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The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
>Tfw I lift for the DENNIS SYSTEM
>TFW being a manipulative is the ultimate way to get off.
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season 7 Mac, best Mac
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>Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
>Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
>Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
That's like the opposite of the DENNIS system
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>>39548987
>TFW being a manipulative is the ultimate way to get off.
Ultimate way to get off is to assume someone else their identity down to the last detail, even if it means fucking a tiny asian twink
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>Macs the ultimate cuck
Move in
After
Completion
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>>39549187
Mac is /fit/ personified
>>39549361
Except he uses that exact line in the show to demonstrate the result
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Fuck, I think I accidentally did this.
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>>39548987
I just tell them that if they ever left me id kill myself. Works so far!
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