You are a personal trainer.
Your Job is to turn this kissless virgin into Chad. You have one year to make it happen.
What do you do?
If you fail you will lose all your gains and become him.
There is a certain group of people who can't make it
Zyyz was wrong
>>39501976
buy him a hooker
>>39502006
That was done, she was repulsed by him and stopped being a hooker
The one good thing he has done
hypnotism
>>39502020
buy another one
>>39501976
Pin him tren, hgh and start cutting right from the start, squats, dl, OHP, bench and pendlay rows. Everyday. Pin tren and hgh as needed for recovery. Also buy sonichu themed syringes for you want your chrischan happy.
Im his wingman, thats the only way. Making him like its some sort of deep ironic comedian persona and that he nevers breaks character, only in close up escenarios like after sex.
>>39502048
you have literally created a monster. Imagine a less stable chris-chan with 100x the aggression and strength.
Kill myself and hope for something easier to dedicate my entire life to next time.
>>39502048
so crazy it just might work