fatppl

>My second day in the house i learned that i would never be able to have anything in the fridge that was even remotely delicious or it would disappear. I had gone grocery shopping, and although most my stuff is healthy or the very least needs preparation, I have a soft spot for ice cream. pop sickles to be exact. I bought 2x packs, that's 24 pop sickles total. I had 2x before bed that evening and when i woke up they were all gone. All 22 of them.
>When i asked him about it, he denied it. he just looked at his computer screen and wouldn't look me in the eye and just denied, denied, denied. I wasn't even mad, I had just gotten in there, and i was just happy to be given a free place to stay.

>Over the course of my stay I learned a few things.
> I learned my aunt needs to have bathtime or else he doesn't clean himself. He takes a shower every Sunday, or he doesn't get his allowance. (he doesn't really smell though, surprisingly)
>I learned that he's banned from almost every store within a 2 mile radius for shoplifting.
>I learned he once tricked my aunt into thinking he was going to the gym to work with a personal trainer friend of his who gives him a good discount (his words). Instead he was just talking the money and going to the movies, and buying shit food and other tings he wanted. This btw lasted 2 months.

The shit hit the fan 5 weeks into my stay.

>Snackman knocks on my door like 1:00 in the morning, one night. I'm usually up late, so i was awake. He tells me he's really worried about a bed sore that he has and has been postponing going to see a doctor about, and asks me if I can take a look at it.
>My first thought is comatose people and paraplegics get bed sores, literally impossible for someone able to move to get them, cause you'll move when the pain starts kicking in. It's like killing yourself from holding your breath to long, it's just not going to happen.
>I ask him to show me, he's reluctant and tells me he needs to pull his pants down. I tell him, I see this shit every day, dont be pussy let's see it. So he pulls his pants down, and points to the lower portion of his legs.
>I've never seen anything like this. His legs were purple. First thing i notice is the massive lipedema and venous insufficiency, both legs look swollen to a point of bursting. All surrounded by ulcerating wounds.
>I tell him he needs to go see a doctor immediately and that this isn't bedsores. As I start to go into what it looks like and what could be causing it. He just says "oh okey, I'll look into it" before i can begin spilling my medical mumbo jumbo (don't blame him for this one)
>I talk to him the next day, and I get the same reaction, so the day after that I tell my aunt and she takes him to the doctor.
>There they tell him he's prediabetic and they put him on Metformin (first line of therapy in diabetics usually), and attempt to treat the cancer on his legs with bandages.
>The life style change my aunt enforced lasted about a week, and as I was leaving he was back to his old ways ignoring the issue and just plying his video games and watching anime all day.

>>39547902
poor kid man

> only two pics in this thread are the branding image and a pic of text

lmao i aint reading this. not enough funny pichers

I do landscaping but I need a winter job since winter work needs snow. So, a friend landed me a job at a call center (hate the idea but you make bank).

>Walk in on day 1. I get told my direct supervisor is training the 10 people in my "class"
>Sitting and chatting with the other new hires in the orientation room
>The ground shakes
>Hear someone across the table quietly whisper "god damn"...
>In walks the supervisor
>This dude makes moby dick look like child's play
>Walks to his chair at the front and is clearly out of breath
>Looks like plastic chair is about to snap under pressure
>I have two weeks of listening to this fat bastard wheeze and refer to me as "muscles" before I have any chance to get away from him.

Can it be summer yet?

I posted this story once or twice. So I'll post it again. It's always a good reminder to me just how far people will go to remain fat.

I gotta give her a name at this point.
We'll call her K.
>K calls me up
>she's crying
>tells me none of her clothes fit
>she's at least 330+ from eyeballing it, and about 5'9"
>later found out she's actually 380, man am I bad at guessing weight
>She's prediabetic, thyroid cundishun, the whole shebang.
>She squeezes into a size 3x, but should be wearing 4x
>asks me about the new gym I just signed up to that I talked about last game night
>I tell her it's freaking awesome
And here's where I made my mistake
>"I am going tomorrow. Do you want to come?"
Fuck me... Okay, here we go.
>I'm thinking while we're there we could talk about using myfitnesspal.
>She emphatically agrees to come
>"But I can't work out too much or it'll hurt my joints"
>Tell her we will swim laps, I'll pick her up at 9 am sharp, and remind her that punctuality is part of discipline.
>She promises to be ready
Queue tomorrow @ 8:30 am
>Knock on door
>hear nothing for a minute
>knock again
>hear a low "oh shit"
>then papers crinkling up and her old recliner whining as it's put into a sitting position
>internally sigh
>knock again, she calls out "Oh, you're early! Give me one sec."
>hear some shuffling then she opens the door
>she was wearing her clothes from the day before
>jeans
>sandals
>she had not showered
>she had food stains on her shirt
>"I'm not quite ready yet, blah blah, you're early blah blah, I just need to finish this thing real quick blah blah...
>...on fucking runescape."
>seriously.png
>Tell her no time, we gotta go, she made a commitment
>"Yeah but I made a commitment too. To my friends on here."
>"I just need to help him farm a few items for blah blah)"
>"Okay, how long will that take?"
>"15 mins, I swear! Then I'll get ready in a sec and we can go."
>Sit on her disgusting couch and look at the food wrappers around her chair

1/?

>>39548408
2/?
>taco bell, carl's jr, jack in the crack, b-k, micky d's, chipotle
>open sauce side containers just sitting out
>it has this pungent creeping odor
>consider leaving her, but decide you don't give up on friends.
30 minutes later...
>I'm exasperated
>I'm tapping my foot like a bitch
>Trying to make small talk but only getting monosyllablic answers
>she won't get the fuck off runescape
>Are you done yet?
>"Almost."

10 more minutes go by
>How about now?
>"God Anonette, you are SO impatient. It's saturday, relax a little."
>"You were supposed to be ready 20 minutes ago. You're wasting my time, I have things to do."
>"I thought you said you were serious about coming."
>Go to leave
>She starts sobbing
>"You're just gonna leave me? Some friend you are."
>"I come to you for help and you just give up the first chance you get."
>"You really don't care."
I had no backbone at the time of this interaction.
She was an alpha bitch, and while I was fit I was shy and often got trampled over by friends like her.
>start to feel like shit because she's not wrong
>"If you get up and start getting right now, I won't leave."
Big mistake number 2.

>So K goes upstairs to get ready
>And I wait.
>Another 30 minutes.
>when she comes down she hasn't showered.
>but has a huge duffel full of stuff.
>think nothing of it
>we get in our cars and head to the gym.
>I realize halway there she's no where in sight
>Get to gym finally, it's packed.
>Of course it is, it's a summer saturday.
>She's no where in sight
>Text her
>No answer
>Wait 20 mins
>See she finally pulls in.
>K get's out of the car and she's finishing swallowing something
>Peak through the windshield and it's mickey d's.
>She didn't want me to see, says she got lost.
>shrug it off

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>>39548146

>>39548420
3/4
>Get in, get changed into swimsuit
>She drove there in hers.
>Still has not showered.
>Tell her to rinse off before getting in
>"No that'll just make my hair frizzy.
>Get out to waveless lap pool
>It's packed.
>There is already a line of like 4 people to share a lane
>I get us put on the list and she's pissed
>"I didn't know I'd have to wait in line."
>"I just want to exercise."
>"We won't get a lane together."
>"Jeez, how long do these people swim for! OMG!"
>Everyone can hear her loud complaints and I'm beyond embarassed
>"We wouldn't have had to wait in line if you were ready on time."
>She get's super huffy and becomes passive aggressive as fuck
>K just starts making snide comments about why do I even need a gym, I'm thin.
>And wow, I'm so focused on my health it's making me a bitch to my friends.
>You play such a goody goody, but you're just a backstabber.
>"I bet you just brought me here so you and your fit friends can laugh at me."

>New gym.
>Don't have any friends yet.
>At this rate, I won't either.

>this breaks me.
>She goes and sunbathes
>I cry quietly while trying to not be a nuissance to anyone

>Our names finally get's called.
>By now the sun is getting high.
>We're in different lanes, I start swimming laps
>K realizes she has to share and is offended
>She Starts swimming anyways using a floating devise.
>Does 1 lap for ever 4 her partner is doing.
>Her Poor partner has to swim around her because she takes up 80% of the lane
>After K's done 12 laps, she gets out and comes looming over my lane
>"I dont' want to swim laps anymore."
At this point, I just want to get my workout in.
>"Well, do something else. I have a workout to do."
>She goes and plays on her phone in the shade.

>>39548408
>>39548420
I remember this story, quite good

>>39548081
Fuck, i knew from the second line that this was gonna make me cry....

>>39548466
4/4
>Get out after a while and decide to try again
>Ask her if she wants to do some water walking
>They have an elderly waist deep pool just for this.
>She says okay.
>So I start walking with her.
>Ask her how her dieting is going.
>"I've gained weight it makes no sense."
>"My doctor is upping my thyroid medicine, the stuff they're giving me isn't helping."
>I ask her about her diet.
>She lies straight to my face about it.
>"I eat way healthy things. All the time."
>I've eaten so many salads, I'm basically a vegetarian."
>Tell her about mfp, say I'll help her set it up
>"Nah, that doesn't work for me anon. My thyroid."
>After 10 mins, she's ready to get out of the pool and sit in the hot tub.
>I'm over it at this point, my patience is gone.
>"Fine."

>She goes and sits in the hot tub for a while and I go in and shower and change.
>As she's coming in, I can tell she's mad.
>"You wouldn't even hang out with me, I don't know anyone here. You made me look like a loser."
>"I'm sorry. I just gotta go. I have stuff I need to get done today."
>"Well I'm gonna go home then too. I can take a shower there."
>She drove home in her wet swimsuit.
>She probably got fast food on the way.
>She definitely complained about working out so hard with her jealous friend on runescape.
>She probably didn't shower until Monday.
>She calls me up the next day complaining about how her clothes don't fit and now she is sunburnt
>I never, ever, ever, invite anyone to go to the gym with me ever again.
>ever.
The end.

>>39547865
>someone gets bullied
>the main instigator is now apparently doing hard for stabbing a guy

JUST BOIS BEIN' BOIS XD LEL

I eat every 2-3hours so I am not so hungry as I was when I ate a larger meal every 4-6 hours
>eats a fuck load of carbs and even more than before
>looks like a fucking cow with bad posture and a soggy ass

We should totally go to the gym together
>goes for the first time with some random instructors, starts telling other people how to leg press etc.
>goes to the gym one time a week
>excpects to be fit next summer


And i'm just here sippin my first of the day an laughing my way to the gym

>>39548534
I relate 1976377%. The gym is officially my me time and for nobody else because everyone is retarded

>>39548534
One would think whales could swim quite well.

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Small one but made me chuckle after it happened

>sitting at work one day
>at lunch with a coworker
>potluck the previous day
>leftovers sitting out on a table in the lunch/breakroom
>a pumpkin pie was leftover after barely getting touched the day before
>people had been taking small pieces of it over the course of lunchtime, about half gone
>someone passing through the room comments on it, "oh we have some piece of cake here and a half a pumpkin pie"
>giant 400+ lb hamplanet man who we work with who was in grabbing his grocery bag full of Sheetz food he eats every day from the fridge steps up immediately after
>takes the entire pan with half a pie in it
>laughs and says "there WAS a half pumpkin pie here"
>everyone in room gives eyes towards one another and doesn't say anything
>people were taking pieces of it and eating it, you know, sharing it
>he took the entire rest of it along with his lunch and ate all of it
>ofw

>>39548560
I dont understand you, or your argument, shitposting and bait?

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Fresh burger sightings from Europe!
>work in an office complex with multiple companies
>has buffet cafeteria for lunches
>serves surprisingly good, nutritious, and healthy food
>coworkers keep complaining about the food for some reason, probably because it's not deep fried shit
>go for the daily lunch
>foreign people regular sightings as most companies high tech
>mostly asians though
>pretty much all of them are rather skinny
>get my food and find an empty table
>notice a planet and two moons off the corner of my eye
>hear deep American accent coming from that direction
>literally the only fat people eating at that time were a group of Americans being obnoxiously loud
>mfw

>>39548534
The only person I can stand going to the gym with is my brother. Don't blame you for not inviting people with you.

>Work at a seafood market
>Fatty manager is 500 pounds easily
>You could smell her before you can see her
>Gets jealous at co workers if customers recognize good service
>Noticed she will talk shit if her work doesn't get recognized
>One day I received a compliment from a customer
>Guess who's going to start shit
>She calls me a dummy
>Just walked out of my job cuz it's not worth getting arrested

Not sure if it's worth putting a human rights complaint in.

>>39548904
Why not anon?
>Get other workers onboard with you
>You all simultaneously put in complaints
>You get new supervisor
>Work is now more enjoyable than before

>>39548968
plot twist

they have had complaints about them and she puts on a good show. I am fucked aren't I?

>>39549205
Not fucked anon.
If you get literally every worker in there aside from her fat fuck ass to sign a complaint simultaneously and also to sign a sheet saying they want her replaced because of verbal abuse she should be replaced rather quickly.
If not then honestly you can pursue legal action because that is exactly what is going on, abuse, and the company enabling that abuse.

>>39548904
There is someone over her. The last thing you should do is let this fat cunt get her way and take food off your table by driving you to quit. There is someone over her and hopefully she's not buddy buddy with that person as women in management roles tend to do.

>>39547865
I am the only member of my family and siblings who is interested in fitness in nutrition, all my cousins and their parents are fatfucks

>>39549414
I left and never came back, good point about enabling the abuse.

>>39547865
This is the shittiest fucking greentext I've ever read, why the fuck didn't you type it

>>39548650
I relate 1976378% bra. Gym = me time. Fuck the rest of the world.

Besides, at 380 lbs she didn't need a gym. She need a 3 month fast.

>>39548081
This really made me sad

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On a recent tour in Cambodian countryside (I live here giving tours), we had a double extra plus-sized hamplanetess. Ignoring the complaints on the amount of walking, steps (who visits a temple in Asia and do not know there will be a few hundred steps to walk!?) And lack of AC everywhere (village has electricity, sometimes), half the village's impoverished kids show up to touch her and talk to her.

Question 1 - How much does she weigh?
Question 2 - How does she squat to take a shit? Can she show us?

I translated to English and watch her turn red in the face. "Go ahead, squat as if to take a shit and show them... You'll make these poor kids' day. I can't tell them about a toilet as they've never seen one."

Ended up telling the kids that she eats too much and asks family to wash her ass every time she takes a shit.

This American will be remembered for the next decade in that tiny village.

>>39548722
jesus christ you work with Kevin

>>39548146
Alpha

>>39548081
what the fuck

>>39548534
Please tell me she died?

>>39548722
>Sheetz
What part of PA mate?

>worked at bojangles a couple years ago
>too many fat people to count
>80% of all customers were obese (I live in the south)
>work drive thru
>always, always, always skimp on the fries for fatties
>leave out half of whatever portion they ordered
>only fill their drinks up 3/4 of the way full
>sometimes "accidentally" leave out whole pieces of chicken
>sometimes give them green beans instead
felt good man. Wasn't something I did out of spite either. I just felt guilty handing them a heart attack in a box day in and day out, ya know?
I'd say I'm a pretty good person.

Working in a deli now. Sucks cause there's no way around it. Sometimes I'm able to slide some meat off after it has been weighed and the sticker printed, but I only do that to people with shitty attitudes.
One fatty comes in on a scooter every week and has us slice a 2' long stick of pepperoni for her.
Overheard her tell her lanklet husband it was just "something to snack on."

>>39552995
You are weak, give them double portions, cull the herd.

>>39548282
Comcast ?

I'll never forget the fat coworker I had that insisted the doctor gave him diabetes.

No, I have no idea how he figured that one out. I only assume he thought that since he didn't have it before he went to the doctor, the doctor must have given it to him, but surely nobody could be that retarded?

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>>39552711
Harrisburg

>>39555275
I'm in between reps at a Penn state gym right now. This is accurate.

>>39547902
How does one get to that point? I'd either be obsessed with hitting the gym and getting healthy or just kill myself

>>39548904
>he thinks being called 'dummy' is worth walking out over
Guess you've never worked in a kitchen huh. Welcome to the working world kid there will be a lot more taking crapfrom morons to come

>>39555424

I don't understand how people put up with shit from people
like when i'm lifting the extra pride and testosterone clips a few inches off my extra short fuse
at my last job I walked out eventually because I didn't trust myself to keep control any longer
there was this cunt who used to act snotty towards me and I came so close to just knocking her out, putting her in my car and making her disappear on so many occasions

>>39548081
fucking natural selection right there. Too bad we keep those fat fucks alive for so long these days.

>>39548156
>weight limit
>phobia

>>39548534
good story anon, thanks

>>39548534
Are up guys still friends?

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I have tons worth of fps. Moved from NJ to NC over the summer, ironically though most of the fps come from visits to NJ.

>Talking to former high school friend on facebook
>Pretty black girl, incredibly smart and from a upper class family she was only slightly chubby in school
>had a serious accident and lost the ability to walk
>years of physical therapy ensue
>she regains her ability to walk
>of course she's put on massive amounts of weight but surely she will burn it off
>continues to get bigger, learns of HAES, becomes a Fatshionista
>The more she gets into it the bigger she appears to be getting as well as SJW
>Meets that fat cunt Tess Holiday
>starts her own blog and periodically post SJW shit, even though she's rich and privileged herself
>repost a video from one of her fat latina friends claiming to have been threatened by a Trump supporter and a cop ignoring the altercation in NY
>myself and multiple friends call bullshit, point out the obvious hints at it being fake (shes in full make up very prepared for this spontaneous video, she fake cries, very focused on the race of the men and how she doesnt feel safe as a latina woman in NY)
>Fatshionista friend implies that since I do not believe her since she's wearing make up (lol) I must not believe the numerous female victims of rape who report their assaults wearing make up
>Inform her that without proof I do not believe the accusations of any person, since we believe in "Innocent until proven guilty"
>starts losing her shit saying I would believe her if she was a skinny white woman and that I'm a self hating POC (Im not white)
>Her mother, who is her friend on fb and who has known me since elementary school, scolded her and she deleted the entire post
>mfw a week later she is spamming for her friends to vote for her in some fat women modeling contest

How to make green textea?

>>39555682
>Most of family is deceased
>Only option is to go to brother's apartment in Delaware
>driving up through Virginia I have to pull off to piss
>all the urinals are occupied, I move into a stall
>as I unleash the beast, from the stall beside mine utters a sound which made me think of a trampoline liner tearing
>a loud "UGH JESUS" follows to the simultaneous splashing of a football into water
>guys are laughing outside the stall
>I quickly exit before the smell wafts over and wash up
>as I finish the stall opens and out pops the fat bastard
>No, he literally looked like the fat bastard from Austin Powers, red hair and boils on his face
>the laughter ceases as everyone kinda averts their gaze out of embarassment
>"Whew boys I hope you enjoyed the show" he says with a chuckle before another fart escapes his ass
>I'm still moving toward the exit when I hear him say "well looks like an encore is on the way!" and he turns back into the stall.

Guy made the best out of a shitty situation I guess, it was pretty hilarious in hindsight but in the moment it was awkward.

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>>39555982
>Arrive in at brother's apartment
>surprisingly my niece is there (she's usually with baby mom)
>brother's new girlfriend awkwardly welcomes me
>she is a 5'0" balding Polish woman who is probably about 260lbs, she is wider than she is tall
>Ask my brother if he will need help in the kitchen cooking
>brother laughs and says it is a woman's job to cook so his gf will be doing it
>never ate her cooking before, our family is weird about eating food prepared by strangers
>offer to help her out, maybe cook some dishes
>"Oh no Anon you sit and relax after all that driving. You know I can cook, a girl doesn't get this big if she can't cook" ;)
>I sit down, smoke a blunt with my brother and relax
>It's like 9pm when dinner is finally done
>She calls us to the table to see what she has prepared
>marshmallow cornbread
>marshmallow Yams
>Cheddar Broccoli
>corn drowned in butter
>Collard greens (my brother had made the night before)
>wax beans in cheddar sauce
>green beans with onions
>mashpotatoes
>stuffing
>She dares to ask me what I think about this abomination of a meal
>"I think you have an unhealthy obsession with Marshmallows and Cheese"
>she laughs it off as though it is a joke
>notice my brother's plate as well as my own are basically turkey, collards, stuffing, and a little mash potatoes
>his GF calls us out on this asking why we made her cook all this food if we're only eating nasty stuff
>bro thanks her for the meal and tells her marshmallows do not go on cornbread
>argument ensues between them
>starts getting nasty, ask niece to come walk the dogs around the block with me
>niece turns to me when we get outside and tells me she knows why I wouldn't eat the cornbread
>I ask her why she thinks that
>she says because then I'll turn into a Marshmallow man like my brother's girlfriend
>"Well, yes, but she's not a man" I tell her
>"She has a beard though!" she retorts
>mfw later that night I notice she has a blond beard on her double chin

>>39556127
last one for now, sorry they're not amazing
>driving home from bros
>really hungry, didn't bring any leftovers with me for obvious reasons
>still upset she put marshmallows on cornbread
>stop at Bojangles around 9:45pm
>first time in almost 2 years I had fast food, again don't like strangers preparing my food
>they're getting ready to close so I'll have to carry out
>that is fine I just want a 2 piece meal with rice n veggies
>call my friend up while I wait and tell him about the fucked up cornbread and my general disgust at the things people eat (while at a fast food restaurant no less)
>In walks Bertha, and I only know this because Bertha is still wearing her Walmart name tag
>Bertha is a 5'5" black woman with a very cheap black and purple wig with purple lipstick
>Bertha doesn't mind carrying out, she only wants one thing
>she wants a deep fried turkey
>the woman explains that was a promotional item only available until Thanksgiving
>Bertha isn't hearing it, she had to work on Thanksgiving and didn't get to have thanksgiving with her family so she wants her damn turkey NOW
>Manager comes out and now she is trying to explain that there is no turkey to be had
>Bertha doesn't scream, curse, or do any of the normal things a denied fatty tends to do
>Bertha bows her head and begins to quietly sob
>it is probably one of the saddest sights I've ever seen
>her wig fell off, she fell to her knees and just start BAWLING
>my order came up shortly after, as the manager and the attendant were rubbing her back consoling her I caught the whiff of hard liquor (Rum to be exact)
>I turned and left but not before giving the manager a pitying smile

I don't know who I felt worse for but it made me really sad.

>>39547865
I fucking love these they disappeared for a long time from fit, it's good to see them back, just started lurking again

>>39555682

>pretty black girl

how black is 'pretty black'?

>>39552046

That made my day.

>>39556285

That made me sad too. Her life must be pretty miserable.

>>39556337
Forgot a comma, my bad. She was a pretty, black girl. Now she's just very very fat. It's quite a waste of potential.

>>39556425
I agree, it must be miserable. It's hard to be optimistic when you're in the middle of such a shitty life but she does have the ability to change for the better if she applies herself.

>at work
>get a call from the boss man
>associate from another store is coming to help out for the night shift, he'll be there around 11:00 and we'll just call him B
>tell him I'm glad to accept any help sent my way
>go out for a smoke break around 11:00
>see a very large man packed into the tiniest car I've ever seen
>he struggles to get out and walks over to me
>two grocery bags in his hand
>Hey, you must be the guy they sent over. I'm anon, nice to meet you.
>he's already winded from walking 10 feet
>we shake hands, exchange pleasantries etc
>I start to explain to him what needs to be done and what I've already done
>yeah okay anon, just let me sit down
>uhh... Sure?
>he sits in the office and cracks open a protein shake
>i notice four more in the bags
>hey uh... B, you know drinking protein shakes while sedentary isn't exactly... Healthy
>b-but they're milkshake flavored, they're delicious anon! Ever had one?
>No I haven't
>continue to tell him shit that needs to be done
>he refuses to do anything that involves walking or lifting
>ends up only doing three things
>takes an hour break in between to eat everything in the fucking store
>end up doing all the work
>he just sits in the office and keeps saying "At our store we don't do this much!"
>forever refuse to work with him again

Fucking fatties

>>39556666
nice quads

>>39556495

hehe
I've been thinking about seeking out another black fwb recently
my city is massively white tho

>>39555424
>>39555478
This, >>39555424 must be a landwhale defending the other land whale

>>39548156

#IFBB pro phobia
#growthhormone shaming
#leaving humanity behind

>>39556698
>meet a girl online with whom we instantly click
>been talking nonstop for two weeks
>learn pretty early on that she's black
>skin color isn't a problem for me so keep going
>exchange pics
>she's one of those blacks whose face resembles more of a monkey than a human
>instantly drop her into the friendzone
I still feel conflicted because otherwise she's literally perfect. Her body is a 10/10 but the monkey face just ruins it all. She even shared my hatred of fatties.

>>39556929
Re y racis or domethibg

>>39556929
pic?

>>39548156
Tfw went from 303 to under 275 in 3 months.

Currently at 270 and the weight is just shedding off

>>39556952
The ape like characterics that some black people have just happens to be one of the few physical appearance based deal breakers I have. Being fat is also on that list.

>>39556963
Nah, she's still my friend.

>>39557104
IKTF bro. This classmate is clearly into me, but that's one of the few things I just can't deal with.

>>39556698
Just post a craigslist ad "skinny white dyel looking for bbc"

>>39556929

just fuck her from behind/stare at her rack?

>>39557171
It's the worst. Especially if you're friends together.

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>>39547865
>manga, anime (are those the same thing?)
Don't you even pretend, you fuck.

>>39555424

This. I am a used car salesman. You should hear some of the straight abuse I've had to take from my boss. I saw a grown man break down and cry onetime after 'constructive criticism' from by boss

Welcome to being an adult, people aren't always nice to you. Grow some nuts.

>>39548146
Never happened.

>>39556929
Why do you think she's online?

>>39548156
goddamn physics discriminating against fat folk #notallnewtons

>>39548146
Fills Gutmann.

>>39548081
Well Zoe should have put down the biscuits m8 lmao

>>39555478

Actually inability to control anger and 'short fuse' is a sign of low test of levels nfd hormonal imbalance.... get blood work done, you can probably get a legal script for TRT.

>>39548110

>fat
>people
>STORIES

jesus

>>39557449
Dunno m8. Probably for the same reason you and me are here.

>>39555275
>>39555298
From Pittsburgh not so hick out here but still disgusting.
Sheetz > speedway
No wawa );

My story, full disclosure I'm still not skinny, but have lost some weight and all my pants are now loose.
>Be 225 lbs
>Be in Mexico friends want to go horse back riding
>Guide asks how much experience everyone has riding so he can put more experience ppl with less tame horses
>I've never seen a horse before but as the fatty I'm assigned to the huge alpha dickhead horse who doesn't listen.
>He pretty clearly wants to buck my ass off but he's a Mexican horse and therefore underfed and cant quite do it, also I weigh too much
>Contents himself with biting the horse in front of him at every opportunity, like will run to it if it gets ahead too far
>Sorry Mr horse
God I hate fat me

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>>39557713

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Fresh OC.
>be me
>in college film class
>this week we're watching a japanese movie with subtitles
>10 seconds into the movie realize I cant read the fucking subtitles because of this
>pic related is my current view
>theres still 2 hours left in the class
kill me, brehs

>>39557892
change your seat m8

>>39548904
>Not sure if it's worth putting a human rights complaint in.

You mean human resources? Or did she threaten to send you to fatty gulag?

>>39557892
try not being a manlet

>>39552046
To suffer hamplanets after surviving Pol Pot. Life in the third world truly is hell.

>>39557829
>be a stallion in your prime
>alpha as fuck
>working as a tourist attraction offering horseback rides
>mares mirin wherever you go
>bitches mirin wherever you go
>show up to work ready to have qt horsegirls rub their pussies all over your back, bareback yo :^)
>it's an American tourists episode
>have to carry the planet because you're the only one strong enough to not get a one way ticket to snap city
>planet smells like it's rotting on the inside
>leaves my fabulous fur all greasy
>have to spend hours grooming to get the smell and fat off me
>meanwhile the beta faggots get to carry all the qt girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39557298

when I hang around my weebier friends I always intentionally use them incorrectly and it triggers this one kid so hard. I fucking love it.

>'hey, anon - watch any good manga recently?"
>"I heard the new few chapters of that anime *insert random namedrop manage* come out in a few weeks

>>39547865
>Say Bruno Mars is a manlet
>SJW fembots get triggered and say I'm short too
>I am 5'11, which is above average. Bruno is like 5'3 which is far below average. This means he is short
>Fat SJW says she is short too
>Don't want to call her fat
>Say nobody cares if females are short
>Realize that the patriarchy just struck again
>Girl who is my height when she wears heels and I am barefoot says I am short because she is my height with heels on
>Bruno Mars is still a manlet
>they all leave
>I'm just sat there wondering what just happened
Is this a manlets story? I am I the butt of the joke?

>>39555837
Use [ color=green] and [ /color] codes, but without the spaces

>>39556127
Your niece is a golden angel

>>39558145
I am 6'2 :)

>>39558145
>I am 5'11
>I am not a manlet

Toppest kek. Will they ever learn?

>>39558027
>5'6 1/2 female
S-sorry

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>>39552046
Imagine that, your entire world is hunger, dirt and a single village filled with accidental porn areas.
One day there is this huge, fucking, barely human, monster that managed to eat so much, it can barely function anymore.
You stand up to praise Ganesha for sending his agent of favor to your world and ask the question your whole existence is based upon:
>poo in loo, how ?
The mighty servant of the gods promises to show its wealth of immeasurable power as the green mystery liquid is running into the designated street to build the foundation of things to come.
As the forces of darkness embrace you from her bowels, you feel the mighty truth inherited by the sacred cowshit river in your country as you mutter the words in awe of this most decadent of defecations
>SUPERPOWER BY 2020

>>39548117
Kek

>>39558145
What a clusterfuck of a sentence. That was all over the place, midgelet.

>>39558401
Laughed on the shitter, tried to mask as a cough so the next guy over wouldn't hear.
My own
>Be fatty at the start of going to gym
>See fat male pattern baldness guy come in
>Think good for him
>Entire legs taped and gaused up, pretty sure he's here cause his doc told him it's that or lose a leg
>He moves around doing machines on bare minimum and then just barely going on a stationary bike
>Trailing bloody napkins
> I stare in horror but I ain't touching that shit plus I'm not going to lose my rack in the short term or my gains in the long (aids?)
> Huge redguard who spotted my bench is nice enough to pick up all the bloody bits
>Never see diabetes man again, rip foot.

>>39555275
Tastykake Master Race here. Can confirm.

>>39558261

[Color=green] thanks! [/color]

>>39558866
>>39558261
>Reading this
made my day.

>>39558145
Are you that orbiting faggot that only hangs out with girls?
If not you sure sound like one of the girls.
The fact you had a back and forward with a fat bitch over whether or not some singing faggot is short or not then tried to prove your case makes you seem like a pussy.

> nubs

>>39548081
damn

>>39557104
You might notice it less but there are a pretty fair amount of white chicks who look the same. Smaller noses but the same gross face.
>I like black chicks too.

>>39558579
>redguard
I SHOUT WITH GLEE

>>39548081
My mom is an OBGYN and has worked in high risk labor and delivery units since I've been like 6 years old with fuck-tons of stories, but for whatever reason I never thought to post her FPSs until reading this one.

My mom was also never

>her first year out of clinicals
>goes in to a room to see new patient, woman is legitimately over 500lbs at around 5"4
>charts claim she's pregnant and is having severe abdominal pain
>next-level redneck/hillbilly (we lived in central/eastern Kentucky, and the hospital she worked at was pretty much the only place to go for a lot of the people living out in "the hollar")
>"mmmgotta sore in muh fat"
>sounds like someone do an over the top Slingblde impression
>pulls up her shirt (which didn't cover the fat rolls anyway) and points to a crease
>"hurts in thur"
>my mom puts on gloves and attempts to venture in to the blubber
>lifts the first roll
>a stench like no other she's experienced since then comes wafting out
>terrified by the prospect of what the source could be
(cont)

>>39559248
>steps out to get air, puts on a SECOND pair of longer gloves along with a mask, and goes back in
>blindly reaches in to the fat
>her arm is about 1/2 enveloped
>slimy as fuck, feels like she's reaching in to a jar of mayonnaise
>feels something sharp
>recoils in horror
>her hand is cut, the gloves were breached
>panics and leaves the room to vigorously clean her wound
>gets other people back in to help her raise the fat properly
>the stench fully unleashes, one male nurse vomits
>underneath is a bloody lesions, and what looks like a field of brownish-yellowish cottage cheese
>also, a $5 bill, a receipt from Walmart, a very moist and molded hamburger bun
>and a fucking rusted steak knife, literally hidden and enveloped by apparently numb fatty tissue
>lesions not nearly infected enough to have produced as much pus as they're seeing
>otherwise mostly silent champion of Nurgle speaks up
>"sometimes muh hubby gits lazy so he jus fucks the fat"
>it's literally over 8 months of congealed semen
>also, she was pregnant
>she came back 5 months later to deliver

>>39553675

Dish

>>39556666
whoa

>>39559262

Christ
Got any more?

>>39558145
LMAO 5'11" MIDDLEMAN

You're like one of those light-skinned blacks that thinks they're superior to darkies.

>>39559262
Pls no

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>>39559262
>>39559262
HOLY FUCK

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>>39559262
I'm surprised there was a hamburger bun in there, you would think she would have eaten it.

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>>39548081
>Nah nah this happens alot, she just didn't stop this time

My sides

>>39548117
lol i remember this

>>39557892
maybe you should move to the front of the class you fucking ugly skank...

are you really that fucking fat and lazy to move to the front?

>>39559262

What ever happened to that five dollar bill? Did your mom pocket it and gave you it for an allowance that week?

>>39548634
Do you have brain damage? That wasn't even close to a coherent thought.

>>39558395
Feet pics? I sympathized with your story.

>>39548081
That just made me fucking angry. Its terrible that children have to suffer and die like this because their parents are retarded.

The poor kid never had a chance.

>>39558395
I'm a foot taller than you.

huh.

>>39548722
That gif's giving me feels anon

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>>39557829
>>39557713
Its funny until you adopt one of these horses and have to deal with them siffering from spinal trauma

>>39557892
youre watching a movie in class? what is this freshman year of highschool? just walk out of the room and go home

>>39556285
why do you and your brother have a thing about strangers making your food

>>39559262
>husband gets lazy so he fucks the fat

i don't want to believe.

>>39552046
I live in Cambodia too. I'm in KC though. I'm assuming you're in SR if you're in tourism. I'm American but I can speak Khmer fluently. What's your nationality

>>39548100
Delet this

>>39558356
my name is Lmao5'11pl8, king of manlets, look on my lifts ye skellys and despair!

>>39557306
A used car salesman makes leagues more than a mid-tier chef does.

Cooks get dogshit pay and usually Chefs are huge fucking assholes who will get in your face for something that is not worth minimum wage.

>>39559262
>one male nurse vomits
oh god my sides

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>>39559262
>it's literally over 8 months of congealed semen

>>39548722
When I was fat, people like this were the reason that I always waited (and still do wait) until everyone had a chance to get some food. Even then I would take one portion and eat slowly.

I can't imagine being such a fat piece of shit that I'd take half a pie that was obviously being shared among the office.

>>39558866
kek

>>39548100
What's the last item?

>>39552046
>Ended up telling the kids that she eats too much and asks family to wash her ass every time she takes a shit.
KEK

>>39548420
>jack in the crack
>micky d's

kek

>>39559262


>also, a $5 bill, a receipt from Walmart, a very moist and molded hamburger bun
>and a fucking rusted steak knife, literally hidden and enveloped by apparently numb fatty tissue

It was a believable story until this part.

>>39548534
>Runescape

Nigga did this take place in like 2006 or something?

>>39547902
the betes

already nerv damage

next stop. amputation land

>>39563477
I'm a leaf. My Khmer is so so. My Thai is also so so. Been here wandering around southeast Asia for years...

>>39559262
How was your mom's hand?

How did she disinfect it?

>>39563955
Coffee scrubs for cellulite

>>39558055
Underrated

>>39561665
Jesus christ.
The tallest person i know irl is like 6'4 1/2

>>39563062
Its a film class, dipshit. Its relevant to the class material.

fat anon reporting in
im trying to better myself by losing weight and this is the best motivation ive found yet thinking all these people could be me in a few years makes me want to workout and eat right...thanks peeps
>>39548534
especially you femanon real good shit

>>39559262
Did her husband not ever slice his dick open on the hidden knife?

I'm currently 179

Can I get to 160 in a few weeks? I'm 6'0 but have broad shoulders and a heavy frame (even at this weight you can see my rib cage, though I'm not happy about my thighs and stomach)

>>39559262
no fucking way this is real

>>39566162
I honestly doubt it could ever get that far desu. I mean anon said that his moms arm was half way into the fat before she got stabbed

>>39547865
>>39547885
>>39547902
this is not how you greentext at all, redditfag
you need to go back

>>39547865
>>39547865
Learn to green text properly you autist, I'm not reading this crap

>>39548081
109 @7yrs, mirin hard. also: let 'em fatties just die already if they want it so badly.

>>39556929
at least you listened to your gut feeling of nature

>>39548250
"I think we're done being friends now" lol'd

>>39558866
Triple dubs of shame

>>39547902
Wait, is this MarN?

>>39555275
Scranton here.

Very accurate. I married into a disgusting ham planet family.

Sister in law has gross leaking sore on her leg from being obese/never bathing and just lets the pus leak all over the floor/chair/bed/whoever all the fucking time.

>>39559262

>Introducing the new Assassin's Creed
>50 year old legbeard Barbara is on a mission to free her country from the evil forces of the diet industry
>equiped with all new weaponry
>kill your enemies with the hidden belly blade
>stun them by spraying rotten cum
>no more parcour

>>39566898
It'd just play like Rock of Ages.

>>39557306
Lol I own a used car lot and everyone gets along well and I take all the emoloyees out to dinner at the end of the month

>>39557892
Is that fucking Kamen Rider?

>>39558866
im fucking dying over here

>>39564691
if youre still here leaf, how do you live there? How do you wander? Been something I've wanted to do forever but always worry about getting stranded/running out of money

>>39547865
Unnecessary commas

>>39552046
That bitch from Ghostbuster reboot really is a nasty beast.

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>>39556666
whoa

>>39557829

this is literal animal abuse

>>39555275
West Chester
>Can't drive 10ft without pothole
never heard a more accurate statement
PS: wawa is better than sheetz

>>39557083
keep up the good work!

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>>39559262
>8 months of semen
PURGE WHEN

>>39569052
Is she implying that she ate her food without permission (thinking she was supposed to eat it because the Austrian roommate supposedly left it for her), or that she only found it disgusting?

Sorry, I'm autism.

>>39566548
im 111 kgs at 6,4 i cannot picture this creature

>>39555275
Y O R K
O
R
K
>in philly for school though

>>39570217
Fatty is saying that her skinny roommate is constantly trying to insult fatty by leaving her "healthy food" lying around.

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>>39559248
>>39559262

>>39570967
I understand, but the point of the image (or rather, of posting it) is that it's true, or that she's deluded?

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>>39559262

Ranked up there with /k/'s Medic stories

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>>39547885
>pop sickles

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>>39548081
Fuck me is that shit depressing. Fuck, just thinking about the little girl pisses me off. She didnt ask to be fat but because of her stupid piece of shit "parents", she died.

>>39571150
None of the above; she's just an awful, vindictive person because she's a fat fuck.

>>39571241
So it's all made up?

>>39548081
>4th year med fag, going into peds
>doing my peds rotation last year
>have a 16 y/o girl on the floor
>BMI of 70
>was walking around outside during August and rapidly overheated
>so fat that brief exposure to the outdoors gives her a heat stroke so severe she's completely vegetative
>brain injury beyond all recovery
>we basically make her vacant shell comfortable and wait for her to die

Fuck parents that make their kids. I hate them so much. Almost as much as fucktards that shake babies. Should be put down like animals.

>>39571248
Yeah. Her roommate probably eats clean and because she's thin and attractive fatty REE'd and decided to lie on Facebook to make herself feel better.

>>39571276
Alright, thank you.

>>39571214
This is part of why i would love to adopt a kid.
>that feeling of saving a kid from a life in a shit foster home and molding them into a young /fit/ outstanding individual

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>>39571317
Yeah im a failure and a fuckup but can probably do a better job than them.

>>39571344
I-is that sarcasm..?

>>39555275
>muh yuengling
fucking right, why do you guys love that piss so much

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>>39556285
holy shit

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>>39558866
>558866

>>39558395
>>39561411

I agree, please be sweet and post your feet.

>>39555424
>>39557306
I don't understand this American attitude that it's not only normal and okay to be assholes to one another for no reason, but that it's the "adult" thing to do. I really can't imagine ever putting up with such needless bullshit, and I can't ever imagine a workplace in my experience in which such a thing would be remotely tolerated.
Sure, not everyone has to be friends, and you need to be able to accept honest criticism, those things are important, but it's also important to not tear people down for the benefit of your own ego, and to be cordial and polite to people with whom you work, and also to remember that even if there is internal competition, if you're working for the same company or agency, then you're on the same team.

>>39566898
Reminds me of the pasta of the guy dressed as the AC guy in comicon getting molested (or was it raped?) by a fatty kek

>>39567329
>not taking a sentai class

>>39571927
>overly sensitive, cries a lot
swede detected

>>39571927
American work culture is fucked up anyway.

I deal with a lot of shit in my work but it isn't from other people trying to buff their ego. I'm not saying you can't tell someone they fucked up. Constructive criticism is important, being an asshole on purpose isn't and only undermines the workplace atmosphere.

>>39557083
Same here man. Went from 270 to 240 in 2 months.

Hoping to hit 160 and then doing slow bulk.

>>39571344
I can tell exactly what he's typing into chat on that game

>ХAХAХA CУКA

>>39564008
lots of people play still, mostly on the 2007 reboot of the game

>>39572061
212 here and want to do the same

>>39556666
Nice!

also you ever take him up on that protein shaker thing, free protein is never a bad thing.

>>39557829
You can just see the way the horses spine is bending, fuck me that is evil. Who let him ride that thing?

>>39565757
And you still didn't do anything? Are you a wimp or just retardo?

>>39553184
I like you anon

>>39558145
Don't listen to those faggots saying you're a manlet as a girl who is into short men, you're too tall for me. I like 5"8 and under

>>39555488
This.

Thought I would get sad, ended up satisfied. Fuck all fats

>>39559262
uuuuuuggghhhhh fuck

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>>39548534
London?

>>39565757
>film class

Why are you getting yourself into so much debt for a completely worthless degree?

>>39571317
>I'd love to raise another mans seed

KEK

>>39569307
Homunculus

>>39563063
Why do you think his family is dead?

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Pic related gets me every time

>>39548534
I honestly can't decide who I hate more.

The fat whining cunt.

Or you for being friends with it and putting up with its bullshit.

>>39547865
>be me. Have become fat fuck.
>get diagnosed with type 2 diabetes about 8 months ago.
>sort my shit out, exercise, change in lifestyle, lose 4 stone so far, 4 stone to go, getting fitter.
>huge fat customer at my shop comments on my weight-loss
>"Oh it'll all come back on you know. You're wasting your time. Depression will fuck you up. It's easy for you to lose weight probably because of your genes."

Etc etc. Turns out he's diabetic and has been for 20+ years. He then starts going on about how every so often he forgets he's diabetic and goes on binges but how it's the doctors fault he gets fat because insulin has pig fat in it and it's the pig fat that makes him fat - not him stuffing his fucking fat face. Anyway, I just laugh it all off (because in all fairness I'm just amused at this point) and he starts getting offended saying that I don't understand what it's like to REALLY have diabetes. At that point I explain that the minute I got diagnosed I dropped all the sugary shit and sorted my shit out which is why I've improved and he pretty much charged out the shop in a huff.

My. Fucking. Sides.

>>39573792
Keep losing the stones, fuck that guy

>>39573826
Cheers man and I will do. I've found like most people (colleagues, friends, customers etc) are hella supportive and very encouraging but there are a few that seem to take my weight-loss as being a personal attack on themselves for some dumb reason.

>fat coworker enter meetingroom and sits down on his chair.
>chair collapses. A piece of chair got stuck in the ceiling.
> I'm laughing.
>I'm the only one laughing.
>I have to leave the room cause I can't stop laughing.

>>39573792
You are a subhuman aswell, you are not allowed to judge others.

>>39548100
I lost 30 pounds from drinking 2 slimfasts a day for like a month and a half lol

>>39573787
Eh. Sometimes it just works out this way.
I have a friend whos extremely similar that ive known since freshman year in highschool.
She's not nearly as much of a complainer though

>>39573925
Whenever I see a post like yours, I imagine some skinnyfat loser with zero muscle mass and an inferiority complex.

>>39563053
Fuck man, I've seen so many horses fucked over by their owners around here. Mainly pikeys mistreating them though.

>Canker because they're kept on flood plains
>Rashes around their whole muzzle because they've had the same piece of shitty rope tied around it permanently
>arthritis from pulling heavy weights that they shouldn't be pulling (they're not pack horses)
>arthritis from not having a proper place to bed down
>countless skin conditions from parasites and fleas and ticks and shit

Fuck pikey's.

>>39573925
t. manlet diabetic fatty poltard

>>39573912
KEK

>>39547865
If he wants to do something about his weight, recommend him Danberu nan kiro moteru? Its like anime girls in the gym, but actually talks about dieting. Its pretty weeby but still teaches you a lot. I gym often and even I learned some new things from the series. Also anime girls so y'know, I'm sure he'd like that.

>>39569052
The roommate's answer is cropped out.
He says "I'm from austria!"

>>39553184
>>39553184
>>39553184

This

>>39557639
Mostly sheetz up here too. I wish we had not Wawa's, didn't even get a gobbler this year :(

>>39573925
Back to ribbit you go.

These threads are about motivation for self improvement, not DYELs trying to act superior about the only thing in life they managed not to fuck up.

>>39555224
My cousin was like this only it was pneumonia not beetus.

>>39569052
Fuck, took me a second to realize that the fatty doesn't know that Austria and Australia are two different places...

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>>39558866
Kekked and checked

>>39571789
Kek, will deliver when I get home from work tonight

>>39553184
Yes. Just like heart attack grill.

>>39550152

>get's called a children's insult
>abuse

back to tumblr!

Not really a good story I guess, but I was at my uncle's birthday yesterday and my aunt and their friends etc. were all talking about what stuff is unhealthy and what isn't and they are literally all so fucking overweight, they look fat, unhealthy, fucked up, and I'm just sitting there like mhm.

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>>39557083
DONT STOP. If you feel like you've hit a wall, increase your regimen. I went from 310 to 191 as of this morning, and there were times where I felt like I was slowing down. Just keep cutting.

Godspeed anon.

>>39574311

I hate people.

>>39571271

wow

>pillow when?

>>39576553
>hurr such a rebel growing armpit hair

I love that there are so many obvious red flags which save time.

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Fresh fatty trash from Instagram

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>>39577815

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>>39577824

>>39548081
>be PA student
>already hate fatties
>see some patients and do history and physicals in the medsurg
>get to this one guy who is legit 400lb and 6'1"
>40 years old
>"Why are you here?"
>"I had a stroke."
>dude wat
>talk to him some more. get more history
>at 40 fucking years old the guy has:
>COPD
>the betus type 2
>severe hypertension
>gigantic legs, pitting edema like a mofo
>cataracts in both eyes, left eye had surgery for it
>all at the age of FUCKING 40
Just a further reminder that being fat is one of the worst things you can possibly do to yourself. That and smoking.

>>39559262
That story is absolutely horrifying. I don't have a story as good as that but my stepmother is a doctor and she told me this. She said it was one of the grossest experiences as a doctor.

>HUGE woman comes into her office complaining of abdominal pain
>says something is wrong "down there"
>stepmom has to do examination
>she has too look professional but internally she's wondering how she's going to get to her vagina when the woman is so fat
>peels back layers of fat to finally reach the vagina
>TERRIBLE smell flows out and overpowers her
>quickly tells woman she needs something in another room and runs out
>smell is so bad she runs to the bathroom and almost throws up
>tears in her eyes, has to go back and finish the job
>tries not to breathe through nose but still so bad
>asks someone to help her
>reaches into vagina, feels something unnatural
>gets her fingers around it and pulls it out
>it's a used condom
>woman said she had sex a month ago and must have forgot about it

Not as dramatic but holy fuck, if you're fat you really need to learn how to keep yourself clean. And peel back those layers sometimes because those smells can get so nasty.

>>39578039
Dude, are you dumb? The one you responded to was a complete liar. Cmon, a knife hidden in the folds? Hamburger, that she'd eat straight away? Money too, when they count every dollar to get their fix?
It's an overdone, sad story - sad, because someone went through the trouble of writing it down.

>>39578039
Liar responds to a liar. This story you are telling is old as fuck.

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Nothing special about this one, but well

> Come from a poor family background
> Aunt is your typical "I'm a strong wymen and independent single mother" who never worked a day in her life, been on welfare forever.
> She's fat and lazy (something like 120-140kg), never took proper care of her two kids (girls), the girls had to make their own breakfast and shit, often ending up going to school with chocolate stained clothes because the mom was too busy sleeping until noon.
> I'm the only one in the family who made it (completed a master degree, worked abroad etc while most of family never even finished high school)
> End up being the godfather for one of the girl
> See her balloon like her older sister, try to help her by promoting exercise and proper diet
> her mom short-circuit me at every turn like "Let her eat fries! She's not even fat! She's growing up! She needs those chips for her snack!"
> mfw the kid was ~60kg when she was 10yo, now that she's 14, she's about 90kg.
> She used to listen to me and try to follow what I said, but now she doesn't even try anymore

Fatties and single moms really are the cancer of society. (along with those """progressive""" enablers)

>>39578583
Wut. You are a dumbass if you don't think things like my story don't happen all the time. Doctors put up with all kinds of disgusting shit.

>>39578157
Alright, I should've seen that.

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>>39574505
I came here to post this

>be me
>out and about, as i am wont to do
>glimpse a sighting of an obese woman
>remark to myself that her poor choices result in weight gain and poor health
>race home to shitpost on 4chan

>>39569214
Sucks its Mexico or any other 3rd world country where they don't give a shit.

The degree program at my school is very small and has lots of specialized classes and trips, only about 30 or so of us, so we're pretty close knit. Nice thing is that the program is kind of physically demanding so most of us are in decent shape. It's also relatively male dominated, so the girls in our program are especially close. I hate physical contact with others but other girls are so damn touchy feely about everything so this has been a quiet nightmare for me. I like the other girls and all but personal fucking space y'all.

So we're having a bonfire and the only obese girl in our program hears me complain that my thighs are getting cold and takes it upon herself to lie her disgusting torso across my lap. The feeling of her fat stomach wrapping around my legs...it was horrifying. She had no muscle, it was like she didnt even have bones. It was just like a sac of warm pudding. I don't mind her otherwise but it took everything I had not to kick her off of me. Her fat shifted every time she took a breath. I nearly gagged.

tldr I hate that fat people think their softness is cute and cuddly

>>39547865
FUCK YOU YOU POSTED THIS HERE B AUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE CHANS AND WOULD SEE IT FUCK YOU

TOU THINK YOURE SO COOL DOCTOR MAN FUCK YOU TRUMP IS TAKING AWAY YOUR SWEETHEART OBONGOCARE FUCK YOU

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>>39557892
>posting on a Burmese cave painting discussion forum
>doesn't fluently speak Japanese
absolutely dishonorable desu baka

More of a rant, but bear with me.
>Friend is turning 30
>As his friends, we get together to surprise him, everybody does something
>Me, I'm to make 150 steamed pork buns and 30 vegetarian steamed guns, plus a mountain of blinis with self-smoked salmon
>Three days out, take pork out of the freezer, rustle together every stinking bamboo steamer I can get
>Two days out, start cooking the pork at work since the kitchen there has counter space measured in square kilometers and two ovens
>One day out, brother and father come visiting to see what I'm doing
>Brother is 6'4'' 400
>Father is 5'8'' 290
>Compelled to make them an offering of peace in the form of some bits of the pork
>They leave shortly after
>I stay until 3 in the morning the next day to make the steam buns (fuck off gooks, I'm white, I can't do it too fast)
>The next day, T-6 hours, at work kitchen to pick up the food to add vegetables and sauce before reheating as needed and to cook and assemble the blessed blinis
>56 buns left
>The two fat fucks had eaten most of the food meant for thirty people while I was sleeping
>Father had the fucking NERVE to complain about how it was unhealthy and dry because there were no vegetables or sauce
>Wonder how long it took you to realise that you greasy soppy fuck
>Manage to save the day by tripling the amount of blinis and exhausting my smoked salmon stores
>Wound up showing up to the party an hour late because of it

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>>39581197
>Tripling the amount of blini

>>39577815
how do you get yourself to that

>>39573732
Fake.

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>>39577815
her fingers look all black and blue, i wonder if she'll lose them to the diabeetus soon

>>39548100
If you replaced that all with just Netflix and Diet Coke, you'd get an accurate image of my lifestyle choices.

>>39556337
A+ post anon. A+.

>>39555424
So because you're a pussy used to spread cheeks and present tender ass, other people shouldn't be allowed to move themselves from unwanted situations.

I'm a mechanic. We shout shit at each other all the time. It's not the words but the intent.

The moment someone says something to hurt me I'm going to take action, regardless of what was actually said.

Because I'm not going to just take abuse.

>>39548813

I know that feel as well. Whenever I see fat people around my university campus, it's ALWAYS Americans or Brits.

>>39555982
Now that's what I call, "a sticky situation"

>>39557554
First of all, you're wrong.

Second of all, I'd say his fuse is plenty long and he manages anger just fine. Since he isn't in jail for murder.

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>>39582058
Same here.
I have a horrible addiction to matcha and diet Dr.Pepper, but fuck me I would shoot myself if I can't workout without something like netflix on. Aspartame really doesn't do anything and diet sodas just ruins your teeth.

>>39558866
The reddit is strong in this one.

>>39573925
He's improved himself. So yeah, he does. Stay mad.

>>39581197
How can anyone even manage to eat that much?

>>39580412
Jesus, you sound like a little bitch. Hate physical contact, were you abused as a child? Complaining about small things... overreacting and exaggerating.
Yeah, fatties are disgusting, but you sound like you need to grow thicker skin.

>>39577815
Holy shit, those arms. Achievable natty?

>>39572889
>Don't listen to those faggots saying you're a cocklet as a girl who is into short dicks, you're too big for me. I like 4'' and under
Th- thanks?

srs tho, that might not be as comforting as you intended
points for trying

>>39573340
For some reason, I think it would feel much less cucky if the mother was dead too.

>>39559262
Compulsory sterilization?
Compulsory sterilization.
Not even joking. You don't put an innocent kid through that nightmare. Eat a damn salad and then we might let you raise a child, you absolute degenerate.

>>39576252
No good man would ever want to marry you if you do that.

>>39548904

What a beta bitch kek

>>39583076
Some people just don't like physical contact bruv, it gets worse with fatties since they think they're "soft".
When a greasy landwhale blubber accidentaly rubs on me in the bus, I always get the urge to rip my own skin off.

>>39552995

Fuck that.

I'd give em extra everything and try to kill them off by heart attack as fast as possible.

These people can't be saved, anon. They can only be put out of their misery.

>>39563053

It's never funny.

Those horses are miserable and they shouldn't even be used that way . They're often underfed and overworked.

>>39568508

Another leaf here. I lived throughout SE Asia for years. Supported myself by teaching English and other things. Was fun but it's not something I could do forever. Eventually I missed the security and infrastructure of the west.

>>39577815

She's dead now. Aged 28 or something. She was on my 600lb life

>>39582004


See here : >>39583498

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>>39547865
>>39547885
>>39547902
This is not a green text story, it is a novel.
OP, return back to plebbit please and post it there.

>>39548534
Why is this god damn thing your friend? I think the only thing more annoying in the story is how much of a carpet you are.

>>39558866
Very cute anon

>>39582557
>I'd say his fuse is plenty long and he manages anger just fine. Since he isn't in jail for murder
You don't set the bar very high.

>>39569265
Same, West Chester, and holy fuck the potholes