39557886

>implying

Society's validation is what I'm doing a graduate degree and a career as an attorney for, anon.

Lifting is the only thing that lets me look at myself in the mirror.

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>>39552465

>Next year I'll hit the 1,000lb mark

Don't wait until next year to start lifting man go today!

>>39552393
would come off as very autistic considering the guy obviously doesn't work out anywhere

>>39552380

What is there to defend? This is just a simple exchange between a curious liftsman and a pretentious reader.

You just go, "huh, neat," and continue walkin'.

>>39557763
>smart
>engineer

>>39557837
but if you actually played d&d you'd know it's not balanced, and that guy smarter and fitter than you just rolled all 18s

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>>39552695

>>39552380
this is the worst image I have ever seen

>>39554650
lmao

>>39554217
lol

>>39552751
literally perfect teeth on the right

>>39558734
She has bottom crowding on her lower teeth.
>tfw in dental school AND CAN'T STOP NOTICING TEETH

>>39558496
Don't be so sure. Lots of people in countries that aren't third world shitholes do some kind of exercise. It's just usually a) way too infrequent to be considered regular, b) ineffective due to poor planning, and c) usually doesn't have and good diet behind it.

>>39558756
*any good diet
Damn phone

>>39552380
>2016
>going to a library

Poorfag or autist confirmed

>>39558739
>tfw not in dental school and obsessed with teeth

why do I have this anon ? it started like 1 year ago
I just can't help but check the teeth of everyone Im talking too and notice the imperfections then I rate them in my head
I also find it very hot when a girl has perfect straight teeth (and teeth "symetry" if that makes sense)

>>39557763
damn... now i get it...

>>39557460
>gf
>lottery
sheeeeet you're a waste man

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>>39552380
People still think one excludes the other.

Been reading an hour a day since last year, feels good nigga.

>>39558532
>judges
>shitposter

>>39552714
Is that why I think I'm a retard and most people are nice to me because I'm retarded?

>>39552380
neither of those people are attractive. I wanna be small and cute, graceful.

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>>39557418
KEK
E
K

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>>39552390
>he only reads books that are easy to lift

>>39552390
>faggot

As you get reported to every left wing news outlet and they shit on until you become so depressed you kill yourself.

Sorry man this is a bad response in this day and age.

>>39557763
>brainlet who probably couldn't pass a real analysis course thinks he's smart

???? actually unreal

People who are physically fit are statistically smarter and have better fluid intelligence than those that are not fit.

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/teen-fitness-linked-higher-iq-achievement
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-12/bumc-afa120213.php
http://degreecouncil.org/2015/physical-fitness-and-intelligence/

BTFO

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>mfw someone who doesn't know how to establish the equivalence between generalized holonomy formalism and the principal bundle formalism of gauge theory as categories asks me how many sets of squats I have left

>>39561337
>read books
If by read you mean look at le funny picture. That's a giant ass picture book

>>39561511
Not that anon but most real analysis isn't hard if you're not a brainlet. Its just writing babby teir proofs of fairly intuitive things, any half witted undergrad could do it.

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>>39558643

>>39561660
wow is that oc? its very arousing

>>39552380
This comic assumes and is based off stereotypes which is not very smart or reasonable to make an argument based off this.

Also
>not listening to pod casts about technology/science/etc at the gym

Doing it wrong

>>39552380
>Wondering how Jewish people work out

Starting with taxes, auditing, then financial loans

Lifting weights takes an hour a day.

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>tfw to intelligent to lift

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>>39552390

>>39554646
See >>39552554 newfriend.

>>39555807
Fair point, but your average guy isn't going to be jelly of your average airhead.
Nerds are just insecure as fuck because no one can notice how smart you are at a glance.

>>39552390
/thread

>>39552492
That one made me lol irl thank you for that anon

>>39552380
"can't grep dead wood faggit"

>>39561491
He fell for it

>>39561637
>measure theory
>intuitive
Lmao found the brainlet.

>>39558532
underrated

>>39557814
holy fuck this

>>39552380
i train while listening to educational podcasts, psychology, history, animal sex noises. get on my level?

>>39555996
NASSER
A
S
S
E
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>>39552380
If you're so smart, why don't you lift weights to offset your giant head, jew nose, and retarded elf ears?

>>39552661
*Your
Fucking brainlet, get a library membership and start doing Starting Stories ASAP

>>39561337

>he literally has to read Satan's books to get big

Gains are the dark side of the force?

>>39557763
>Who the fuck cares what other people think?
We're social creatures, motherfucker. Like it or not, you gotta blend in.