/'mirin/ Thread

Ya on and off.. But more so dudes than girls... For most recent mirin' story ill be vague, but this actress(not brad pitt level famous or anything but)/playboy model blah blah apparently took my pics and wrote about going on a date with me. Found out about it, we agree to meet in real life. Well long story short it lasted a half hour she was so nervous could barely talk and said she would come back in feburary to meet me again when she was in better shape because i was to intimidating. No joke. =/

>>39541663
You should cut her face off and wear it as a mask while you rape her

>>39541195
>at the gym
>lifting by the mirror
>notice all the dudes around me keep looking at me
>the qt girls few feet away dont even look at me
why is it, dudes are always looking at me. some even like nod their head at me, then smile.
I'm like bunch of fags here

Uni gym

Girls bending over, always checking to see if I'm looking


I ignore them desu.

But in my head, I'm thrusting my dick in their ass

>>39542073
it's the vibes you give off
girls aren't interested
men are
your gay

Do girls normally bend over in front of you?

They purposely bend over, exposing their thongs in their see through tights

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>be at work
>help out this milf and her husband who i haven't seen in a while
>when her husband walks away she tells me i look great

>helping out this other cougar
>she thanks me for helping her
>i smile back at her and say you're welcome
>she smiles and looks down at the floor for 10 seconds

>cleaning up stuff at work
>this hot girl and her boyfriend are walking by me
>when they pass by me he grabs her ass

>buying pencils at university bookstore
>when this girl seems me walking up to her register she starts to play with her hair and doesn't stop until i leave
> go to the bookstore the next day because i forgot to buy something
>different girl this time, she is really nervous and takes 3 minutes to ring up 2 pens i bought

>walking to class
>when i pass by this girl she does a double take at the last second
>caught a few girls who turned completely around to look at me

>>39542073
Women have wider peripheral vision so they can scope you without looking in your direction

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>have that stare of death after a workout
>tfw you make eye contact with someone as your leaving
>their eyes widen and quickly look away

haha just a mire right guys

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>>39541677
kek seems to think this is a good idea

>>39541195
Housekeeping! You won clean towal?

I went to the store with my 2 roommates after the gym, and the cashier from the other lane kept looking over at us and looking away when one of us looked back. I'm the most /fit/ but have the ugliest face so it probably wasn't me she was mirin

>>39542073
I like to look at fit guys during my workout as motivation to be as good as them one day.

>that one thicc babelicious bae that does all her exercises near you
happened to me today tbhfam

>>39542226
that's bullshit but I believe it

>>39543139

>/fit/

not a mire for me. i'm a fat t-rex slob (yes that's a thing)
>gone to the supermarket to get some stuff for family
>walking up to the escalators and notice this grill walking there as well, walking in my general direction, but towards the escalators if that makes sense
>she's got this nice, exposed pair of tits, apart from that she's pretty well covered, can't really tell too much about her frame with a big jacket on
>she gets to the escalator before me, so i'm standing behind her, my mind on what i need to get
>get to the top of the escalator and there's like five or six guys at the atm at the top of the escalator
>each and every single one of them without fail checks her out

real big wakeup call there. i mean, i get it that guys are programmed to stare at what they like. but fuck me, they weren't even remotely subtle about it

>>39543114

This. We want to look like you not look at you dumbass

>>39542073
either
>ugly but good gains
>effeminate but good gains
>got so big that girls no longer mire

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>>39542852
>>39541677
>>39541663

and it is the 7 the most holiest of the dubs...

you must

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I am 30, 6'1
Went from 340lbs to 240lbs
Girls of any age never look at me
Not even gay gymbros are checking me out
That or i am too autistic to notice getting mired

How does it feel to get mired?

Pls kill me famalam

If sexual harassment is counted, have had several encounters with girls squeezing my ass as they walk past for no apparent reason when I'm at a club or music festival.

Whenever I see a girl look at me I'll either look at the floor or look away so I can never actually tell when if/when im getting mired.

>>39544959
You're still fucking fat, why would anyone mire you?

>>39542102
This happened to me once.

But then the gym owner kicked me out of the gym because i got a booner.

I was able to tell that he got one too, and just wanted to fuck her alone. I tried to pull his pants down but wasn't able. Then i ran away.

>>39541195

I'd eat her pussy, if you know what I mean.

>>39541663
stories that never happend part 1

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>Used to get mired at university when I was skinny fat who smoked and wore decent clothes.
>Now I only ever leave the house in my wage slave uniform or sweatpants and a hoodie. Quit smoking, got big but nobody to see it. I need to go full homo and start dressing like pic related to the gym.

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>>39541195
>post OP pic of girl not mirin.

fuck off

>>39541677
thread restored, dubs means anon has to deliver.

>>39545195

>has college education
>isn't salaried business-casual master race

lmaoing at your life

>in drive through with girlfriend buying coffee
>look down to grab wallet and pay
>notice young cashier girl is staring intensely in my peripheral vision
>maybe she's autistic or something
>turn to pay and she immediately breaks eye contact
>drive away
>girlfriend starts ranting about "that bitch was checking you out right in front of me! didn't even hide it!"

I almost never leave the house so this is a highlight for me. Very rare to have human interaction outside of a select few.

Not sure if I was being checked out or not because my gf is a crazy jealous controlling NEET like me and I realize she probably feels threatened by literally every girl who glances in my direction

Feels good either way

>>39545405
i get shit like this all the fucking time from my jelly/5.5 wife....usually though she says girls check me out when im taking care of my kids at the store and she will say dumb shit like 'fucking bitch was checking you out hard core' or some bullshit like that....i honestly dont think its because they are mirin me, just enjoy seeing 2 kids play around and be cute....

>>39542073
>he hasn't heard of The Big Boy Club
At first, the gym rats ignored me. Then they saw me coming to the gym regularly. Then I became bigger. We began acknowledging each other. We began talking. We began shooting the shit. We becamo bros. Now we have Big Boy Buttsex in The Big Boy Club.
Welcome anon :)

>>39541663
Ugh, are you me? Fuck, if I had a nickel for every time this shit happened. I'm like, listen, you look fine, we can fuck, okay? But no, they've all got shitty self image around me because of my body. I try to tell them they wouldn't be playmate of the year if they weren't hot (or kept a career after playing Hermione, or gone from a successful country singer to an even more successful pop singer, whatever the case is), but they just have this immediate shame that's hard to overcome. At least Tay...er..."one of them" got on her knees, but was so filled with joy and gratitude when I came, she broke down into a sobbing mess! What's an anon to do? I feel your pain brah.

i havent visited /fit/ in a year

did the 'cousin mirin solid' meme die?

>>39541195
Caught hostess at a restaurant mirin most of the night. I first thought it was my autistic self creeping her out and she was looking at me in disgust. But I caught her looking and when I looked back she quickly looked away and blushed. Im not even /fit/ yet, I still have some of my man boobs and some fat, but working out I think is making me put off a different vibe that attracts gurlz.

>>39542077
I would just smile at them if I were you, you never know when you'll meet them again in class or something. It can really help make new friend/colleagues

>>39545927
Unfortunately yes

>>39546067
this makes me sad

>want a gf
>ask a qt girl out when clubbing
>next morning dont remember how she answered
>now she keeps smiling at me and hanging around at uni
>not even sure if want gf anymore

Does that count as a mire if Im a big guy?

>>39546112
It depends, are you really a big guy?

>>39546150
For you

so if a gril looks at me, she's mirin?

>>39546150

Lets just say that I could crash a plane with no survivors.

>>39546204
I doubt it. I catch plenty of girls looking at me and I'm fucking ugly. It can only be descriped as a look of disgust.

They're mirin if you look good.

>>39546225
how do you know if you look good? My own biased opinion of myself can not be trusted

I do my thing and I don't give a fuck what happens around me. Drive a truck through the gym wall and I will continue my workout like nothing happened.

>>39541195
where do you find thicc filipina women like this?

>>39542931
You're right, it probably wasn't.

>>39544959
>I am 30
there is your answer. youre old, you will never be mired again

>>39544864
OK I've noticed the same thing when walking down the road behind an attractive women. Like you will walk past 10 guys and out of them all 10 will check her out. It's a differant story with guys

>>39541195
yeah but its not because of my body, my body is shit. im just tall and handsome

>>39546772
you know if you are attractive, average, or below average...deep down, if you are being brutaly honest with yourself and not saying the dumb shit like 'yea i know i look good' in your head all the time

plus if you have to ask....not trying to be a chad or anything but come on dude, you know the answer

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what does it mean if youre at a party and some girl strikes up a conversation with you out of nowhere

>>39547660
absurdism, the dichotomy of how the universe doesnt give a flying fuck about you, and yet you struggle desperately to find meaning in random bullshit that will ultimately substantiate your ego, or make you feel special. theres no god, and men are psychologically wired to think sex is imminent whenever women so much as look at them, while it is statistically significant that these women under the same pretext dont give two fucks about said man. so to answer your question, its meaningless, theres no god, kill yourself

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>>39545927
>>39546067
>>39546071
It didn't though

>>39541195
>>39541195
Literally every day.

This cute classy girl walked by me today. Se said something to me in her charming girly-voice. I lost it and called her what she was, a beautiful goddess. told that qt. I love mires so god damn much.

>>39542265
>have that stare of death after a workout
What to do when I have this all day before and after workout?!

Not a mire but a story.

>Finish workout
>Go home
>live on higher floor
>Go in to elevator
>Girl rushes to the elevator
>I hold the door for her
>She says thanks and looks at her feet
>Make it to my floor.
>Elevator door brakes and elevator get stuck
>Look at her.
>She has the happiest expression on her face I have seen in a while
>We chat for a while until the janitor fixes the doors
>Turns out she likes me.
>Never noticed her before
>Shes in high school
>N O P E
>O
>P
>E

>>39547991
Go for it. teen pussy is best pussy

>>39547991
maybe she's 18 m8

>>39541195
no

>>39541663
ya do this
>>39541677

>>39542073
its the same thing when my older cousin bought a gtr, he only gets attention from guys lawl.
girls dont give a fuck.

>>39547991
string her along till she's legal if she isn't 16/18.

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>>39547753

oh.......ok then :(

All girls mire me. I'm handsome. 5' 11''. Have a good sized dick that can be seen though the basketball shorts. Not overly try hard big but bigger and stronger than most of the guys in the gym. Great hair. Great beard and I just turned 26 (/fit/ days are almost numbered). I just reached the age where all woman start finding me attractive and they all mire. Don't worry bros get a few more years under your belt and good things will come

>>39547991
>shes in high school
don't let social constructions stop you anon. If she's in high school, then that means she must be over the age of 13 turning 14. A women is ready to procreate at that age so it's completely ok to date her.

>>39542077
This

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>>39547100

Maybe start posting when you hit puberty or finish high school, which ever comes first.

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I never get many, but I look decent with a pump. I had a grill literally walk into a pole as she was walking in front of me and looking at me in the gym. Feels good man

>mfw

>>39547660
nah, she probably wanted to fuck you

>>39549931
What episode is this from?

>>39546772
>how do you know if you look good?

How many women who aren't relatives or close friends have called you attractive, hot, sexy, cute, etc.? If it's multiple, you probably look good.

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Tinder pls help

>me: well what are you on tinder for
>her: same reason why youre here
>me: w-what am i here for senpai
>her: ask yourself, search deep within the depths of your desires
>me: im here to get my dick sucked, you cant say the same
>her: why not? I may have a dick as well

Is she dtf? What do i do next? Help plees

>>39547660
>what does it mean if youre at a party and some girl strikes up a conversation with you out of nowhere

It means felt bad for your sorry ass and wants to be someone you spare when you pull a Sam Hyde.

>>39550045
tell her you've probably got more experience sucking dick

>>39549988
the one where Goku takes his son to the strip club but gets kicked out for bringing his flying cat

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>>39541195

>>39545088
You guys steal my pics on and off I have a job as a model. Trust me I have a lot of weird girl stories

>>39550045
Please help guys

>>39550200
Whatever neckbeard

>>39550281

Obvious answer is "I'll only suck yours if you suck mine first."

Have had girls bend over in front of me, but desu when I feel like being mired I just go workout at planet fitness

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>>39541195
lol yeah just today actually
>be me
>on day 7 of /nowipe/
>sitting in class, waiting for lecture to start
>a pack of three thicc semen demons walk in and sit behind me
>after like a minute they notice the manly stench i've been emanating
>they start giggling and accusing one another of farting
>then they realize it's coming from me
>get up, crack my knuckles and say "just not feeling class today" (apparently that's a normie thing to do)
>smile and wink at them as i leave

we had a pop quiz and i left all my stuff in the lecture room but it was totally worth it

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>>39551069

>>39551069
>>39551083
Samefag

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>>39544914
This.
>tfw good looking but most people think I'm gay

>>39550281
>Oh good, we have something in common already

>Work with lots of thirsty teenagers
>Catch them peekin' when they think I can't see
>Hold my hand when I pass them shit
>Bend at the waist any time they need something near me

>Frequent the same bar, because they play good music and the bartender is cute
>She takes a shining to me, implores me to stick around and chat while they close the bar and kick everyone else out
>Pours me extra liquor when I ask for a shot
>Pours me a little liquor when I say no thanks I've had enough

>Grab a smoke outside of said bar
>A complete stranger, but qt, walks up and strikes a conversation
>Apparently she's on the tail end of a mushroom trip
>I was just gonna get her number for a shroom connect, she invites me over her place to hang out and try some
>We chill, she's cool as shit
>Calls me the next day, leaves a 4 minute voicemail telling me how much fun she had and how cool I am
>We grab some coffee, smoke some pot, she's been sperging about me for a week now

Feels nice, especially since I've spent the last 2 years depressed and hanging out in my house

>>39541195
Yeah but Most of the time I don't realize it.

>>39552181
Fuck how do I into finding qts in public and there are no qts where I work?

>>39543129
this happened today with me with a pretty decent looking milf, I always wonder if they are doing it intentionally or if I am just autistic and she just so happens to be doing exercises near the same things as me

>>39542207
that was a good dream m8

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>>39545405
Sounds like my girlfriend. We were friends for a long time before we finally dated and now she constantly brings up girls that I went after when we were friends and tries to talk about how much better she is. She even creeps on their facebooks to compare herself to them. Give me a break, and lord help me if I defend them, even though what my gf is saying makes me out to be shallow and have shit taste.

>>39545088
For some reason, this is one of the stories I'm actually willing to believe in. Not out of some strange sense of wishful thinking either, but because I've genuinely seen girls spaghetti HARD around my bestfriend, and it's lead me to the conclusion that women are actually humans, just like us, who sometimes sperg out on occasion.

Hard to believe, 2bh, but the truth is there.

>>39547660
Are you alone when this happens? Odds are you are approachable like me and she may have just felt more comfortable talking to you than someone in a group she isn't a part of. This happens to me a lot, I go by melf to parties, concerts, events by myself and people will just strike up conversations with me. She may or may not be interested, use it as an opportunity to get to know her.

>>39541195
only minorities and its fucking annoying, i want a white girl omg

>>39548830
>5'11"
>missing the longest inch
They're not mirin anon, sorry to break it to you.

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>>39542265
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG. SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE.

>Finish workout
>Stare of death
>Not really thinking about anything, just walking back home and enjoying the night air
>Car drives past me
>"Hey, look! It's anon! Hey anon!"
>I'm so caught off guard I give them a long hard look with this half-dead/half-contemptful expression
>One of them quickly rolls up the window and they speed off
>Didn't even get to see their faces because it was so dark, so I couldn't apologize the next day or explain to them the situation on Facebook or something
>Almost near house when I see a car parked in front looking almost exactly like the car that just drove past me
>Windows are tinted so I can't really get a good look inside
>Spend a whole minute circling the car trying to see who's inside so I can apologize for my odd behavior
>Suddenly I hear a small whisper coming from inside and I get a look at my half-wild appearance and crazy eyes
>Quickly flee the scene and hope they truly didn't recognize me

How am I going to play this one off, anons?

>>39541195
yep. usually black women.

>tfw multiracial
>tfw STRONGLY prefer black women
>tfw in love with a black woman

it's just fantastic, brehs.

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>>39550034
one (1) person
>>39547630
i get stared at a lot. Now i can confirm what i always suspected: that it's because i have a fucked up appearance. Fugg.

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>>39551069
lol

>>39552937
KEK
FUCKING KEK

This is pure autism.

>>39551069
>>39551069
>/nowipe/

oh god you got me good /fit/ thanks its been a long long time

>>39547753
10/10 post

>>39547753

Fuck off, /lit/

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I always catch girls looking at my forearms or chest
feelsgood

>>39550045
What is her name?

Why would they mire me when there's bigger, more aesthetic people?-is what I remind myself and when I think I catch a girl mirin.

>>39553693
after you tip your fedora

>>39541195
all the time

>>39552181
I N S P I R E D
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>>39552688
it is true, im not saying she is someone super famous liek brad pitt, but i do have a job as a model so ive met some semi known people to say through out my life. Anyway not saying it like im cool, cuz nothing happened so theres nothing to be jealous of. If anything it was pretty awkward and disappointing.

>be 6'4
>big muscles for a normie (not by /fit/ standards)
>not ugly

Get mired pretty regularly desu. It's not a meme women really do find height instantly attractive.

>work as a bartender in a restaurant
>kiss my gf goodbye as I open for business at midday
>two girls from the make up counter of a local store are waiting to come in, they glare after my gf
>when I take drinks to their table, clearly see one of them gesture towards me and lick the air suggestively

>every time I see my mother she uncomfortably shoe horns my muscles into the conversation
>keeps saying things like 'you are pretty huge Anon'
>rubs my biceps

Th-thanks mum..

>>39554220
post body pls, i'm 192cm/6'3 and i'm curious to see what you look like.

What does it take to be mired?
Bench, curls and lats?
Is it more about bf%?

>>39554259
break your arms bro, she wants that shit

>>39544864
subtlety doesnt get you a date anon

>>39554404
height

>>39554404
face

>>39554404
frame

>>39541195
>spent a year off uni
>spent much of the year lifting
>went back
>1st month of classes with a new crowd this chick kept miring
>pushed her tits over my arms all the time
>full on wedged my arm in between them
>"how often do you work out anon haha!"
>find out she does it to ALL the /fit/ big guys she has classes with
>while she's in a relationship with some lean 5'8" dude (wouldnt say skinny cause he had definition)
she was so thicc but so much drama

I just wish I fucked her at a house party or something while I had the chance (I lost most my gains in the later half of the year because limited schedule and poor priorities; she stopped flirting)
RIP Shauna, the ass was fat

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>>39554389
This the only one I have atm. On the right is a couple months ago. Forgive shitty angle.

>>39554674
going by these pictures (and angles could be getting me wrong here)
you didn't get mired for your fitness
you're just attractive

keep hitting the gym son

>>39554706
Left pic is ages ago btw when I was skelly as fuck.

Ofc gonna keep hitting the gym. Gonna make it one day.

>>39554721
right pic is pretty basic too mang; or the angle leads me to believe it is

>>39554746
>people tell me 'youre a big guy' irl all the time
>on /fit/ forever lanklet

Such is life.

Will I get mired if I'm muscular and 5'10?I have better than above avarage face, answer pls.

>>39554810
Honestly best bet is to go super lean. Visible abs, cheekbones.

>>39554837
Can you post of an example of super lean?

>>39554861
do not listen to this >>39554837 poster
at 5'10" you have all options available; and swole is the best option there is

at above 5'11" you HAVE to go full swole or you look like a beanpole
at below 5'8" you have to stay lean or you look like you're compensating for your height

>>39542226
>women have wider peripheral vision
they must traded that for depth perception given that theyre all terrible drivers

it's always gay guys
I had one dude ask me to help him workout, so I said come round, showed him a few lifts and just generally gave him an introduction to training
then he sucked my dick
>no homo

>>39554888
again need examples, google doesn't help me greatly.

>>39554934
bump bump