>tfw just ate a whole jar of peanut butter again Fucking end me

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>tfw just ate a whole jar of pine nut butter again

let me perish, my fellows

Did you buy all this shit at once or every day....If so I demand recipts

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>>39495511
>$30 FOR 8OZ DOWN THE DRAIN

>>39495511
Almost as expensive as maple butter

>>39495493
>tfw 100kg peanut butter essay due tomorrow
>tfw only ate 10kg

how fucked am i?

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>>39495801
Never gonna make it

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>tfw allergic to peanuts so i have to eat jars of almond butter

>>39495493

Nice bulk, brah.

Unless you're cutting, in which case you stupid fat fuck.

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i know that feel

Wtf are those threads? Also didn't you eat like 100kg yesterday? Are you on a fucking diet now??

>>39495493
I never understood that love for peanut butter

I'm cutting, I want pizza, pasta, breads, cheese

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>just binge ate my 23rd kilogram of peanut butter for the day

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>>39496535

Stop posting those lyrics, please, one meme at a time.

>tfw ate another 3000 calories worth of broccoli

Send help

>>39496316

Are those even activated?

>>39495493
>heh heh heh they're sure to laugh at it this time

>..m-m-MOM! MOMMY! DADDY IS DOING IT AGAIN!
>doing what sweetie?
>T-THE PEANUT BUTTER! HES SCOOPING THE PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN
>oh god no.. that's the third time this week.. he does it more and more
>Mommy why does daddy do this? He just scoops the peanut butter out of the jars and then takes a picture and angrily puts it back
>I don't know Jill I just don't know. Come on now get your coat we're going to your aunts house, you know how he gets when he does this...


>heh heh they're sure to laugh at it this time. They have to. They have to

>>39495493

>hydrogenated cottonseed oil

you are now dead

>>39495493
this is a terrible and forced meme

fuck off

>>39495493
i just ate a whole thing of cottage cheese op, its ok

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Guess my cut is over

>steel cut oats in milk or water
>chocolate whey powder
>peanut butter
Perfection

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>was supposed to be on a cut
>accidentally ate an entire universe of PB

JUST

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> walk past the kitchen
> body suddenly absorbs 2 bottles of peanut butter, 3 loaves of bread and a tub of ice cream

>>39496797


perfect for a meme shake

>>39496593
20 lbs?

>just smoked 73 cigarettes

how do I stop

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>>39495493
send help

>>39496890
i hate it when this happens

>>39497545
don't buy that shit, you fat fuck

>live in a country where peanut butter is basically non-existant
>go on vacation to UK
>try it
>it's fucking awful
How do you even eat that shit

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>>39495493
Its about time you did this thread again
>just ate 1 gallon of nutbut
>just
>nutbut

>>39495493
Yeah, I have no willpower when it comes to PB.

>>39495493
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PEANUT BUTTER MEME
I LEGIT BOUGHT PEANUT BUTTER MUFFINS AS OPPOSED TO CHOCOLATE AND IT TASTED LIKE SHIT

>>39496890
>Alive for only .00000000000001 millisecond
>Body absorbs all matter in every universe and dimension from the beginning of time till the end of time

Just fucking end it

>>39499631
Bro i love me some nutbut
CMON

that shit tastes disgusting, i know how good it is for gainz but i really cant eat that crap.

>>39496615
wew lad.

8/10

>>39499519
Except natty PB is literally the best bulking food

>>39496579
i laughed at your comment, good job

I feel sick after three slices of bread with pb, and you guys go binging this shit??

>>39495493
I know this is just a meme, but there is some truth to it.

When you're using PB realize that the there is equal calories as regular butter. (Per one unit of volume).

You wouldn't eat country crock straight out the jar!!!

Jif is basically candy. Quit being a pleb and go all natural PB. The kind you need to stir with a spoon because it gets all separated. It should have 1 or 2 ingredients.

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>>39495493

mornin niggers

>that first spoonful of the day

>>39496890
> on cut
> just drink 1 proton shakes for breakfast and lunch
> starvingafricanchild.jpg
> finally, dinner time
> chickenbreast brocolli meme
> everythings fine
> decide to fap
> after fap, body remembers theres a huge ice cream tub, and some pb cookies left
> body forces me to walk into kitchen, open fridge and take ice cream
> it just takes the pb cookies and jams it into the icecream, im helpless at this point
> have to look at hands shoveling ice cream and cookies into my mouth like a fat american bitch that hasnt seen a tub in 2 hours
> cry myself to sleep

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I AM DYING INSIDE