insecurities thread

Same here
I only wear turtlenecks and hoodies

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>tfw pencil dick

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how do we thicken our necks and dicks, brahs?

>>39541296
>only 5" girth

>>39541346
need unedited version, posthaste chap

>>39541346
>>39541300
>>39541296
>tfw thick neck and mediocre jawline
I want off this ride NOW!

>>39541428
Trust me my dude it's super dissapointing, might as well leave piano mans face there desu

>>39541296
>balding
>obese
Cutting down, I'm looking way better, but that balding.

>>39541448
This anon warned you >>39541428>>39541451

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>>39541440
>tfw decent jaw but weak chin

Don't last long at all. Even masturbating I take 1-5min. Stopping every 20seconds to calm down...I've tried kegels, thinking of dead puppies and taking breaks. Cardio does not help. I even just let loose finish multiple times in a row and still insanely short time...

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>>39541296
You can do better than this son.

Also is an 8x5.3 pencil dick?

>>39541296
>small tits and a fucked up ribcage
I want to die

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>tfw black

>>39541296
Just moderate acne, not much only on sides of forehead and down that line to the start of beard.

Its pissing me off cause it won't clean up. Other then that I'm pretty good looking, both face and body.

>tfw fat, boobless womanlet

>>39541538
>Best body genetics (endowment, abs, and usually lower bodyfat)
>Usually cool/ have other interests
>Personable and well socialized
>Ability to pull of whatever style

Being black is a gift son.

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>tfw all about that DFC

I have a gap in my front teeth, but I'm pretty sure an orthodontist can fix that

>>39541489
Are you me? damn pham..

>>39541538
It's not so bad if you're from a good family

>>39541489
Progressive overload. Work on going slightly longer each time

Emptying your mind, slowing down pace from the start, working on not trying to get near the edge as fast as possible are all important too ofc. It's fixable mate. Keep working on it

Uneven lats

>>39542104
Thanks anon. I'll definitely try it

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Ugly as fuck 22 year old virgin. At least people think I look like a bodybuilder.

>>39541317
What did we do in the past life to deserve this

>>39541473
Tfw strong chin strong jaw weak dick

>>39541296
Tons of muscle imbalances
Gyno
5x5" penor

>>39542426
I'm a brainlet/mathlet, can you explain this picture to me?

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> can't look women in the eyes

I don't know what it is. I just panic. Why is she looking at me? Is she going to mock me for something? Why are women so cruel?
> tfw bullied by girls throughout childhood

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>>39541296
>perfect body but thin wrists

My insecurity is not having friends. It has basically destroyed my entire life.

Didn't have friends in high school, so I was too worried to try to make friends in college since everyone in high school obviously hated me

Not having friends means I don't have people to do stuff with

Not doing stuff with people means I can't go out and meet girls or other people

Since I don't have friends and am pretty shut-in, I'm too nervous trying to meet people now because they would see how I'm friendless and ditch me

Also since I'm a virgin at this age, I don't want a girl to see my virginity even if I overcame everything

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>>39542944
>skinny wrists
>pointer and middle finger have become well muscled, but ring and pinky fingers are still auschwitz mode

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>>39542969
see I had friends all my life but never female and as I become older and mroe an adult i slowly isolated myself so I have no friends and no contact with women

I know your feel bro

>Fat guy
>Usually keep myself unkempt unless I have to go into the office

>Worried people look at me shopping, and they think look at this fat fuck, he is probably single and a /neet/

In reality I am fat due to bad choices, and I am single by choice right now thinking of finally dropping weight and doing it correctly this time. I just need to stay focused and not focus too much on work and other avenues in my life, think about it jobs, people, friends come and go but your fitness goals stay for ever. time to stop drinking, and get back to weight lifting

>have huge dick, post it online, tons of girls message me, skype/sext with some of them
>they say im great at dirty talk, my voice is orgasmic, my dick is incredible and if they get a boyfriend they reluctantly stop talking to me but come back later because they literally miss me

>have autism IRL so im too insecure to try to hit on girls

sucks guys

>>39541296
Too big/ too strong

>>39543031
Seriously, not having friends is a really alien idea to like 99% of people.

But not having friends is literally the worst thing humanly possible you can live with. It basically destroys any chance you have at normalcy

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing people complain about no gf because they see their friends hooking up

>>39542426
what the fuck though?


im not good at math at all. guys we need an explanation on this

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>>39542882
(((common core)))

>>39541977
lmao how fucking sheltered are you?

>>39542944
T
H
I
S

:(

>>39541977
if you're full african you're fucked
if you're a mixture of white/black you're good to go.

>>39541296
>tfw massive joints..
Hard to find clothes... :(

>girl hugs me
>"wow anon its like hugging a bag of bones!

kill me. eating is so fucking hard

>shortish (5'8")
>average wiener (5.5"x5.2")
>slight gyno
>dandruff
>small hands and thin wrists

I think that's it.

I'm honestly pretty confident and people like me. I'm getting more handsome and that feeds into it.

Phimosis and can't afford surgery.

I've turned down a girl sitting on top of me telling me she wants me inside of her because I didn't want her to see my pathetic dick.

Somehow manage to hook up with plenty of girls but as soon as shit gets too close I just nope out of there an never talk to them again.

>tfw still virgin

>>39542969
I was the same way but learned to socialize and become confident.

Still a virgin at 21 though. I don't know what to do.

I'm afraid I'll have to bang an escort a few times or something to get the basics down and then get started with having an actual sex life.

I have a smallish head so even if I make it I'll look like a clown.

>dick seems pretty small flaccid

6 inches erect tho give or take, does it matter?

>>39541933
just become qt tomboy

>>39543504
6 inches erect is good since most girl can only take so much dick but if youre on the clock have the flaccid stick sucks because you get to warm up and foreplay - which is something you have to practice

watch porn and youll see scenes where the guy gets soft but since theyre big at a soft/flaccid stages they can easily put it in and out

>terrible skin

>>39543534
oh yeah m8 I'm a virgin (soon not to be) which is why I was wondering.

>>39543454
What's hard about it?

>>39543485
a-anyone else?

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>knock knees
>balding
>fat chest
At least I am 6'5, it' not that bas right ?

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>>39543604
thought i was on fa

>this was the first thread on this board
lul

I can't tell if my gyno is fat or if real gyno does anyone else know this

>Jew nose

fucking shit I've had many many people tell me that I am very attractive, but I can never be a chad because chads don't have jew noses

>>39543657
>tfw 6'5", store lots of fat in chest, hyperextended knees, and receding hairline

Feelsbadman

>can't fathom the idea that anyone would be interested in me romantically
>Can't imagine any other outcome than dying alone in the desert
>Everytime I get close to girls I pull away before I can catch feelings
>I'm also very old fashioned, so I won't have sex with a girl I don't love
>I'll only ever be cute like a puppy, never cute like someone they could love
I'm actually a really interesting guy with a life full of bants and adventure, but I don't have anyone meaningful to share my life with. I'm only an interesting distraction, just passing through with my little witticisms and fun stories.

>>39541296
>tfw thin wrists and small pinkie and ring fingers

>>39541451
>tfw this is all the vagina I've ever seen

>>39541502
yes but youll still make it brah

>>39543733
>>39542980
What is that body type called? Just "thin boned"?

>>39543742
just find a nuddy bar

all nude clubs are cool, if you sit in the front you're asking for special attention from the ladies and tipping is very common, if you watch from the back or another part of the room, tipping well is also a good idea, get to know the ladies but dont expect much from it as they are professionals and each have their own reason for doing it, the well known professional strippers are cool

>>39543798
Like a tiddy bar? Any more tips?

>>39543867
yea, never go for a private dance, it makes you look pathetic to them, and when you're in there they will offer you more services for more money but it is a scam, they are professionals, they will not be nude in a private dance, if you want to touch one of them and get more closer, tip her and ask the main lady around the bar area, you can tell which one she is when you get there, ask her if this girl takes private dances and how much will it be for a couple of minutes, go from there.

honestly if you want a private dance its kind of pathetic but they understand and just want to have a good time, treat them well and just talk to them, many of them share stories of guys just wanting someone to talk to in those private rooms, they are chatty btw so they will ask you where you're from, what you do and the basics small talk...

big toes

>huge forehead
>skinnyfat with slight gyno (getting better in that regard tho)
>crippling social autism

>>39543894
Why the fuck would you talk to a stripper? Who cares what they have to say?

>>39543469
Get some steroid cream and stretch that shit out nigga. All hope is not lost, don't mutilate yourself.

>>39541296
>tfw short arms

>>39543122

I am truly glad. Go fuck yourself facilitating that with taken girls

>>39544380
it takes two to tango faggot

>>39544375
>tfw long arms

at least your will look decent with little work. i've been lifting for years and still have dyel arms

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>>39544391
Top fucking kek

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>>39541296
>tfw small hands
H-hold me bros

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4" penis

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im fat and my fat distributes in a hourglass like figure also ive been fat forever and also my dick is 7 inches but its only 5 inches around and i'm 6'6 and i just want to be 6'5 and have a 7 inch dick with 6 inch girth so bad guise and also i wish my hands were bigger and my mom didn't die of cancer when i was 15 that i had a father figure in my life to teach me how to be a man instead of depressed BPD mom who lived on welfare and died like a bitch when i was 15 and raised me ot be a NEET lmfao

but even still i desire to get buff and the internet is here so that's good at least

>>39541538
>clothes look good on you no matter what
>thick cocks
>blushing never shows, can always keep your cool
>low bodyfat, gain muscle at a faster rate than Caucasian
Being black has its perks

>Bad posture (rolled shoulders, forward head)
>Double chin (I'm chubby, losing weight)
>Thin wrists

I can fix the first two but my wrists are fucked forever

>>39542882
>>39543393
8+5= 8+(2+3)= (8+2)+3= 10+3

My guess is teacher wanted to make a question like:
8+5=X
10+Y=X
Y=?
but put it in the words and make such a poor job even adults don't know wtf is going on.

>>39545278
i also have thin wrists. at least if you get big forearms your small wrists and other joints if your other joints are small will make your muscles look more pleasing to the eye

>>39541296
Big waist, high insertions, shitty physique

>>39545287
True, I've been smashing forearms the last few weeks

>>39545276
>being a nigger
Being black has its cons

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>>39545276
>muh dick

the nigger

>>39541550
my situation here, except its mostly on my cheeks. im okay with it, because i know it will go away eventually, but its still annoying because i wash my face with soap 3x a day and take fish oil and vitamin D, AND drink lots of water, and haven't really eaten dairy (besides a little bit of butter in food). and its still there. however, my face is pretty smooth so at least there's that.

>>39542937
no girl is going to bully you. i dare you to look women in the eyes and prove me wrong.

>>39545355
That's not true, I've seen women try to bully men to their face.
The worst case I've seen was an undergrad that walked up to a med student and called him ugly for no reason.

>>39545372
Alpha fucks beta bucks

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Cant do a single pull up

Put in pull up bar so I can hide my weakness while doing negative pull ups.

Climb up on chair. Grab bar. Step off chair. Ragdoll to the bottom. Repeat for 5 sets of 8.

Hold me Scooby.

>>39545475

you're gonna make it

>potentially 8/10 face
>ruined by gigantic jew nose
>great body aesthetics
>ruined by slight gyno
>really thick hair
>too brittle and hairline receding

We must all suffer, anons.

>>39541296
>giant head
>even bigger neck

cant wait to get big

>>39541977
>this level of delusion

>tfw 5'5"
>tfw lower body completely covered in thick long hair.

I can literally comb my butt.

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>>39545355
>>39545447
how do i become alpha anon?

>>39543122
lmao those were probably dudes. Where the fuck can you post your dick online and girls will message you back, that sounds retarded bruh

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>>39541296
>the girl im about to meet is 1 cm taller than me

>>39541296
fuck neck and dick girth
my wrist circumference is 14 centermetres.
what the fuck should i kill myself?
my dicks girth is a full inch bigger than that

>>39546673
shes gonna wear heels and be like 2-3 inches taller than u lol

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>>39546715

>>39541440
I feel you brah. My neck is fucking thicc but my jawline is average at best.

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>>39546743
>tfw not sure if shes actually 1 or 2 cm taller than me

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>5'6" although this is around the average spic height and most girls around here are <5'4". however, if i go to gringoland i will be considered a manlet. not that it's not already just a meme, but still...
>puffy nipples
>receding hairline
besides that I'm actually ok with how i look and my ethnicity.

currently going out with a 5'10" gril from memeder. told her right off the bat about my height and she said it didn't matter, but i kept joking about it and she said "what if i wear high heels?" and i told her that it'd only make me hornier

>>39541538
>tmw all those hours in the gym can't cure you from being a nigger

>>39543678
Yep. Same here.

Dandy Asian manlet with 5" dick

>tfw double chin

>>39541538

Don't be a fag about it, you dumb nigger. Find the best in your heritage and embrace it.

>t. an actual, not-trolling "radical" right-winger who shitposts on /pol/ all day

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I have a weird issue about showing my knees. For a long time I thought they were weird shaped and even after I found out they werent I still feel very uncomfortable with my knees showing.

Like, I'll whip my junk out in public before I even dare wear shorts out unless I have compression pants on. Summers are fucking dreadful because of it.

Is this a common thing or am I alone here?

>mfw no insecurities

I was self consious about having a small dick when i was younger but im content with my size now (19cm) and i dont have anything i can really complain about on my own person
Only thing that i can complain about in life is an inability to get laid

>>39546828
post em

>>39541977
if you discount your propensity for heart problems, diabetes, and some cancers, then you have it pretty good

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>5x5 benis
>5'8
>small feet
>virgin
Atleast i have a qt weeabo gf that's also a virgin and i have a nice face

>>39546853
what are u waiting for? someone else to take away her virginity? r u scared? r u saving urself for "the right one"? kiss her, then touch her boobs and stuff, then finger her and start taking off ur clothes. if u get to the point where yall almost naked ur more than halfway there fag. its no big deal

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>>39546874

>>39546874
We're waiting till mariage since we're not D E G E N E R A T E S.
Also she lives like 80 miles away and her jehovahs witness parents hate the fuck out of me since they think im a fucked up duggie. Also we met in the psychiatric ward kek.
>r
>u
Learn english you mongrel
Also I'm fine with being a virgin since
Drugs>>>>>>>coitus

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>>39546962
b8

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>Male with wide hips and belly

>>39546962
lmao
>jw repressed sexuality gf who's probably horny af but u'r probably 2 dumb 2 notice
>long distance relationship
>le degenerate /pol/ meme
>psychiatric ward
>drugs > coitus
something doesn't add up nigga. why dont u grow a pair little boi?

inb4 b8 like the other anon said

>foreskin doesnt roll all the way back because short frenulum
Anyone else?

>Manlet
5''8
>ugly
And that's about It

>>39547029
Yes...i always thought it was the phimosis that caused this. When i finally fixed that it turns out that my frenulum is also way too short...

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Why don't uglyfags just get their parents to buy them surgery with a good surgeon? Boggles my mind. You're fixable, ask the south Koreans

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>tfw 28 year old virgin

>tfw eyes always half closed

>tfw protruding jaw

>>39547042
Fukken same here, has it been a problem with girls?

>>39541296
being in a relationship when i dont have steady income because in school, i know i shouldnt but i feel like a loser and try to overcompensate with my body and being personable

>>39547059
same guy in all 3 pics?

>>39547059
Most uglyfags are poor
Stressful childhood and shit nutrition is what made them ugly in the first place

>>39541530
TORONTO

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>>39542426
>>39542882

Imagine that you have a 8 liters of water in one bucket, and 5 in another, by pouring out 3 liters and adding them together you get a bucket of 10 liters.

That being said, the question doesnt actually make sense, it should have been phrased "Tell how to get 10 when you have 8 and 5"

>>39543661
Is that a twink or a cute anime girl?

>>39547102
Yep. Nose job jaw job melatonin injections plus age as far as I can see, prob some other shit too

>>39547263
Thats...alot of fucking work and money being spent to barely look average (final picture)
I think i look above average so surgery wont do me any good, but i think if youre below average and spend thousands of dollars on surgery you will probably end up with the same conclusion that ive made over the past few years
Girls dont really care about looks, they care about social status way more and all the decent girls are already taken
You spend thousands of dollars on something and you expect a huge bang for your buck but you will end up getting nothing

>>39547070
I'm in Europe so many girls are used to foreskin. Never really got a comment on it, except for 1 girl that didn't believe it was possible and kept yanking on my foreskin...

>>39547290
That's a lot of memes for just one post, good job

>>39547290
this is a lie, ive had plastic surgery and it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>39547348
I always wonder how this is possible, i look good, am all the things that according to the internet should make me attractive but i have an insanely hard time finding girls
The general lack of single chicks is a bottle neck IMO

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That feel when you are a shrinked version of a normal male.
5'8 145 pounds, lifting weights, almost no fat, but I still look so small.
Eating gainer just made me shit four times a day, no bulk.
Feels bad man.
Ugly face too

>>39547373
Maybe you're boring as fuck or smell bad

Zero physical insecurities, an infinite amount of psychological (not mental) and social insecurities

>>39547391
So this is why i never meet any single girls?
Funny because the ones who are taken are flirty as fuck and never mention anything bad but they already have a bf

large nips, slightly above average dick that i still feel shitty about because of porn.

>>39547059
That guy just needed sunlight in the first place.

>tfw larger than average head size.

I feel like I need to get bigger so it makes my head look normal.

>>39547400
when youre in a relationship, with all the main needs taken care of, girls like to flirt with anyone who gives them attention, but if they were single they wouldnt pay attention to you because you dont fulfill the base list

>worrying about things you can't change
>not changing things you can change
>not spinning negatives into positives
>not doing whatever it takes
CMON
M
O
N

>>39547373
post pic

i have a big nose and POSSIBLY weak jaw/chin. slight receding hairline too. its no big deal though, literally all are fixable through surgery lmao

>>39547439
How do i feel good when i feel bad?
No drugs please, i'm ex heavy user

I said facilitating. It doesn't clear you of doing the wrong thing too

>narrow shoulders
>tiny wrists
>dicklet
>beardlet

heh a-at least I'm not a fuckin manlet r-right?

>>39547457
>>39544391

>>39547428
>Not getting the point
I never meet any girls who are single, regardless if i was the prettiest fucker on the planet or 4chan ugly this does not change their relationship status

>>39547059
How did he change his predominantly straight shitty looking hair to be more wavy?

>>39547474
Product, and I mean that seriously. If you start using the right shampoo, the right conditioner, and some other shit you can totally transform your hair.

>>39547059
Just wait till this fag has kids and his ugly genes get passed on.

>>39545372
lmao bruh if she starts shit like this you have no reason to take her seriously, its her being a cunt

>>39547486
I thought hair type was genetic. I've used different brands of shampoo/conditioner etc. and my hair has been the same practically all my life.

>>39546673
dude thats hot as fuck don't fuck it up and dont give a shit about the wearing high heels thing, its just a meme for shallow people to make you feel inferior with their lololol but shes gonna be taller than you on heels

>>39547504
You're probably using the same store-bought stuff though.

Try this - http://www.oribe.com/shampoo-for-magnificent-volume.html

paired with - http://www.ulta.com/pure-volume-hair-conditioner?productId=xlsImpprod3410079

Don't buy from Amazon, there are a lot of fakes. Always use warm water (not HOT) for shampoo, and rinse conditioner with cold water.

>>39544252
lol, some guys pay to talk to them in a private room, i find it kind of an embarrassing thing to even admit, i had a buddy who paid a stripper $100 to grab the puss, ass and tits. he was excited about holding her for 1 minnute, lol i made fun of him with the other guys we where with and everyone thought i was being a dick and rude for making fun of him, lettcebereality thoguh the guy is in his 30s and excited about touching a women who he paid to talk to in a private room, lol how can you not laugh at how pathetic that really is???

>>39547584
Alright thanks for the info man, i defs look into these

Tfw full on manlet
5'2"
No matter how ripped I get my body I will always just look like I'm compensating

>>39541977
lmao blacks hate themselves for being black

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>>39547389
More fiber
185 5'9 manlet here

>tfw fat

>>39541502
It's normal girth, but very long so it probably looks like a slim jim, but I doubt it's a problem. Should be wide enough.

>>39547690
damn brah that's rough

>>39547690
People who jump to the "he must be compensating" line of thought are sick in the head and absolutely not people you want to associate with.

I guarantee you that you enjoy working out way more than they enjoy anything.

>>39541451
8/8

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>>39541977
since when is chimping out and mugging people called "well socialized"?
>maximal delusion

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>jew nose

>massive jew nose that is also fucking crooked
>x legs
>uneven rib cage
>small wrists

atleast im not a bald manlet

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>>39545213
>tfw I edited this and people are using it

>pencil neck

hey, at least I can remedy that through hard work, r-right?

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>>39550666
>tfw pencil neck
>try to beef it up
>just feel like I'm going to injure myself

The only neck excercises I feel halfway safe doing are shrugs, and that obviously doesn't hit the entire neck very well.

>>39542426
That question is fucking retarded. Holy shit this is why our education system is doing so poorly.

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>flabby man tits

I would give any muscle I have to rid myself of them

i feel like everyone judges me at the gym, occasionally i'll see people i know from school, and im scared to talk to them for fear of them thinking im just a weird guy. I get along with people and i have friends just making new ones is hard and sometimes i feel like none of my friends actually like me even when i'm 99% sure i'm being delusional

>>39541296
Name something related to physical appearance and I'm probably insecure about it. How do I fix this, bros? How can we learn to love ourselves? I feel like this didn't happen at all for 80% of the population before the year 2000.

>>39547690
>tfw you will never be 6'2" and have a 5'2" manlet bro who rule the neighborhood as the two toughest guys around

>>39547455
It's all about perspective.
>roid
>balls shrink
>think small balls is something to be ashamed of
When your balls are small, that makes your dick hang lower than your balls, which makes your dick look bigger. Use this template.

>>39550907
Realize your body is nothing but a lump of cells working together in an organized manner but you actually have no conscious control over these cells.

>baby face

Luckily I can grow a beard. And it helps a bit. But only just enough. :/

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>shitty calves genetics

I have read articles polls and studies that say women like big noses on guys so theres that.

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My face

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>>39551299
When you think about it, working out is kind of like being an iron-fisted tyrant. Every time you lift, you kill all those innocent cells in an attempt to scare th survivors into doing what you want.

Are we doing the right thing bros?

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>>39543440
Not the guy you're replying but
>chance of receding hairline because of my African grandparents
They told me this usually skips a generation but idk

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I can't do more than 2 chinups

>>39546853
>virgin
>have qt gf

youre a fucking failure my man.

>>39551454
The cells live with purpose anon

shit teeth
shit lips

>>39551538
also,

bloat
acne
auschwitz fingers
baby dick wrists
skinny legs

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>hands slightly too big
>average height
>literal b cup

why even live, squats are all i have

>>39551757
bloaterino will take you.

took the clippers to the groin today

cut my dick a little bit, side of the head bled for a minute or so, cleaned the wound, kind of stings now, i might be fucked

plz help

62 cm head

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a little too damn sexy

>>39541538
People love respectable black guys