If someone messed with your gf

I'd fucking flex my 9inch donger

>>39506697

I unironically want someone to actually try to mess with my gf somehow so I can beat the absolute shit out of them. I'm a pretty nice guy, and never really got into fights growing up, but beating the shit out of someone has always been something I wanted to do, but it's not worth the criminal charges so I won't do it unless it's in defense of myself or someone I care for.

>>39506890
What he said

File: This+made+me+cry+like+a+cuck.png (461KB, 2894x2300px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 2894x2300px

>>39506890
really?

I'd be like "dude, stop". Most likely, he'll be bigger than me if he's messing with girls.

>>39506697
Assert dominance and ownership. If he's still a cunt tell him to fuck off. If he's still a cunt then I'll chimp out.