>high test cousin coming over to celebrate thanksgiving

>>39503637

good. maybe he can give you some test. share it with the rest of the beta males here.

>>39503643
Tfw she's female

>>39503637
So your cousin is fat with a gigantic ass? Why would that bother you? Are you afraid she'll sit on you and crush you to death? That'd bother me, too.

>no pics

>>39503637
He has a fat as fatass gf, we get it

>>39503637
are you solid?

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>Thanksgiving dinner
>Have to explain to whole family for the 5th year in a row why I still don't have gf

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>>39503637
t. OP's 'cousin'