What physique will get me chav slags?

3x5 pip-pips
3x5 cheerios
4x8 bangers and mash

just act real horrorshow

throw some shrimp on the barbie bro

>>39504180
be white, 5'10+, go to a club, get drunk, just start kissing one of them on the dancefloor

>>39504180
Wear all Adidas outfits, smoke and drink only vodka

>>39504180
Start selling bare sniff, smoke bud all day wiv da boiiz then just get on bare steds nd do some curls in the squat rack

>>39504180
X10 litre bottles of white lightning
X10 years of zero dental hygiene
X1 burberry cap
X5 different kids from different mothers that you began to spawn at age 12
X50 benefit checks

And a carton of Malborough Reds. Thank me later lads.