Good feels

>>39535284
>struggling the past two days figuring out how to respond

This means she spent the past two days hanging out with her boyfriend and sucking his cock.

Sorry. She only talks to you when he's not around to inflate her ego.

>>39535284
Can't respond when you're on all fours.

>>39535284

>that's cheesy as hell, I don't like you, and I spent 2 days messaging other people

>>39535284
>measured my dick
>it's an inch longer
>tfw dick gains are real

>>39535326
>babby's first boner

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Posted this in yesterday's fraud thread

She was the reason I started lifting

>>39535898
Why does she feel guilty about having sex with another guy when she doesn't even feel any sexual intimacy to the nice guy?

>>39535944
Female logic.

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>>39535944

She likes him, but she know it would probably be devastating for him, but since he is not doing any move in that direction (being nice isn't making a move), so she's not obliged to tell him she's not interested in anything but friendship. She is still feeling bad, even though it's his fucking problem, not her.

To be honest, if this go further he will probably find out, and go on nice guy tantrum about "girls not wanting nice guys" or feel hurt inside. Still if he doesn't leave his comfort zone and ask about her feelings, he is the one hurting himself.

>I'm not used to that size
>I can't walk right
>Let me rest for a little while
>Just admiring the view

Such good things to hear.
We're all gonna make it brehs.

>>39535299
lmao this, except its just some tinder bbc and not her bf

>using dating apps

Pathetic numale spotted

>>39535284

It would have been better if you said you had a hard spot for people named Cynthia.

>>39535284
I really hoped to get mires this Thanksgiving. Nope.

>>39535822
He's losing weight, numb skull.

Girl I'm currently hanging out with every once in a while, great sex etc, just told me she'd love for me to always be in my underwear when she's around. She just can't get enough of my body haha, its feeling completely amazing t b h

>>39536863
Wow, you sure showed us all, dude!

>>39536951
Post body pls

I want to know what it takes to impress normies

>>39537151
brad_fightclub.jpg

Got a blowjob for the first time yesterday.

I was a bit nervous and it wasn't amazing, but at least it happened. I'm almost 23 so I'm way behind the curve.

>>39536923
next year for sure, keep going!

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>>39535284
>girl I like is flaky as fuck when texting, but chill when we hang out
>can't get past 185 5x5 on bench
>grades are horrible, parents might not let me go back to school in the spring
>probably have a weed/alcohol problem
>literally hate everyone outside of my friend group
>just want to leave everything and go live in the mountains forever
What the fuck is wrong with me

>>39537500
These aren't good feels, these aren't good feels at all ;(

>>39537177
I got laid 34 days ago. Am 22. You'll get there brah.

>graduated college with engineering degree and 2.74 GPA
>can't find job
>fat as fuck, 5'9 265lbs, no muscle
>no gf

Fast forward a few years

>hit 4/3/2/1 on lifts
>170lbs, 10% bf
>literally being called about jobs asking if I'm interested (haven't even applied to any of them)
>just got qt gf

We're all going to make it

>>39537500
You're a little bitch that spends too much time playing video games and browsing 4chan

>>39535284
why did u include that screencap lmao
you are an ugly beta and she DOES NOT want the dick

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>tfw joined the tinder club
>getting matches everywhere
>but when i send them a message they dont respond
did i say something wrong???

pls respond

>>39536863
>dating app
Tinder isn't for dating dude, you're doing it wrong

>>39537691
Be funnier.

Made a tinder account 3 hours ago, finished my likes, still no matches is this normal?

>>39537725
i'm so sorry...

>>39537729
H-hold me

>>39535898
hopefully what you did makes that guy start lifting. one day he will become chad and the cycle will continue

>>39537711
COPE
He needs to be more attractive, wealthy and higher status

>>39537783
The girls already matched with him, which means they somehow find him attractive. It's when he starts talking that's the issue.

>>39537641
I might play fallout or skyrim like 2-3 hours a week, tops

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Not too bad really
>got back on diet
>down from 300 lbs last year to 230 lbs still need to hit 160
>GPA at college is probably C as I have not checked yet
>better than nothing and it was a bullshit class (i mire your 4.0)
>Started taking apart some old OHV cub cadet engine
>its a vertical and I'm planning on making it horizontal
>no idea the HP or CC
>me and little brother are gonna make a gocart
>been planning on doing it anyway.
>If I'm proficient enough at maintenance this engine I'll order a big 27ci engine and build my own motorcycle
>hard tail* WW2 Alce moto guzzi style
>Maybe WLA harley

Always wanted an all around motorcycle.

Work is the first thing i do when i wake up though. It sucks cuz of sleep inertia

>>39537809
There's not much else to do than wait it out.

>finally starting to gain weight

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>>39537811
dont convert a vertical to a horizontal shaft engine, it will seize. Either get a horizontal shaft engine or use the trans axle from a riding lawn mower in conjunction with the vertical shaft motor. You will also have gears and a brake built in. Pic related.

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this girl I fucked a couple times keeps sending me nudes
I think she likes me???

I got hired as a volunteer for my hospital. Gonna look nice on my resume and I'll be working with hot nurses so I'm pretty happy

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Doesn't seem too bad when im looking at it
>parents gave me the green light to transfer schools next year
>almost all As in my classes, but grades haven't been updated in a while
>diet still working, almost able to switch to bulk mode
>finally have gym buddies who know what they're doing
>starting to figure out what hobbies I really enjoy
>catch girls looking at me often
I still have to ace finals and hope my gpa is good enough to transfer to schools I like, and I'm still struggling with depression, but im doing far better now than I was a year ago.

>>39537989
Maybe, but she's probably just a horny pervert. Don't let her use you anon.

>>39537989
You know who took that picture? The dude she fucked in that tent last night

>>39537725

1) Females don't swipe as often as males
2) No girls have seen your pic yet

The way tinder is set up, they show you a bunch of girls, and when you like one, they show you to her, usually not the other way around.

>>39538061
all of my matches were me swiping right and immediately getting the match

>>39537771
The circle of Chad ...

>>39538078

Then you swipe less often than the average girl. That rule only applies if you fall into the average behavior of your gender.

>>39535284
>almost at 70kg 5x5 (67.5kg now) bench press
>all lifts are going up
>trump elected
>trying to get to university after years of dropping out of schools because shitty childhood
>live in denmark
have to write a 2400 word review of a book.. only got a few days and i suck at writing..

>>39538023
>got hired
>volunteer

Pick one

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>>39537971
Neat but couldn't you add a lip like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFnZkldAwy8M

>there are gears built into that tiny thing

>>39538150
A bunch of people applied so I had to be one of the selected. Maybe hired wasn't the right word there, I am not a native english speaker

>>39537771
>>39538087
Fucking Dumbasses. You can only be Chad in High School or College.
What you are talking but is a wannabe Chad, an incel and beta from the inside.

>>39537989
From the thumbnail I thought she was a weird dick

>>39538180
This. You have to be genetically predetermined to be a CHAD then raised in a perfect environment for CHAD features to express themselves.

>>39537153
Don't be a fag just post it

>>39535284
>back in school for my masters
>good semester so far, probably a 3.7+ gpa
>got a sweet internship with big 4 accounting firm
>still depressed

life sucks tb honest

>>39538194
Same

>go out with new tinder girl on Tuesday
>go out with her again on Thursday
>ghosted on Friday

why me brehs :'(

>>39538378
If you fucked her she either used you for sex or you sucked in bed

If you didn't fuck her you took too long for your move and she thinks you're a beta

>>39538378
Reschedule. If she flakes again, she's not interested anymore, and you should move on. If she flat out says she can't go on another date, move on.

>>39538423
She hasn't texted me or snapped me since Friday and neither have I. I'd rather save the little dignity I have left and just forget about it. She'll regret it once 10%bf snaps go up on my story.

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>>39538447
thats the spirit anon. keep me posted

>strongest I've been in my entire life
>another 20-30lbs and I'll be the lightest I've been since early high school
>flexibility much better, no more aches and pains simply being alive
>might get contacts for facial gains
>general hygiene gains like teeth, skin, hair, etc being cleaner and smelling better
>blood pressure finally in a healthy range
>saving money, investing, and improving credit


Only thing I'm pissed about is my hair loss accelerating. Probably due to increased test from supps, lifting, and small amounts of creatine.

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>finally hit 1 plate bench
>hit 100kg on the dip machine the same workout
feels really fucking good mangs

>>39538704
>>finally hit 1 plate bench
>>hit 100kg on the dip
nigga you should be doing 2pl8+ if you can 100kg dip

>>39537611
Not him, but gj. Did you improve yourself in any to to achieve this?

>>39535284
>Smooth ass hell

Sounds like heaven to me, where all asses are smooth and perfect 10/10

>>39538683
Are you me? Been turning my life around for the last year somewhat like you.
Get those contacts, one of the best decisions I ever made. Spend time on your appearance, what I realized after getting /fit/ is that spending time on your appearance (teeth, skin, nails, hair, deodorant) really makes a difference when you're not a fatfuck while for fat unhealthy cunts it is like trying to gold plate a turd.
Keep lifting, work on them physical gains, work on them mental gains, work on them social gains. We're going to make it.

>>39538808
Yep just in the last year for me. I'm going to get down to 200lbs before buying a new wardrobe. That's about where I want to be.

How are contacts? The idea of touching my eyes sounds extremely unappealing.

>>39538033
I'll be careful
>>39538057
That's not her just some motivation

>>39538866
It's a pain in the dick at first, but you get used to it after like 10 times and then it takes like 1 minute each morning to pop them in, and 1 minute to wash them at night.
Get silicone hydrogel lenses, they have the best oxygen penetrance of all lenses in the market at the moment. Slightly more expensive but very worth it.
It's not like I look ugly in glasses, but society is conditioned to treat people with glasses as "nerdy" and using contacts lets you make a better first impression in a social situation. You will definitely have a much better time at social events/parties etc with contacts.

>>39538866
buy blue eye contacts with a dark limbal ring

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> doing light weight push day
> plan on doing 45kg 5x5 OHP
> load up 50kg because not thinking
> only realized it was 50 on the last set, all sets were 2ez anyway
> getting ready for that 1pl8 OHP

So what is heavier, lmao1pl8 or lmao1jap?

>>39538866
Just chiming in, but just like what >>39538957
said, after a week or so you won't even notice you're wearing them, and it takes a negligible amount of time to put them off/take them off.

At least in my case it's not only about the nerdy look, I just plainly look better with contacts on, it's well worth the investment.

>>39536930
he was making a joke, numb skull

>>39538194
Mei2

>Meet girl
>We start talking a lot
>We get along really
>She's adorable
>Have a huge grin on my face when we talk and when I hear my phone buzz
>Hopefully gonna meet up this weekend
She's a little far but I don't care. I've forgotten what it's like to have a relationship like this it's been so long, I've been so angry, lonely, and bitter the past few months, it feels so freeing to have someone who lifts all that off my shoulders and makes me feel good

>>39538957
>>39539051
Great thanks. I look pretty shit in glasses but I never cared how I looked before. I'll go see an eye doctor in January and see what I can do.

>>39537802
>playing Fallout or Skyrim for 2-3 hours

That's not even a single full session

>>39538739
He probably means 100kg on the dip-assist machine

>>39538267
>Eeey nice I'm also starting at a big 4, why are you depressed bro?

>>39535284
>Dropping your level of conversation this low to get some chubby puss.

>>39539267
But that means he weighs so much that even 100kg of counterweight isn't enough to lift him.

>>39537624
newfag here

Whats the 4/3/2/1?

>>39536700
Sounds like a pretty intense hike.

>>39539408
kekd

>>39539139
You meet from tinder?

>>39539375
4 plates Deadlifts, 3 Squats, 2 Bench, 1 Overhead Press

>>39535284
What was the joke?

>>39539687
Your 1 rep max.

>>39539724
Soo original

>>39539375
4 plates (180 kgs) overhead press, 3 plates (140 kgs) bench press, 2 plates (100 kgs) squat and 1 plate (60 kgs) deadlift :^)

No offense, but 4.0 at a community college is like winning the Special Olympics when you're not special.

>>39538683
>he fell for the creatine meme

>>39539805
thats what your mom said after i told her to suck my dick

>>39539889
There is some in my preworkout. My next batch I'm buying without, but too little too late now

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>go to a party
>girl calls me handsome and we make out

is this what "making it" feels like?

>>39538228
So you can eat PIZZA.

It's getting old.

>>39535822
lel, I spat on my monitor

>>39538447
She won't care.

>>39539943
When you get a text from her while bust a nut deep inside her best friend, that's what making it feels like.

>>39540008
>tfw trying to hook up with best friend of girl I hooked up with
How do I do it, senpaitachi?

>>39535309
Basically. Too busy with CHAD eating PIZZA to text you.

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>I had sex two months ago

>got scabies

>>39535309
I hit 2 plate deadlift yesterday. Feels good.

>>39537500
You are a stupid kid who made bad fucking decisions. Wasting time and money on drugs (i.e. alcohol and weed) when you should have been working out, eating right and fucking studying.

>Not making it 101

>>39537691
Stop caring. Say hi, if they don't respond move on. On tinder, you literally can't lose shit. However, if you want to be an actual human being and not a cave dweller, go out and talk to real chicks.

>>39539543
Why would he?

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>>39535284
>tfw you make it

>>39535284
>4.0 at cc
If you don't get a 4.0 in cc you're clinically retarded. Nothing to be proud of.

>>39535284
This is a little one but here goes
>Be me, 28 former skelly lifting 18 months
>Get a physical (first time since I was in HS)
>Small qt nurse
>Had to remove my dress shirt to take blood pressure
>Catch her mirin
>Doc prescribed flu shot
>She comes back
>I noticed you were pretty muscular, so I got one of the shorter needles
>TFW someone noticed my gains

As a lifelong skelly, having a random qt girl call me muscular was a really good little boost

>>39538683
Dude if you have hair loss get dem contacts ASAP before you got the grampaface.
I have some myself since I am 18 and it was one of my big gamechangers when it comes to life quality and girls.

>>39537500
It's probably bad form and lack of tricep strength. Throw in some heavy skull crusher's and make sure to engage your glutes and pinch your shoulder blades at the bottom of the lift.

>made my gf cry of happiness today
I think I'm there, /fit/.

>>39538194
me3

>>39540609
Story?

>>39540518
>getting a flu shot
Smh desu senpai

>>39539863
Beat me to it. kek.

>>39540754
She was afraid a huge penis would break her hymen and hurt but I showed her my micropenis and she teared up with joy

>>39539139
>Exact same situation
>But she has a BF and is hugely loyal and making her disloyal would make me dislike her since I like the fact she is loyal in the first place
>About to be leaving the country forever anyway
Whoever said its better to loved and lost was a faggot.

>>39535898
nigger you went full circle

>>39538739
i have literally the exact same stats I think its normal.

>Go to the doctor for a strained back
>They want to give me a physical and a few other tests since I haven't gone in 5 years
>Turns out my eyesight is perfect after years of staring into the sun and looking at bright computer screens
>My hearing is perfect despite having earbuds in with "loud" music and forgetting ear protection when shooting sometimes
>My blood is normal
>I'm in perfect physical condition medically
How much money could I make selling my blood to science? I must have some secret gene that keeps my body from deteriorating.

>>39542237
Eyesight is mostly genetics. So is hearing loss unless you really fuck up. Blood pressure is mostly genetics and stress, sodium, and other small factors.

You just don't have shitty genes and/or diet plus exercise.

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>>39535284
>4.0 GPA after 2 years at a CC

stopped reading right there. is this supposed to be an accomplishment?

>>39542301
>everyone in my family has glasses
>most people in my family have shit hearing
>all the men in my family suffer from heart disease
Something must have mutated in me then because I come from a family of genetic lottery losers.

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>>39535284
>Tfw finally hit 225lbs on flat bench after two years.

>>39542439
How old are you?

>>39535898
You either die a beta or lift long enough to become a chad.
I'm proud, anon.

>>39538194
me4

>>39535944
It's virtue signaling, she want's anon to think she's a not slut.

>>39542484
19. Yeah, I know. Still time for everything to go to shit. I feel like I have my luck cut out for me though.

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>>39535299
This. nailed it.

>>39542578
Spot on I think

It's not like she genuinely didn't want it to happen, she pretty much jumped on me, she just wanted to think she's putting some of the blame and guilt on me

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>>39539408
top bantz m8

>broke up with my girlfriend of 7 years
>finally, after 4 months, I am ready to to at least start speaking to women

Also, hit 52 kgs on OHP for 5x5 clean with no shoulder pain

>>39542838
good on ya mate. took me a year to get back in the saddle after breaking up with my gf of 8 years.

>>39542629
Don't push it. Plenty of time for things to go wrong.
Keep eating right and working out.

>>39540804
kek

when your milftastic boss calls you "muscles"

fapping the night away boys 8|

>>39539042
i know the point is guys situation but

>foot on girls back
the fuck they doin?

>>39540102
>chads disease

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>>39540059
how do you not?

>>39542370
grand tetons?

>>39535284
THAT WASN'T EVEN THAT SMOOTH WTF WOMEN ARE RETARDED REEEEEEEEE

>>39543554
Pretty subpar tits in my opinion, but they seem to be some sort of tetons.

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>>39540102
lol that happen to me too!
thought i had the herp but nope lol

>>39540804
Kek

>>39540754
Not much. One year after my first gf broke up with me because she was emotionally unstable and couldn't really accept my feelings, I got a new gf two weeks ago.
I'm basically being a decent bf, I care about her and show her how much she means to me and it happened yesterday when we were cuddling. Apparently she's had her fair share of douchebags in her life.
>>39540804
If trying not to hit her cervix in missionary is micropenis, then you should stop watching nigger porn.

>>39537777
Kek!

>>39540102
Damn bro same thing happened to me plus gonorrhea. Get some neem oil, it'll make the scabies go away and helps with the itching.

>>39537691
Girls tend to use Tinder to boost their ego more than to get actual matches,you are better off learning how to talk to girls in real life.

>>39546382
I use it in the same way to be desu.

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>>39540518
>so I got one of the shorter needles
lmao, they have needles for manlets now?

>>39537500
Dont worry anon, the path is never easy or clear. As someone who spent every single day of 2015 taking bong rips before and after class, Im finally back on the path to making it. The problem with weed is it doesnt fuck you up too much, but in the long run it hurts your motivation and time management skills. If you can figure out how to cut back to say once or twice a week, you will be in a much better place and your head will be more clear. Godspeed anon.

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>>39537500

this is good. its good to have the experience you are having. you are growing up... or you have the opportunity to at least. this is the feeling of it. you need to turn these feelings into a catalyst for moving forward.

most people have these feelings but they never do anything about it, they try to distract themselves, and they try to ignore the truth. this is why you are turning to the drugs and your toxic friends who are probably enabling your shitty lifestyle.

you have to make the decision that you want to succeed. you have to take your emotions and the hardships you are facing and decide to make things better for yourself. you've had things too easy and you ALLOWED the seed of being a little bitch grow in your mind. its probably starting to take control of you actually.

your life is not a hobby and you don't get a second chance at anything. but know this, you are a man and you are going to die. you need to CRUSH that part of you that is a worthless little bitch that is sucking at the teat of mediocrity.

becoming the best person possible is not easy. in many ways its going to be like going through serious drug withdrawal, its going to be scary and negative. people are going to stop liking you because you are going to remind them of their failures.

you need to realize though, that it is impossible for you to live an authentic life and be happy without doing exactly this. delaying this is wasting time and destroying yourself.

>>39546582
>Vapid whores
>Betacuck lankets parroting their opinion

You beta lankets really need to like yourself as a person first, instead of just following what women have to say

>>39547957
fine leap froggo

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>>39538194
me5

>tfw that's why i opened it

>>39536689
>Still if he doesn't leave his comfort zone and ask about her feelings, he is the one hurting himself.

The fuck are you on about? You don't just "ask about her feelings", you assume attraction and escalate escalate escalate.

Sooner or later you either hit a wall or you fuck her, there is no in between.

If you hit a strong wall, then move on.

If she says "lets just be friends" then say "I'm not interested in friendship. Let me know when you change your mind." and you never contact her again.

>>39537500
>girl I like is flaky as fuck when texting, but chill when we hang out

Can someone explain this?? The excact same is happening to me and its driving me nuts.

>>39537500
>>39548309
She's talking to other dude's she's more interested in and just hanging with you to pass the time.

>>39547957
not the OP but this is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you, harsh truth friend

>>39548286
>you assume attraction and escalate escalate escalate
This is the only thing that has ever worked

>>39535284
lol community college

>>39548337
Get yourself together anon she might not make it as your soulmate but If you play your cards right you might still fuck her and cuckold the other dude

Just don't be a beta bitch boi pussy faggot and talk trash about the other guy. Know too many people that do this. Gets results but at what cost. Just be yourself and show her that it's her that needs you. You do this by Showing her you're having fun without her. I know it's super lame but do it so when you do invite her to something she'll at least think over. Be passionate about what you do and slip that in your convo like your hobbies or whatever. Make her laugh is the big one. But I think you're doing find if she's chilling with you already.

If you want let her know you find her to be attractive and you two should hook up at least once.

>>39548835
What?

>>39548286
>If she says "lets just be friends" then say "I'm not interested in friendship. Let me know when you change your mind." and you never contact her again.

agreed with you up to this point.

only betas burn bridges

>>39545605
>She's had her fair share of douchebags
Never date a slut anon

>>39548309
Texting people is annoying and sucks compared to interacting with the people around you physically

>>39538194
Me 6. Got turned on til I opened it. No homo

>>39549237
How is burning bridges a beta move? If a romantic relationship is the only interest, there's nothing wrong with cutting ties.

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Lol was I just shit tested?

>>39548337
We've hooked up twice after parties, and the most recent time she literally kicked some dude out of her place for me to come over
>>39547957
Holy fuck man, thanks. I needed this

>>39549491
She just playful

>>39547957
Thanks for the wisdom, great sage

>>39543554
Different guy. Not the grand Tetons this is from the beach on the south end of glacier lake its a national park on the Canadian/us border and is kinda a weird shared territory thing. beautiful lake and the view from the top of the mountain on the other side of the lake is even better. you can see the beach were the photo was taken and the hotel/forests and meadows behind it. one of the best national parks I've ever seen. Plus its all at altitude so mad cardio gainz on the hikes.

>>39549491
Tell her that you were also thinking about eating them off her body

>>39535284
That's why I don't recomend the cocoon mode to anyone. You get spergy as fuck. But congratz on the gpa and PR man, keep it up.

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>used to be fatter
>democrat/socialist
>won't stop playing video games
>anti-social
Now
>dropped about 50lbs
>right wing "conspiracy theorist"
>quit playing video games
>vegetarian
>got a close little group of friends

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>>39539408
add me to the screen cap

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>went from 165-170 to 125 lbs
>had no tits and no ass at 125
>gain 20 lbs because overeating
>now 145lbs, have tits and an ass again but a bit of a pooch
>start running helps with muh depression
>start working at a fastfood joint
>80% of coworkers are guys my age
>they are all hot
>tfw I'll never have a bf
I-I will start eating better tomorrow and lose the weigh again

>>39539877
>>39548897

It's like beating a Miata at a stoplight kek

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>>39539408

>>39549680
focus on glutes and getting to lowish bf you fucking mong, that's what gives you an athletic look but a fat ass

>>39549237
It's better to be a beta bridge burner, than a beta orbiter anon.

>>39549680
>immediately assuming you have no chances without posting pictures
You're probably better off than you think

>>39540804
made me kek

>>39549657
so instead of shooting off your left foot, you shot off your right.

gg, kiddo

>>39535284
your killing it anon. Keep it up. Don't lose the momentum.
Word of advice: When things get really good (it will dont worry) don't let your head get to you. ALWAYS REMEMBER THE HABITS AND BEHAVIOR THAT GOT YOU TO THAT POINT
learn from my mistake
I was doing so well in life then i got cocky and partied too much with girls and my life became shambles. It took 3 years to get my momentum back.

>>39547957
thank you based anon. I felt this too. All my life I've hung around druggie friends and people who drink their lives away.

>>39549680
Best option is to focus on glutes, get lean, and get implants desu

>>39549711
I know but then I won't have tits
>>39549717
I have a literal 2-3/10 face

>>39549680
for a girl their skin tone is usually the most important factors in look. Eat a very healthy diet filled with greens and look up vegetables and fruits that make your skin vibrant. Get that alpha male stud female anon

>>39549793
big tits + fat <<< small tits, fat ass, tight body

post pics

>>39549793
>>39549793
>>39549793
>I know but then I won't have tits
Bigger isn't always better.
tits <<<<< ass
At least as a straight man

>>39535284
Literally in the exact same situation. I know how hard you worked because I'm in the same boat. Congrats, enjoy your time in real college and keep it up

>>39549793
The focus on big tits is just a myth perpetuated by fat people to make them feel important

>>39549789
>implants
I don't care that much because my face is still fucked
>>39549794
Even a fat 2/10 bf is all Id want I just want to love someone

>>39549940
Charisma can override looks IMHO

>>39549986
you dont have either, tho

>>39549822
>>39549860
>>39549903
thanks guys I'll focus on my ass and restricting again even though I guess I won't gain much muscle since I'm not eating at a surplus (t. doesnt know much about /fit/)
here's a "progress" pic

>>39538194
Same

>>39549999
you look fine in the right

left is disgusting

post face and ass

>>39537500
faggot, your main problem is your low ass grades. fix them, girls are meaningless just masturbate

>>39546382
yes, nobody ever gets laid using tinder

>>39549986
>Charisma
>on 4chan
implying
>>39550012
I know it's disgusting I can't believe I looked like that

>>39546382
ive fucked 6 girls off tinder. actually really liked one of them too

>until she broke my heart ;_;

>>39549499
Yeah but she lets the dude she's likes more do butt stuff

>>39549491
girls don't like the when we bangin' shit. How do you not know this?

>>39549657
>i used to suck
Now
>I continue to suck

>no fap november
>wet dream 3 days ago
>wet dream this morning
>wet dream an hour ago during a nap
I never asked for this and I still didn't get laid all month

>>39550044
I know this feel, bro ;_;

>have shitty emotionally abusive gf
>skeleton
>start making gains to distract myself from shitty gf feels
>continue making gains
>make a lot of gains
>gf is still shitty but leverages it into abusive domme shit "ey nice ass, it's a shame about your job though"
>suddenly tons of other girls knocking on my door
>post body pics in degenerate fetish chat I'm a part of
>EXTREME ATTENTION
>EXTREME THIRST
>gf comes looking for sex, I roll over and tell her I'm not in the mood
>actually have some power in the relationship for the first time in my fucking life
>she mad

She's right though I have a shitty job, it's why I can't escape and she can keep me around. At least now I have some good feels. Hoping to get a new job and move out ASAP but the market's not so great around here and all I've really got is my good will, no education beyond HS or any skills or qualifications. Sucks desu, but the silver lining is in the mirror every morning at least.

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>>39550260
>meet chick off tinder
>hit it off really well
>shes just my type, actually has interesting personality, first time ive actually found someone i want to date
>hangout for a few weeks before fucking, its awesome
>tells me she wants to become more serious, everythingisgreat.jpg
>suddenly becomes really distant, says she cant keep seeing me
>heart broken, have no idea what happened as everything was just going perfectly, no fights or anything
>shes dating another guy a week later
>wants to still be friends
>tell her to go fuck herself
>few months later move away from city
>send her text saying goodbye, just as closure for myself, things ended pretty messy
>she sends me paragraphs about how sorry and stupid she was
>mfw she tells me im "literally the one that got away"

sometimes i wonder why i persist on in this life in pursuit of happiness

>>39550471
Keep it up

>>39550488
pics of the paragraphs desu

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>>39550488
pics faggot

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>>39550558
>>39550587

>>39539079
He doesn't understand humour, numb skull

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>>39550608

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>>39550626
>tfw first time looking at these texts for a few months
>tearing up thinking about what couldve been

>>39549679
No.
Fuck you.

>>39550641
>literally
>literally

>>39538150

>Thinking a fucking hospital will let any dipfuck off the street volunteer there

>>39536896
fucking kek

>>39550641
Women are dumb, sorry anon. This is why I have dogs.

$20 says she convinced herself that you were going to leave her so she self destructed

>>39550641
>should of
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

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>>39539408
JUST

>>39535284
she's humouring you

that wasn't smooth at all

>>39550641
They seems pretty stupid when it comes to literacy

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>>39550641
Did she cheat anon? Did she leave you when you had something bubbling to "live life" and enjoy her youth?

I want to know your story, please greentext. This made me feel.

>>39546582
>short ment should be hanged

Keked. So true tho.

>>39538267
>>39539299
Okay Dylan I know one of these is you. What you doin here? Looking for Chad pics while ur hired gf asks you what your doin and you say "just lokin ad stucks"

>>39550641
oooo now pics of the breakup!

>>39540529
Contact lenses?

>>39550641
>friendship
>friendship
>friendship

>>39550488
I'm >>39550260

>match qt blonde with the most amazing eyes ever
>she's young but really smart and funny, only a few people can make me laugh
>keeps wanting to meet up and I smoke too much pot to give a fuck
>friends call me a fag and eventually I meet up with her
>tfw prettier IRL
>I get on good with her and her friends
>she's just staying in my town for the summer
>eventually she stays with me
>have an amazing summer with her
>it's time for her to leave
>we both tried not to get into anything serious but I caught major feels
>she tells me to come visit and I can stay with her
>we talk daily still somehow have chemistry despite the distance
>until
>week before I fly up
>"things are getting kinda hectic up here, I know I said you could stay with me but maybe you should get a hotel"
>fly up there, already bracing for a terrible time
>what the hell, at least we'll have fun hanging out and maybe hook up a bit
>she's always too busy to hang out
>spend most of the trip walking around the woods
>we meet up once for a light dinner for like 20 min and she stops by my hotel and picks up some stuff I brought for her that she liked from my town and leaves

I still try to be a positive person. I learned a lot from this, and I did have fun on my own actually. But you can't help but feel let down by something like this. I won't ever let shit like this turn me bitter, though. The best way I've dealt with it is to vow not to make anyone feel as shitty or worthless as I did.

>>39536700
>why'd it have to be so big
That is the pinnacle of my ego

>>39539408
kek

>>39549680
>female
just fucking roid to be honest

>>39535284
cringe

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DYEL here, I got high with my coworker and we ended up making out in the back seat of my car. She made a point of saying I had nice muscles and big arms.

Feels good man

>>39551007
>The best way I've dealt with it is to vow not to make anyone feel as shitty or worthless as I did.

This is the single, most kindhearted thing I have ever read on this Board.
I dont know how long youve been lurking but I advise you to not visit this board too often, the people here are bitter and can make you feel the same way if youre reading the wrong threads. I wish you all the best friendo
godspeed anon

>>39550757
sorry for delayed response, just had to go to some shit. but nah i dont think she cheated. she was very present with me and was genuinely into me while we were seeing each other. then she out of nowhere started to become distant for whatever reason until we stopped seeing each other all together, and like i said about a week after i stopped talking to her she had a new boyfriend. so i assume he had something to do with it. But, there was this:

>one night a couple weeks before we stopped seeing each other, hanging out
>she got really drunk (totally blacked out, didnt remember a thing the next day)
>started crying, telling me she was scared she was going to ruin what we had cause she always fucks things up.
>tell her everythings fine, im legitimately attracted to her and that we'll be fine
>just keeps crying and talking about how shes gonna fuck things up

honestly just think she was young and didnt have great self esteem, and she had a rough childhood (dad abused her).

>>39551007
damn, im sorry anon. kinda similar scenario to mine - girl becomes distant and hesitant out of nowhere. feel you on the trying to stay positive - been trying to do the same. but man sometimes its hard

>>39551450
Nah I've been on 4chan since 2005. I shitpost a lot but I feel like shit on here is just bantz and doesn't mean I can't live a positive life. I know there are at least a couple other dudes on here that are the same way.

>>39550943
yeah i know, at first we were kinda just really good friends, until i leaped out of the friendzone and we started fucking. like i said in an earlier post, she wanted to just remain "friends" - this text was probably a week or two after we stopped seeing each other, and she was dating another dude, to which i obviously said fuck off

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>>39535284
A QT MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME JUST 10 MINUTES AGO

I haven't yet gotten the eye contact and smile, but I can feel progress being made. I'm gonna make it and it feels so good.

>>39537691
they are bots

>>39537989
post more anon , for science

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>>39551631
>tfw any hope of myself being in that picture has faded away so long ago I literally cannot even picture myself in that scenario or how I would handle it

>>39551604
Yeah the last minute distance thing was probably her finding a new dude, and that's fine, I probably would've done the same if it were flipped even though I like to think that I wouldn't. Maybe she found a dude as amazing as I thought she was, and in that case I could live with that. She started posting her and her new bf after I flew back so the timing kind of fit. It's just I thought she was more open and honest than she really was but she was probably trying to spare my feelings. It's whatevs. These things make you the person you are, and I really like who I've become so far.

>>39551682
how bad can it be? the guy doesn't look anything special at all.

>>39551704
I'm not ugly at all I've just lived a 20 year life without really any contact with women due to various reasons so I'm buttfuck retarded when it comes to socializing with them or really anyone

>>39550742
>>39550716
>>39550657

forgot to mention english isnt her first language

>>39551725
I feel you there. I have no idea how to approach a girl. But I'm going to keep lifting, maybe eventually they'll start coming to me.

>Uni
>senior about to graduate
>finishing up cycle, starting to cut to get them abs back
>walking through apt bldg, see acquaintance girl who I met at a party a year and a half ago
she lives on the fourth floor
>walking to my mailbox as shes walking in
>shirtless because I was about to shower in a minute
>she sees me, has her headphones in, smiles and playfully squeezes my bicep as she passes by

wouldn't let me hit a month or two ago, but to be fair I only hit her up after 2am when I was drunk.

Might try to hang, but really ive been with enough college sluts its time to move on from whoring around.

Damn it feels weird not to care about getting laid anymore. After a certain point you just don't give a fuck. I got too much going on anyways.

>>39551749
They wont, you literally just walk up and say hi, give her a compliment, something simple:

"hey I'm Tom, nice to meet you"

She says hello shes ____

"I love you glasses, they look great on you"

She blushes, get her number after a few minutes, you slay 2 weeks later

Its so simply anon.

>>39551786
what the fuck do you do after she blushes and between you fucking her

that's the problem area

that's where the autism kicks in, I can't small talk to save a child's life

>>39551786
how does one 'slay' ?

>>39551786

Jesus I can't fucking type.

>>39551692
lmao dude you sound like a fucking cuck
your girl made out with/fucked a guy while she was drunk then woke up and regretted it and started the water works. then some other dude started fucking her and she liked him more so she started to become distant with you so your relationship would end
then the dude that was fucking her dumped her and now she's 'oh so sorry and regretful'
Don't you know how girls work these days?

>>39551786
JUST LIKE MY AMERICAN FILMS!

>>39551805
>>39551809

Talk about normal stuff, don't about be afraid to be flirt just don't over do it. Tell her a funny story you have, literally just treat her like you've been friends for a while and youve got something to say, just make sure your flirty enough that its obvious you want to fuck without over doing it.

Here, I'll post a tinder message from yesterday for example

>>39535284
>been hitting up underage high school sluts that goes to my gym
>they all believe I'm in High School as well cause they're gullible sluts
>just convinced this short Filipino girl yesterday to give me head in the gym group room
>feels good to be white

>>39551834
supposed to be for >>39551604
OH WAIT HER DAD ABUSED HER KEK
Are you fucking retarded? fit is fucking retarded seriously you're all fucking retards

>>39535284

are you fucking serious, OP? Really? This chick is DUMB AS ALL HELL to think that response was so damn amazing and incredible to warrant a 2 day non-response period. What the fuck? That wasn't smooth at all. That was fucking stupid and quite frankly, really gay response. If she's that entertained and amused by that, then you're gonna get tired of her BIGLY. If you weren't a faggot you would fuck this chick then unmatch her. All the alphas do it to sub-human female genetics. Anyway man, that's my advice. Stop being a faggot, though. Thanks bro. Oh and by simply coming here to post "good feel/mire" threads means you're incredibly desperate for attention and compliments. You're a fucking nu-male. Nu-males brains have woman logic, desires, ways of thinking, insecurity, etc.You're a faggot. Thanks. Fag.

You are all SO gay for posting in this thread. I hate you all.

>>39551631
she's cute and he's a balding nu male
wonder what's going on there
brother and sister maybe?

>a girl of that height will never look up to you
>tfw

>>39551841
still waiting m8

>>39538194
me7

>>39538124
>Live in Denmark

One of these is not like the other

>>39538447
>implying it matters what girls think

Try fighting to the end, you don't lose anything by sexually harassing her until she blocks you. Dignity's a meme, especially online

>tfw hit 3 pl8 deadlift as a former super skelly
god that felt good

>>39538194
me 8

>>39538194
Me 99. I was afraid to click on it.

>>39550044
Same number same story. We are one and one are we.

>>39552408
love u bro, we'll be alright

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>>39552430
I just drew this pic of us to commemorate our new found friendship.

All the best to you my magical kingdom of hip hop

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>Got GF two months ago,
>2 Month Anniversary on December 1st
>Met her at Country night
>Have her over for thanksgiving
>Parents love her
>She spanked my ass this morning when I was making her breakfast (can squat 255lbs for 5x5)

Feels fucking good my dudes

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will anyone ever love me /fit/

>>39535326
Males have a fat pouch around their dick, get fit, it gets smaller, dick gets bigger

>>39552553
Yes, me

>>39542663
how do i get this body

>>39551665

sex bots r-right?

>>39552762
A bullet and a deep belief in reincarnation.

>>39551771
dude, i was never too jacked or anything but i was getting majorpussy first twoyear of uni. Now i dont care. Never figured it would be like this.

>>39550608
>>39550641
shes literally just a stupid whore. stop thinking about her

>>39552553
I love you anon, does that count?

>>39551007
damn she was fucking someone else

>>39539299
tired of everything. also tired by the prospects of working 60-80 hour weeks during busy season.

>>39552886
is it possible natty>>39542663

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>>39547993
We do it to trigger manlets, like you. The reaction of your sperg fuels our height as it siphons yours.

Feed me, little manlet. Shake your tiny fists at your computer whilst sqeaking in rage. You know you want to!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

about to submit my transfer apps for fall of 2017, hoping to get into ucla or berkeley, but lately i've been reminiscing about how those schools turned me down when i applied two years ago in my senior year of high school.

feel like i've wasted 2 of my golden years going to community college being a recluse and just lifting. all my friends party/have fun/go to concerts while i sit at home on the computer browsing 4chan or watching twitch streams when i'm exercising for studying.

i'm stronger than i've ever been yet i still feel tiny and i know i am, i just want to ottermode/tinychimp mode.

extremely insecure even though i know i shouldn't be. no friends in my hometown since they all moved away. hopefully things get better.

>>39553205
lots of my buddies transferred this year and it sounds like it doesn't get better
on the brightside UCs have a lot more qts than CCs

>>39553253
>and it sounds like it doesn't get better
what did he mean by this?

>>39553205
dont worry man, you'll be sitting in your room browsing 4chan no matter where you go

>being a tryhard trying to only get into ucla or cal, got rejected so went to a community college instead LEL
>probably some aspie engineering/computer science major too

>>39553264
upper divs are rough, esp if you're in a non-meme major

>>39553301
nah, i left 4chan when /b/ consumed too much of my time. junior/senior year of high school was great for me, had 3 gfs over 2 years.
only came back now because there's nothing else to do to kill the time. i know many people at every UC so i'll have a crowd to hang with always.
i'm an econ/accounting major. i got rejected from the la/cal, never said the others didn't take me.

it's okay though you can project your fears of being here forever on me. i've left once and i'll gladly do it again.

>>39553328
>had 3 gfs over 2 years
>i know many people at every UC so i'll have a crowd to hang with always.

will suck when you remain a friendless virgin your whole time

>i've left once and i'll gladly do it again.

goodbye aspie

>>39553305
yea i've heard, but anything worth doing is tough.

>>39553340
lmfao man there's no need to be so hostile. i know the idea of anonymity gets your panties wet since you can bully people, but your negativity wil get you nowhere in life, and is most likelu the reason you're projecting so hard right now.

>mustured up courage to talk to two qt females today
>also mustured up courage to chat with bro-tier professor, he agreed to help me with a recommendation letter if I needed it
I might finally be breaking out of sperginess.

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>>39547957
TY sage anon

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>>39550641
that reading comprehension though

>>39535284
I am handing in my master thesis today and moving abroad to work in 2 months. Legit.

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>Text girl who's moving out of state "Well I'll definitely miss you cutie. Would you like to meet up for some coffee sometime?"
>"Thanks lol and sure"
>I unironically have a coffee date Friday
>I've never been with a women in any kind of romantic setting
S-so I just go up to her and start dicking her right?

>>39553328
>he managed to quit 4chan
>willingly came back

you done messed up, now you're here for life

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>>39539408

>>39538024
I'm glad for you.
I know you will beat your depression.

>>39550488
>>39550608
>>39550626
>>39550641
Dude you can't be that naive?!
This shit is so common with women, telling their ex how they still want to be friends, they are sorry it did not work out and so on. Just regular bullshit to keep you around or satisfy their curiosity.

First of all they are all fucking scared that people will hear what a bitch she is/was. So they 'manipulate' you into remembering the good times. The other thing is they want you as a backup, some idiot they can call when they are lonely, who invites them for dinner to catch up. But the major reason for this is they fucking hate the feeling that maybe she lost a pretty good guy. This is why they contact you a few years later and ask you about your life. No matter what her situation is, she could still be one of the most attractive women in town or already married with kids, she just needs to know if she could have been happier with you. Curiosity kills them.

So if you end up to be an average guy she is relieved. Except you are better than her current boyfriend/husband.
If you end up to be an above average guy regarding money, looks or social status she is going to regret it. She'll start to reminisce the good times you had and the sex, with ulterior motives to improve her current situation. She could be married to a millionaire and would still try it if you are better than her husband in one aspect (you have more money, you are better looking or more famous).

But what really kills them is the curiosity. The 'what if...' feeling. This is why I never, and I repeat never contact an ex again. Maybe I'll meet her in the grocery store, I'll say hello, have a small talk and leave. I won't talk about my private life (if I'm married or not) or my job (if I'm still working at company X). I do not accept any friend requests on social media, I never answer any text messages (they are blocked anyway but sometimes they try with a new number) and I never talk about them (mutual friends asking)

>>39551631
>tfw a qt will never look at you that way

help

>>39538704
it's nice seeing others talking about 1pl8

t-t-thank you anon...