ITT: Protein Fart Stories

>>39523950
when you get protein farts you're literally farting protein because you cannot digest it all. i don't get protein farts because i dont waste my protein.

>>39523950
I was doing some high volume squats (30 reps of 135) and the dude in the next rack over (who's supposed to be my bro) farted in the middle of my set. I felt betrayed and vulnerable.

>>39523950
i let out a good ass fart right when i open my eyes in the morning. Feels real good

Went over a friend's house in another state for thanksgiving. Put his younger brother and his friend in a light headlock before unleashing a fart.

feels good man.

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>>39523958
I don't understand dumb shits like you.

>hurr durr I don't get enuff protein therefor im superior lol u waste

Bitch if you're NOT protein farting then you need to get more protein in your diet.

And if you wanna reply give me a picture of yourself faggot before you talk shit.

otten protein farts. ever. have taken expensive and cheapo whey, not one tiny fart.

you faggots need to eat fiber and drink water.