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>>39528294
Your one rep max
>>39528294
Your penis
>>39528294
>>39528303
kill yourself
>>39528326
thats not funny doe
>>39528309
>include me in screencap pls
>>39528317
LMAO
>fridgemode
>>39528629
shit I lost
>>39528303
gets me erry time
>>39528303
Guffaw
>>39529120
how many buzzfeed channels are there?
>>39529193
>>39529193
At this point I'm surprised they don't just have Buzzfeed and Buzzfeed of Colour
Its been a while since there has been a good tinder/OKCupid thread with screencaps
>>39529475
Wow what a cunt.
>>39528421
That guy is hotter than the vast majority of guys, there is no shame in that.
>>39528333
Wtf is with cold showers? Are /fit/ really this retarded?
>>39528333
this one always gets me
>>39528333
only now noticed the titties
>>39530473
It's a long memeing related to some stupid shit from T-Nation and yes, of course.
>>39529457
Jesis Christ
got me.
>>39530473
>Are
>>39528629
I wonder if he was sniffing her butt when he had her on his shoulders
I know I probably would
>>39528413
Back to plebbit
>>39529120
he ate it because it was the only food he knew in China
>>39530833
is that gronk?
>>39529475
>that retarded
Everyone in /int/ hate him. He never choose pretty girls
>>39530833
Jesus christ, I don't know which is more cringy
>>39528294
>tfw have a lot of Tinder screenshots by me
>but not native english speaker
Hold me, /fit/
>>39530833
Whats you excuse faggot?
>>39528404
>the manlet has shrunk even more an is barely visible, a defense mechanism you are slightly jealous of at this point
>>39528421
that guy worked hard to achieve that form and can fuck my gf
>>39528421
>implying her bf didn't type that caption about her
Sssniperwolfs loser bf browses fit
>>39529457
Best reaction gif ever
>>39530676
>threw her the fuck off
Clearly he is beyond your level.
>>39529457
Props for endurance, tho.
Non-autistic screencap
>>39528333
>nothing too tough just a little exercise
top fucking kek
>>39529457
this shit right here is the funniest thing ive seen in 2016. man i must have been laughing hysterically for a good 5 minutes fuck me. thanks man
>>39531735
looks like joseph gordon levitt
>>39531228
>tfw i am the op and that was my first oc
feels nice
>>39529475
disgusting sub-human
>>39531566
feels good I was the one who asked for pic.
>>39531566
i was the guy who gave his coffee to that guy that morning at starbucks
feels good
>>39528421
Jeff's face is incredibly ugly. He wouldn't pull anyone if not for the roids
>>39531284
Didnt even see that. What a fgt
>>39530408
His body maybe. His face , no.
>>39528317
this hits a little too close to home
>>39528309
I remember that thread kek
>>39531284
Nigger that's the idea. The first half has the watermark but the second doesn't.
If the entire image came from 9gag the watermark would be in the middle of the entire thing.
>>39528317
What doth life?
>>39529120
i fucking love chicken mcnuggets. you can get 60 for 15 bucks.
this shit gets me every single time
>>39533474
For Some reason "my joints hurt"
got me
>>39528317
>>22426893
>>39531566
>>39529457
both of these fucking killed me. Some of the funniest shit I've seen on here in months.
>>39529120
It makes him run faster by spraying explosive diarrhea from his ass
>>39534934
hahahha women
>>39528309
Holy fuck, I'm crying.
>>39533585
>>39533554
You niggas blind or what?
>>39534934
pure extacy
>>39535407
Looks like an extra werewolf in twilight. He has the facial aesthetics but his eyes are fucking weird, just ruins it.
>>39528309
I MADE THAT IMAGE lol came here to post it
>>39528309
that guy later went on to sci and started trying to justify his way of thinkin, it was hilarious
>>39535407
Reminds me of cloud from ff7.
>>39528317
Where's the lie tho?
>>39529440
Kek
>>39534934
ayyy that's pretty good
>>39533539
fuckin kek'd
>>39531212
fake and gay
>>39535827
il stop when im 200% percent natty
>>39530833
Gronk is 6'6, and Chad is a manlet
>>39535827
total fuckin whacker this kunt what a yobbo bogan drongo i hope someone turns his balls into bicycle pedals and backpedals them up his arse hes more useless than an ashtray on a motorbike i wanan go troppo and neck this kunt what a fucking poofter kunt
>>39536305
fuck off you australian peasant. go execute some more natives
>>39528294
>>39528404
>One day you may
Rich panini reference?
>>39534934
This pleases me
>>39533474
lol
i wanted to post the pic of rippetoe with red horns and eyes ms paint'd on saying ''preach squats my minion'' to the t-rex avatar attached to quadrasaurus-rex's legs, but its not on this computer
sorry /humor/, have another classic instead
>>39534934
Yes... this is perfect
>>39528303
HES DONE IT AGAIN
>>39539235
thats some old shit u ave there m8
>>39539314
old as in good old, or stale repost? if the latter, my bad. i dont browse these threads very often.
>>39528309
Anyone who believed him is retarded. He was actually pretending. There are no people that stupid. I think.
>>39539458
first. nostalgia. fuckin forchan consumed my life reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>39531566
Pretty alpha desu
>>39531566
Where can i buy. I want ppl to mire my too
This Pepe meme gets me every time
>>39528309
Yo but the KG of iron does hurt more than feathers
>>39528309
KEK I WAS IN THIS THREAD
>>39539737
Can I have your autograph?
>>39539809
lel
>>39539648
http://m.melodicday.com/index.php?main_page=Brown-Monkey-Face-Print-Tank-Top-g12110
But i rather buy in a shop
>>39528421
Jeff plz
>>39528317
If only he realised that all of it was in his head.
>>39531441
who?
>>39531735
Looks like a karate sensei but not the great sensei who teaches the advanced class, more like the standard guy who teaches and also helps the great sensei
>>39539235
>deadlift tiny's parents
i have laughed at this line for 3 years
>>39528404
>the manlets band together to form a normal sized person
>>39528309
>More like a $13 worth of osmium in kg is 30lbs?
Strange, but he just made a mistake structuring a sentence
>The earth pulls on it harder
Considering weight is literally a measurement of the earths pull on an object, this is true
Conclusion
Reddit tier le ebin screencap
>>39541701
HAHA, YOURE THE GUY
I CANT BELIEVE YOU EXIST, YOU STILL TRY TO JUSTIFY IT, THIS IS GOLDEN, PLEASE AN HERO TO RECEIVE DARWIN AWARD
>>39534934
I've had a similar experience.
>gf breaks up with me
>says she wants to be with other men
>im super bummed out and heart broken, but one week after being dumped i fuck a big titted slim broad and i feel great.
>gf finds out and freaks out, says how could i do this to her
>fucking bitch doesnt get laid again for months because shes too picky and not really very good looking, calls me every couple of weeks to bitch at me for fucking other girls even tough she doesnt want to go back
>to this day she hates me
it took me a while to get over that crazy cunt but good fucking riddance
>Be me
>Eat chipotle
>A couple hours later think stomach has settled
>Go lift
>Doing fine, feeling fine, making gains
>In the middle of pull ups
>Oh no
>Feel like I just got punched in the colon by a shit demon
>Run to bathroom
>Why did I double tie my gym shorts.gif
>Start negotiating with own asshole so I dont shit myself
>Finally get pants down
>Cheeks hit seat
>My ass immediately imitates the death knell of a baby elephant
>An entire burrito comes shooting out at mach 5
>Bile and water get everywhere
>Some even splashes onto the floor
>Its over
>Sit on toilet questioning life
>Clean myself up
>Feel 1000% better
>Finish routine
>>39542204
I'm not, I just don't get what's so special about it
It's like le funni banana all over again
>>39542365
Kek, reminds me a bit about that pic when an anon shats himself in the gym, changes his pants and carries a living turd back home
>>39539707
kek
>>39533474
>my joints heart
kek/10
>>39536685
Wait, this isn't an Australian koala auction site ?
>>39529457
It's been months since I laughed out loud at 4chan. Thank you, anon.
>>39542794
https://youtu.be/qux9-HOm6eg
Eat
Sleep
Lift
Feel
>>39543779
This always makes me laugh
>>39543849
Holy Christ. That's funny, but rt the way that kid communicates makes me sad for the future of my race.
>>39543917
Kid is just pseudo-ghetto writing
There are as many smart kids as the number of dumb kids, anon. So don't lose hope, maybe he eventually grows up
>>39528309
But steel is heavier than feathas
>>39543849
Thank you for the kek, damn I wonder what he posted after that
>>39543849
>...said the stable boy.
>>39534934
That's a really old one
>>39538558
I hope this is bait.
>>39544031
someones triggered
numale or pussy?
>>39544163
saved
>>39544163
>3 reallys
MANDELA EFFECT
>>39530329
Man, but fixing it when it breaks down will probably cost a small fortune. Getting parts for it would be very hard, since they don't make these anymore. Not to mention the amount of fuel it burns...
I think a well-armed girlfriend comes out better.
>>39538558
kek
>>39531566
i fucking died to this
>>39531566
I need that fucking singlet
>>39542486
I bet you are the same fag
>>39528333
But Carl is a healthy weight. Why did he bloat up in the second one.
>>39528421
I wonder who made this image
>>39530833
This is really confusing, is Chad saying the bottom half?
>>39535468
Cloud is way cuter, no homo
>>39543955
but they'r both a kilogram
>>39528333
THEN I TAKE AND I AN ICE COLD SLAP MYSELF SHOWER IF I EVEN
>>39528404
I like how the perspective changes in the middle of the text.
>>39547060
fucking kek
>>39528326
aww
>>39529457
Oh fuck this killed me
>>39533611
agreed. he has a point.
>>39535407
its his eyes. his fucking slanty squinty eyes. theres nothing to be done about it lol
>>39546409
Cloud is the ultimate fuccboi. Getting chosen by Don Corneo was a breeze. Sure did hurt the egos of Tifa and the Aeris "flower girl" street prostitute.
>>39535407
jeff pls go
>>39544163
>thanks, lori
>>39544163
can someone explain this joke to me?
>>39542287
sup with girls these days? fucking sluts everywhere
>>39535827
>i don't stop when it hurts. I STOP WHEN I'M DONE
sounds like something jeff would say while having anal
>>39534934
I needed this.
>>39547510
kek
>>39528581
>not posting the superior one
>>39547955
did she just grow vampie teeth?
>>39547955
how much tren + test for chloemode
requesting the fit comic of the guy who looks at his clock and is late for squats
>>39544179
>image
>not picture
M A N D E L A
A
N
D
E
L
A
>>39530473
Norepinephrine is released when in cold environments, in the case of the shower, a 5 minute cold shower increases circulating norepinephrine by 2-3 fold. desu it feels good when you're finished with a cold shower
>>39540662
is it?
>>39544163
>>39544869
my sides
>>39543779
>Live turd
>>39529457
top kek
>>39528303
Rude desu
>>39545489
>probably cost a small fortune
>>39545489
>Getting parts for it would be very hard,
man you have not got a fucking cloue about this
you know how expensive a girlfriend can be? orders of magnitude above, and the only spare part you can get its tits, and only shitty plastic ones
>>39548992
But I never had to pay shit for a girlfriend, except once, when I was going over to visit. Still, I paid for myself, my ticket and food, that is.
Food, because she was fucking vegan. And yes, she was crazy, which is why I'm alone now. Fucked like a champ, though. I'm sure I spent way less than on tank maintenance.
>>39549011
>Food, because she was fucking vegan
yeah its fun fucking an ugly vegan chick, but were talking about the real staceys who cost a fortune
>>39549034
She wasn't even ugly. Was in shape, and all. Great ass. But was bipolar... the kind where she can be really great for months and then suddenly resent you for everything, even that you live away and have to come over. What the fuck.
I always, ALWAYS seen vegan people being fucked in the mind, at least in this damn country. I guess you have to be crazy to consider animals more important than people earning their living, working hard every day to provide food for themselves and others.
>>39549058
>at least in this damn country
you mean our good ol slovenija right?
>>39531566
I cannot unsee the pianoman as the monkey
>>39549097
I'm not that far. I'm Polish.
>>39549121
oh nayysss
>>39549142
So, like I was sayin', I'm sure in other Slavic countries eating animal products is normal and widespread. Fish is cheap here and is a very healthy source of protein and vitamins.
Animal husbandry is too, although I guess I like chicken the most.
I don't even know if she seriously cared about those animals. All I know she really loved cats... typical for every future "crazy cat lady".
>>39543806
love this
>>39549184
o i wasnt the anon u talkin to but interesting enough i had the same type of girl
>bipolar
>have cats
>vegetarian
there must be a fabric of these somewhere
>>39543806
ahahhahaha this is so goooooddddd
and not even cringe its fuckin high quality shit
i want an improved version of this
actually even an anime for it
>>39549271
I'm pretty sure people that give a shit so badly about dumb cows, have some problem with human interaction.
They seem to have no idea what things people go every day, how much campaigning for those working hard would help, but no! Let's scream about some shitty cows that are good only for meat and milk. I think many of them are sheltered people, young and having parents support them.
>>39549303
well dont think that much about girls psychological structure mate
pump dump pump dump
rest is time waste
lift hard pump dump
>>39549351
Well, for one, I would like to find one day someone, who isn't a complete dumbass, who is also unsympathetic to the struggle of a fellow person. This way I know, that if I ever come to have a hard time, they won't support me.
I'm 26, I have plenty of time for now. Still, I'm thinking about settling one day.
>>39549369
I meant I don't want to meet someone dumb and unsympathetic. I think I wrote that in a bit confusing way.
>>39549369
>>39549388
yea gotcha. ofc that would be a good deal. hope you find what you need mate. 26 is pretty young so dont rush. its generally uphill for us man about the quality of woman we get as we age and get experienced. i gotta go now. take care!
l miss Sir
>>39529457
Wiped a tear from laughing so hard
>>39549448
Don't we all...
>>39549896
Hopefully the next season of Rick and Morty will be good though
anyone got the "squats fueled by repressed anger" pic?
>>39550083
>>39550083
thanks senpai
>>39537047
>hes on his toes
kek
>>39542486
Are you retarded? 1 kg of anything has a weight in lb of 2.21
If he said maybe that a 10"X10"X10" cube of Osmium weighed more than one of equal VOLUME made of iron, that would be correct.
Or if he said a 1kg cube of Osmium would be cheaper than a 1kg cube of Iron because it's lesser in volume, that would make sense too. Probably be incorrect, but it would be a fair point.
But the mass of an object determines its weight. The two are not independent of each other. 1kg of feathers has the same mass as 1kg of osmium (because that's LITERALLY what mass means), and therefore also the same weight in lb.
>>39547416
There is none. It's a bunch of middle-aged white people on Facebook acting like middle-aged white people on Facebook.
>>39529457
Can't fucking breath.
>>39551170
kek
>>39543955
someone actually posted that video in the thread
>>39530473
my friend fell for that meme, he still does it while i'm getting nudes from the chick he's in love with LULZ
>>39533474
>my joints hurt
>>39547955
never seen this one and I'm a fa/tv/irgin
im also laffin
Anyone have >ohp lmao1jap
>>39529457
Kek this actually made me laugh
>>39547849
any body know that lil' guy's story? I've seen several webms of him and my best guess is that he's literally a goblin and people in eastern european countries just have to deal with those sometimes
>>39549906
is SIR for it a writer or something?
>>39552249
koksal baba
He's like a Turkish version of beetlejuice
>>39531720
Kys
>>39542365
I love shitting and coming back to finish lifting
>>39549448
>Date with Jessica
Naugowbrjfusoabwofbsk
>>39529457
you have to be really really stupid to find this funny.
who would post something like this?
>>39549108
Oh fuck lol
I want that
>>39539668
Mong
>>39553517
yep
most likely samefag
>>39542365
>Death knell of a baby elephant
>>39531228
kek
>>39528317
>>39528427
>ISHYGGY DIGGY
>>39528427
Good... good... now post the Berserk version
>>39539648
this is the actual one, the one the other sent isn't exactly the same
https://www.amazon.com/Yiano-Mens-Monkey-Pattern-Sleeveless/dp/B00PI7LRZ2
>>39548125
Oh man, haven't seen one of these since like 2008
Nostalgic.
>>39553883
there is a berserk version? that must be good
>>39553974
kill yourself
>>39549121
Being vegan means it's highly probable she's a liberal which is a mental disease unto itself, friend.
>>39529457
Lmao never change fit. Fuck
>>39539707
Kek'ed
>>39534934
>Daniel
Hears his bitch wants to fuck around and immediately hooks up with the sloot from work. My nigga.
>>39547849
>TinytripRespondsToOnlineBullies.webm
>>39554579
rtfygyuhwrg
>>39530833
cringe af desu famalalam 100
>>39528309
Tungsten, son.
>>39528421
he looks like quentin tarantino at 19
>>39535407
jeff please ...
What do I say lads?
>>39528413
I hate those fucking insecure kids
>Include me pls so i can show all of my friends, what a great fucking post i made
>it even got into the screencap!
>>39554732
Hit 'er with the old "are you an archaeologist" line to seal the deal.
>>39554732
Honestly just find out something she has interest in and talk about that.
>>39554732
Nothing. She's boring.
>>39554732
If dubs, " I voted for Trump"
>>39554748
But doesn't that put you in the friendzone?
>>39554780
No you have to open with things like that.
If you can find her interest you have something to talk about when all else fails.
Another thing, girls don't like being chased or orbited around. When the conversation hits a peak ( aka a high point, got her laughing or something ) tell her you have to go do something. This will leave her thinking about you in a positive way. Most men cut the convo when it dips and kinda sputters out so she is left thinking about how awkward it was. You want to leave her thinking positively about you so next time it starts off on a positive note and she wants to talk.
>>39554732
"Well smoothest yet will be how my dick slid in next time you are asked."
>>39554794
I see, thank man. So always leave on a high note I guess?
>>39531566
fucking madness
>>39536305
>yobbo bogan drongo
top kek
>>39554807
Yes get the convo going, get her talkative and laughing. That's when you have to go help a friend, or go to the gym, or help your mom with something. Anything that doesn't sound too far-fetched.
>>39528494
DELETE THIS
>>39530833
His domain is www.retard.com lol kek at the top of the kek pile
>>39546722
look at the size of that, thats cheating
>>39544869
>close to 200 pounds
always gets me
>>39531735
this thread was amazing
>>39528333
6 years and no gains. BAKA roid monkey, I guess you'll never leave humanity behind after all.
bump because I need a laf
yea u guys better walk the talk b4 this reaches to bump limit or else
>>39556420
>"It was alright"
>>39548077
how do I achieve this mode?
>>39542365
holy fuck my sides have left earth
>>39547416
sure
>>39556420
>"WHOA NELLY"
Every. Time.
>>39528294
Speaking of Jojo
>heavy deadlifts
>fart on my last rep
>not very loud at all
>but the smell
>oh the smell
>powerwalk to locker room, take my bag and gtfo
>>39546350
>What is visceral fat?
>>39559496
bet people were mirin
>>39544163
Why does he thank Lori? It wasn't his pic lol
>>39554732
what's up with the time lapse? it looks like the conversation ended and you lose; you get nothing.
>>39560399
youb must be a virgin
>>39531566
I have a qt pug shirt similar to it
>>39560399
pay attention, John said it's all Bill's.
>>39528309
>this is the best this board can do these days
Fuck I'm glad I left
>>39536305
>>39529457
Fucking lost
>>39558767
kek
>>39528404
Best thing I've ever seen on /fit/
>>39547955
Literally Dio
>>39528326
wh-whats wrong with wanting to feel loved?
>>39561746
Does anyone have the /fit/-/pol/ learn the difference?
anybody got a screencap of the thread of the guy with the huge Kingdom Hearts-ass shoes? I can never find it
>>39553571
He's right, although 1kg is barely any weight. If you had 10kg of iron and dropped it on your foot you could break bones. If you had 10kg of feathers and dropped it on your foot it would fall slowly and the feathers at the bottom would displace around your foot. It wouldn't hurt at all.
>>39561912
If you compressed feathers into a cube of the same size as the one of iron with both having equal mass there would be no difference...
>>39554732
"well I can be rough too"