Pre Workout Horror Story

>>39549130
did you shit up part of it or wholle

if wholle then youre gucci but if only parts then you should want to get it removed it literally steals the gains from you

especially vitamins

Whole thing. Doc asked the same thing

Diatemaceous earth shreds parasites.

>>39549198
i still lwould get checked

you can have multiple at once i think
and since you had one you are in risk zone

>>39549198
...how can you tell?


btw, I'm terrified of something like that happening to me. You got me some PreTSD

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>>39549162
>literally more concerned about gains than a fucking parasite

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>>39549292
tapeworms are not that dangerous per se

but they literally feed on your pre gains

"In rare cases, infection with the fish tapeworm can cause vitamin B12 deficiency, because the worm absorbs this vitamin. You need vitamin B12 to make red blood cells, so a deficiency can lead to anaemia (a reduced number of red blood cells)."

I have seen that in Dr House.

>>39549311
Oh man I haven't watched house in years. Might binge it later this week

>>39549292
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>39549323
>>39549311
>>39549355
its just i have a phobia of any type of parasite no bully
house was a good fucking show tho

How to rid one's self of a tapeworm?

>>39549407
Take drugs which will kill it

>>39549130
Were you ever sick or did you have previous symptoms? Or did you just take a shit and see it?

>>39549198
How can you tell? Holy shit.

>>39549415
Such as?

>>39550090
preworkout

My old grandmother was an old school pharmacist and she told me this is how they used to get rid of tapeworm in the old days:

You had to basically starve yourself for a week. Then, you would drink a full liter of hot milk.

This would make the worm to come right up and you would have to literally pull it out of your mouth, like a magician pulling ribbons from his mouth.

Once done, you'd have to bring the worm to the pharmacist, who would check and see if the head would still be on it.

If not, sorry friendo, you'd have to do it again, since it would grow back full size within a few days.

>>39550090
1200 scoops of real food

>>39550090
Idk what its called

The doctor prescribes it

>>39550198
We have drugs that just kill them now

Would pounding liqueur do the trick? Shit's pretty strong and can alreaady kill me. I can't beleive a tapeworm would hold its drink better than I can.

>>39550198
T-thats bullshit, right?

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>not re-eating the worm for an infinite protein source

>>39550198
original GOMAD

>>39550635
>tie little noose around tapeworm, tie little string around one of your back teeth
>pull the fucker up once a week, eat everything but the head
>reswallow
>repeat

is this the best way to do a cut? free protein AND a little guy that will help keep your weight down swimming around inside of you

>>39550691
Hes getting the protien from you to begin with.

>>39550708
eating him back should balance it out? i mean how much can a tapeworm realistically consume that can't be made up for with another scoop

Have a tapeworm, gonna try three scoops C4 and some ATG squats

>>39550717
Then why keep him around in the first place?

>>39549130
My tapeworm had a heart attack

>>39550747
good night sweet prince

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Where the hell do you live? Tapeworms in the west? Not on my watch

Yeah. Tapeworms are all fun and games until the eggs go into your bloodstream and you end up with tapeworms in your brain. Or they breed so much that you literally are have more worm than guts inside you

>>39550198
this is my nightmare

>>39551456
Neither of those things actually happen, r-right?

>>39551742
There's a reasom they are dangerous lol. If they werent people would use them to lose weight all the time

>>39551762
SHOO SHOO Gains Goblin

>>39550090
Chipotle should get the bastard as it ruptures your insides, maybe some taco bell quesaritos after to really scorch the earth

>>39550198
Fuck that id rather just have a goddamn tapeworm.

>>39549130
is that a fucking basilisk?!