Skellyfag here, wednesday was my first day at the gym, i was gonna do SS but my pt basically said "you are weak as shit and if you try that you will hurt yourself" so i only did squats and some machines, the thing is, today i woke up and my piss was very dark
I really don't want to go to the doctor, so i think ill just drink tons of water and if in 4 hours it hasnt cleared up, ill go to the er, if not, ill hit the gym
wtf could it be? is it normal?
pic related: it's my piss
>>39509320
bump for science
>>39509320
also, i forgot to say i'm feeling fine besides some DOMS and a little lower back pain when i stand up straight
Rhabdomyolysis. Go to the doctor
>>39509320
>>39509341
This. Funny urine means a problem with your kidney; get to the doctor asap.
I'd of suggested dehydration but if you're saying you've been drinking loads of water then it ain't that.
>>39509349
actually i haven't drank water lately, yesterday night my veins were popping like crazy so it may be that
sounds like inflammation of kidneys, drink water fukk lying medicine man
pls be rhabdo
>>39509341
if it's that, how much till i can lift again? i actually loved my first day at the gym, and im kinda enjoying the doms
is there any side effects after it's treated?
>>39509320
RHABDO
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>>39509320
what the fuck is all that hair? are you a werewolf or something?
could be rhabdo and filterig shittons of myoglobin is bad for your kidneys
go to the doctor faggot
>t. texting from med school
>>39509365
nah it's the thing where my dogs chill, i put the thing with piss there because it's next to the window and it's better lighting
also the pic has flash too, if that affects the tone or anything
>>39509353
DRINK THE WATER BITCH
otherwise you're just setting yourself up for serious health problems AND robbing yourself of gains
plesse i don't want to loose my none existant gains
also i forgot to mention, is that piss really brown? I'm colorblind so i wouldn't know, as i was pissing i tought it was green, i just kept on pissing and went to bed
i grabbed a container and pissed all i had left in there
>>39509405
Yes it's brown
please go to the doctor ASAP if you have rhabdo you can die or suffer severe damage
the sooner you get on IV fluid (and maybe dialysis) the better
please treat this as an emergency
>>39509410
don't scare me dude
i was planning on going to the gym at 2 (it's 10:20 atm), if the piss hasnt cleared up by then i'll go to the doctor
>>39509416
No no dude that shit can seriously fuck up your kidneys. You probably have rhabdo and need an IV asap.
my mouf was dry as shit when i woke up, i really think i was just dehydrated, i drank a litter of water already
i pissed like 10 hours ago and it was normal
>>39509320
>All that hair
You going bald senpai?
>Pissing in a Mr Kipling case
Why?
>>39509416
YOU WON'T MAKE ANY GAINS IF YOU DIE
And if you continue to excercise with rhabdo it will only accelerate your impending kidney failure.
Go to the emergency ward immediately.
how to dehydrate yourself
>go to the gym
>dont drink water
drink a shitload of water (at least 1L) and then check if your urin is still brown the next time you have to piss
if yes then your kidneys are failing and you want to hospital immediately
if no then you are just a retard whow doesnt drink enough
Your PT is shit; SS is designed for weak noobs like you.
>>39509437
lol i went to the kitchen and it was the only thing i had in handy
im not gonna piss in one of my glasses what are you some kind of animal?
and i already said the hair is from my dogs
tho im still going bald
see these are the symptoms of rhabdo, and i only got the brown piss, im feeling a-ok senpai
>>39509452
>im not gonna piss in one of my glasses what are you some kind of animal?
yeah, pissing into a transparent container so you can examine your urine better is literally how da savages do
god I hope you are american
>>39509458
you forgot weakness
>>39509416
just go to the ER you idiot and stop posting here wasting your time
>>39509471
>literally pissing where you drink
also i'm american, but im not from usa :^)
>>39509445
i read this in mr. garrison's voice
>>39509478
i don't want to get my fucking blood drained out of me, it gives me the heebie jeebies
i had hep a when i was little and the constant blood draining scarred me for life
>>39509477
but i don't feel weak, are you trying to roast me? i'll have you know bench 10kg
did you take a multivitamin, that's what they do
>>39509479
>but im not from usa :^)
have you ever thought about moving there? you have that typical retard-mindset so you would fit in perfectly
>>39509508
i take multivitamin daily, drink a lot and my piss is almost completely cllear
ok i just took a colossal shit and pissed a little, i think it's clearer now
pic in a second
>>39509495
either you are a troll or a true idiot. you can die because of it. you are a potential darwin award winner
here
it's clearer right guys? guys..?
my belly is still full as fuark with water cuz i drank a little and a half, so i still got a couple of pisses to go, will keep updated, i'd appreciate the bumps
>>39509547
>>39509554
>>39509320
not really, it's just in a semi transparent container now, and the light coming through the bottom and sides makes it appear a bit clearer
kek you are a retard dude
>>39509577
tfw
if you were seriously dehydrated then it will take over a day for your urine to return to normal colour, so don't fret if it remains or age for a while, don't over-do it on water, it's unnecessary.
By the way anyone can do SS, the fact that you are weak doesn't mean you shouldn't do certain exercises, you just start at a low weight then build up, focus on form and eating plenty of good food with lots of protein and you'll get stronger quickly.
Also;
>needing a PT
>2016
ISHYDDT
>>39509554
Nah you're fine ma man. Hit up the gym and treat yourself to a nice drunk night while you're at it. Afterwards you will be nice and tuckered out and finally sleep the sleep of the damned forever.
>>39509588
the thing is, he's not really a pt, and i didn't ask him for help, he just said "lets do some crunches to warm up and ill tell you what to do"
i said ok since i didn't know what the fuck to do,
i kinda want to piss now but im running out of containers
wat do
>>39509633
drink some of your old piss to free up a container, duh
>>39509597
You have rhabdo cunt. Enjoy being a dead cunt
>>39509554
where does these hairs come from? are you a dog and loosing hair?
ps funny looking piss could be a really bad condition, please visit a doctor
AAAAAAAY WE DID IT BOYS
this is def clearer, this is good, right? should i go train? im keeping all the containers just in case i have to go to the doctor
this one's with flash like the first one
also i pissed a lot more than that cup lmao
You've got kidney or liver issues, also hemolytic anemia is possible... Go to doctor ffs...
im going to start using a name
>>39509664
i already said this like 3 times, its where my dogs lay down, i took the pics there cuz its right next to the Window
pic related
>>39509695
also i just forgot i had a fucking cup of piss just laying there
jesus
what do you guys think? now that the piss is getting clearer after i drank shitloads of water and given the fact that i don't have any rhabdo symptoms and i just woke up with a cottonmouth, is it safe to go to the gym?
>>39509341
just googled this and now i'm scared
how bad is the "muscle pain" described in the symptoms list here: http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/rhabdomyolysis-symptoms-causes-treatments#1 ?
>>39509705
the doms is getting better too, still 3 hs till i'll go to the gym
latest piss of the day boys, straight out of the bladder
am i safe now?
>>39509817
Clean up all that fucking hair and stay hydrated.
My god you people are fucking brain dead.
None of you are going to make it.
> I'm a human but have no idea how to take of my body. Help!
>>39509320
doctor. now.
>>39509353
You are unbelievably fucking stupid to post a picture of your dehydrated piss here and wonder why it's so dark.
Drink water and stop posting here you stupid motherfucker.
>>39509817
Looks ok . stay safe anon
>>39509863
i didn't know i was dehydrated idiot, i didn't even know brown piss was a sign of dehydration, it's hot as fuck here so it's probably just the sweating in the night that dehydrated me, it could also explain why the piss i took before bed was fine and the brown piss when i woke up alongside the cottonmouf
>>39509891
i will, thanks bro
bump?
Holy fucking shit how retarded can people be.
op gonna die of completely preventable liver failure
ok guys, im At the hospital rn, you won
wish me luck you fucks
Op deserves to die
>>39509817
Are you stupid ?
Even if the coulour is "almost" normal it is only because you're drink shitload of water.
You had a brown piss, it is possible you've had severe issues with your kidney, you have to know why and if it can happen again.
Please got check a doctor asap
fucking nurse here
>>39510874
i said im At the doctor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis
Rhabdomyolysis is a condition in which damaged skeletal muscle breaks down rapidly.[3] Symptoms may include muscle pains, weakness, vomiting, and confusion.[3][4] There may be tea colored urine or an irregular heartbeat.
[...]
The muscle damage is most often the result of a crush injury, strenuous exercise, medications, or drug abuse.
>>39510887
It took you 15 hours nigga you're a fuckin retard
>>39510928
more like 4?
pray the gains goblin away for me pls
>>39510954
What did the doctor say bro? It's clear you have rhabdo.
>>39510954
im At the er, waiting for them to call me so they can see wtf i have
i bought two pissjugs, the second one i posted and one of the latest, wish me luck and god i hope they dont have to draw blood out of me
>>39510954
You said you pissed brown last night but thought it was green (which was somehow less distressing to you?)
>>39511089
i said it was this morning
u made me laugh if thats worth anything
still waiting
the doc went to check out smth outside, am scared desu
>>39511246
type "SHOO SHOO GAIN GOBLIN" to shoo the goblin away
>>39511305
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
now im waiting for the girl to take my blood and piss
am still scared desu
they took my damn blood away
thats What i was the most scared
now i gotta wait around 2 hs for my results
>>39509942
>I didn't know I was dehydrated idiot
How did you finish high school?
>>39509320
If it tast bitter then you have bursted a ligament in your glutues and you have to see a doctor
>>39511425
i cant taste my glutes, i have ribs you know
>>39511422
i sweated a lot while a slept i guess
i woke up thirsty af and drank xlose to 2 liters or water
>be OP
>be frail and sickly to the point that people actively discourage you from exercise
>exercise and don't drink water
>wake up pissing brown
>guys what's wrong
>>39511506
why u gotta do me like that
If this is real and you have brown piss you need to go to the er immediately.
>>39509320
if you haven't left go to the doctor, now
Brown piss is your two minute warning from God.
You about to kick the bucket.
Say Hi to Zyzz from /fit/ for us.
>>39511695
>>39511721
why the fuck would you read the entire thread, right?
im waiting for the blood test results now
Means you are dehydrated faggot
im bored as fuck guys cqn you please post Chloe edits? they always make me laugh
>>39511733
they just worried about you senpai, why you gotta be mean?
>>39511795
man i hope your house becomes a gains goblin's nest
ok guys, theyll give me the results in the next 10 minutes
wish me luck
>>39511749
ok but that is not an edit btw
well, the doc says the normal levels of CpK is around 50-90
i got 34000
looks like i'll be spending the night here...
>>39512322
>34k
>>39512322
quick, drink more water!
>>39512322
"The outcome depends on the amount of kidney damage. Acute kidney failure occurs in many people. Getting treated soon after rhabdomyolysis begins will reduce the risk of permanent kidney damage."
4chan yet saves another life
>>39512322
Kek
God speed anon, see you on the other side
At least u guys are making me smile
jesus christ this is fucked
>>39512322
You must have some genetic predisposition to rhabdo.
If they save your kidneys, then you should concentrate on low intensity training and adequate diet.
ill keep you guys updated, how the fuck do i get a tripcode?
>>39512404
In the name field enter a name follow by a password after a #
For example
"Faggot#ilikecocks" or "imdumb#penispenis
>>39512404
>A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted.
also use RhabdoBrah as trips
how about now?
is there any long term damage? im still waiting to get fucking hooked in the iv
idk who to Sue first, the hospital or the gym
like this?
>>39512454
Sue your parents for shit genetics
>>39512454
Can't sue for this. Like I said before, your case fits genetically predispositioned cases of rhabdo.
>>39512454
show paperwork to be legit
>>39512454
just some bad luck breh
sue god
>>39509942
>didn't know I was dehydrated from brown piss
>calling others idiots
Is this real? Are you real?
>>39512487
this
>>39512504
troll thread desu
>>39512454
Why would you sue either of them you fucking idiot? You are legit retarded
keep us updated senpai gonna go sleep
>>39509320
shitty troll thread
nothing to see here folks, move along
>>39512322
holy fuck
sorry guys ran out of battery
idk What to post, i got put on iv, slurped 4 packs till now
they told me i shouldt worry cause my kidneys are showing no signs of damage
some pics i coming, the paperwork id in spanish tho
pic related, my piss 3 second ago
>>39509320
RHABDO -> KIDNEY FAILURE
Emergency room now, faggot
I've had this before
Go now, no time for fucking memes
>>39512808
>>39512555
fuck you faggots
they took one of these things
>>39513757
buena papu
te olvidaste de tapar el nombre del centro de salud
>>39513846
pasa a saludarme perro, traeme whey
Get better soon OP. I hope there isn't any permanent damage
>>39513757
>>39513913
>>39513846
BUILD WALL
>>39513757
Damn spooky
I wouldn't have gone to the doctor despite /fit/s warning. Probably would have died.
learned a good lesson today thanks
>>39513977
thank you breh
the Docs told me i was gonna be here for about 3 days
You literally set yourself up for this one you absolute sperg.
>mfw reading this post
>>39514079
it was not the first time i pissed blood, i was not really alarmed
>>39514211
When it get's to this bro, you should be concerned. It's your body and you only get one look after it and you'll achieve good things.
P.s always stay hydrated no matter what you're doing. :)
>>39511728
Kekers
>>39513757
>>39509942
>Mexican intellectuals
>>39509360
You can literally die from this. Go to the doctor.
Your CPK might be elevated due to muscle damage, even an intramusuclar injection may contaminate the results. However 34000 is a fuck tonne, wish you all the best OP. - Another Nurse Fag anon
>OP is just dehydrated
Holy shit, this happened to me to OP
Within first week of SS I pissed dark brown, ended up feinting at the urinal on campus kek
>went to doctor
>urinalysis and bloodwork
>urinalysis shows protein in blood (not normal)
>get ultrasound
>inconclusive
>get cystoscopy (camera tube in penis hole)
>inconclusive
>MRI
>inconclusive
a lot of shit to go through for no results, doctors are thinking kidney stones tho
anyways, it's been 3 months since and I've made bretty gud gains, and my pee got clearer after ~2 weeks
just drink tons of water anyways brah, it always helps
>>39511749
LEAVE CHLOE ALONE
uncle rhabdo
>>39513757
JAJAJAJ SOS DE ARGENTINA?
>>39513757
pasa numero de sala y tu nombre y te paso a visitar si queres jaja
Rhabdo actually happens to people? Shit
Get better OP
>>39514899
>>urinalysis shows protein in blood (not normal)
2 scoops in urine for max gainz
add preserved semen to thicken texture
>>39515062
/fit/ approved protein shake
>>39514960
ajjajaja tas en pedo
>>39514937
si bldo
Happened to a friend of mine. Cpk level were high as fuck and piss was brown.
>>39509320
You need around a gallon a day.
>>39515764
>>39509320
my bro had something like that when he crushed a kidney in a motocross accident.
Your urine being that dark can be a sign of Rhabdomyolysis, which is life threatening. Rhabdomyolysis is basically when muscle cells are damaged, the contents of the cells fuck up the kidneys and it can be pretty serious.
What symptoms are you having? If you're having swelling or some extreme fatigue and soreness in your muscles, it could be Rhabdo. You didn't describe your workout as particularly intense, and you said it was your first day, so I doubt you have a barometer for what is normal soreness. If you're having trouble moving your limbs, it could be Rhabdo.
Consider going to the ER immediately, because this can be pretty dangerous. Start drinking water.
thankjs for the concern guys, currenrly on an iv and writing slow cuz left hand
op here, they changed my iv and it doesnt hurt anymore, now i can even use my arm
how much gains do i loose if i masturbate?
>>39516645
give me my regard to fidel castro mang
>>39516645
Ur a beast rhybdobro.
Youll be with us
>>39516780
this.
i have been stabbed with needles about 4 times Since i've came here
man hospitals suck dick
>>39516645
if you're on EKG or vital tele, don't jerk it, they will think you're stroking out (not literally) and come in with a crash cart
>>39515733
Too much water isn't good. You're simply increasing losses of electrolytes and water-soluble vitamins, plus a very high water intake may hide important signs of disease, since the urine is diluted and you can't see if you start pissing a strange color or small amounts of blood.
>>39516645
Yeah don't masturbate. It makes the ECG monitor look like you are going into VF and people will come a running. Electric toothbrushes do the same thing.
Dear OP
You are an attention whore
Sincerely Anon
>>39516828
Could have been way worse if the rhabdo progressed into acute kidney damage. You're lucky, mate, but gotta take some time off exercising and when you come back, you need to keep low intensity and safe amounts of weight.
I'd ask doctors or their opinion, how very likely are you to suffer the same thing in the future. Some people have genetic susceptibility to rhabdo, even if they didn't exercise hardcore. It occurs often with other genetic mutations, so it would be good to ask for genetic screening.
once again 4chan saved life
You're just dehydrated, bro
no updates yet, they told me they are going to give me sodium bicarbonate so my piss is alcalinized or smth like that
well, they Drew blood out of me and told me my ck levels went down drastically, but they didnt give me any number because it may be an error, Tomorrow theyll check again, and that my livers showed no signs of any damage, so i was smiling like a retard the whole time
also look at this, these fuckers gave me lasagna
i love me some lasagna
im walking today, im feeling a bit weak tho
>>39518404
Weren't you going to go for a workout yesterday? Are you going today?
>>39518427
my gym has a strict no dialisis policy so ibdoubt it
>>39518442
Made me chuckle
I like you, RhabdoBrah
ok so about the Sue thing
here (Argentina) every gym asks for a doctors note saying that it is safe for you to go to the gym, its like an insurance in case shit like this happens, but the dude in my gym didnt ask and he msde me work out like cray, so i was thinking about talking to him to get some free shit, like lifelong free gym
>>39509320
you have a hernia, get to the doctor asap
>>39518718
La rabdo te paso despues de hacer ejercicio asi que aunque hayan pedido la carta y la hubieras entregado no importa porque a vos y a cualquiera de los que esten en el gimnasio le pudo haber pasado. No los podes demandar, parasito
>>39517038
WATER STEALS GAINS
>>39518945
quiero cosas gratis amargo de mierda
yo fui re feliz con mi ss y me dió un tour del sufrimiento por todo el gym
my CpK levels were 2k today
i dont know wtf has been going on
have i been rused? is my body just retarded?
legit, like the 8th rhabdo-retard that i've seen have their life saved due to a fitness/weightlifting site
>>39519263
i love you too anon
>>39513757
>AST 1049
>CK 34.7k
Lol anon I'm a lab tech and I rarely see CK this high unless it's someone with a heart attack. Is this all they tested? They didn't even test your kidney function
>>39519340
there are some other things but i dont even know where they took it
they told me my renal function is perfect and that my kidneys are holding up like champs
>>39509320
Drink. Water.
bump because im bored
>189 replies
>ctrl + F:
>"rhabdo"
>1 of 50 matches
Thought so.... have a +1 on both.
>>39519716
kek
you bet your ass imma be spamming every first day thread and any pee thread with this shit
anybody can give me a decent screencap of this? or an external archive, im on my phone
>>39519233
Pueda ser que sea amargo, al menos no soy un puto parasito asqueroso
>>39520183
>tantos gustos y elegiste ser salado
dejate de joder Chori, no me rompas los huevos
>>39520900
So how fucked are you? How damaged?
Get some tryptophan. It seems like you've overworked something, and that's the place to get energy.
>>39521501
This
>>39521501
aparently i have Zero damage
>>39521854
Is that it?
>>39522761
i dont know, i hope so
there's always the chance that they fucked up the results and are taking some blood samples Tomorrow morning to check it out, but i dont know
>>39518718
de donde sos? empeze en un gym de mierda y no piden nada, depende mucho la zona, lo maximo fue poner el numero del servicio medico x si hay alguna emergencia
somebody please screencap this autism
>>39511422
i dropped out at 11th grade even i know that. come on OP
>>39523057
buenos aires, boedo
>>39523263
well i wasnt dehydrated so tecnically...
bump
anyone knows wtf this is?
>>39524917
Estrogen
>>39512322
50K survivor here, get on my level.
Are you a cop, OP?
>>39525017
rip op got jewed
bump for a tard who was saved by us
godspeed
>>39512322
>34k
OP I'm glad to see you're safe, you colossal faggot
>>39525813
Second. Thanks /fit/ for either saving this persons life or humoring the reposter.
Kids, this is why crossfit is stupid; they idolize shit like this. Don't fall for the meme and run a Test/Tren/Clen/Dbol/etc...ask-over-in-/fraud/ cycle if you're really that desperate for results super fast.
fucking kill yourself, you waste of space!`
>>39524917
I can't read all of it but seems like NaCl and electrolytes. Like regular stuff that's usually in your blood.
>>39524917
Or ask the nurses ? Duh
>>39524917
>Living in a third world country where they reuse saline bags
>>39509445
And this is how you end up dying of being both dehydrated and suffering from water intoxication all at once
>>39525090
how was it? how many days? how much CpK did you have when they let you go?
>>39525107
no, my dad was, i got his "insurance"
>>39525813
>>39525185
thanks guys, i appreciate not dying too
>>39512454
yourself
>>39518718
>he msde me work out like cray
in OP
>pt basically said "you are weak as shit and if you try that you will hurt yourself" so i only did squats and some machines
I bet you lie about Poorgentina being white too
>>39528179
nah, you only got whites in bs as and bellow, the southest the whitest
i am pale as shit and i've posted pics of myself so i dont know wtf ur even saying
>>39528179
also, he said "nah fuck that shit, this is your routine now"
>>39518718
>i am scum and instead of being thankful for not dying i'm gonna be a fucking cunt
>>39527898
>was
Did he die?
>>39528620
nah, he retired
>>39528512
>not waiting something from the dude who put you in the hospital in the first place
no way i'd gotten rhabdo with ss
>>39509320
Go to the store and buy a bunch of coconut water. Your electrolytes are probably all whacked out, coconut water is the best for that. Plus, if you keep drinking only water, you're just going to create an even bigger imbalance. If you don't already, take a daily multi-vitamin.
>>39515126
Facundo pls don't be culiado
>>39529558
no me llamo facundo:/
tráiganme algo Giles, recién me trajeron mate cocido sin azúcar y 5 galletitas de agua
>>39529800
Cruzate al kiosco, despues volve a la sala, va a tomar un tiempo mas el analisis, no estaba tu vieja afuera igual?
>>39529856
estoy internado desde el viernes hermano , me tengo que quedar hasta el martes me parece, me hacen estudios todos los días
______________
i've been admitted in the hospital Since friday night, i think ill be here till tuesday
>>39529859
Your entire barcode is still visable
>>39531528
the fuck are you gonna do with a barcode
>>39529859
wtf is this
mfw