>mobility

>>39505726
>Picture of OP aka aesthetic God

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>>39505744
>Sophisticated satire intimidates me.

>>39505726
>not having enough mobility to front squat

>>39505726
i mean

everyone knows that mobility is important as fuck. and its a professional approach to lifting unlike squats and oats, which might be correlateable with the pic related, and its obviously shitpost bait, but, how retarded might be a person to open a thread like this. is this, fun? did yo think, aha i have a funny idea for a thread! do you consider yourself smart? what is your place on social hierarchy? how old are you? what major are you studying? dont tell me you are not collage age, older or younger both would be devastating for different reasons. did you consider suicide? im waiting.

>tfw i fall backwards when i try to squat

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>Weighted dips

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>>39505726
> Lifting for bitches

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> abs? Nah, I'm training for a real sport m'lady. Abs show how weak and malnourished a man is. A real gentleman such as myself partakes in the lesser known but highly regarded sport of Powerlifting. It requires me to have a bodyfat percentage of above 15% and as such, I do not have the coveted socalled "abs" the lesser of your female gender desire. Surely m'lady such as yourself has brains to match your beauty to understand my body composition choice? What's that, I don't "look" strong? *chuckles* Looks beget real functional strength m'lady. I'll have you know, in the art of powerlifting, I have mastered moving maximum amount of weight in the most efficient bar path. Yes that means having the shortest range of motion but we all know the vagina can only feel the first few inches and the penis does not have to been that long. Drawing from that statement, I move weights in a way I can unleash a lethal amount of force in one kinetic chain. Yes, I am dangerous :^) Dangerously charming, m'lady.

>>39506659
Nice to see someone save my OC.

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>abs

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>>39506038